Read Skirting the Grave Online
Authors: Annette Blair
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #Women Sleuths, #General
“That’s what you think.” I tried to sit up.
Werner pushed me down, his hands on my shoulders.
“We’re going to take you to the hospital, Mad,” said Johnny Shields, school chum, paramedic, and volunteer firefighter. “For observation.”
“No hospital,” I said so emphatically, my head hurt with both words. I touched where it hurt and turned to Werner. “My prune matches yours.”
“I’m really, really sorry,” he said.
“You didn’t know I’d go twirling into outer space, now did you?”
“You need to come to the hospital, Mad,” Johnny said, Tunney watching me with concern over Johnny’s shoulder.
Tunney Lague, local meat cutter, ace purveyor of gossip, great cook, good friend, giver of fun pony rides, albeit years ago, a fixture around Mystic.
“Tunney, not one word about this to my dad,” I said. “Not to anyone, not even your cousins in Canada. This is a medical issue. You show up, you take on patientdoctor confidentiality. Right, Johnny?”
Johnny shrugged, trying to hide his smile. “I’d listen to her, Tunney.”
“I’d rather know she’s okay,” Tunney said. “You sure you won’t go, Mad? C’mon, to make this old warhorse happy?”
I folded my arms. “I know my rights. You can’t make me go if I don’t want to. Werner called you without my permission.”
“You were out cold,” Johnny said.
“Do I have a concussion?” I asked.
Johnny shook his head. “No, but you’re making it a case of good news, bad news. You always were a stubborn one.”
“I’ve got enough people to watch me not sleep tonight. If my eyes dilate under a flashlight, I’ll let them take me in.”
A paramedic I didn’t know gave me something to sign.
Werner looked worried, guilty, and half-annoyed as he saw our neighbors out, professionals and gossips alike.
“Lock the door,” I called and had to hold my head so it wouldn’t spin into space again, this time without me.
No wonder I’d had a string of visions, I thought, looking at Grand-mère’s clothes scattered around me.
Good thing I hadn’t hung the roller skates by their laces. I would have needed stitches. Werner returned looking like he might want to spank me or worse. I raised a hand. “When you yell, don’t forget I’ve been injured and that my head hurts.”
He got me up and to the fainting couch, then he sat behind me, his feet on the floor, his arms coming hard around me.
I laid the non-bruised side of my head against his chest. “I’d look up at you if I could stand the pain.”
“I’m so very sorry.”
“I know. Lytton, you don’t look very comfortable like that. No need to be a martyr.”
“I’m exactly where I want to be. You took twenty years off my life, and it’s my fault.”
I closed my eyes at the earnest statement. I rather liked feeling treasured and not being taken for granted. Werner did care for me, and, yes, I could say that I cared for him, in my own way. But I also sincerely cared for Nick.
“Two Guys on a String.” Wasn’t that a fifties song?
Maybe I shouldn’t rule out a concussion; my discussion with myself was getting weird. Soft spinning slubs, I was a regular Eve Meyers, with hot guys coming out the dye vat. Surely, I could inspire a new song: “Mirth Angel” or “Jailhouse Crock.”
Twenty-nine
Design is the search for a magical balance between business and art; art and craft; intuition and reason; concept and detail; playfulness and formality; client and designer.
—VALERIE PETTIS
“Did you ever catch the guy who took our picture?” I asked Werner.
“No, he had a car waiting for him across the street in the bookstore parking lot.”
“Even with my track record, a guy running in to take my picture is weird.”
“Our picture.” Werner spoke with an unmistakable, deep-down satisfaction. I touched his face and startled him.
“Mad, you’re like ice,” he said, chafing my hands.
“Nice.” I shivered, though I wasn’t sure why, and Werner moved to warm me with his arms along mine; then he stretched out and occupied almost the same space on the couch, his hand warming me everywhere, making me toasty deep down, inside and out.
“Are you sure you wouldn’t like the mink over you?” he asked.
“Hermès, no!” My teeth began to chatter. Vision overload, I thought. A lot like short-circuiting in cold storage.
I felt breathless like in the car when he took my hand. Strangely intimate. A little scared. Shivery with . . . guilt?
Then he leaned in and kissed me. His lips held the kind of warmth I sought, so I made sure to keep them where they were, against mine. A chaste kiss, by new millennium standards, though it lasted, causing an inner warmth I craved. In the back of my mind, I knew this was less about romance and more about me being a heat-seeking missile right now. I’d have to remember to tell Werner.
One of us groaned. Maybe both of us. We came up for air at the same time, stared with shock into each other’s eyes, and he swooped in for more.
I squeaked like we’d been caught when his cell phone rang.
He swore but answered, straightened, sat up, and listened as if to catch every word. Then he hung up.
“We got a faxed copy of the paperwork on the York embezzlement case,” he said leaning back against the fainting couch and pulling me against him.
“And?” I asked, eager to hear.
“It seems Quincy York blew the whistle on his brother, then he made a public and televised plea for leniency at Patrick’s circus of a trial.”
“Hmm,” I said. “Not that I’m like my father, but . . . that reminds me of an old saying:
‘When a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears, does it make a sound?’”
Werner frowned. “Say what?”
“I mean, the first selectman candidate of Kingston’s Vineyard made sure the world heard a tree fall, one way or another. He showed off both the extent of his assets and his kindness.”
I tried to phrase it better. “Quincy York revealed himself as rich, law-abiding, and vulnerable to being taken advantage of by his family. And he ended up looking generous, righteous, and understanding.”
Werner nodded slowly. “So you think it was about what the world saw, not what really happened?”
I shrugged. “It’s just a theory.”
“A logical one,” Werner said. “When the candidate turned in his brother, the world saw a man ‘doing the right thing’ with deep regret. They might have seen him as a man they’d want to vote for.”
“I think the entire York family should go on our suspect list.”
“Even your Isobel?” he asked.
“To be fair, yes. And Giselle, too.”
“Isobel’s twin is an official missing person. Nobody’s seen her for months.”
Except maybe the clients who hire her. “I hate that she’s missing. One twin would inherit more without the other.”
“Face it, Mad, they both have motive, if Giselle’s still alive.”
“Or dead. Also, the twins stand to inherit more from Grand-mère, with their first cousin out of the picture.”
“Motive for Payton’s murder is starting to crop up everywhere,” he said.
“Lytton, would you let me examine the clothes she was wearing when she died?”
“Why?”
“I know clothes. I studied them, fabrics and construction, thread types, workmanship; they all say a lot about the wearer. I can practically read clothes. I might see something a forensics scientist would miss.”
“Fine, but you’ll have to come to the station around nine in the morning, before the forensic lab’s ten o’clock pickup.”
“I’ll be there.”
A member of the Mystick Falls police force walked in.
“Stevens?” Werner said, getting off the fainting couch, taking off his suit jacket and setting it over my shoulders. “What are you doing here?”
“I picked the short straw, sir.”
“What?”
“I lost the bet, so I’m here to tell you—That is, we thought you needed to know, Sarge, that the deceased’s uncle, Candidate York, commandeered the Pearl Seahorse for his on-site campaign headquarters.”
“The people of Mystic aren’t even his voters,” Werner said.
I tugged on the leg of Werner’s slacks. “Bigger picture, remember? Governor’s mansion. White House.”
“For the love of—I suppose he’ll be easier to investigate close by,” Werner conceded, giving away his agitation by jiggling the keys in his pocket.
“His campaign manager will be closer, too,” I added.
Stevens rolled his hat in his hand. “After you left, sir, we had to send an officer down to direct traffic, sir, while York and his entourage moved in. He bought out the hotel. The owners had to find their guests other accommodations.”
Stevens took a step back when Werner cleared his throat. “I have to say it again, or go and grab somebody by the throat: They’re just making our jobs easier.”
“I don’t know, sir, they’ve already held a press conference.”
“Please tell me it was to tell the world they were here.”
Stevens shook his head and backed up another step. “No, sir. Basically, they said Quincy York’s niece had been murdered, and York is here to oversee the Mystick Falls Police investigation.”
“Oversee?” Werner snapped. “And he used the word ‘murdered’?”
“York really meant ‘profit from,’ ” I said. “You know, snatch the sympathy votes while the snatching’s good?”
“A servant of the people just told a murderer, or three, that the police are on their tail! Is York an idiot or what?”
Werner charged over to Stevens, and the poor officer jumped and about scuttled out of range while looking to me for help.
“Now, Lytton,” I said.
Werner wagged a finger at his beleaguered officer. “If I hear as much as a snicker about me and Miss Cutler at the station, Stevens, or outside the station, you have parking meter duty every winter until you retire.”
“Yes, sir. Never saw a thing, sir.”
“Thank you, Stevens,” I said, getting up to stand beside Werner while Stevens went out and got into his squad car. Then I closed the shop door and leaned against it, putting myself between the mad detective and his short-straw minion.
“You can’t hold Stevens responsible if you hear anything about us. Tunney saw how worried you were. A liaison between us is already on the fast track to gossip central.”
Werner groaned, but “The Purple People Eater” started to play, fitting, after this wild wack-a-doo day, and the music made him smile.
During “Catch a Falling Star,” he lowered his mouth to mine, and for the first time, I raised my arms to slide them around his neck and hold on. As an experiment. Necking. That’s what we were doing. Good oldfashioned necking, until “The Great Pretender” came on and I stepped from his arms.
I turned off the iPod and homed in on Grand-mère’s trunk. Why had she packed up those clothes in particular? Why bury a decade, so to speak?
And what, pray tell, happened to Grand-père?
Thirty
On the subject of dress, almost no one, for one or another reason, feels truly indifferent: if their own clothes do not concern them, somebody else’s do.
—ELIZABETH BOWEN
I came down my father’s stairs the next morning to a houseful of family and friends at the breakfast table.
“I just set Brandy up with a new wardrobe,” I said, “and she looks splendid in almost everything I brought from the shop. Very few discards.”
“Not counting the pieces you lent her from your own collection,” Isobel said. “You’re a good sister.”
“She is,” Sherry said as I kissed her cheek.
“No, don’t get up.” I squeezed her shoulders. “You’ve got too much to carry, there. You’re sure it’s not twins?”
Sherry chuckled as she gave Alex’s little Kelsey another piece of toast.
“Brandy looks like a successful businesswoman,” I added, “and she’s got a few outfits that make her look like one hell of a development director.”
Nick slapped a folded newspaper into my hand, no mornin’ nod or eye twinkle. Stumped, I opened the paper and gasped. The headline: “Detective Chooses Two-Step Over Investigation,” topped a big-ascot picture of the two of us dancing. The news story went on to elaborate the ways in which Detective Sergeant Lytton Werner was too busy with the owner of the local secondhand shop—I gasped in indignation—to do anything about finding the killer of Candidate Quincy York’s dearest niece, Payton.
“His only niece,” I said. “So, the photographer came from campaign headquarters. Here’s an unpaid political ad, if ever I saw one.”
I caught Nick watching me. That’s why he gave me the cold shoulder, and why he let Isobel fawn over him at breakfast. Payback, which I deserved. And I wouldn’t insult him by trying to explain the fifties music thing.
Funny how Isobel’s father, the candidate, didn’t seem worried about his twins’ welfare, in light of his niece’s death. Didn’t care that he hadn’t seen Giselle in months or that Payton died disguised as Isobel, which might mean that Isobel was being hunted by a killer. If he cared at all for them, he would have used his money to send people looking for Giselle to make sure she was okay, and he would have hired a bodyguard for Isobel. And he wouldn’t have made a three-ring circus of the investigation, putting them both in more danger in the event the murder was a case of mistaken identity.
“Isobel, has your father called you since he moved to town?”
She looked up. “He moved to town?”
“Yes, campaign staff and all, but you’re safer in Nick’s care living here. Don’t let him talk you into moving to the Pearl Seahorse.”
“Don’t worry.” She mocked the suggestion with a snarky chuckle. “He won’t try.”
Before I could comment, Brandy came down the keeping-room stairs and gathered a small admiration society doling out comments and compliments. She held herself as if she felt like a new woman, a woman in charge, because she looked like one.
A minute later, Cort, Sherry’s father-in-law and Brandy’s host for the week, kissed Brandy’s brow in greeting. He gave the same attention to Sherry, about to bear his second grandchild—he had sole custody of his first, little Vanessa, whose father died serving in Iraq. His fiancée, Amber—Vanessa’s mother and Cort’s daughter—was doing an extended stint in a psychiatric facility.
Cort grabbed Brandy’s bags.
As for her, she looked like a new woman.