Pleasure Principle (4 page)

Queen wrapped her arms around Chris’s waist and pleaded for him to relax with her big tear filled eyes. Naturally he melted like butter. He was so in love with
her
. “I’m sorry, it’s just that... You’re right, but we don’t need to talk about it anymore. You know how I feel about this issue. You get it, right? I mean you’re on the phone with his ass everyday and.
.
. You understand why I’m insecure about this, right?” He asked as he hugged his beautiful wife tight and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes. “Don't cry... We're okay... I believe you.”

“Yeah, I get it. I’m sorry I wasn’t thinking when I got it. I didn’t think about it like that.” Queen said as she sampled her handsome husband’s sweet lips. Engaging him in a tender kiss, the two instantly resolved their issues.

“God, I’m so glad that is all over. Can we please just move on now. Queen cut the cake. I want a piece of birthday cake before I go.” Toy said as she hugged Logic’s waist.

Logic kissed her on her forehead. “I love you so much
Zatoya Hart
. You know that right?”

”Yeah I know and I‘m so in love with you
, Logic Hart
.” She smiled as she sampled his soft lips.

“I know, but Toy, when we get home I want you to throw all of that bullshit in the trash.”

“What bullshit? I know you’re not talking about my toy collection. I’ll toss Teddy Bear, but I’ll be damned if I throw away all of my toys. Hell’s to the hell no!”

“I’m serious Toy...
Throw it all away. This is not a debate, a discussion or a damn request.” Logic insisted as he stared his new wife down. “We don’t need all that shit. I have more than enough dick to satisfy you. Right?”

“But Logic, I...” She tried to protest.

“Right? If I’m not enough, then just say so.”

“Okay, you’re right. You and Man-
M
an are all the man that I need.” She conceded. “Jade, for the record, you got a big fuckin ass mouth!”

Queen quickly cosigned. “
I kn
ow right?
I can’t believe that you
just put all of our business on blast to prove a
damn
point to Dorian.”

“Whatever
!
You two are supposed to be my girls. I
f I
go down, you go down.”

“Fuck that! The only going down that I plan to do is on Logic. With that said, Queen I’ll get some cake tomorrow. Baby, can we please go home now. All this talking about vibrators, dildos and dicks got me horny.”

Logic laughed, “Sure. Let’s go home. One more thing Mrs. Hart, for the record the birth control pills are going in the trash tonight as well. No more practicing. I think we know what we’re doing. It's time to make a baby. Okay?”

Queen and Jade snickered simultaneously. “Well, I guess the honeymoon is officially over.” Queen joked.

“I do believe that you’re right.” Jade giggled and gave Queen a high five in agreement.

Toy rolled her eyes at Jade and Queen before mouthing, “Kiss my ass Bitches!”

Jade looked at Queen and they burst into laughter. “Toy are you sure that you don’t want some cake? I’m cutting it right now.” Queen offered.

Toy looked at her incredibly fine husband. “Logic, can we stay a little longer?”

Logic chuckled. “Sure, whatever you want to do.”

Teddy Bear

Normalcy was quickly restored and the three couples pushed
all
the bullshit to the side and focused on the real issue at hand, Teddy. Well that's who they deemed as the culprit of the bulk of the tension and friction that transpired earlier. As usual the women congregated in the kitchen and the men retired to the family room.

Naturally the ladies were pissed at Teddy for more reasons than one. They hated the fact that Teddy was a living, breathing example of how happy their husbands could be if they were never married. They hated him for telling their husbands how exciting and fulfilling it was to be free and single with no one to answer to. It pissed them off that he filled their husband
’
head
’
s with the bullshit that there wasn’t anything better than pussy except new pussy.

And you probably guessed that Toy despised him mo
st of
all. Still pissed that she loss their Virtual Fuck Off she remarked. “Teddy gets on my damn last good nerve, cocky ass dick!”

Queen and Jade burst into laughter after they checked to make sure the guys couldn’t hear them from the family room. “What did Bear do to you?” Queen asked
,
amused.

“I can't believe I have to throw all of my damn sex toys away because of his big dick ass! Do you know how much all that shit is worth? Hell I’ve been collecting vibrators since I was eighteen years old. Donkey dick prick!”

Jade laughed. “That man does have a big ass dick. My daddy has a horse breeding ranch. I've seen horses with smaller dicks than Teddy's. It can’t possibly be that damn big. Can it?”

Queen nodded an affirmative hell yeah. “Yes
,
in fact it gets even larger right before he climaxes.”

“Are you fucking serious? OMG! What the fuck?” Toy commented as her mouth dropped open in shock. “D-A-M-N! God I wish I could fuck that nigga just once. I'd fuck the breaks off of Teddy Bear Davine! Fuck what Logic said... I'm not throwing away my Teddy Bear! That's my favorite toy
, e
ven though I almost chipped my
damn
tooth fucking with that monstrous thing.”

“First of all you'd better not let Logic catch you with that thing!
You only get one warning.
So I'd advise you to get rid of it. And second... why the hell was it in your mouth?” Queen laughed.

“I'll tell you why... Because she's nasty as hell!” Jade burst into laughter as well. “She probably had one dildo in her mouth and another in her koochie!”

“Least I lived out my fantasy with rubber di
cks
and not Chocolate Pops!” Toy mumbled beneath her breath in retaliation.

“Oh
I
know you didn't!” Jade said as she picked
up
an orange from the fruit bowl and
hurled
it at Toy, barely missing her head. 

Queen laughed uncontrollably. “I guess she told your little
hot
ass!”

“And I told you not to tell her
, with your always on a dick ass
!” Jade hissed as she punched Queen hard in the arm.

“Ouch! Stop that shit hurt. I had to tell somebody, that shit was killing me.
Do you have any clue what I had to do to keep it to myself that long
?
I practically had to super clue my lips shut. That scene was hotter than premium porn!
” Queen burst into laughter again. “And y'all call me the hoe.”

“Shhh! My husband might hear you!” Jade snorted, more embarrassed than betrayed.

Toy picked up the orange and started to peel it. “What's the big deal? You're my girl. I'd never tell anyone anyway. Besides,
you weren’t married. Hell,
I slept with a Chocolate Drop stripper at my bachelorette party
, so join the club
. It worked out for me.” She snickered.

“
That
's not even
close to being the
same
damn thing
and you know it
, Toy
.” Jade rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, I know... I was one stripper short
from being a chocolate hoe cake
, so you
’re right… You
win!” Toy and Queen doubled over in laughter again.

Jade snickered. “I can hardly stand
either of
you two damn bitches!
I need to find some new friends
”

Queen hugged her. “Too damn bad, because
you’re stuck with us
.
Nobody can stand your snooty little uppity ass anyway. You’re the only person I know that can speak fluent bitch in a half a dozen languages. Sorry, we love you and we’re all you got.
Love us or hate us but you can’t get rid of us.
” 

“Not me
, I can’t stand her
little
ass either
. She's the reason I have to get rid of my toy collection, with her big mouth
fuckin
ass! I am not throwing my Teddy Bear away! I don't care what Logic has to say. In fact I’m going to buy me a spare, because I’ve just about wore mine the fuck out!”

They all laughed heartedly as they shared Toy
’s
orange. Jade looked around to make sure Dorian and the guys weren’t trying to ease drop. “One time Dorian had to fly to Chicago to sign this new player. I got horny and pulled out the Teddy Bear. I don’t really know what I was thinking... I stuck that big dick all the way in my poor little kooch... I damn near loss consciousness! That thing hit my G- Spot and I came so hard I saw black. I
recovered
a few minutes later with that
damn
thing still inside me. Luckily the baby was asleep. What the fuck? That thing should come with a damn warning label.” They all burst into robust laughter again.

“I have to ask you Queen... Does he even have a clue what to do with that damn anaconda between his legs? I mean some guys have a big ass dick but no damn stroke. They just lay there and let you do all the work and take as much as you want. I just want to know if he's one of those big dick bruthas that have a donkey dick but don’t know how to ride.” Toy asked.

“Well, Teddy is not one of those guys. That man in there will wreck a damn pussy if you don’t know how to take a dick. Trust me... If he sinks that damn light pole balls deep in you it’s your fuckin ass. I don’t know what the hell you were thinking Jade.”

“Hey I'm pleading temporary insanity on that one. Hell, I said I wasn’t thinking. Besides I was as horny as hell. I could hardly fucking walk the next damn day. I was
so damn
sore. That dick fucked my shit up.”

“All I can say is that Queen your jaw m
ust be
unhinge cause I couldn't get the damn thing in my mouth. That's how I almost chipped my tooth. I was trying to get my mouth around it and accidentally hit the on button. I had to schedule an emergency visit to the damn dentist, fuckin with Teddy's Gorilla in the Mist big dick ass!”

“You're stupid as hell!” Jade laughed as she wiped tears from her eyes.

“No, I'm serious... Queen let me see if your jaw unhinges or something.” Jade said as she moved closer to inspect Queen's mouth.

“You'd better fuckin stop playing Toy
be
for
e
I smack
the hell out of
your little as
s
.
My jaw is no different than yours.
You and Jade just need to learn how to take a dick.”

“Yeah! I was going to ask if you gave lessons and shit. I could use some new tricks to pull on Logic's freaky ass. You're one lucky bitch getting to handle all of that US Grade A Prime Beef in there.” Toy snickered as she gave Jade a high five. “Wait a minute...  Hold up Baltimore Hooker... I thought you passed out after the first stroke?” Toy asked as she suddenly recognized the flaw in Jade's scenario.

“I did...” Jade giggled. “But when I woke up... Girl I fucked myself silly with that horse dick! Queen, Toy's right you are one lucky fucking bitch.”

“Yeah, I guess I have been pretty damn lucky over the years. First it was...”

Toy quickly interrupted. “Hold up... Let me stop you right there Baltimore Trash! Don’t even fuckin dare put my husband's name in your whoring ass mouth.”

Jade laughed. “She’s got a damn point. So, change the subject!”

“I keep forgetting... Jade remind me again, why are we friends with this little bitch?” Queen joked. “Okay then I’ll talk about my husband. All I have to say is that man should have been a master plumber because Dr. Christian Love knows how to lay the fuckin Alaskan pipeline. Oh My God! That’s some good dick. He's not as big as Teddy, but trust me he knows what the fuck he's doing!”

“Dr. Love is as fine as a mutha fucka... Dorian should talk him into making a dildo.” Toy breathed without thinking.

“Bitch don’t make me slap your little ass.” Queen
warned as she
shot Toy a quick look.

“Actually, she’s right! I wish Logic would make one too!” Jade laughed. “With his fine chocolate ass self.”

“Oh hell fuckin yeah!” Queen quickly agreed with Jade. “I'd bust my damn ovaries with that damn thing.”

“You two Baltimore Skanks have a better chance of fucking King Kong. So you can keep fucking dreaming. I will beat Logic’s big ass if he even thought about making a dildo!”

“Doesn’t matter to me one way or the other I know exactly what he’s working with.
”
Queen laughed hysterically. “And King Kong is a pretty damn good analogy!”

Toy tried to get mad, but she could do nothing but laugh. “Yeah, you’re right, but keep my damn husband’s name out of your mouth before I have to slap you in it.”

“What the fuck ever! Better bitches than you have tried.” Queen laughed at the thought of a bitch slapping her in her mouth. “Who wants some more cake?”

“Queen,
W
hat
do you think
a Dorian dildo would feel like?” Toy teased.

“Uhhh yeah! I never thought about that.” Queen cosigned.
“I can tell by the way he walks he’s slinging.”

“Yeah I noticed that too.
Plus he has this sexy gleam in his eye that lets you know that he knows how to handle his shit.”

Jade played along. “
You
two
h
o
es want to know what it
would
feel like?
Okay I'll tell you what it would feel like. It'd feel like ten and a half
,
granite rock
,
hard inches of... Slap a Hoe upside
her
damn head for even thinking about it. That's exactly what it would fill like. So
,
both of y'all get my husband's dick out of your mind!”   Jade said as she smacked Queen and then Toy in the back of their heads.

Robust laughter ensued.