Authors: Pete; McCormack
I stood for a moment in silenceâsave the hum of the fluorescent lightsâwhile my armpits exuded that pungent odour characteristic of nervous sweat. No, I and the nurse would not become lovers; and yet in the sharing of a few brief sentences I felt we'd both gained a greater empathy for the sexual plight of humankind. Lifting my jacket from the coat rack, I slipped it on and walked through the door. I could tell that a pair of nurses at the front desk and a man in the waiting room who undoubtedly had V.D. were staring at meâprobably gathering assumptions and judgements to soften the horror of their own existence. Willing to be their temporary scapegoat, I strutted past them, exiting via the main entrance into a dull Vancouver morning.
Arriving home, I stepped on a stack of mail inside the front door; junk flyers, an unemployment insurance cheque addressed to Eric for which I'm sure he was desperateâhe and another friend had met Eric's Dad for a holiday in Southern Californiaâand beneath it all, a manilla envelope.
From:
Peg and Ed Lewis
. To:
Dr. Shelby Lewis, M.D
.
Opening it slowly did not buffer the shock of an F in Zoology. The remaining marks were palatable: one pass, two second classes and a first class. There was a letter from the
Faculty of Medicine: We are sorry to inform you that you have not been â¦
Worst of all, however, was a cheque from my parents for two thousand dollars. Their letter, written by Mom, read:
Dear Doogie (Dad insisted)
,
We hope your exams went well. Let us know as soon as you find out and don't worry if you don't get in, there's always next year. Very few students get into medical school before they've completed their degree. We've enclosed a cheque to help pay for next year's tuition and books. Try to come and see us before the summer ends. Gran was visited by the police for mooning religious solicitors again
.
Miss you
,
Love Mom and Dad
Weighing the positives (the cheque would help pay for food and lodging and save me from dressing up in a chicken suit) and the negatives (keeping it would be ethically wrong and make sleeping difficult), I decided to think of the money as an interest-free loan to a son in need. To give the cheque back would be to admit that my academic career had been abandoned for the duration, a display that would cause only pain. On the other hand, my journey to who-knows-what-heights was far from complete and this money would surely aid in its evolvement. That in mind, I mustered the nerve to phone home and confess my non-acceptance into medical school. Mom's response was one of disappointed compassion. Dad, however, blamed it on preferential treatment for minorities. I never made mention of dropping out and they never mentioned the cheque.
Later that night, to my startled surprise, I was awakened by a call from Lucy. She was at work and between dances. She'd got my number from Loretta. She was interested in getting together with me. Potential reasons abounded: admittance of a veneral disease, pregnancy or AIDS.
“Tonight?”
“Okay,” I said.
“Were you in bed?”
“Um ⦠yes.”
“Bad time?”
“No.”
“I'm not off til one-thirty.”
“Uh ⦠okay.”
“The Bread Garden? Say, two?”
“Where is that again?”
“First and Burrard.”
“Okay.”
It was ten after two before Lucy arrived. I made no mention of her tardiness, nor was I aloof.
“Thanks for coming, Shel,” she said, sitting down.
“You're welcome,” I replied. And then came her smile. My heart inflated like a hot water bottle, my insides danced the tango and passion bolted towards my capital city until it throbbed like ten thousand peasants in riotous celebration. Life, I salute you!
“You like cheesecake?” I nodded. “Strawberries?” I nodded. “Yeah,” she said to the waitress, “can we have two slices of the strawberry cheesecake, an espresso and ⦔ Lucy glanced at me. “Hot chocolate?” I nodded.
“Okay, Shel. Here it is. You and me. The story? We were gettin' a little too ⦠permanent. I got the chance to go away for work and I jumped at it. It was a cop-out, no doubt about itâbut in my own defense, I was confused, like I was scrambling through a pile of laundry but I couldn't tell the dirty from the clean, you know? What's good for me? What's bad for me? I was feeling trapped. That's why I left. Anyway, I figure I owe you at least the honesty I feel you offered me. So what I'm going to do is give you some background. I'll save my childhood for another day. For now, I'll start with Frank. First off, who is he? He's a prick. Second off, I married him. Third off, we're still married.”
“You're a married woman?”
“
Easy
. Separated. Here's the line on Frank. Subject to fits of anger and physical violence, he's a drug user with a perverse sort of vulnerable charm, he owns a night clubâthe Big Dipperâhe's the one who got me started stripping, he gets off on lingerie ⦠what else? He's a big fucker ⦠he's a
dumb
fucker ⦠uh ⦠get this: He's got a hockey card collection worth about $20,000.”
“Wow.”
“Now me: I'm roughly the same, hold the cards and the panties.”
“You do
drugs
?”
“Did.”
My mind flashed to the AIDS test. “
Needles
?”
“No. Coke, hash, uppers, downers ⦠I still do cigarettes, obviously.”
“âand Tylenol.”
“True enough.”
“Aspirin.”
“Same thing.”
“Wine.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, here it is: Three years ago or so I met Marj. She was another stripper. Have you heard of the Rajneeshees?”
“No.”
“Well, they ⦠she ⦠that's another story. But let's just say I saw some alternative ways of two steppin' with this life thing. Remember the Goddess dreams I was telling you about?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I started havin' 'em again. I started sticking up for myself. I started wondering about what the hell I was doing, you know? I started feeling ⦠hopeful. Naturally, any form of self-examination led to one thing first and foremost: dump Frank. So I did. Since then things have been slowly improving. Reading's about my worst offense these days. Course there's a butt-load of old baggage. Where the hell's my self-esteem? I know I saw it here somewhere ⦠that kind of thing. A.A. meetings. N.A. meetings. Oh yeah, I had a rotten childhood, too.” Lucy bellowed out a laugh. “And Frank the prick manages to slime back into my life from time to timeâif only to show me the battle never ends. Then all my old ways of dealing with shit come backâyou know, punching, spitting, scratching ⦠House of Commons stuff.” Lucy laughed. “But I guess that's the price of history. All events lead to where we are today. Anyway, I'm sorry if I let you down. Enough about me. How have you been doing? You sound a little stuffed up.”
“Me? Yes ⦠I ⦠I've had a cold but I'm doing well. I've been seeking employment, et cetera ⦔ I stopped talking, dropped my head in my hands and took a deep breath. “Why must I lie? I've been in turmoil. Fearing death. Fearing life! Out with it!
Who have you slept with
!?”
Lucy cracked a wide open smile. “What?”
“I've had the flu for god knows how long!”
“Why are you yelling?”
“AIDS, Lucy, AIDS! We had unprotected intercourse! Fear has left me without foundation.”
“Shel, everything leaves you without foundation.”
“How can you joke?”
Smiling, Lucy reached out and took my hand. “You're pretty cool, Shel,” she said, “and, yes, I've been tested. After Frank and I broke up. You're the only person I've slept with since.”
“
And
?”
“It was okay, you know? You're a little inexperienced. I'm a little neurotic about the whole thingâ”
“I mean the
test
result.”
“Negativeâwhat do you take me for?”
“What a relief! Of course there's still that new strain that doesn't show up antibodies for HIVâsomething like eleven cases worldwide. Nevertheless, the odds appear to be in our favour. I think we can both look forward to an angst free sleep tonight.”
“I'm glad to hear it ⦠Look, Shel, maybe I'm out o' line because I don't even know what you want. But seeing as we're trying to do the honesty thing here and we're talking about sex ⦔ The cheesecake came. “I'm just goin' to spit it out: I like you and I want to spend time with you but the thought of getting regularly laid makes me sick ⦠no offence.”
“None taken. I understand.”
“You do?”
“Of course, Lucy. I'm certain we can work out a reasonable timetable.”
Lucy laughed. “Uh ⦠I don't think ⦠what I mean is ⦠we can stay lovers, but sex between us is over.”
“Over?”
“Yeah.”
“Does that include kissing and general affection?”
“Shel, I don't want to get into semantic bullshit. If we can't be mature enough to be sexless lovers, let's just forget it.”
“Don't jump all over me. I can do that!”
“Really?”
“Sure.”
“You feel okay about it?”
“Yes.”
“Great. You know I'm dying for a cigarette.”
“So have a cigarette.”
“You've got cheesecake on your chin.”
“So?”
Our eyes took hold. She grinned. “So wipe it off.”
“I'll do whatever I want to do,” I said, holding my own.
IX
Live your life, poor as it is
.
â
H. D. Thoreau
It would appear the short passage of time Lucy and I spent together on a carnal level was God giving me a quick dabble into matters of the flesh so as to save me building up an unhealthy preoccupation with the subject thereby losing my focus to get on with whatever it was I was destined to get on with, which I soon found out to be correcting social injustice.
I dropped by Lucy's apartment late one afternoon to find the curtains closed and the lights out. She answered the door with the chain lock still on. She'd never done that before. Her eyes peeked through the door crack.
“You okay?” I asked.
“Oh, hi, Shel,” she said, “yeah.” She let me in.
“Do you have another migraine?”
“No.”
“Your cheek looks flushed,” I said. “Do you have a fever?”
Lucy looked up at me. “No ⦔
“What's going on?”
“Me and Frank,” she said, shrugging.
“
What
?”
She smiled. “We went at 'er,” she said.
“What?”
“It was tit for tat, you know?”
“Tit for tat?” We stared. There was a pause. “Did ⦠he ⦠he struck you?”
“It was more of a violent wrestle.”
“But ⦠but he's a
man
!” I cried, spinning around and running into the still open door. “You're not even married to him anymore!”
“Take it easy.”
“Lucy, he
hit
you.”
“I'm okay, honestly. He won't be back.”
“No, no no! This is too much.” I turned and ran down the steps.
“Where are you going?”
“This is wrong! I will not allow another voice to be silenced.”
“Whose voice?”
“The bell tolls for thee!”
“Shel, come back. It's notâ”
“Honour!” I yelled, traumatized, dazed, getting into my car and driving off, Lucy's shouts wailing into an unresponding street.
Arriving at the Big Dipper club and having to double park only increased my frenzy. I stormed through the main door and grilled the cocktail waitress as to Frank's whereabouts. “Stop spitting, you little shit,” she said, pointing to a behemoth who was clumping out the door, “he's over there.” I ran out the other exit and caught up to him.
“Excuse me?” I said, to a thick boned man perhaps six foot four and 230 pounds, with his suit and crew cut a cross between punk and yuppie.
“You wouldn't be Frank, would you?”
He adjusted a pair of dark glasses. “I might be,” he said.
“How could you?”
“Who the hell are you?” he asked. I could smell alcohol on his breath.
“She's a
woman
, Frank!”
“Who the shit are you?”
I moved in a little closer. “You have an anger problem, Frank.”
“Who the
fuck
are you?”
“I'm going to warn you but once, Frank. Get help!”
“You just
spat
in my face, you little fuck.”
“You're lucky Iâ” I stopped, suddenly aware of my precarious situation and the change in Frank's general aura. “I ⦠I'm sorry if I spit ⦠I ⦠I'm a little ⦔ About then memory fades. My next recollection is of lying prostrate on an examination table, Lucy's blurry hand on my forehead, my eyes flooded with tears.
“You crazy son of a bitch,” she said, her eyes warm and thankful. I'd never been called that before. I liked it. I felt like the ⦠I felt like ⦠his first ⦠his first big fight ⦠I felt like â¦
Madison Square Garden. My hands are taped up with protective gauze, my knuckles ache. The pungent sweaty odour of a dingy locker room seeps in through my crushed nose. I can hear the crowd buzzing fifty feet above the room. The manager's in the corner mumbling salary details to a man with a big cigar and a plaid jacket. A large man with a limp that everybody calls Tiny keeps saying, “Don't worry, champ, you'll be back.” I tell him to shut up. He does. Tears are in his eyes. Security tries to keep the press out. I hear Lucy call my name from outside the door. “Let her in, Jake,” I yell from the rubbing table, “she's my dame ⦔
“Shel ⦠are you okay?” I opened my eyes. There was no security around, no plaid jacket, no Tiny. The smell was that of a hospital, sterile. I smiled.