Authors: Patricia Wentworth
“It's in the book,” said Sally. “Aunt Clementa said âThe book' twice, and, âI fetched it away,' and then, âThe book' again. I'm sure it's something in a book.”
“That's all very wellâbut what is it?”
Sally flung out her hands.
“I don't know. It's somethingâhorrible. Something that made them risk pushing you over the cliff. They thought Aunt Clementa had told you something in that letter, and they didn't dare let you live to read it. Jocko, it makes me feel quite sick.”
Jocko patted her.
“Brace upâyou can't be sick here! I told you life was earnest. We've got to find that evidence whatever it is, and we've got to look slippy about it. I don't want to tumble over any more cliffs,
or
to be picked out of the river,
or
to be a road casualty. Nor, I suppose, does James, and nor do you. My idea is to find the evidence and let them know we've found it. We let them know, and we say, âYou keep quiet, and we'll keep quiet. But if any of us, or all of us, are so unfortunate as to have any sort of accident at any sort of time, action will be taken by our solicitors, the gaff will be blown, and your numbers will be up.' This, I think, should cause them to mind their step.”
There was a pause. The smell of oil hung upon the air.
“Suppose it's something you couldn't hush up,” said James.
XXXI
Sally said “Oh!” and put up a hand to her throat.
Jock West flung back his head and laughed.
“Oh, my good James, there's nothing in the world you can't hush up if you give your mind to it. Sally, my child, I hope you realize what you're letting yourself in for. Fundamentally you are a Rere, and the Reres have never given a damn for the law. If you marry this serious, moral, respectable, law-abiding Scot, you'll have to keep off the grass, and within the speed-limit, and always light up at lighting-up time for the rest of your life. It's an unnerving thought.”
“Well, I shan't do it, so it doesn't unnerve me.”
“Then he'll lay an information against you,” said Jock.
James frowned at them. There was a time for levity, and there was a time for business. He considered that they should stick to the business in hand. He said so.
“We've got away from the point. I'd like to get back to it. You say there's evidence hidden in this house. You've rather pooh-poohed it up to nowâat least that's the impression I got from Sally. I want to know what has made you change your mind, and I want to know, firstly, did you ever finish reading your Aunt Clementa's letter, and secondly, how much of it do you remember?”
“Very well put,” said Jocko. “Now attend and listen, both of you. I don't know what I did about the letter. Sally tells me I read out a bit at breakfast, and she remembers that bit. Say your piece, child.”
Sally recited: “Dear Jocko, I'm going to die, and I've left you this house. I want you to find what I've hidden here. I've had to hide it because of
them
â”
“That's where she stopped me, and perhaps just as well. Then I took the now famous toss, after which the mind was a complete blank on the subject of letters from Aunt Clementa. Sally reports the letter a total loss. She went through my pockets for it, but it wasn't there. Her original theory was that the enemy had it. But if they had it, why didn't they use it, find the incriminating evidence, and sit back with loud cheers of relief? Instead of which they continue what seems to me to be a futile search and go about the country murdering innocent Jacksons and trying to assassinate our blameless James.”
“You don't assassinate people with lorries,” said Sally.
“We will now stick to the point, my child. As I was saying, the mind was a total blank. But after a good long time I began to remember thingsâthings about the letter. They used to come and go like a flash. The minute I tried to remember, they went away altogether. I used to write them down, on my cuff, on anything handy.” He laughed. “I've written them in some queer places. And then I began to see picturesâwhen I was just falling asleep or just waking up. I used to see the cliff, and someone pushing me, but I never could see who it was. And I used to see myself reading the letter. I'd be standing by the window reading it, and when I'd read it I'd put a match to it and let it burn itself out on the window-ledge, and then I'd crush it with my hand and let the ashes blow away. The pictures were always exactly the same, so I expect that's what I did. And I think the reason I burned the letter was that I thought the poor old lady was raving, and that it wasn't the sort of stuff to leave lying about for the hotel servants to read. I don't remember, but that's the sort of feeling I've got about it in my own mind.”
“And how much do you remember of what was in the letter?” said James.
“Ah!” said Jocko. “Now we're really getting to it. That is the point. When I see myself standing by that window and reading the letter, well, I really am reading itâit's all quite clear, and I know everything that's in it. That's between sleeping and waking, but as soon as I'm wide awake I don't know anything any more. I've only got odds and ends, and bits, and they don't make sense. But yesterdayâ”
“What happened yesterday?” said Sally.
Jock's impudent smile flashed out.
“I went to sleep before dinner in our dear guardian's study. âLate last night, late the night before.'” He sang the words to the tune of the
Soldiers' Chorus.
“Comfortable fire, comfortable chair. âSnug as a bug in a rug or a pea in a pod, I was one of the little orphins of the storm.' Everything being propitious for a picture, it came alongâa particularly clear one, because I was reading the letter out loud, and I'd never done that before. And all at once I woke up with a most frightful jerk, and there was dear Hildegarde bending over me and looking exactly like a human vampire batâshe's got a black dress with sleeves like wings, and I give you my word. So I grinned from ear to ear and asked if I'd got to give her a pair of gloves, and she said no, I'd waked up just in the nick, and better luck next time. There was some more light badinage, and then she went away. But when I came to think it over, what I thought was this. Suppose I was really reading that letter out loudâI was doing it in my dream, but suppose I was really talking out loud in my sleepâYou bet Hildegarde wasn't trying to kiss me. Not much! She hates me like weed-killer, and if she was stooping over me, it was for something else. I've got an idea that it was to hear what I was saying. One generally mutters a bit on these occasions. And if that is so, the question is, how much did I say, and how much did she hear? I thought I'd better come along down here and do a little intelligent anticipation. If I'd given the show away, it seemed a good plan to get going before the enemy could, so I bought Beatrice and some bully beef and came along. And that is why we're not going to a pub, dear James. We stay here and we hold the fort.”
“Jocko,” said Sally suddenly and earnestly, “when you dreamt you were reading that letter out loud last night, you said it was clearer than it had ever been before. Don't you remember
any
of it? You must.”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I do. But it doesn't seem to get me any forrader. The whole thing was absolutely clear when I woke up, but the idea of being kissed by Hildegarde broke my nerve a bit. By the time I'd pulled myself together and got down to paper and pencil all I could do was to pick up the fragments.”
“You'd better come across with the fragments, J.J.,” said James.
Jocko nodded, dived into a pocket, and produced a crumpled sheet of paper.
“The first bit is quite plainâthe piece about leaving me the house, and wanting me to find what she'd hidden there, and, âI've had to hide it because of
them.'
That came at the bottom of the page, and the next bit, at the top of the next page begins, âIt is hidden inâ' and then there's a blank that I can't fill. I thought if I didn't try to force it, the blank would fill of itself, and I thought coming down here would help it, so I came. I'd been here about two and a half hours when you rolled up, and I'd spent them rummaging in all the really likely places and drawing a series of blanks. Then Sally and I spent the afternoon going over Aunt Clementa's bedroom a square inch at a time, because Sally has an idea that the thing, whatever it is, is in the old lady's room. So I didn't say anything about the letter or the bits I remembered. I thought we'd better work along the lines of her impressions first and then start on mine. Well hers are a wash-out, so we'll have to get back to what I've remembered out of the letter.”
“Oh, you do remember something then?” said Sally.
He nodded again.
“Top of the pageâgrey-blue paperâvery black inkâlines all running away down hill. First line, âIt is hidden inâ' dash and blank. Next line two thirds blank, then, âbats.' Third line all blank. Fourth line, âIt opens quite easily, so do not pull or try to force it.' That runs over into the fifth line, and from there to the bottom of the page is a complete blank. Then page three begins brightly, âThey will try to get it back. You must be very careful.' And lower down on the page, âVery wicked people.' And right down at the bottom, âDon't let anyone know, because we've always kept it a secret for the sake of the family name.' Then turn over again, and the fourth page is as clear as printââI hope all this will not be very troublesome, but you are a Rere, though not in name. Your ever affectionate great-aunt, Clementa Tolhache.'”
Sally made an exasperated face.
“Well, you've managed to forget everything that would be of the very slightest use.”
“Not everything, my child. There remains the pregnant word âbats.' See page two, line two. At the end of that line I could see quite clearly the word âbats.' Let us consider these bats. This council of war, I may say, has been called for the express purpose of considering them. They may have been bats in Aunt Clementa's belfry, in which case she's got the laugh on us, or they may be heraldic batsâthe reremice of the Rere coat of arms. Personally I plumped for the latter, and I began by thinking that the shield over the fireplace in the hall would be a good starting-point for the treasure-hunt. You would probably have to pull the middle bat's tail while punching the left-hand one on the nose, or something tricky of that sort.”
“Bats don't have tails,” said Sally. “And I suppose you realize that the hall panelling absolutely crawls with them. It's roses and reremice all the way.”
“I made up my mind to pull all their tails.”
“What was the next bit in the letter, J.J.?” asked James.
Jock recited in a leisurely sing-song, “âIt opens quite easily, so do not pull or try to force it.'”
“It sounds like a door,” said Sally.
“Or a cupboard,” said James.
Jock laughed mockingly.
“Or a box, or a basket, or a buttery, or a belfry, and there's always a B in both.”
“Look here,” said Sally, “it can't be the shield in the hall, because Aunt Clementa couldn't possibly have reached it. Even if she had climbed on a chair she couldn't, and I don't see how she could have got up on to a chair.”
“No one thought she could get out of bed. The fact is she foxed everyone. She may have been quite capable of climbing anything.”
“I don't believe it. Jocko, she
couldn'tâ
she was frightfully tottery.”
“What other bats are there in the house?” asked James.
Jock produced another piece of crumpled paper.
“I made a list of them this morning. The hall, as Sally says, is simply crawling with them. But I've about exhausted the possibilities of the hall. Short of tearing the panelling up by the roots there's nothing more I can do. There are some on the ceiling, but I refuse to believe that Aunt Clementa crawled like a fly to get at them. I couldn't do anything with the shield at all. I spent a good half hour over it, and couldn't find a join anywhere. The coat of arms is painted on a single wide panel. If it opens at all, the whole panel must open, and I don't see how the bats can have anything to do with it, because they're nothing but dabs of black paint. Well, besides the hall, there are quite a lot of bats all over the house. There's one on a piece of panelling between the windows in Aunt Clementa's bedroom, but it's all by itself, and the letter said bats with an S. Then there are three, as per coat, carved on the headboard of the four-poster in Giles Rere's room, and three more over the chimney-piece in the Headless Lady's room. These are in the oldest part of the house. That's about as far as I've got.”
“It opens quite easily, so do not pull or try to force itâ” said James in a meditative voice. “Let's go and have a look at those bats in the bedrooms, J.J.”
The Beatrice stove had certainly raised the temperature of the pantry. Coming out into the passage was like going out of doors on a winter night. As they went up the big gloomy stair, each carrying a candle which made practically no impression upon the dark, Sally slipped a hand inside James's arm and said,
“We'll have a little, new, jerry-built house. I feel an urge for the sort where you can talk from one room to another and hear everything that's going on in the kitchen.”
James squeezed the hand against his side and asked why.
“I feel as if it would be cheerful,” said Sally wistfully. “I don't ever want to see an ancestral mansion again. I don't like bats, and I don't like ghosts, and I don't like Cellars. I do hope we shan't have to go down into the cellars. I want electric light, and central heating, and a stainless steel sink, and lots and lots and lots of windows, so that it can't ever be dark anywhere.”
James said, “Shall have.” He shifted the candle into his left hand and put his right arm round Sally. “Why do you mind cellars?”