Authors: Vikram Chandra
âBut that was months ago. If they wanted to blow us up, they would have done it months and months ago. One day, phataak, just like that. We're still here, so that means there's no bomb.'
âYes, that sounds logical.' It was good logic. Maybe Gaitonde had had an urgent threat perception. But time had passed, and Gaitonde was dead, and the threat hadn't materialized. So maybe he had been deceived, maybe he had gone mad. âNo bomb, yaar.'
âCrazy idea.'
Kamble nodded at Sartaj, and Sartaj nodded back at him. Then Kamble went back to his side of the street. Sartaj did another sweep up the pavement, edging diagonally to the wall and then back to the road as he walked. He knew they had been trying to reassure each other with all their nodding, and he knew that they both were afraid. They were both policemen, and they knew that disaster didn't announce itself and act in predictable ways, like in the movies. There was that woman who went to Bandra Reclamation with her family to a fun fair. The kids wanted to go on the Giant Wheel, so the doting parents went along. The mother was young, pretty and very proud of her perfect, long, deep-black radiant hair. On this Sunday she had it open down to her waist, falling like a fragrant fountain. The wheel took them up, the wheel sped up, the wheel made the mother's hair fly, the wheel took the mother's hair around a turning spoke, and the wheel ripped the mother's whole scalp off. Or, you were a father close to retirement, you would be going about your business one day, quietly buying vegetables and chocolate, and an electrician's wrench would drop off the seventeenth floor of a new Daihatsu building, bounce through two layers of scaffolding, plummet and bury itself in your skull. That had happened in Worli, when Sartaj had been a two-month sub-inspector. Bombs went off as abruptly. You couldn't feel their presence before they exploded, they didn't give you a tingle on your forearms, they had no smell. There had also been that day, that long-ago Friday in 1993, when the phones had started to ring in the station at Worli. And Sartaj had sped out on his motorcycle, followed by a van, and had driven over pavements, past the stalled traffic, towards the Passport Office. There were men and women walking, running and then walking again. And a thick grey smoke ahead, a silence without birds. Sartaj kicked down the bike-stand, and ran down the road, past a green Fiat exposing its rusty innards like a tipped-over crab. Then his feet began slipping, and he looked down, and he was walking on blood, splashing through it.
Stop it. Just stop it. Sartaj cracked his knuckles, and the small pops brought him back to the pavement where he was walking now, to Apsara and
Pyaar ka Diya
and its posters, in which the lead pair paid tribute to
the bent-back Raj-Nargis pose from
Awaara
. Concentrate on the problem at hand, Sartaj told himself. Do the job. Watch the crowd, look closely at the faces. Sartaj did that, but he was unable to rid himself completely of the memories, of the body parts which had been littered through the wreckage. An upper arm, a foot. Yes, bombs just went off. They exploded. Sartaj reached the end of his beat, and turned around and did it again.
Kamble came back across the road a little before the half-hour was up. The public had been mostly sucked into Apsara, or they had gone home, but some of the chokras were still hanging about. Sartaj watched Kamble stepping across the divider, and worried about his lack of patience. Strength was good to have, and courage was sometimes necessary, but the main requirement of the job was to be able to spend countless hours completing small, boring, maybe meaningless tasks. Katekar, now, would never have wanted to leave Apsara so early. But Katekar was dead.
âDo you think the kattus did it?' Kamble said.
âWhat?'
âThe bomb. If there's a bomb in the city, it's got to be the Muslims who brought it in.'
âYes. That is true. It must be the Muslims.'
âSo let's go and talk to this Zoya kutiya. Maybe she knows something. If we go straight to her house, she can't turn us away. After all, we're policemen.'
After all. That was true. âCalm down. There's no use rushing in. We have time. You said it yourself, it has been months. If there is even a bomb, it hasn't gone off yet. It's not going to go off tonight. Or tomorrow morning.'
Kamble spat into the gutter. He stretched his shoulders back. âOf course. I'm not saying that. But we could just go and talk to the randi. So what if she's acting like one big film star? That's all she is, one randi. Anyway, you page me and tell me when we need action.'
âI will. We can't summon her to the station, we have limitations. So we have to figure out an approach to her. We don't want to scare her.'
âFine, fine. Are we finished here? I'm going to find myself a woman. Too much bomb tension, bhai saab.'
âJust one more minute. I have an idea.' Sartaj was watching, across the road, K.R. Jayanth the distinguished pocket-maar strolling towards the bus stop, licking at an ice-cream cone. Everyone, it seemed, wanted to give themselves a little after-work treat. âCome on.'
Sartaj led the way across the divider, and he came up on Jayanth's right. He matched Jayanth's stride, and walked very close to him, just like a friend taking the evening air. Jayanth remained calm, Sartaj was pleased to note. He was an old hand, and likely to be reasonable. Jayanth just edged away slightly to the left, and kept at his cone. But now Kamble was on his other side, hemming him in.
âNamaste, Uncle,' Sartaj said.
Jayanth nodded. âYou're police,' he said.
Sartaj had to laugh, from the sheer pleasure of meeting a practised professional. âYes,' he said. âMade good money today?'
Jayanth took a bite out of the cone. âI don't know what you are talking about.'
Sartaj put a hand on his shoulder. âArre, Uncle. We have been watching you work all evening. With the two boys. You are very good.'
âWhat boys?'
âOne in a blue shirt, one in dark glasses. Come on, Jayanth Uncle, don't annoy me now. You've come out of retirement, you're working hard. Nothing wrong with that.'
âMy name is not Jayanth.'
Sartaj cuffed Jayanth in the face. It was a short blow, with the back of the hand that had been resting on Jayanth's shoulder, but there was some knuckle in it and it rocked Jayanth back. Kamble was staring in disgust at his right foot, which now had a long splatter of ice-cream along the front.
âLet's just take the bastard back to the station,' he said. âHe'll remember who he is there.'
On this busy street, only one woman had seen the blow. She was hurrying away from them now, throwing horrified glances back at Sartaj. She was carrying a netting bag full of vegetables and wore bright red sindoor in her hair. Sartaj ignored the impulse to explain to her,
this is just the language we speak, nothing really bad will happen to the nice old man
. He turned back to Jayanth. âSo, Uncle. You want to come back to the station with us?'
âAll right.' Jayanth threw away his empty cone. âI am Jayanth. I don't know you.'
âSartaj Singh.'
âYou don't work in this zone. How much do you want?'
âYou have a setting with the local officers?'
Jayanth shrugged. Of course he had an arrangement with the local boys, but he wasn't going to give away information. âWe don't want to
trouble you that way,' Sartaj said. âOr arrest you. Not at all. But we need you to do some work for us.'
âI am an old man.'
âYes, Uncle. But you don't really have to work. Just keep your eyes open.' Sartaj told him that he was to look out for a chokra in a red T-shirt with such-and-such logo, with a black tooth, that he was to discover the chokra's name, and if possible his habitation. That he was not to alarm Red T-shirt, or hint in any way that big, ugly, violent policemen were looking for him. That he was to call Sartaj or Kamble at this-and-this number as soon as he had a line on the boy.
âI can't go around looking into boys' mouths,' Jayanth said. âThey will think I am some pervert, they are very smart.'
âI know, Uncle. You just look for the right red T-shirt. Then you talk to him. Be patient. Don't rush anything. Just do your usual work, and keep your eyes open.'
âOkay,' Jayanth said.
âHe'll be here,' Kamble said.
âOf course,' Jayanth said peevishly. Street chokras were very territorial, they had all their corners and areas marked out, down to borders drawn along the middle of streets. And they defended their regions as fiercely as generals battling over holy lands, everyone knew this. âBut you think he'll be here in the same T-shirt?' And then, to Kamble, âWhat are you
doing
?'
Kamble was holding Jayanth's trouser pocket open and groping about in it. âDon't worry,' he said. âI'm not picking your pocket. Don't worry. And don't worry about the chokra. You just keep alert, keep looking. He'll show up.' He held up a brown leather wallet, worn down past the polish to the bare hide. âYou don't carry much money, Uncle.'
Jayanth didn't miss a beat. âToo much crime on the streets nowadays,' he said.
Kamble chortled appreciatively. âSix hundred rupees, and a picture ofâ¦What god is this?'
âMurugan.'
âNo I-card, nothing at all.'
On the other side, in Jayanth's other pocket, something crinkled under Sartaj's gentle patting. Sartaj fished with his forefinger, and drew out an inland letter, folded twice over.
âMalad,' Sartaj said. The letter itself was in some incomprehensible southern script, but the address was in English. âYou're working very close to home, Uncle.'
âI'm an old man. Can't travel too far.'
Kamble gave him back the wallet. âYou moved out of Dharavi anyway. I bet it's a nice apartment in Malad. For an old man you make a good amount of money. Even if you don't carry it on yourself.' Jayanth flinched a little under Kamble's beady-eyed hostility, and looked down.
Sartaj wrote down the address. âWhy are you out here anyway, Uncle, at this age? Isn't your America-wallah son helping you any more?'
Jayanth waggled his head from one side to the other, and looked quite as sad as any filmi father who had endured a lifetime of family quarrels and ungratefulness and tragedies. âHe's got children of his own now,' he said. âHis own responsibilities.'
âHe married an American woman?'
âYes.'
Sartaj patted Jayanth on the shoulder, talked him through the assignment once again, and then sent him on his way. Kamble looked distinctly unhappy, and Sartaj knew he was thinking about the six hundred rupees in Jayanth's wallet. âWoman?' Sartaj said.
âWhat?'
âI thought you were going to find an item. To help with bomb tension.'
âYes, yes. There's too much tension nowadays. Even apradhis give you stories of their tension.'
âSo maybe you should get two women. For the double tension.'
Kamble threw back his shoulders and rested his clenched hands on his hips, exactly like Netaji on a pedestal. âYou're right, my friend,' he said. âI will take not two, but three women tonight. For the triple tension.'
Sartaj watched him swagger away, forcing the evening shoppers to step aside and leave him an emperor's way. Maybe when he was a bit older, and a little more defeated, he would make a good policeman. Right now, he was cocky and very afraid of this new danger he had learnt about today. Sartaj was also afraid, but he had spent a lot of time with fear, and he expected no relief from it. Quick, decisive action could maybe produce the illusion of comfort, but that would be only temporary. You had to learn to live with fear, with its red tongue and its garland of skulls. Sartaj turned to the left and strolled up the footpath. He was on the job, he would stay on it for another half-hour. The bomb could wait.
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The science and art of approach was something that Sartaj had learnt at an early age, in his own home. People tried to approach his father the inspector, usually people in trouble, those who needed help. So they
approached through friends and relatives and colleagues, through friends of friends and political connections. Once, a woman who had been threatened by her estranged husband approached through Sartaj's secondary-school principal. You found a connection with the object of the approach, and then moved favour and obligation through this connection, so that the person being approached felt that they had to help, or at least listen. Approach was how life worked, getting through life meant strumming this web and moving along its many pathways.
So approach was a skill Sartaj had, but the trouble was that he had never before tried to approach a film star. Like everybody else in Bombay, he knew one caterer who occasionally supplied food for film shootings, two Grade-A extras and one distant cousin whose best friend's uncle was a film producer. None of these connections would get him into a room with Zoya Mirza without upsetting her. This is what he told Mary and Jana late that night, in a maidan full of dancers and bright lights. He had been unable to get away from the station till very late, but they had insisted on an in-person report on the Zoya Mirza situation. So he had met up with them in Juhu, at the Guru-ji Patta Mandal's Grand Navaratri Celebrations. The gala posters outside promised âLargest Dandiya Raas Ever Seen', and although Sartaj didn't believe that to be literally true, he thought there were at least three thousand dancers on this field. Once he had got to the venue, he had called Jana's husband on his mobile phone, and it had still taken him fifteen minutes to find them, next to the Coca-Cola stand. Sartaj had wandered, quite ravished, in a shimmer and a haze of red and blue and green ghagras. The dancers wheeled with a great flickering of the dandiya sticks, and Sartaj was light-headed from the perfume and the tinkling laughter, from the singer and her
Pankhida tu uddi jaaje
. Then he saw tall Jana waving to him above the undulating river of jewelled heads. He didn't see Mary until he was right next to her, and even when he saw her he didn't know her, not for a full long glance. It was only when she smiled and said âHello' that he knew her.