The guy stopped right in front of us, hands outstretched to keep us from moving down the sidewalk. For a moment, I stared at his day-old jaw stubble.
Another blind follower of Hollywood's derelict chic trend? Or simply a misplaced razor?
“You have to move that junk heap! I can't have it in front of my club!”
Junk heap?
I frowned, scanning the area around my admittedly
non
-late-model Honda. I saw no fire hydrant, construction cones, or city signage.
Madame glanced at me, then back at our human road block. “I don't understand, young man. Are you saying this isn't a legal parking spot?”
“I'm saying you can't park here unless you're going to my club.”
“Your club?” I said.
He jerked his head at the shadowy doorway behind him. Under a scarlet neon
Red Mirage
banner, a sign announced:
Happy Hour 5-8 PM. Monday thru Thursday.
Madame's large, expressive eyesâso intensely blue that tricks of light turned them lavenderâdisplayed gentle crow's feet when she smiled. She wasn't smiling now.
“Listen up, friendâ” (Her voice dropped to a serious octave.) “Our parking spot is legal. Your attempt at extortion is not.”
Given the level of society to which Madame's late second husband (a French importer) had elevated her, not to mention her Fifth Avenue address, even I sometimes failed to remember that the doyenne of polite society was no cream-filled profiterole. The woman had come to this country as a motherless, penniless refugee. Not long after, she'd found herself alone, a widow in her prime, with a boy to raise and a coffeehouse to runâno mean feat in a city that challenged its shop owners with difficult regulations, sky-high overhead, and a demanding (and occasionally dangerous) customer base.
Of course, Club Guy here didn't know any of that. And when Madame actually took a step
closer
, he froze. A moment later, he began muttering in another language, obviously befuddled by a dignified older lady's willingness to go toe-to-toe with him. Finally, he waved his arms and cried, “I'm a businessman, lady! I'm just trying to keep this spot open for taxis to drop off paying customers!”
Score one for Madame. He was on the defensive. But his Air Jordans had yet to budge. That's when I noticed a flash of headlights. The driver in that mammoth SUV had started his engine.
“There,” I said, “why don't you keep
that
spot open for your customers!”
Our human road block instantly raced off to reserve the vacated space.
Madame tapped my shoulder. “Shall we, dear?”
“We shall.”
Then I looped my arm through hers, and together we started down the sidewalk toward our hard won destination: Caffè Lucia.
TWO
LIKE
the accident on the bridge, I approached Enzo Testa's caffè without knowing exactly what lay ahead, although I should have had a clueânot because of the smell of accelerants or the sound of cartoonishly loud ticking, but because of the woman who unlocked the door.
In her early forties, Enzo's daughter Lucia seemed almost storklike in her fashionable gangliness. Her nose was long, her squinting eyes the flat color of sour pickles. Her sleek, short, slicked down hair, which should have echoed the same dark hue as her salon-shaped brows, was striated instead with the sort of shades you'd find in a jar of whole-grain Dijon (or the bottles of an uptown colorist).
Hugging her slim figure was a black designer frock with a high hemline and low neckline, the better to show off the heavy gold bling around her neck and chic gladiator sandals (also gilded) with four-inch heels that added dauntingly unnecessary height to her already lengthy legs. All of this seemed a bit much for shift work in a neighborhood coffeehouse, and I assumed she was dressed for a hot dinner date.
“We're closed,” she said, her plum-glossed lips forming a bad-luck horseshoe.
“We have an appointment,” I began, all business.
“With Enzo, your father.” Madame stepped up, her tone of voice much more placating than mine.
“You're
late
.”
“And we do apologize,” Madame told the woman. “I did callâ”
“It's my fault,” I cut in. “I'm very sorry, but I run a coffeehouse, too, and I had trouble getting away. Then we got stuck on the bridge. There was an accident . . .”
Lucia propped a narrow hip, more bling clattering on her narrow wrist. “When isn't there?”
“You're right,” I said, biting back a less civil response. “But won't you at least tell your father we made it?”
Lucia's reply was to make a show of looking me up and down. I hadn't changed from my Blend shift so my Italian roast hair was still pulled back in a barista-ready (and now supremely messy) ponytail. My makeup had sweated off in traffic, and my simple cotton Henley was tragically wrinkled.
She squinted with open disgust at my scuffed black boots and economically priced jeans, and in case I missed the squint, she threw in a smirk to go with it.
I was about to say something I'd probably regret when a deep voice boomed from inside the caffè: “Lucia,
che cosa
? Is that Blanche?”
Lucia stepped backâwith obvious annoyanceâand opened the door all the way. A gentleman in shirtsleeves strode across the spotlessly clean mosaic tile floor. Tall, like his daughter, Enzo was not at all gangly. On the contrary, he appeared especially robust for a man in his seventies. The line of his chin and jaw were giving way, like the inevitable decline of a classic old foundation, but his head was still thick with hair, albeit receding in front, the black pepper copiously sprinkled with gray salt.
When the Italian flung out his arms, Madame stepped into them, and the man's wide smile tightened the skin at his jaw, restoring for a flickering moment the hallmarks of those Victor Mature looks. Instantly I knew that I was glimpsing a vision of Enzo's earlier self, a long-gone ghost of youth. Like a dying ember, the apparition faded, yet the man continued to give off a color of energy I more commonly saw in the budding green of youth (or diehard romantics)âa color Madame had always embraced.
“
Bella!
Blanche, you are ravishing still.
Bella! Bella!
”
The shop was small, half the size of my Village Blend, with a marble counter the shade of mature avocado, a restored tin ceiling, and a pair of hanging fans with wooden paddles lazily stirring the air. Large and small tables of sturdy, polished, marble-topped oak crowded the floor. Behind the bar sat a modern, low-slung espresso machine, typical of a New York café.
Not at all typical, however, was the sweeping mural on the opposite wall, which stretched the length of the building. The artwork itself contained multiple images, each rendered in a different artistic style.
Is it all Enzo's?
I was unable to look away as every thoughtful section of the work evoked either meaningful recognition or absolute astonishment.
Enzo stepped back from hugging Madame, one arm continuing to claim her waist. His free hand reached into a pocket for a large pair of steel-framed glasses.
“Glasses? Oh, no!” Madame laughed. “I doubt I'll look as âravishing' now!”
“These old eyes just need a little help for a better view of your beauty.” He slipped them on and grinned again. “You haven't aged a day.”
Madame glanced back at me and mouthed,
Didn't I tell you? Such a charmer!
“And
you
, Enzo!” she said. “You're as dashing as the day we first met!”
After more cooing and multiple cheek kisses, Madame stepped away. “There, now that all of those whopping lies are out of the way, we can talk honestly, just like old friends should.”
She gestured in my direction. “This is my manager, Clare.”
Forcing myself to stop gawking at the finely wrought fresco, I smiled. “So nice to meet you, Signore Testa.”
He shook my hand, his grip warm, firm, a little stiff (the beginnings of arthritis?). “At last we meet. I've heard so much about you over the years . . .”
Enzo's stare was as penetrating as his offspring's but held no scorn. I sensed only the painter inside him, evaluating my colors and contours, contemplating depths with his eyes.
“
Bellissima
,” he whispered, lifting the back of my hand to his lips. As he held my gaze, he spoke softly to Madame: “Such a jewel, Blanche. Eyes like emeralds set afire. Lady Apples for cheeks, lips full and pillowy, yet the girlish face sits upon a ripened figure. So lush!”
Oh, good God.
“She is another Claudia Cardinale!”
“I always thought so,” Madame said.
Lucia made a noise behind me. It sounded like a snort. I didn't blame her. A Fellini leading lady I wasn't. Clearly, the prescription on the man's glasses had expired.
“And you have given Blanche a granddaughter as beautiful?”
“I, uh . . .” The man's aura was so hypnotic I had a hard time finding my tongue. Madame really wasn't kidding about this guy's mojo. “Yes, I have a daughter.” I finally replied. “Her name is Joy, and she'sâ”
“A chef! That's right! Blanche told me this morning in our phone call. She is at work in Paris.”
“Not a chef yet. Just a line cook. Of course, in my mind she's still twelve years old, inventing cake-mix biscotti in our New Jersey kitchen.”
Enzo's eyes smiled. “Where does the time go, eh?” Then he looked away in what appeared to be a pointedly unhappy frown for his daughter.
“Speaking of
time
,” Lucia interrupted. “It's Thursday, and your bocce game is starting
very
soon.” She glared at us. “They're expecting my father at the park.”
Enzo waved his hand. “Luigi and Thomas can wait.”
“But what about
Mrs. Quadrelli
.” Lucia's gaze stabbed Madame on that one. “You know she'll be disappointed if you're late.”
Enzo folded his arms. “Rita Quadrelli will find some other man's ear to talk off until I get there.”
“We always close early on Thursday, just so you can play your weekly game. I don't see why you should let their lateness change your plans.”
“That's no way to treat guests!” Enzo replied in Italian. “Show some respectâ”
A hesitant knock interrupted. “Yo, Lucy! You in there? I'm double-parked.”
A wiry, gum-chewing male about ten years Lucia's junior emerged from the shadows of the sidewalk. His cuffed gabardine slacks, two-toned bowling shirt, and black-and-brown saddle shoes looked like a tribute to the
Happy Days
wardrobe department. Platinum pompadour cocked, he moved to join us.
“Sorry, Glenn,” Lucia folded her arms. “I was going to meet you outside, but these
people
came.”
Madame shot me a glance.
There's an old Italian saying: “With a contented stomach, your heart is forgiving; with an empty stomach, you forgive nothing.” Madame had to be thinking the same thing I was:
Lucia Testa is in sore need of a decent meal.
Glenn didn't answer his girlfriend. Instead, he put on a warm smile and approached her father, extending a sinewy arm. “Mr. T, how you doin' tonight, sir?”
Enzo shook the man's hand and then gestured toward me and Madame. “This is Glenn Duffy, Lucia's boyfriendâ”
“
Fiancé
, Papa, Lucia corrected.
“Yes, yes,” Enzo said, but under his breath I heard him mutter. “Who ever heard of an engagement with no ring?”
To this, Glenn made no replyâmaybe he hadn't heard Enzo's low remark or maybe he was smart enough to pretend he hadn't. Either way, he turned his full attention to greeting us. As he happily chewed his gum, dimples appeared in his lean cheeks. A bleach-blond Elvis.
“I hope I didn't interrupt anything here,” Glenn said.
“You are always welcome,” Enzo replied. “How about an espresso?”
“Sure.” Glenn shrugged, taking out his gum. “Maybe a few cookies, too?” He smiled a little sheepishly, “I really liked those Italian onesâ”
Enzo snorted. “They're all Italian.”
Lucia tapped her watch. “No coffee tonight, Glenn! We have to
go
.”
“Why?” he asked. “What's the hurry?”
“You said it yourself. You're double-parked! You didn't work for a solid year to restore that car of yours just so some jerk can sideswipe you!”
Glenn put the gum back in his mouth. “The New Jersey Custom Car Show's this weekend,” he informed us, jerking his thumb toward the door. “I'm showing my '68 Mustang.”
Madame and I moved to the caffè's picture window. The restored coup sported a chassis that gleamed redder than strawberries in a newly glazed tart. The convertible top and leather interior were whiter than castor sugar. Racing stripes ran like Christmas ribbons from bumper to fender, a retro bonnet scoop topped the hood, and the chrome grill was so highly polished it could have been cut from a mirror.
Note to self: Do not, under any circumstances, let Lucia Testa see
my
car!
As Madame and I gushed compliments to Glenn, Enzo turned to his daughter and spoke in Italian. “What's one espresso? What would your mama say about your rude behavior?”
“Well, I don't want
you
to be rude to
Mrs. Quadrelli
,” Lucia replied in English.
“
Basta
, child! Blanche and Clare do not have all night to sit here with me! We will drink our coffee, and I will be on the bocce court in less than an hour. Okay? Happy?”