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Authors: James Axler

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“That bonfire’ll bring the stonehearts from the stadium right here,” he said as Ryan slowed beside him.

Ryan turned to walk backward alongside his friend. The rubble mound rose higher at this end of the block. The cannies either couldn’t climb it or didn’t care to at the moment. No more missiles came their way. But he thought he could see movement at the far end of the block, over the top of the wall of broken concrete. The Molotov fuel still burned cheery blue.

“I was counting on it,” Ryan said with a grin.

“And it’ll draw every stickie for miles around.”

“That, too.”

J.B. looked at him, blinking through his wire-rimmed glasses. Then he smiled.

“Here I thought I was the tricky one!”

“We all do what we can, old friend.”

From somewhere to the south came a rattle of blasterfire, quick and vicious. Screams of pain and fury answered it.

“Somebody just found something better to do than chase after us,” Ryan said. “We best catch up before the others hog all the fun.”

Chapter Thirty

“In my youth,” Brother Joseph said, puffing as he pulled himself onward and up by the metal handrail, “I liked to tinker with salvaged electronics.”

His words echoed slightly in the narrow vertical cavern on the stairwell.

Holding a fish-oil burning lantern in front of him, Ryan trudged in the lead up the endless concrete stairs. It was stiflingly hot in here, as if the whole heat of the river-valley day had accumulated and concentrated right here. Though the smell was largely must and dry concrete, the impression given by the narrow twisting passageway, illuminated vaguely by his lantern and the one Doc carried in the party’s rear, was of climbing up the intestine of a colossal concrete monster.

“That was, of course,” Brother Joseph continued, “before I discovered it was even easier, and far more gratifying, to tinker with the minds and hearts of men. And then a decade or so ago a chance discovery in simple frequency modulation put the perfect tool for social engineering into my hands.”

“Your subsonic-supersonic screamwing control mechanism,” Mildred said. She was climbing right behind the fallen spiritual leader. Since she seemed to have the most active dislike of the man, she seemed a good candidate to keep his sandaled feet to the straight and narrow, as it were. As if he had much opportunity to stray in here.

They came to a landing. It was marked 20.

“A trifling twenty-two floors left to go,” Doc said.

“One more,” Ryan said, making himself pick up one foot and put it in front of another. Slick cloying sweat encased him inside his clothes.

They hadn’t had the kind of day that really prepared them triple-well for climbing as near as maybe to six hundred feet inside an airless, brutally hot stairway. He couldn’t readily imagine what sort of day that would have been, actually. But he was sure it was about the opposite of this one.

While J.B. covered with his scattergun and Doc stood by with his lantern, Krysty pushed open the door to the twentieth floor. Ryan made himself continue as she vanished from sight to the other side. After an interval she reappeared.

“Got it propped,” she called.

“Okay,” Ryan called.

He reached the next landing and stopped. He continued to walk in place for a spell to keep his legs from knotting up. The others did likewise as they arrived.

He set down the lantern so its light played on the door. “Somebody cover me,” he said. “I got this one.”

His P-226 in hand, he stepped through. As always, the door led onto a little service area. Beyond it, he knew, waited the metal doors of the elevator bank. Beyond that the shells of whatever businesses had occupied this floor of the great tower.

A breath of breeze blew past him from the outside. From exploring several of the lower floors, they knew that while the monster skyscraper seemed to have survived the thermonuclear airburst with structural integrity mostly intact, all the windows were gone on all four sides. Mean
ing quakes had probably settled for those left behind by the blast wave.

By the yellow lantern glow Ryan saw a mop in a rolling wringer bucket standing out in the open. He pulled over the bucket and used it to wedge the door to the stairs open. Then with a metal-on-metal clangor he pulled out the mop. Its head had fossilized into a weird squashed wavy pattern.

It would save them time they could ill afford, and possibly risk, next time they had trouble finding something to hold open the door.

Doc was squatting just outside the door fanning himself with his hand when Ryan returned to the landing. He had set his lantern down beside him.

“It seems almost as if I can feel a breath of air stirring,” he said.

“Object of the exercise, Doc.”

He reached for his lantern. Krysty’s white hand closed over the handle first. “No. Mildred and I’ll carry the lights for a while. Won’t do us any good when we get to the top if your arm’s too tired to fight with.”

“Hadn’t thought of that.”

They climbed on. Krysty took lead, while Ryan followed close, as watchful as a prairie falcon. Next came Brother Joseph, with J.B. on his tail. Then Doc, and finally Mildred with the other lantern.

“So you set out to invent a screamwing controller?” J.B. asked Brother Joseph. A passionate tinker as well as master armorer and gunsmith, he was fascinated by gadgetry of any sort.

“Of course not. It happened by accident when I was…employed by a baron in a ville far to the west of here. I was experimenting with generating tones of various frequencies when a flock of screamwings attacked my shop. It
was really quite alarming, and most exciting until the sec men drove the horrid creatures off. In fact, the things kept coming, kept attacking, until acting on a hunch I switched the machine off. Then they simply seemed to lose interest and turn away.

“None of the sec men was able to hear the tone. Nor was I, nor my assistant. I later chanced to discover that certain children were able to hear it. Your friend Jak must enjoy an acute range of auditory response if he can hear both the high and the low tones at all, much less so deep into adolescence.”

“Your employer must have lost patience with you rapidly, if your experiments continued to attract the unwanted attentions of screamwings,” Doc said.

“Oh, he lost patience with me soon enough. For reasons having nothing to do with those particular experiments, the short-sighted fool. All my life I’ve been tormented by lack of vision among my patrons. I suppose if given a chance I’ll work up quite a virulent hatred toward you people. After all, I no sooner contrived the optimal environment for myself than you showed up and spoiled it all.”

“Hear that, Brother?” Mildred said. She held up her thumb and index fingers, rubbing the pads together. “It’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin, playing ‘Tea and Sympathy.’”

“Well. Yes. I should know better than to expect sensitivity, under the circumstances. No, I was quite circumspect while I fine-tuned my discovery. Not to mention alert to any sign of the approach of screamwings, so that I could shut the tone generator down without attracting a swarm of winged Judases to my lab.

“It came to me to seek a tone to repel the mutants. Likely far more marketable than attracting the frightful
things—and one which, frankly, made the initial discovery much more potentially useful as well.”

“So this wasn’t the first time you’ve run this particular protection scam?” Mildred asked.

“Oh, but it was. I wandered for years until I found the proper petri dish to culture my final and finest social experiment. A prosperous ville, a weak-minded baron—and, of course, a convenient colony of screamwings. Which serendipitously happened to be ruled over by that prodigy of twisted nature that I so aptly christened King Screamwing.”

“Even better for us,” Mildred said, “because guess who’s waiting for us upstairs.”

“I suppose I would only incur your ire if I pointed out the screamwings are likely to be in torpid state, having recently gorged themselves?”

“That seems like a good guess,” Ryan said.

“Then instead I shall simply point out that the screamwings are seldom active at night. While I can’t confirm from firsthand observation that they sleep, it would seem a logical surmise.”

He climbed a while in silence. His step had gotten labored, Ryan noticed. But the fallen spiritual leader was canny enough to know better than to slow down his captors. Or even gripe.

At least not directly. “You really should be grateful to me,” Brother Joseph said. “It was I, of course, who summoned the screamwings whose so-timely intervention helped save you when you were caught between two fires in the Millennium Hotel ruins.”

“Don’t start us figuring up any balance sheets,” Ryan said. “Don’t reckon you’ll like the sum we come up with.”

They passed the next landing. Ryan let the others climb
ahead, then while Mildred covered with her ZKR 551 he took the lantern and opened the door.

A skeleton lay just inside. Whatever clothes it had once worn had long vanished, rotted to dust or devoured by rats, insects and microbes, just like the skin, flesh, organs and cartilage, as well as the sinews that had held the mottled yellow bones together.

“Thighbone’ll work just fine,” Ryan said. “We don’t have to use our mop.”

He jammed the nearer thighbone under the door. It held. He frowned a moment at the skeleton, then collected the other thighbone, and such other large bones as he could find, and stuck them through his belt. Then he recovered the thighbone he’d used to hold the door open and substituted the mop with the ossified head. It was turning out to be a major pain in the ass to tote up the stairs.

“What the hell!” Mildred exclaimed when Ryan emerged back to the stairwell with ribs and leg and arm bones stuck through his belt like a sort of armor corset.

“Door stops,” he said, picking up the lantern and handing it to her.

“I
hate
this century.”

 

T
HEY WERE ALL
dragging like the living dead when they finally reached the top floor, the level right beneath King Screamwing’s rooftop domain. But a sense of urgency animated them like an unholy remnant of life.

They recced the level. As elsewhere, there wasn’t much smell up here, except for the odors of sun-heated rubble and masonry and late-spring green growth that blew in from outside. There was a hint of old mouse droppings; that was about it.

By this time a perceptible breeze came in the door, propped open by somebody’s rib.

Most of the floor seemed to have been a restaurant at the time of the big nuke. Coming out the open, eastern end of the elevator banks, the companions found themselves in a spacious dining room with a high ceiling. It was neatly arrayed with tables and chairs, some with settings still in place.

In fact some came complete with skeletal diners, apparently held together by their garments.

Exploring, they found a number of smaller rooms, apparently storage areas and lesser dining rooms. The floor’s northern half was mainly occupied by a kitchen, with big stainless-steel sinks, counters and ovens hardly tarnished by time. Or at least as far as they could tell by lantern light.

A corridor winding around the outside of the kitchen took them past more little rooms, then to a cracked glass-brick partition with a door in it. The door seemed solid, also solidly stuck in its frame. J.B. rapped it hard with his steel-shod shotgun butt. Glass powdered and fell away, leaving a hole.

“Knock, knock,” Mildred said. She helped the others take out the glass-brick the rest of the way down with well-placed boots.

“Musta been microfractures in that glass-brick from the dynamic overpressure,” J.B. muttered.

“I beg your pardon?” said Brother Joseph, who accompanied them looking half contemptuous and half amused. One way or another they always managed to keep at least one set of eyes on him.

“Blast wave from the nuke,” J.B. said. “Musta weakened those bricks pretty bad for them to powder so easy. Usually they’re triple-tough, even after all these years.”

“What’s that smell?” Mildred asked.

Nobody knew. It was acrid. There was a certain nose-
wrinkling familiarity to Ryan’s nostrils, but he couldn’t place it.

They pushed on. An office complex took up the level’s southwest quadrant. Office chairs lay strewed across the floor, along with desks and toppled and charred or half-melted partitions. Papers had accreted in drifts in the angles of the interior walls, turned into papier-mâché by generations of rain and hail and snow blowing in unimpeded.

And of course, the skeletons. As elsewhere on this floor, some were bare, others fully clothed, some in between. “Wonder what the story is here?” J.B. asked.

“I would hazard a guess,” Doc said, “that the various scavenging organisms found some varieties of fabric more toothsome than others.”

“Synthetics,” Mildred said.

“Or they were having themselves a triple-fine orgy,” Krysty said, with her lantern picking out a mischievous glint in her emerald eyes.

She laughed at Doc’s sudden flush and stammer. She enjoyed teasing him. He still harbored a lot of what Mildred termed Victorian notions of propriety, which he always countered by pointing out he’d lived during the reign of Queen Victoria. Doc reckoned that entitled him to be Victorian if anything did.

“What’s this crap all over everything?” Mildred demanded. She held her lantern over a desk. Its top was splotched with white splattered deposits. In places they seemed to have accumulated to nearly an inch thick. They realized the stuff was splashed all over most of the horizontal surfaces. Some of what they initially took to be paper was the same substance, that looked like lumpy plaster.

Leaning down, Mildred said, “It
is
crap!”

“What would be defecating in here, I wonder?” Doc asked. “Pigeons?”

“Now we know why the smell, anyway,” J.B. said.

“Not pigeons,” Ryan said. He’d been bending down to examine the stuff. Now he turned and slowly straightened, staring out the window. And
up.

“They wouldn’t come around here, would they?” he asked.

“Why not?” Mildred asked. Then her eyes followed his. “Oh, dear God. The screamwings.”

In the sudden stillness they became aware of a sinister muted chittering sound from above. It raised the hair at Ryan’s nape.

“Jak,” Krysty whispered.

“Well,” Ryan said, “they say guano burns pretty good.”

He shrugged out of his backpack and dropped it to the floor. Opening it, he began to remove the jars and jugs of fuel alk and fish oil, carefully sealed with wax, that they’d carried from Soulardville.

It felt as if he’d just set down an ox he’d been carrying on his back.

“Let’s get busy,” he said.

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