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“And she does nothing to arouse him.”

“She discourages him?”

“Not exactly, but my guess is that she does nothing to help him.”

“Is she mad? If she wants to stay married, it all depends on her getting a son from him.”

I hesitate. “I believe that she has been cautioned against appearing light or wanton.” I can hear a little gurgle of laughter in the back of my voice. “Her mother and her brother are very strict, I think. She has been severely brought up. Her great concern seems to be not to give the king cause to complain that she is amorous or hot-blooded.”

He lets out a crack of laughter. “What are they thinking of? Would you send a king like this a block of ice, and expect him to thank you?” Then he sobers again. “So do you believe that she is a virgin still? He has managed nothing?”

“Yes, sir, I think she is.”

“She will be anxious about these matters, I suppose?”

I take a sip of wine. “She has taken no one into her confidence, as far as I know. Of course she may speak to her own countrywomen in their language, but they are not intimate, there is no whispering in corners. Perhaps she is ashamed. Perhaps she is discreet. I think she is keeping the king’s failure as a secret between the two of them.”

“Commendable,” he says dryly. “Unusual in a woman. D’you think she would talk to you?”

“She might. What do you want her to say?”

He pauses. “The alliance with Cleves may no longer be so important,” he says. “The friendship between France and Spain is weakening. Who knows? It may be falling apart even as we speak. So if they are not allies, then we no longer need the friendship of the Lutherans of Germany against the united Papists of France and Spain.” He pauses. “I am going to France myself, on the king’s command, to the court of King Francis to find how friendly he is with Spain. If King Francis tells me that he has no love of Spain, that he is weary of them and their perfidy, then he might choose to join with England against them. In such a case we wouldn’t need the friendship of Cleves; we wouldn’t need a Cleves queen on the throne.” He pauses for emphasis. “In such a case we would be better with an empty throne. We would do better if our king was free to marry a French princess.”

My head is spinning, as it often does when I talk with the duke. “My lord, are you saying that the king could make an alliance with France now, and so he does not need the Queen Anne’s brother as his friend anymore?”

“Exactly so. Not only does he not need him, the friendship of
Cleves could become an embarrassment. If France and Spain are not arming against us, we don’t need Cleves, we don’t want to be tied up with Protestants. We might ally with either France or Spain. We might want to join the great players again. We might even reconcile with the Pope. If God were with us, then we might get the king forgiven, restore the old religion, and bring the church in England back under the rule of the Pope. Anything, as always with King Henry, is possible. In all of the Privy Council there was only one man who thought that Duke William would prove to be a great asset, and that man may be about to fall.”

I gasp. “Thomas Cromwell is about to fall?”

He pauses. “The most important diplomatic mission, that of discovering the feeling in France, has been given to me, not Thomas Cromwell. The king’s thoughts that the reform of the church has gone too far are shared with me, not with Thomas Cromwell. Thomas Cromwell made the Cleves alliance. Thomas Cromwell made the Cleves marriage. It turns out that we don’t need the alliance and that the marriage is not consummated. It turns out the king does not like the Cleves mare.
Ergo
(that means therefore, my dear Lady Rochford),
ergo
we might dispense with the mare, the marriage, the alliance, and the broker: Thomas Cromwell.”

“And you become the king’s chief advisor?”

“Perhaps.”

“You would advise him into alliance with France?”

“God willing.”

“And speaking of God, he reconciles with the church?”

“The Holy Roman Church,” he corrects me. “Please God we can see it restored to us. I have long wanted it restored, and half the country feels as I do.”

“And so the Lutheran queen is no more?”

“Exactly, she is no more. She stands in my way.”

“And you have another candidate?”

He smiles at me. “Perhaps. Perhaps the king has already chosen
himself another candidate. Perhaps his fancy has alighted and his conscience will follow.”

“Little Kitty Howard.”

He smiles.

I speak out bluntly: “But what of the young Queen Anne?”

There is a long silence. “How would I know?” he says. “Perhaps she will accept a divorce; perhaps she will have to die. All I know is: she is in my way, and she will have to go.”

I hesitate. “She is without friends in this country, and most of her countrymen have gone home. She has no support or counsel from her mother or her brother. Is she in danger of her life?”

He shrugs. “Only if she is guilty of treason.”

“How could she be? She cannot speak English; she knows no one but those people we have presented to her. How could she plot against the king?”

“I don’t know yet.” He smiles at me. “Perhaps I will one day ask you to tell me how she has played the traitor. Perhaps you will stand before a court and offer evidence of her guilt.”

“Don’t,” I say through cold lips.

“You have done it before,” he taunts me.

“Don’t.”

Katherine, Whitehall Palace, February 1540

I am brushing the queen’s long fair hair as she sits before her silvered mirror. She is looking at her reflection, but her eyes are quite blank, she is not seeing herself at all. Fancy that! Having such a wonderful looking glass that it will give a perfect reflection, and not looking at yourself! I seem to have spent my life trying to get a view of myself in silver trays and bits of glass, even leaning over the well at Horsham, and here she is before a perfectly made looking glass and she is not entranced. Really, she is most peculiar. Behind her, I admire the movement of the sleeve of my gown as my hands move up and down; I bend down a little to see my own face and tip my head to one side to see the light catch my cheek, then I tip it the other way. I try a small smile, then I raise my eyebrows as if I am surprised.

I glance down and find she is watching me, so I giggle and she smiles.

“You are a pretty girl, Katherine Howard,” she says.

I flutter my eyelashes at our reflected images. “Thank you.”

“I am not,” she says.

One of the awkward things about her not knowing how to speak properly is that she says these dreadfully flat statements and you can’t quite tell how you should reply. Of course she is not as pretty as me, but on the other hand she has lovely hair, thick and shiny,
and she has a pleasant face and good, clear skin and really quite beautiful eyes. And she should remember that almost no one at court is as pretty as me, so she need not reproach herself for that.

She has no charm at all, but that is partly because she is so stiff. She can’t dance, she can’t sing, she can’t chatter. We are teaching her to play cards and everything else, like dancing and music and singing, of which she has absolutely not a clue; but in the meantime she is fearfully dull. And this is not a court where dull goodness counts for much. Not at all, really.

“Nice hair,” I say helpfully.

She points to the table before her to her hood, which is so very large and heavy. “Not good,” she says.

“No,” I agree with her. “Very bad. You like try mine?” One of the really funny things about trying to talk to her is that you start speaking like she does. I do it for the maids when we are supposed to be sleeping at night. “You sleep now,” I say into the darkness, and we all scream with laughter.

She is pleased at this offer. “Your hood? Yes.”

I take the pins out and I lift it off my head. I take a little glance at myself in the mirror as my hood comes off and my hair tumbles down. It reminds me of dear Francis Dereham, who used to love to take off my hood and rub his face in my loose hair. Seeing myself do this in a good mirror with a true likeness for the first time in my life, I understand how desirable I was to him. Really, I can’t blame the king for looking at me as he does; I can’t blame John Beresby or the new page who is with Lord Seymour. Thomas Culpepper could not take his eyes off me at dinner last night. Truly, I am in extraordinarily good looks since I have come to court, and every day I seem to be prettier.

Gently I hold out the hood for her, and when she takes it I stand behind her to gather back her hair as she sets the hood on her head.

It makes a tremendous improvement; even she can see it. Without the heavy square frame of her German hood sitting like a roof
slap on her forehead, her face becomes at once rounder and prettier.

But then she pulls my pretty hood forward so it is practically on her eyebrows, just like she wore her new French hood at the joust. She looks quite ridiculous. I give a little tut of irritation, and push it so that it is far back on her head, and then I pull some waves of hair forward to show the fair shiny thickness of it.

Regretfully, she shakes her head and pulls the hood forward again, tucking her lovely hair out of sight. “It is better so,” she says.

“Not as pretty, not as pretty! You have to wear it set back. Set back!” I exclaim.

She smiles at my raised voice. “Too French,” is all she says.

She silences me. I suppose she is right. The last thing any Queen of England can dare to look is too French. The French are the absolute last word in immodesty and immorality, and a previous English queen educated in France, quintessentially French, was my cousin Anne Boleyn, who brought the French hood to England and took it off only to put her head on the block. Queen Jane wore the English hood in a triumph of modesty. It is like the German hood, quite ghastly, only a little lighter and slightly curved, and that’s what most ladies wear now. Not me: I wear a French hood, and I wear it as far back as I dare and it suits me, and it would suit the queen, too.

“You wore it at the joust and nobody dropped dead,” I urge her. “You are queen. Do what you like.”

She nods. “Maybe,” she says. “The king likes this?”

Well, yes, he likes this hood but only because I am under it. He is such a doting old man that I think he would like me if I wore a jester’s cap on my head and danced about in motley, shaking a pig’s bladder with bells.

“He likes it well enough,” I say carelessly.

“He likes Queen Jane?” she asks.

“Yes. He did. And she wore an awful hood, like yours.”

“He comes to her bed?”

Saints, I don’t know where this is going, but I wish that Lady Rochford were here. “I don’t know, I wasn’t at court then,” I say. “Honestly, I lived with my grandmother. I was just a girl. You could ask Lady Rochford, or any of the old ladies. Ask Lady Rochford.”

“He kiss me good night,” she says suddenly.

“That’s nice,” I say faintly.

“He kiss me good morning.”

“Oh.”

“That all.”

I look around the empty dressing chamber. Normally there should be half a dozen maids in here; I don’t know where they can all be. They just wander off sometimes. There is nothing so idle as girls, really. I can see why I irritate everybody so much. But now I really need some help with this embarrassing confession, and there is no one here at all.

“Oh,” I say feebly.

“Just that: kiss, good night, and then kiss, good morning.”

I nod. Where are the idle sluts?

“No more,” she says, as if I am so stupid that I don’t understand the really disastrous thing she is telling me.

I nod again. I wish to God someone would come in. Anyone. I should even be glad to see Anne Bassett right now.

“He cannot do more,” she says bluntly.

I see a dark color rising up her face; the poor thing is blushing with embarrassment. At once I stop feeling awkward, and I feel such pity for her; really, this is as bad for her to tell me as it is for me to hear. Actually, it must be worse for her to say than for me to hear, since she is having to tell me that her husband feels no desire for her, and she doesn’t know what to do about it. And she is a very shy, very modest woman; and God knows, I am not.

Her eyes are filling with tears as her cheeks are growing red. The poor thing, I think. The poor, poor thing. Fancy having an ugly old
man for a husband and his not being able to do it. How disgusting would that be? Thank God I am free to choose my own lovers; Francis was as young and sleek-skinned as a snake, and he kept me awake all night with his unstoppable lust. But she is stuck with a sick old man, and she will have to find a way to help him.

“Do you kiss him?” I ask.

“No,” she says shortly.

“Or . . .” I mime a stroking motion with my right hand lightly clenched at hip level; she knows well enough what I mean.

“No!” she exclaims, quite shocked. “Good God, no.”

“Well, you have to do that,” I tell her frankly. “And let him see you, leave the candles burning. Get out of bed and undress.” I make a little gesture to indicate how she should let her shift slide off her shoulders, slither down over her breasts. I turn away from her and look over my shoulder with a little smile; slowly I bend over, still smiling over my shoulder. No man can resist that, I know.