Authors: Iceberg Slim
This square world is a strange place for me. For the last five years I have tried hard, so hard, to solve its riddles, to fit in.
Catherine, my beautiful wife, is wonderful and courageous. She’s a perfect mother to our adorable two-year-old girl, and our sturdy, handsome three-year-old boy.
In this new world that isn’t really square at all, I have had many bitter experiences. I remember soon after my marriage how optimistic I was as I set out to apply for the sales jobs listed in the want ads.
I knew that I was a stellar salesman. After all, hadn’t I proved my gift for thirty years? The principles of selling are the same in both worlds. The white interviewers were impressed by my bearing and apparent facility with words. They sensed my knowledge of human nature.
But they couldn’t risk the possible effect that a Negro’s presence would have on the firm’s all white personnel. In disgust and anger, I would return home and sulk. Bitterly I would try to convince myself
to go back into the rackets. Catherine always said the right things and gave me her love and understanding.
There was another indispensable source of help and courage during these hard times. She’s a charming, brilliant woman. She had been a friend to my mother. She functioned as a kind of psychotherapist. She explained and pointed out to me the mental phases I was passing through. She gave me insight to fight the battle. To her I shall always be grateful.
The story of my life indicates that my close friends were few. Shortly before I started this book I met a man I respected. I thought he was a true friend. I was bitterly disillusioned to discover he wasn’t. I’m glad in a way it turned out the way it did. I’ve always come back stronger after a good kick in the ass.
I have had many interesting and even humorous experiences in this new life. They will have to wait for now. I see my little family is awake. I’ll have to light the heater. I can’t let them get up in the early morning chill.
How about it, an Iceberg with a warm heart?
APPLE, New York City
BANG, injection of narcotics
BEEF, criminal complaint
BELL, notoriety connected to one’s name
BILL, a hundred dollars
BIT, prison term
BITE, price
BLACK GUNION, powerful, thick, dark, gummy marijuana
BOO KOOS, plenty
BOOSTER, shoplifter
BOOT, Negro
BOSS, very good, excellent
BOTTOM WOMAN, pimp’s main woman, his foundation
BOY, heroin
BREAKING LUCK, a whore’s first trick of working day
BRIGHT, morning
BULL SCARE, blustering bluff
BUSTED, arrested and/or convicted
C, cocaine
CANNON, pickpocket
CAN, derriere
CAP, a small glycerin container for drugs
CAT, female sexual organ
CHILI PIMP, small-time one-whore pimp
CHIPPIED, light periodic use of heavy drugs
CHUMP CHANGE, just enough money for basic needs
CIRCUS LOVE, to run the gamut of the sexual perversions
COAST, somnolent nodding state of heroin addict
COCKTAILED, to put a marijuana butt into the end of a conventional cigarette for smoking
COME DOWN, return to normal state after drug use
COP AND BLOW, pimp theory, to get as many whores as leave him
COPPED, get or capture
CRACK WISE, usually applied to an underworld neophyte who spouts hip terminology to gain status
CROAK, kill
CROSSES, to trick or trap
CUT LOOSE, to refuse to help, to disdain
DAMPER, a place holding savings, a bank, safe deposit box, etc.; to stop or quell
DERBY, head, refers to oral copulation
DIRTY, in possession of incriminating evidence
DOG, older, hardened whore, or young sexual libertine
DOSSING, sleeping
DOWN, a pimp’s pressure on a whore, or his adherence to the rules of the pimp game; when a whore starts to work
FIX, to bribe so an illegal operation can go with impunity; also an injection of narcotics
FLAT-BACKER, a whore who gets paid for straight sexual intercourse
FREAK, sexual libertine
FRENCH, oral copulation
G, one thousand dollars
GANGSTER, marijuana
GEORGIAED, to be taken advantage of sexually without receiving money
GIRL, cocaine
GORILLA, to use physical force
GORILLA PIMP, no brains, all muscle
GRAND, one thousand dollars
H, heroin
HARD LEG, an older, street-hardened used-up whore
HEAT, police, or adverse street conditions for hustlers
HIDE, wallet
HOG, Cadillac
HOOKS, hands
HORNS, ears
HYPE, addict
JASPER, lesbian
JEFFING, low level con
JIB, mouth
KEISTER, derriere
KITE, note
KITTY, Cadillac
LARCENY, to turn against by vocal condemnation
LINES, money
LIP, lawyer
MACKING, pimping
MARK, victim; sucker
MITT MAN, a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women
MOP, hair
MUCKTY-MUCKS, a temptuous term applied to the rich and privileged by the poor and underprivileged
MURPHY, con game played on suckers looking for whores
NUT ROLL, a pretense at stupidity or unawareness
OKEE DOKE, a con game
OIL, pay-off money to the police
OUTFIT, hypodermic kit used by addicts
PACIFIER BULB, the rubber top of a baby’s pacifier used by addicts to draw up drugs through the eye dropper
PIECE, measurement of narcotics; usually an ounce
PIECE OF STUFF, one ounce of narcotics
PINNING, looking
POKE, wallet or bankroll
REEFER, marijuana
ROLLER, policeman, usually plain clothes
ROUST, stopped, harassed by police
SHAKE, extort
SHEET, police record
SHIELD, badge
SHIV, knife, usually made by convicts from various objects
SHORT, car
SIZZLE, narcotics carried on the person
SLAT, one usually refers to money or length of prison term
SLUM HUSTLER, a phony jewelry salesman
SMACK, heroin
SNATCH, female sexual organ
SNORT, sniff or inhale
SPADE, Negro
SPEED BALLS, a combination of heroin and cocaine injected
SPIC, Mexican
SPIELING, talking, a term used by older hustlers and pimps
SQUARE UP, get out of the life
STABLE, a group of whores belonging to one pimp
STALL, an accomplice of a cannon
STAND UP, to endure or survive
STASH, hiding place
STING, rob
STRIDES, trousers
STUFF ON, to play on or con
THREADS, clothes
THREE WAY, orally, rectally, vaginally
TO PULL COAT, to inform and teach
TURNED OUT, introduced to the fast life or drugs
UPTIGHT, in trouble, financial or otherwise
VIC, mark, victim
VINE, suit
WHALE, throw, usually applied to throwing dice
WIRE, information, message, etc.
YEASTING, to build up or exaggerate
YELLOW, a yellow capsule containing barbiturate powder
PRAT, to pretend rejection to increase desire
PEEL OFF, removal of only a portion of money from a wallet or roll