Practice to Deceive
Practice to Deceive
A Holland Taylor Mystery
David Housewright
Open Road Integrated Media ebook
For Eugene and Patricia Housewright
For Renée
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Special thanks
to Chris Engler, Dr. John Fromstead, Dale Gelfand,
Gus Grell, Phyllis Jeagar, Lou Kannenstine,
Alison Picard, Mike Sandman, John Seidel,
Mike Sullivan, and Renée Valois.
ONE
S
HE HAD LIVED
long past the time when her death would have been tragic. The things she valued most—family, friends, health, even her money—were lost to her now. She had outlived them all. What remained was a small house filled with mementos collected over eight and a half decades, memories that grew increasingly dim with each passing day, and an unquenchable thirst for revenge.
That’s where I came in.
I met her on the redwood deck my father had built on the back of his house in Fort Myers, Florida. She was sitting in a wicker chair, silent and still, shaded by the huge umbrella my father had arranged for her comfort. Her hands were folded in her lap. When my mother introduced us, I cautiously took one hand in mine, careful not to shake or squeeze it for fear her fingers would crumble like dry leaves.
“Mrs. Gustafson, this is my son Holland,” my mother said. “He’s here to help you.”
Mrs. Gustafson nodded slightly, and I gently replaced her hand atop the other. My father pulled his chair next to mine; the legs scraping against the wood floor. Mrs. Gustafson flinched at the sound.
“It’s only Jim,” my father said. Then he leaned toward me and whispered, “She’s partially blind.”
“What can I do for you, Mrs. Gustafson?” I asked.
“She wants you to get her money back,” my mother answered for her.
“What money?”
“The money that rat stole from her,” Mom said, spitting out the word “rat.” You can’t get much lower than that with my mom.
“Can you tell me about it, Mrs. Gustafson?”
“This guy, calls himself an investment counselor, he was supposed to manage her money for her—only instead he stole it,” my mother said.
“Mom …”
“Two hundred and eighty-seven thousand dollars.”
“Mom, I’m speaking with Mrs. Gustafson.”
“Just trying to help,” she told me and retreated to the other side of the deck, rolling her eyes in exasperation. I expected her to slide into the “I’m-just-a-rug-for-my-children-to-wipe-their-feet-on” speech with which I was so familiar, but she restrained herself. In deference to her guest, no doubt.
I knelt in front of the ancient woman and patted her hands, surprised that they stayed intact. “What happened, Mrs. Gustafson?” I asked.
“My money …” she whispered.
“Yes?”
“My money is gone.”
“Someone took your money?”
“All my money.”
Dad set his hand on the woman’s shoulder. “Do you want me to tell the story?” he asked. Mrs. Gustafson nodded.
“This guy, calls himself an investment counselor,” my mother called from the other side of the deck, “ran away with her retirement fund, two hundred and eighty-seven thousand dollars.…”
“Honey …”
“She said we could tell it.”
“She said
I
could tell it,” my father reminded her.
“What’s the difference?”
Between my mother and father—mostly my mother—I learned that Mrs. Irene Gustafson was a transplanted Minnesotan like my parents; she had lived, in fact, just off Rice Street in St. Paul, where my father and his friends had wreaked havoc during their misspent youth. “So that was you,” she had said to him when they became acquainted a few years back.
Mrs. Gustafson had moved to Fort Myers after her husband died, doing so on the advice of her son. “Why spend another winter in Minnesota when you can bask in the Florida sunshine?” he’d asked. Why, indeed? Mrs. Gustafson took her savings, her husband’s insurance, and the money she earned selling her home, and gave it to her son. He used part of it to buy a small, two-bedroom house in Fort Myers and invested the rest. Every couple of months he, his wife, and his two sons would come down to visit. Sometimes they flew, sometimes they drove. And each time he would set her down and go over her assets, making sure she understood her financial situation.
Then they stopped coming. A drunk driver killed the entire family when he ran a stop light just outside Jackson, Tennessee. I winced at the telling. That’s how my wife and daughter had been killed—by a drunk driver who mistook red for green.
That was ten years ago. Mrs. Gustafson was her son’s sole survivor, so all his assets had gone to her. It had amounted to about as much as you’d expect a young family to accumulate: life insurance and little more. Yet added to what she already had, Mrs. Gustafson was now quite well off, especially when compared to most of her retired friends who lived month to month on Social Security. She insisted she would have traded every penny for just one more day with her family, but people always say that when they profit from the misfortune of others.
Mrs. Gustafson hadn’t known what to do with her money—she never did pay much attention to her son’s bimonthly financial seminars—so she put it all into a passbook savings account. That’s what you do with money, isn’t it? You put it in the bank? Fortunately, a column by Ann Landers showed Mrs. Gustafson the error of her ways. She contacted an investment firm, and they put her into income-producing investments, giving her a comfortable lifestyle for nearly a decade. Now, Mrs. Gustafson was eighty-five years old, and the money was gone.
“What happened?” I asked.
“This guy, calls himself an investment counselor, stole her money, two hundred and eighty-seven thousand dollars,” my mother said.
“You keep saying that.”
“Well …”
“Are you sure he stole it?”
“It’s gone, isn’t it?”
“That doesn’t mean he stole it; the stock market is a volatile concern.”
“‘Volatile concern,’” my mother mimicked me—like I used to mimic her when ordered to clean up my bedroom.
“Who is ‘this guy,’ anyway?”
“Levering Field,” Mrs. Gustafson mumbled.
“Excuse me?” I said and leaned toward her.
“Levering … Field” she repeated slowly; her voice was barely audible, and I wasn’t sure I’d heard it right.
“Levering Field,” my father confirmed.
“What kind of name is that?” I wondered. No one on the deck could remember hearing it before.
“He works out of Minneapolis,” my father told me. “I gathered all the monthly statements he sent to Mrs. Gustafson’s during the past seven years. I have them for you.”
“Is there anything irregular about them?” If anyone would know, my father would. He gave me one of his trademark it-depends-on-your-interpretation shrugs; it was the same shrug he gave when I asked his opinion about quitting college to become a cop.
“How did you meet this man?” I asked Mrs. Gustafson.
“She didn’t,” my father told me. “At least not face-to-face. She picked him out of a telephone directory.”
Mrs. Gustafson shook her head sadly.
“Why Minneapolis? Why not Fort Myers?”
“Home,” she mumbled. “It was closer to home.”
“I understand,” I said. But what I did not understand is what they all expected me to do about it. Investments go sour all the time.
“You’re a private eye aren’t you? Get the money back,” Mom told me.
“Mom, it doesn’t work that way.”
“What way
does
it work?”
“First of all, we don’t know the circumstances. I’ll try to find out for you,” I told Mrs. Gustafson. “If we can prove wrongdoing on Mr. Field’s part, we can take our information to the SEC or attorney general, depending on who has jurisdiction. The prosecutor will decide if there are grounds for indictment or further investigation. Let’s assume there are. Let’s assume Mr. Field is arrested, tried, convicted. Let’s even assume that the court orders him to pay restitution. None of that means Mrs. Gustafson is going to get her money back.”
“Then what good are you?” my mom wanted to know.
“Ma, beyond what I just told you, there’s not a helluva lot I can do.”
“What’s the use of being a private eye if you can’t help people?”
“Arguing will not help Mrs. Gustafson,” my father reminded us.
I turned back to her. She had not moved, but bright tears clung to the wrinkles of her face.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” I told her. “I’m just not sure I can help you.”
“Help me.…”
“Ma’am …”
“It’s all gone. Everything … My husband’s money, my son’s … All gone …”
“I know.”
“Can’t let him do that, get away with that. Can’t let him …”
I took Mrs. Gustafson’s hands in mine. The tears continued to fall freely. A drop splattered on the back of my wrist.
“Won’t you get my money back?”
“I don’t think so, ma’am. I’m sorry.”
“Well, why not?” Mom wanted to know.
“You won’t help me?” asked Mrs. Gustafson.
“Can you tell me why not?” Mom continued.
“I don’t know how,” I admitted.
Mrs. Gustafson sobbed. “He robbed me! Can’t we rob him back?”
“T
HIS IS INSANE
,” I announced to the ceiling. Dad was taking Mrs. Gustafson home. Mom was frying chicken. “I can’t believe I promised that poor old woman I would help her. How can I help her? I can’t help her.”
“You said you would.”
“You made me say that.”
“Holland, you know I have never once made you do anything you didn’t want to do.”
That stopped me. “Mom, just off the top of my head, I can think of at least twenty things I’ve done because you made me, including taking home economics in high school.”
“A man should know how to take care of himself.”
“Do you know how embarrassing that was—how much abuse I took from my friends because of that?”
She smiled the same smile she always used when she was about to inform me that mothers always know best.
“None of your friends can cook,” she informed me. “None of your friends can do laundry.”
“I don’t think they’re losing sleep over it.”
“That’s because they have wives to look after them. If they didn’t, they’d all starve. But not you. After Laura died, you were able to take care of yourself, you were able to feed yourself. You think your father could take care of himself if I was gone? He’d be dead in six months. They’d find his body laying on the kitchen floor, a can opener in one hand and empty cupboards everywhere.”
“I doubt it.”
“The man can run corporations, but he can’t scramble eggs; he’d burn down the house if he tried. But you can scramble eggs. Why?”
“Because I took home economics in high school?” I volunteered.
“You’re lucky to have me for a mother.”
I paced some more, wondering what to do about Mrs. Gustafson while my mother fried her chicken. “It’s your favorite,” she told me. I tried to explain that it wasn’t my favorite, but she insisted. After a few moments of silence, she informed me that she recently had a long talk with Lee.
“Who’s Lee?”
“Lee? Letitia Taylor? Your sister-in-law?”
“Oh, yeah, Lee. What’d Lee have to say?”
“Lee says you’re dating a lawyer named Cindy.”
All my defense mechanisms locked into place. I pivoted toward my mother, instinctively moving into a karate stance, knees bent, weight evenly distributed. “Her name is Cynthia,” I corrected her.
“What’s wrong with ‘Cindy’? She can’t be called Cindy like regular girls?”
“Cynthia is not like regular girls.”
“I’ll say.” Mom wiped her hands on a towel and moved to a kitchen drawer. In the drawer was a magazine devoted to the Twin Cities. On the cover of the magazine was a photograph of Cynthia standing outside the Federal Court Building in downtown Minneapolis. The headline read T
HE
B
LACK AND
W
HITE
W
ORLD OF
C
YNTHIA
G
REY.
The article centered around a lawsuit Cynthia was waging against a woman’s clothing manufacturer on behalf of a dozen former female employees who claimed they’d been sexually harassed—actually assaulted in several cases—by male co-workers. The suit contended that management had not only ignored the women’s complaints, but that the company’s oversexed, underdressed, women-as-boy-toys advertising “contributed to an atmosphere that condoned, if not promoted, sexual harassment” in the company’s Twin Cities plant.
The writer, a man, was careful to note that there was merit in the lawsuit, that it might even rewrite sexual harassment law. However, his portrayal of Cynthia was somewhat less than flattering. He accused her of grandstanding, of using the case solely to promote herself in the media without regard to her clients. In his words, Cynthia was obsessive, humorless, frustrated, and self-righteous. And the photographs accompanying the article—Cynthia scowling behind her desk, Cynthia scowling in front of the federal court house—reinforced his claims.