Secrets of the Wee Free Men and Discworld (4 page)

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Authors: Linda Washington

When Granny Weatherwax and Magrat argue (an inevitability when they get together), each deciding that a person needs more brain or more heart (page 165 of the paperback edition of
Witches Abroad
), you can't help thinking of what the Scarecrow and Tin Man each thought he needed.
During the argument, Nanny notices that the road to Genua is paved with yellow bricks—an allusion to the yellow brick road leading to the Emerald City of Oz. Genua even sparkles like the Emerald City.
Still another nod to
The Wizard of Oz
comes in
Moving Pictures,
where an actor describes the plot of the click—or movie—he's working on as “going to see a wizard. Something about following a yellow sick toad.”
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But an oblique reference to
The Wizard of Oz
(possibly) can be found in
Pyramids
, when the Sphinx tells young Teppic, “Thou art in the presence of the wise and the terrible.” The fake wizard of Oz described himself as “Oz, the Great and Terrible.”
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Even with such building blocks, Pratchett still needs the best patching materials—his imagination, skill, and humor—to ensure that the three purposes of good architecture are fulfilled.
That concludes this leg of the tour. Please notice the tip jar on your way out.
Fully Realized Worlds
Discworld works because it takes itself seriously. The people in Ankh-Morpork don't think they're being funny.
—Terry Pratchett at an October 12, 2006, book signing (Anderson Bookshop, Naperville, Illinois)
S
ome fantasy worlds can seem as real as your backyard—almost like you could step into it the moment you open the book. Worlds like …
 
The Star Wars Galaxy (various planets
“a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away”)
The incredibly popular film series created by George Lucas chronicled the rise of the Galactic Empire and spawned many series of books written by authors as disparate as Terry Brooks, Jude Watson, Elizabeth Hand, Troy Denning, Kathy Tyres, R. A. Salvatore, Michael Stackpole, and many more.
Lucas came up with the mythology of the various planets (Tatooine, Naboo, Alderaan, Dagobah, and others), cultures, and characters like Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, Han Solo, C3PO, and so on, and revolutionized the movie industry as well as science fiction in general.
 
Middle-earth
In his quest to develop a mythology for England, Tolkien created a mythical place that seems like an actual place in history. The moment you walk into Bilbo Baggins's hobbit hole in the Shire and trek through the region of Eriador all the way through Mordor, you get a
sense of being in a believable world. (And after the movies, beautifully realized by Peter Jackson and hundreds of craftspeople, Middle-earth seems even more real.)
Like Pratchett, Tolkien was inspired by Norse mythology. Middle-earth is Midgard—the home of men in Norse mythology.
 
Pern
Anne McCaffrey has multiple series that take place on Pern, a planet in the Rukbat System. This planet's Earth-like environment came at a price for settlers, thanks to the threat of Threadfall—the silver spores deposited by an orbiting planet, Red Star. Because the Thread attacked all organic matter, the technologically advanced society returned to a medieval state. Only dragonfire could stop the Thread.
Kahrain, Araby, and Cathay were just a few of the provinces established in the first landing. The society became divided among the weyrs (the homes of the dragons and their riders), the holds (lord-ruled lands), and the halls (those of craftspeople). The series continues under the pen of McCaffrey's son, Todd.
 
Arrakis/Dune
Frank Herbert's award-winning epic series (now known as “classic
Dune
”) of political intrigue in space took place on the desert planet Arrakis, a fiefdom run by the House Atreides. Arrakis, populated by Fremen and sandworms, was the place for melange, a spice valued throughout the universe. The Fremen searched for their Messiah—Muad'Dib—while House Atreides and House Harkonnen battled each other for control of Arrakis.
The series began in 1965 and after Herbert's death was continued by his son, Brian, and Kevin Anderson.
 
Earthsea
Ursula LeGuin's archipelago of islands (Gont, Roke, Karego-At, Atuan, Havnor, etc.) is the setting where magic and mayhem abound. In A Wizard of Earthsea to The Other Wind and books of Earthsea short stories, LeGuin showed the history of Earthsea from the Creation of Eá through Ged's birth and rise from wizard to archmage to Tenar's adoption of Therru/Tehanu the dragon/child, who reached adulthood.
With Ged's wandering tendencies, readers tour the islands from Roke to the farthest shore where dragons fly and the dead walk. In this series, prepare to see dragons, creatures of the Old Powers, and plenty of feats of magic.
 
The Hyborian Age of Conan
Robert E. Howard's creation, Conan the Barbarian, a.k.a. Conan the Cimmerian, lives on thanks to such writers as L. Sprague de Camp, Lin Carter, Robert Jordan, and Dale Rippke.
Conan lived in the Hyborian Age, supposedly after Atlantis sank but before other civilizations sprang into being. Kingdoms like Nemedia, Ophir, Zamora, Brythunia, Hyperborea, and Aquilonia sprawled across this mythical form of Earth. Hyperborea, from Greek mythology, was the original happiest kingdom on earth (way before Disney World)—a vacation spot for Apollo. Some believed that Hyperborea was Great Britain.
Having been a warrior, a thief, a mercenary, and a pirate, Conan later became king of Aquilonia—the most powerful kingdom. Not your average hero. When you read the exploits of Cohen the Barbarian in Interesting Times and The Last Hero, you can't help but see the parody.
The books spawned two Conan movies, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, one in 1982 and the other in 1984.
 
Hogwarts and the London of Harry Potter
J. K. Rowling, the only author who outsells Terry Pratchett in Britain and possibly every other author in the world, created an instantly memorable character in Harry Potter and the other students and faculty of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Although the stories take place in modern-day England, Rowling's world of wizards and witches is almost an alternate universe, where Muggles are not allowed.
The movies bring to life the Hogwarts of our imaginations with its gloomy edifice surrounded by rolling hills and eerie forest. Inside the castle, the ghosts, moving stairways, dark passages, and “live” pictures are all there—as is the incredible danger Harry and his friends face.
 
Star Trek's Worlds
The old television series, created by Gene Roddenberry in 1966, spawned other series and well over one hundred books. In the twenty-third century after a third world war, Captain James T. Kirk and his intrepid crew traveled from planet to planet “boldly going where no man has gone before.” The governing body for humans and aliens was the United Federation of Planets. (Kind of reminds you of the Republic, doesn't it?)
The first series was written by James Blish until his death. But many, many writers, including Margaret Armen, Larry Niven, Gordon Eklund, Walter Koenig, Michael Jan Friedman, and Diane Duane, contributed to the series. Then came other TV series and books: Star Trek: The Next Generation: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; Star Trek: Voyager; and Star Trek: Enterprise.
 
Midkemia/Kelewan
Raymond Feist's Riftwar Saga covered the wars with the Tsurani, an alien race of beings from Kelewan. Pug, one of the main characters
of the series, lived on Midkemia, a planet with three continents established by feudal societies, where dukes and princes lived peacefully or at war with elves, dark elves (moredhel), and dwarves. As with many fantasy lands, magic abounded. Oh, and there were dragons and dragonlords, too.
The Tsurani society had a Far East flavor while the Midkemians went the medieval Europe route. Other series followed such characters as Arutha and Pug beyond the Riftwar drama.
 
The World of the Wheel of Time
Robert Jordan's massive Wheel of Time series might seem like The Lord of the Rings upon first glance with its Emond's Field, the Shire-like village from which Rand al'Thor and his friends (Mat, Egwene, Perrin) hailed. After all, we know we're in the midst of a society like something out of a Renaissance fair. The world opened much wider as Rand traveled with his friends and the Aes Sedai—a female channeler or mage—and later went their separate ways (a breaking of the fellowship). With its Westlands, city states (Tar Valon), blighted areas, and seas, you feel as if you live there.
Terry Pratchett: Man of Mystery
Act I, Scene I:
In Which the Players
Are Discussed
Setting: Your home or wherever you happen to be now.
 
Us:
Take a street-smart detective/cop/medieval monk/nosy British aristocrat/bounty hunter/little old lady well versed in psychology and an impossible case, and what do you have? A definitive work of mystery fiction by the likes of Terry Pratchett, P. D. James, Ed McBain, J. A. Jance, Lawrence Block, Janet Evanovich, Sue Grafton, Agatha Christie, Lilian Jackson Braun, Arthur Conan Doyle, Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, Wilkie Collins, Edgar Allan Poe, Ellis Peters, Dorothy Sayers, Sara Paretsky, Ross Macdonald, Ruth Rendell, Patricia Cornwell, Robert Parker, Ngaio Marsh, Ken Follett, Tony Hillerman, Margery Allingham, Georges Simenon, Donald Bain/Jessica Fletcher, and many others.
You:
Terry
Pratchett
?
Discworld
Terry Pratchett?
Us:
Glad you asked.
You:
I really didn't. I'm just reading this.
Us:
Since you asked, consider the mysteries solved by Commander Samuel Vimes and other members of the Watch.
Every great work of mystery fiction needs at least two ingredients: (1) an intriguing mystery, many times involving a formidable adversary, and (2) someone to solve it. In a mystery subgenre such as police procedurals, a team of experts are put to the test. But many whodunit mysteries rest on the personality of the leading detective—amateur or professional.
The City Watch miniseries has many of the elements of mystery subgenres (classic whodunits, private-eye novels, cozies, police procedurals, suspense, thrillers) and defies them all.
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For that reason, we'd dub Pratchett's main detective—Sam Vimes—the “Hardest-Working Crime Solver” in mystery fiction. Wondering why?
You:
Not really, no. But I'm sure you'll tell me.
Us:
We will in the next scene. We have a lot of lines in that one.
DISC-CLAIMER:
Plot spoilers ahead. Read at your own risk.
Act I, Scene II:
In Which Mystery
Subgenres Are Discussed
Us:
First, some handy definitions of mystery subgenres:
 
Whodunits
Who took the countess's priceless diamond bracelet? Who killed the blackmailer? With mysteries like these, the main question, naturally, is “Whodunit?” The whodunit subgenre is the largest of the mystery subgenres. In books of this ilk, “great ingenuity may be exercised in narrating the events of the crime, usually a homicide, and of the subsequent investigation in such a manner as to conceal the identity of the criminal from the reader until the end of the book, when the method and culprit are revealed.”
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This group includes “
cozies
”, “locked room” mysteries, and “aristocop”
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mysteries. (For more on “aristocop” mysteries, see “
The Titled Crime Solvers: It's in the (Blue) Blood
”.)
With classic whodunits such as
The Woman in White
and
The Moonstone
by Wilkie Collins, “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” by Edgar Allan Poe (considered the first published detective story), or
Bleak House
by Charles Dickens, you might think of the well-crafted plots faster than the characters' names.
You:
Bleak House
is on DVD. Let's see, there's Esther Summerson, Lady Dedlock, Mr. Tulkinghorn, and there's …
Us
(
interrupting
)
:
The Sherlock Holmes novels, on the other hand, are classic whodunit detective novels. You might read them
because
of Sherlock Holmes, rather than the plot specifically. (For more about that, don't miss “Vimes versus Holmes: The Smackdown” in Act II, Scene I.)
You:
My favorite Sherlock Holmes novel is—
Us:
Let's move on to private-eye novels. These are nonpolice detective novels. The characters are realistic rather than eccentric. These mysteries are populated by “old school” characters like Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe, Nick and Nora Charles, Lew Archer, or the
Continental Op and “the next generation”: V. I. Warshawski, Matthew Scudder, Kinsey Millhone, Stephanie Plum, or the erudite Spenser (no revealed first name). (If you're confused about which author wrote which character, see the end of the chapter for a list.)
This is where personality counts. Many private eyes in fiction have similar traits. They're tough (they have to be, to solve the grisly crimes in their beat), jaded, hard drinkers (or at least alcoholics on the mend), and have enough determination to stay with a case even after someone tries to run them over or push them out of a window. Most are good at what they do, or at least keep at a job until the truth is revealed.
 
Cozies
.
According to an article written by mystery writer Stephen P. Rodgers,
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a cozy mystery is “a mystery which includes a bloodless crime and contains very little violence, sex, or coarse language. By the end of the story, the criminal is punished and order is restored to the community.”
With cozy mysteries, you might think of such characters as Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple, Lord Peter Wimsey, Jessica Fletcher, Jim Qwilleran/ Koko/Yum Yum. (You can't get much cozier than two cats.) Rather than ranked as strictly amateur sleuths, characters like Hercule Poirot and Lord Peter Wimsey are considered criminologists and are regularly consulted by the police. (And Poirot
is
a former cop.)
 
Police procedurals.
According to a definition posted at the Mystery Guide site, “police procedurals must be realistic depictions of official investigations. They emphasize teamwork, methodical pavement-pounding, lucky breaks, administrative hassles, and endless paperwork.”
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If you're a fan of such shows as
Prime Suspect, CSI,
or
Law and Order
(with all of its spin-offs)—
You:
What has this got to do with Terry Pratchett?
Us
(
as if you hadn't spoken
)
:
—you probably like your mysteries by the book, according to realistic police procedures. This is the form popularized in America by the late Ed McBain, Patricia Cornwell, Tony Hillerman, J. A. Jance, Joseph Wambaugh, and many others. But looking at the European police scene, you'll find such characters as Roderick Alleyn, Adam Dalgliesh, Endeavour Morse, the world-weary Jules Maigret, Reginald Wexford, and the forensics experts Brother Cadfael or Kay Scarpetta. These crime solvers walk a grisly beat.
 
Suspense.
Sometimes suspense and thrillers are lumped together. In suspense stories, the focus is on whether the villain will be caught before he or she strikes again. These are the edge-of-your-seat mysteries, many of which involve females as lead characters—the kind who can't help investigating even when the body count climbs. When you think of suspense, you might think of writers like Mary Higgins Clark (
Moonlight Becomes You
), Nancy Atherton (
Aunt Dimity Goes West
), or Anne Perry (
The Cater Street Hangman
). We would add Terry Pratchett to that list, even though Vimes has never shown his feminine side.
You:
I see. I would've preferred a chart, though. Visual aids rule, you know.
Us:
Moving on to the
thriller,
the focus is on fast-paced action where chase scenes and technology abound. The villains may be megalomaniacs bent on taking over the world or simply average joes gone postal. With thrillers, the main element is time. The clock is ticking to catch that kidnapper before the victim is killed or the bomb explodes. Writers like Tom Clancy, Ken Follett, and Elmore Leonard are well known in this subgenre.
Act I, Scene III:
The Plot Thickens
Whodunits
Us:
The Pratchett novels
Men at Arms
and
Feet of Clay
can be described as “who-or-what-dunits,” thanks to the fact that you never know what species (dragon, dwarf, werewolf, vampire, golem, troll, etc.) might have done the crime. Even so, both novels have the same “whodunit” elements as do classic works by Wilkie Collins, Charles Dickens, and Edgar Allan Poe. See for yourself as we compare
Feet of Clay
to Collins and Dickens's novels.
You
(
happily
)
:
A chart! (
See charts on pages 36 and 37.
)
Us:
The Fifth Elephant
also has a locked-room mystery element as Vimes investigates the theft of the famed Scone of Stone from a locked museum and a mysterious death that took place in a locked area.
Act II, Scene I:
Enter … the Detective
Vimes versus Holmes: The Smackdown
Us:
Sherlock Holmes is unquestionably the most famous detective in fiction.
You:
No question about that.
Us:
But Holmes is the kind of clue-analyzing detective who rubs a clue-hating cop like Vimes the wrong way. A discussion of methods might result in a
Smackdown
battle of Vimes and Holmes. We can't help but wonder who would win in a battle of the minds. Maybe it would go like this.
You:
Will Holmes and Vimes enter from stage left or stage right?
Us
(
brightly, because we always agree with you
)
:
Uh, thanks for sharing that. Take it away, Holmes and Vimes.
Holmes:
“How often have I said … that when you have eliminated
the impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable
, must be the truth?”
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Vimes:
“The real world was far too
real
to leave neat little hints. It was full of too many things. It wasn't by eliminating the impossible that you got at the truth, however improbable; it was by the much harder process of eliminating the possibilities.”
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Holmes:
“I have a lot of special knowledge which I apply to the problem, and which facilitates matters wonderfully. Those rules of deduction … are invaluable to me in practical work. Observation with me is second nature.”
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Vimes:
“Every real copper knew you didn't go around looking for Clues so that you could find out Who Done It. No, you started out with a pretty good idea of Who Done It. That way, you knew what Clues to look for.”
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Holmes:
“There is no branch of detective science which is so important and so much neglected as the art of tracing footsteps.”
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Vimes:
“I never believed in that stuff—footprints in the flower bed, tell tale buttons, stuff like that. People think that stuff's policing. It's not. Policing's luck and slog, most of the time.”
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Pratchett and the Private Eye
Us:
Although Vimes isn't a private investigator, he's asked to turn in his badge a number of times during the course of the series, which forces him to act like one. (See
Jingo
and
Guards! Guards!
) So, how does he fit in the hard-edged world populated by the likes of Kinsey Millhone, Philip Marlowe, and Sam Spade?
You:
Uh, you'll use another chart, perhaps?
Us:
Good idea!
(See chart
here
.)
Us:
Vimes may be hard-boiled like this lot, but he's also slightly cracked, thanks to living in Pratchett's world. Like Marlowe, he can be insubordinate, even though he can never one-up Vetinari, Ankh-Morpork's Patrician. Like Sam Spade, Sam Vimes is quick with an elbow when it comes to a fight. And, like Sam Spade, he fights dirty.
Like all classic fiction private eyes, Vimes works cheap—more than Carrot's $43 per month, plus allowances (the
Last Hero
rate). (Marlowe earns $25 dollars a day, plus expenses, and Archer gets $50 a day, plus expenses.)
 
Murder with a Cozy Feel
Us:
Although many of Pratchett's mysteries take place within the teeming sprawl of Ankh-Morpork, some have a cozy element. So, while Pratchett might mention that a man has been beaten to death with a loaf of dwarf bread (and that's easy to believe if you know about the consistency of dwarf and other battle breads), you won't actually see the crime take place or see any (at least
much
) blood.
You:
You mean like in
Saw IV
?
Us
(
as if you hadn't spoken
)
:
While Fletcher and Marple have the edge on coziness, Vimes at least is a contender.
 
Us:
During a period known as the “Golden Age” of mysteries in Great Britain (between World War I and World War II), such writers as Agatha Christie, Ngaio Marsh, Margery Allingham, and Dorothy Sayers wrote their novels. They were the “queens” of English detective mysteries, the creators of the upper-class detectives Roderick Alleyn (Marsh), Albert Campion (Allingham), and Peter Wimsey (Sayers).
If they're the queens, Pratchett must be the joker.
You
(
shifts uneasily at your current location on Earth
)
:
No comment.
Us:
Pratchett plunks his square-peg character into the round hole of this gentlemen's league of suave, well-dressed, and well-educated detectives—a description no one would dream of using for Vimes.
Here's how he measures up to the other members of the gentlemen's league.
Us:
Vimes would be the first to admit that, unlike his esteemed colleagues, he's no gentleman, nor the son of a gentleman. Thrust into society, thanks to his marriage to Lady Sybil and promotions for services rendered, Vimes is the thorn in everyone's side. Vimes's problem is that he can't stop annoying the upper crust—Lords Selachii, Rust, and others, many of whom happen to be the assassins hired to kill him or Vetinari. If he encountered Alleyn, Wimsey, or Campion, Vimes might be tempted to stick him with a lobster fork rather than pass him one.

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