Authors: Unknown
25
August gave birth to a human chain, large enough to be seen from outer space. It solidified in several hundred hamlets across a landscape of scrub and failing farmland, accreting like some fearsome, foretold northern serpent. It ran for five hundred kilometers across three national frontiers, from the coasts of the Gulf of Finland down beyond the shores of the Kaunas Sea. Link by link, it snaked across the Cartesian plane, person by person, hooking up digits.
Nothing, it seemed, had died under June's tread. Disaster in Asia, the resolve of power, had slowed the worldwide movement, but could not stop it. The largest empire ever assembled began to evaporate into fiction. Transcaucasia spun out of orbit. A handful of freed prisoners took control of Poland. And across the wastes of three nominal republics, a spontaneous human rope played Crack the Whip while the cable-ready world looked on, whiplashed.
Even impromptu, a chain the length of three nations needed wartime logistics. A division of vegetable trucks stood in for half tracks, bussing villagers to gaps in the line. All was ad hoc. A leviathan longer than any camera's ability to document arose from thousands of local committees messaging one another, as fluid and pointless as song.
Ari Kaladjian floated above the spectacle on a sky hook, watching the transcendental function roiling from out of a scattered set of points.
Don't any of these people have to work for a living?
Jaysus, man!
O'Reilly said, without taking his eyes off the screen.
Do you hear what you're saying?
I'm saying that if these people had put this much effort into being economically competitive, they wouldn't be in this hole that they now have to climb out of so theatrically.
For love of the bleeding Mary. You're a traitor to your race.
What does my race have to do with the price of tea in Tallinn?
Where the hell do you come from? Don't you think Armenia is next up on this carousel?
Armenia, Georgia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan.
Didn't your family come to this country as refugees?
Not the same thing,
Kaladjian snapped.
We're here because various powers have enjoyed killing us by the hundreds of thousands over the course of the century.
And the Baltics ...?
The Baltics! My friend, what's happening there is not political. This is not about oppression. You're an economist. You of all people ought to know that.
Not political!
This is not about forms of government or appropriations of power or anything of the sort. This is about the globalization of markets, the apotheosis of consumerism. Your... human chain
—
Kaladjian spat both words—is
nothing more than a glorified product-promotional placement.
Well I'm not going to stand around discussing the fall of Eastern Europe with this crypto-fascist.
Absolutely astonishing,
Dale Bergen said, to no one. If
seems to be self-assembling.
Michael Vulgamott snorted.
You mean the human chain, or the global socialist meltdown?
I'm just a biologist,
Bergen answered. I
couldn't tell you about the thing's politics. But from this distance, it looks an awful lot like a long polypeptide growing itself out of side chains.
Adie broke in on the speculating circle.
This isn't happening,
she said.
Again? Didn't this dream die two months ago? I cant take any more developments. I'm overloading.
You think you're overloading?
Jackdaw gestured toward a screen, where news of the latest upheaval coursed through the system.
You ought to see what's happening to the network access points. Every time there's a new development, the whole Net grinds into gridlock.
It's true,
Spiegel said.
The Ethernet pipes can't keep up with all the excitement. The links are gummed to a standstill. Like southbound
1-5
at late afternoon.
Too
much happening at once. We're generating more transcript than we can move.
Lim grew defensive.
But we're doubling data capacity every
—
Don't flatter yourself,
Kaladjian cut in.
Current events will always double faster.
Adie stood spellbound by the five-hundred-kilometer game of Red Rover. Hands grasped one another, adhering like nerve cells into an embryonic spinal cord.
Someone? Please. What are we supposed to hope for here? How many times are we supposed to get burned?
Loque laid her arm around Adie's shoulders.
You don't really want to know, do you, babe?
I mean, is this the real thing, this time? Or just another bloody detour?
Kaladjian threw a hand up in the air.
It's all a detour. The Cold War is a detour. Yalta was a detour.
You know what I'm asking. Are we supposed to believe, again?
What do you say, Ari, man?
Rajan agitated.
History or mockery, doc? Signal-process this one for us.
He pointed to the sinuous line, its changing slope, its amorphous rise over run.
Differentiate that curve, mathematician.
Kaladjian refused the bait.
Ask our friend from Belfast. He's the one who is building the electronic voodoo fortune-teller.
Yeah, Ronan, baba. How come your time machine didn't predict this one?
O'Reilly stuck his chin out.
Quite simple. It happened too soon. Give me another year or two
...
If we have it,
Vulgamott said, staring at the human chain.
The cameras hovered high in the air, scanning the Baltics in under two minutes. People were linking up. Whole countries of hand-holders shuttled about plugging the gaps, thrilled with the feel of a process larger than themselves. Their faces signaled one another, animated, weeping, hilarious. The vast act of logistics threatened to turn into a party.
It's beautiful,
Spider Lim pronounced, in the flattest American diphthongs.
Whatever it is.
What's that?
Adie asked.
What did you just say?
It's .. . beautiful?
Sorry. Syntax error. Command not recognized.
Lim smiled.
But it is. Look at it. A fractal tendril. You know that some flower is going to grow out of it. But you can't tell the shape or color.
Spiegel came alongside him. Too
much distal stimuli, Spidey. Too exocentric. Better slow up a click or two. You're turning into a poet.
He made to take Lim's wrist, feel his pulse. Spider, mistaking the move, offered up his half of the smallest possible human chain. The weakest first link. He caught his error in mid-extension and retracted his embrace, embarrassed.
But it was. Was beautiful
—a self-extending experiment, too massive for description. Event ran on an analog machine the size of the globe, a planetary computer that performed the necessary calculations and generated the required results. The world took its instructions from the shapes of its smallest parts, aggregate subroutines, reusable containers, object-oriented modules that forward-chained into ever-larger autonomous agents, extending the program even as it passed through its run-time interpreter. Trees from the branch, fruit from the tree, farms from the fruit, whole nation-states from the farms, until some sum of summer mass movements decided, on the basis of all this higher mathematics, the exact moment to send the drowsy empire to bed.
In September, Hungary opened its eroding border to Austria. East German vacationers trickled through the fissure into the West. Up in the RL studio, the Cavern illuminators fell into an unconscious footrace, to finish the plates in their book of hours before their calendar went obsolete.
One night in the Economics Room, Lim, Karpol, and O'Reilly took turns poking their heads into the floating globe. They watched from the fixed core, as the surface ran through its detailed rainbow. Economist turned to hardware engineer and asked, How
many MIPS can you deliver to me, two years from now?
Lim thought for a while. He settled on a number that would have seemed outrageous, had human expectation still recognized the shape of outrage.
Why?
Adie asked. How
many do you need?
Ten times whatever you can give me at any moment.
Desire, like file size, always overflowed the available capacity.
Adie nudged the Irishman.
Greedy little rasterbator, aren't you?
O'Reilly nodded.
Life is greedy. It always requires an order of magnitude more juice than it has. How many millions of instructions per second do you think Hungary is executing, all told?
Adie just stared at him. Spider propagated the gesture.
Oh,
I
don't mean their computing capacity. I mean, how much processing power does the machine of Hungary involve? How much total storage?
Hungary the country?
Yes, Hungary the country. As opposed to Hungary the condition of gastric distress.
Klarpol rolled her eyes.
All yours, Spidey.
Lim closed his lids and read the paper tape of some invisible, emulated Turing machine floating in his wetware.
You mean, how many discrete pieces of data are involved in Hungary throwing over its old leaders?
O'Reilly's nod narrowed to one bit. One single datum.
I
couldn
'
t begin to tell you,
Lim said,
even to within a couple of exponents. I don
'
t even know how to think about the problem. I don't even know how to start guessing.
A
big number,
Adie suggested.
O'Reilly touched the tip of his nose and pointed at her. A
big number! Give the lady a Kewpie doll. How many millions of instructions per individual Hungarian?
Adie giggled.
MIPS
per IH. MIPSPIH. Not a sufficiently explored constant.
Another big number,
Lim conceded.
Bigger than any hardware is likely to deliver to you in the next few years.
Exactly. Any problem of real interest explodes into polynomials. And there's no way around that explosion except icontics.
Stop. Lady wants to trade her Kewpie doll for a definition.
Ontic icons. Icons with real existence. Shorthand agents. Data structures that do for real-world behaviors what an icon does for visual appearance. If you want to convey the idea of Hungary, you don
'
t need a multi-gigabyte geodetic map of the entire country. You can do it with a simple outline. By the same token, we should be able to implement a functional representation of
—
Adie rocked her head from side to side, the icon of incredulity.
He really has you bugged, doesn
'
t he?
Who?
Kaladjian. He's got you by the axioms. That taunt about failing to predict the chain reaction in the Baltics?
A grin pulled at O'Reilly's top lip.
Perhaps. It is a well-defined problem, after all.
I see. So you're totally insane, then? This is what you're saying?
Now, now.
O'Reilly put his hand out into the air, on the spot where the three of them shared a vivid, mutual mirage the shape of Eastern Europe.
If the present does determine the future, we ought to be able to make the calculations in advance.
Ronan, Ronan. No more time machines. I forbid it. They're evil. Just because civilization has had a nice long run toward the horizon, that doesn
'
t mean we have to hit the vanishing point.
Where do you propose we stop, then?
Someplace realistic?
Adie said.
Preferably with a nice cafe.
Realistic? That's a sliding baseline. Every new machine
—every line of code that we write—changes what we think of as realistic.
My God. You're really serious. You think that
350
million people in Eastern Europe are working out their destinies in some kind of Boolean pinball machine?
O'Reilly nodded.
Where else do you propose that destiny work itself out?
I
get it now. This is why you and the Armenian are always at each others throat You're really one another's evil twins.
Not at all. He wants to find the Taylor series that underwrites existence. I just want to anticipate the trajectories.
Look. This thing ...
She dismissed the Cavern with a wave. It's
just puppet theater. Everything we're making
—just cartoon sets ...
My point, exactly. Theater captures the reality of human personality better than CAT scans can ever hope to.
Klarpol performed the four most widely recognized gestures for exasperation.
Spidey, I need your help here.
Sorry, Adie. I think
Гт
with him. We're a symbol-making animal.
I know that, you geek. But that doesn't make our symbols real. We might get a leaf. We're never going to get politics.
Politics isn't irreducible, just because it's big.
Big? Big? Do you even begin to realize... ? You've all gone completely
—
O'Reilly held out his open palm.
If we can date the universe, if we can come up with the theory of evolution, if we can shoot electrons through semiconductor channels, then surely we ought to be able to explain what makes groups of people do what they do.
Explain, maybe. After the fact. But that's hardly the same thing as predicting
—
Look,
O'Reilly said.
Stand here. Right here. Head up. Keep your eye on twelve o'clock. When I say "now,"
press the left wand button.
He took off his own glasses and went to the console. He coaxed the keys with his two index fingers, using a thumb for the spacebar.
OK,
he said. Now.
Adie found herself at the Earth's axis, the nations swinging generously around her. The planet's surface began to glisten like an oil-coated puddle. Detailed, scrimshaw stipplings came alive, modulating through cycles of incandescence. The whole globe scintillated, like central Tokyo from the night window of an aircraft. Countries sparkled like emeralds, their capitals amethysts. The embers of human activity invited her to come down out of the remote loneliness of empty space and warm herself by the fire.