Authors: Jill Mansell
âYou haven't said a word about the money from the painting,' said Jake. Marlene was keeping an eye on the stall while they sat upstairs in a quiet corner of the café. He watched Poppy dunk doughnut number two into her cup of hot chocolate and wondered why she wasn't the size of a sofa.
âWhat is there to say?' Poppy licked the sugar off her fingers. âThat chap from the paper asked me what I thought you should spend it on and I said a decent haircut.'
âI want you to have half the money.'
Poppy looked shocked.
âI don't want it! It's nothing to do with me. Even if it was, what would I do with it? Seriously, Jake,' she shook her head so hard her spiral earrings almost flew off, âwhat on earth would I spend that kind of money on?'
âBuy a house, somewhere of your own.'
The thought of living alone now filled Poppy with horror. As if the Balham studio hadn't been awful enough.
âI don't want a house. I like it where I am.'
âA car then.'
âI had a car once. All it ever did was break down and run out of petrol. Anyway, the tube's quicker.'
âJewelry,' hazarded Jake.
âReal jewelry? God, I'd lose it.'
âI don't know.' He looked flummoxed. âMaybe you could treat yourself to a few things.'
âIf you can afford things,' said Poppy flatly, âthey aren't treats.'
âYou are weird. Isn't there anything you want? Anything at all?'
I want Tom, thought Poppy. Sadly, he wasn't available in Harrods.
âI know what I'd really like,' she said.
âWhat?'
âTo take you shopping.'
Nervously, Jake said, âWhat for?'
âAmong other things,' she replied, dunking the last of her doughnut, âa decent haircut.'
Knowing Jake as well as she did, Poppy realized the key word was speed. No time could afford to be wasted. At the first sign of someone making a fuss, Jake would lose patience and disappear.
They were going to shop military-style.
In.
Do the deed.
Out.
âIf you make me look stupid,' Jake warned, âI'll never speak to you again.'
âDon't nag.'
Minutes later, he was gazing up in horror at the blue and gold frontage of the hair salon she had brought him to. In Knightsbridge.
âI'm not going in there. That's for girls.'
âIt's bisexual.'
Poppy pushed him inside.
The male stylist she had booked for the job wore blue leather trousers. His hair was tied back in a blond ponytail.
But he was brilliant at his job.
And he was fast.
âWhat are we aiming for?' he asked Poppy.
Jake was beyond words. He sat in front of the mirror doing his impression of the incredible shrinking man.
âThink Pierce Brosnan,' said Poppy.
âMmm, gorgeous.' The stylist ran his fingers experimentally through Jake's wayward hair.
âIs that it?' Jake demanded fifteen minutes later. âCan I go home now?'
âContact lenses,' she announced, just to see the expression on his face.
âNo way.'
Poppy hadn't expected him to say yes. She took him to an optician and at lightning speed selected a pair of gold-framed, seriously flattering spectacles with amber tinted lenses.
âDon't do thatâ' Jake tried to stop her snapping his old taped-together horn-rims in half and tossing them into the bin under the optician's desk. âThey can be my spare pair.'
âThey can't now.'
Since there was no point choosing clothes Jake would only flatly refuse to wear, Poppy kept it simple. She chose cotton shirts and faded jeans from The Gap, lambswool sweaters in plain colors, brilliantly tailored black trousers, a black leather jacket, and three pairs of brogues.
Not a shred of polyester, not a pattern in sight.
Poppy surveyed her purchases with satisfaction. If he stuck to these, and only these, not even Jake could make them clash.
Unlessâ¦
âSocks,' she announced, but Jake had had it up to here with shopping.
âEnough. You can get them another time.' He grabbed the carrier bags from Poppy. âWhen am I supposed to wear this stuff, anyway?'
âEvery day. All the time.' Kindly, she added, âYou can take them off at night.'
âWhat about my real clothes?' Jake looked as if he was suffering withdrawal pangs already.
âThey aren't real; they're unreal. And if you ever wear any of them again,' she told him, âI will burn down your house.'
Poppy sat alone at the back of the church and watched her father's coffin slide silently from view. The curtains swished shut. That was it; he was gone.
He never even knew who I was, thought Poppy, biting her lip and willing herself not to cry. If she started again, she might not be able to stop.
The service at the crematorium didn't take long. Stragglers from the last funeral had been there when they arrived and when they emerged afterwards the next lot were already waiting to go in.
It made you think, Poppy reminded herself. All day long, six days a week, people were being brought here to be cremated. And it was happening all over the country⦠all over the worldâ¦
There was a lot of death about. She wasn't the only person mourning the loss of a parent.
Poppy told herself this, hoping it would help, hoping it might make her feel better.
It didn't.
âYou all right, love?' Rita hugged her outside the crematorium while everyone milled around looking at the wreaths on display. âYou're coming back to the house, aren't you? D'you need a lift?'
âI'm okay, Caspar's lent me his car,' said Poppy.
âSure you wouldn't prefer a lift? We'll be sinking a few.'
Poppy had guessed as much. Knowing she had to drive was her excuse for not getting plastered. Otherwise, who knew what indiscretions she might helplessly blurt out.
She squeezed Rita's hands.
âI'll be fine. You're doing brilliantly.'
âYeah, well. Got to give Alex a decent send-off, haven't we.' Beneath the broad-brimmed black hat and extra make-up Rita was baggy-eyed but determined. âFlippin' heck, I'd never hear the last of it if I let him down now.'
Alex had his decent send-off. Back at the house, it didn't take long for sober commiserations and much eye-dabbing to develop into a rip-roaring wake. Everyone from the Cavendish Club was there. Alex's band played all his old favorites. The dancing was uninhibited. At one stage, Poppy found herself jitter-bugging with Rita's drunken cousin, who had no memory at all of the last time they had met.
âCome with me a sec,' said Rita, taking Poppy's hand and leading her into the deserted drawing room. âI've got something for you.'
âWhat?' Poppy hoped it wasn't another dress.
âA present from Alex.'
Rita took the lid off a Bally shoe box. Poppy half-expected a pair of Day-Glo pink stilettos to wink up at her. She wondered if Alex had really wanted to give her a pair of shoes.
But when Rita peeled away the layers of black tissue, Poppy saw not the dazzle of pink patent leather but the rich gleam of cobalt blue glass.
Rita unwrapped the second spirit bottle, which nestled beside the first. She held them, side by side, up to the light.
âThey are alike. I can't tell 'em apart. Anyway, they're yours. Alex wanted you to have them.'
âHe did?' Mustn't cry, mustn't cry.
âSaid they deserved to stay together.' She clinked the two bottles together and mimed a kiss. âReckoned they might miss each other if you split 'em up now.' Fondly, Rita said, âSilly sod.'
Poppy's stomach did a slow somersault. She wondered if she was reading too much into Rita's recollection of Alex's words.
But could heâ
could
heâhave realized who she was? Was it possible that he actually could have made that connection, that he might have put one and one together and made three?
Surely not.
But then, maybeâ¦
She would never know.
âDid he say anything else?'
Rita thought for a second, shrugged, and shook her head.
âNo.'
âOh.'
âAlthough you can settle a silly argument.' Belatedly Rita remembered. âYour middle name. It is Teresa, isn't it?'
Poppy looked blank. The subject had come up in conversation the other week. Rita knew it was Teresa.
She nodded.
âSee! I told him!' Rita looked triumphant. âI was right and Alex was wrong. Silly bugger, he was so sure it was Laura.'
It was serious hangover time. Poppy shuddered and gasped as an alarm went off inches from her ear. Now she knew how it felt to be trapped in the bell tower next to Big Ben.
She crawled out of bed, fumbled her way into the shower, and clung to the sides while power-assisted needles of boiling water pummeled her brain.
God, that felt awful, worse than when she'd started. Whoever had dared her to down a pint of Malibu and milk deserved to be shot.
When she had finally managed to dry and dress herself, Poppy tottered downstairs.
Rita, in a canary satin robe and matching high-heeled mules, handed her a tumbler of frenziedly fizzing water.
âI know, looks like a volcano about to erupt. I thought four Alka Seltzers,' she said as Poppy peered nervously into the glass. âThink that'll be enough?'
âI can't even remember setting the alarm clock,' mumbled Poppy. It was unlike her to think of something so sensible.
âYou didn't. You just said Jake would swing you round by your earrings if you weren't on the stall by nine. I set it,' said Rita. âCome along, drink that down. Now, d'you think you could manage a bit of toast?'
Poppy spread the marmalade with a trembling hand. This was kill or cure.
âAt least it's shredless,' she said. âI can't stand marmalade with bits in.'
âNeither can Alex; that's why I buy it.' Rita stopped. She shook her head and corrected herself. âNeither could Alex.'
There was silence for a fraction of a second.
âOh buggeration,' sighed Rita, reaching for her Rothmans. She lit one and inhaled down to her toes. âYou'll never guess what else the silly sod wanted me to do. Only give up smoking. Can you imagine?'
âSomeone told me once that hangovers are worse when you smoke.' Poppy struggled to keep her toast down as a great waft of eau de cigarette drifted across the kitchen table. She clutched her head, which was still pounding. âI can't imagine that.'
âYou don't look great,' said Rita, who had probably drank twice as much but had had far more practice.
âI feel diabolical. I especially borrowed Caspar's car,' Poppy groaned, âto stop me drinking.'
âThen I went and spoiled it all and begged you to stay. Well, I'm glad you did, even if you aren't.' Rita pushed her fingers through her unbrushed hair. She winced as one of her rings caught in a backcombed bit. âI didn't want to wake up on my own this morning.'
Poppy couldn't think of anything to say.
Rita twirled the end of her cigarette in an ashtray shaped like an elephant.
âNo kids, that's my problem,' she mused. âOther people have their children to rally round when this happens. Three different people yesterday said wasn't it a shame me and Alex never had any and why didn't I get down to the pet shop?' She said wryly, âIt's a great comfort apparently, when your old man's kicked the bucket. If you don't have kids, get a bleeding dog.'
âWould you?' Poppy looked doubtful.
âWould I heck. Doesn't seem like much of a deal to me. Does a dog argue with you about which channel to watch? Does he moan about Manchester United playing like a wagonload of one-legged monkeys? Can he tell you which shoes look best with your new dress?'
Poppy had finished her toast, which mercifully appeared to be staying down. She knew she wasn't doing a great job conversation-wise but guessed that all Rita needed was someone to talk to.
âThere, told you it'd help.' Rita nodded at her empty plate. âHow about a coffee now? I could do you a nice bacon sandwich.'
To Poppy's amazement her stomach gave a greedy rumble of approval. A bacon sandwich would be completely brilliant. She broke into a smile.
Rita jumped up from the table.
âSmoked or unsmoked? And d'you like your rashers crispy or soft? My God, listen to me. Is this what it's like to be a mother?'
âNot at all,' said Poppy. âIf you were my mother you'd be nagging me to tidy my room and telling me to cook my own sodding breakfast.'
âI wouldn't.'
âOh yes, you would. It's what mothers do. And they tell you your bangs needs cutting. Either that or do it themselves,' said Poppy with feeling, âand never get it straight. In every photograph of me when I was young, my bangs are up to here and crooked.'
Rita laughed. She threw the bacon rashers in the frying pan and leapt back as the too-hot oil began spitting furiously.
âYou turned out okay. Your mum would've been proud of you.'
âShe wouldn't have thought much of my bangs.'
When the sandwich was made, Rita sat down to watch Poppy eat it.
âIf I'd had a daughter I'd have wanted her to be like you.'
âSure about that? I cheat at Monopoly.'
âMe too.' Rita stirred her lukewarm coffee and fiddled with an unlit cigarette. âWe wanted children so much, you know. I'd always thought I'd have at least six. As it turned out, we couldn't even manage one.'
âThat must have been awful.'
Poppy felt hopelessly inadequate. What else could she say?
âWhen we found out we couldn't have kidsâ¦' Rita paused, then shrugged and lit her cigarette. ââ¦I wondered if Alex would leave me.'
âBut he didn't! Of course he wouldn't have,' exclaimed Poppy. âYou two were rock solid.'