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Authors: Jean Erhardt

Small Town Trouble

SMALL TOWN TROUBLE

A Mystery by Jean Erhardt

Published 2013 by Jean Erhardt

©2013 Jean Erhardt

Cover art by Sara Erhardt

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resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Table of Contents

Dedication

Acknowledgments

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Chapter 47

About the Author

 

Dedication

 

For Linda, with love and gratitude

 

Acknowledgments

 

I would like to thank my darling Linda for her steadfast love, support and sacrifices. I also wish to thank my parents, John and Ruth Erhardt, my sister, Sara, my brother, Johnny, my editor, Stacey Kirk, my teachers, Andrea Carlisle, Joyce Thompson, the late Ron Abell, Joy Williams, Gordon Lish and my fourth grade teacher, Miss Nina Lou Leeds. And, finally, the Wild Girls of Amelia High School and Maryville College.

 

If lovin’ you is wrong I don’t wanna be right

If being right means being without you

I’d rather live a wrong doing life

– Homer Banks, Carl Hampton & Raymond Jackson

Stax Records

 

Chapter 1

 

It was high summer, the peak of tourist season in Gatlinburg, Tennessee where I should’ve been. But instead, I was on my way to Tara to kick Scarlett O’Hara’s butt.

My mother wasn’t actually Scarlett O’Hara, but this wasn’t news I wanted to break to her. Deep in her heart and much to her dismay, Evelyn Claxton Claypoole knew that she wasn’t the star of
Gone with the Wind.
This was kind of a shame because my mother did Vivien Leigh better than Vivien Leigh. And, at least for the time being, she had the house to back up her act. My mother’s version of Scarlett’s Tara looked like a scaled-down model of the plantation as architecturally conceived by The Beverly Hillbillies. Suitcase in hand, I knocked on the massive front door.

“Hey, Mom, it’s me.”

I figured she’d never hear me over the blaring TV, so I went on in. Bunky, my mother’s aging Pekingese, jumped off the sofa where he’d been relaxing and watching the five o’clock news with my mother. Evelyn had an ice pack parked on her head. Headaches were no strangers to her. They were often brought on by her consumption of too many Manhattans.

Yammering his head off, Bunky charged for me, but, because he’s about a hundred and fifty years old, he only got about a foot in my general direction.

“Bunky, hush your mush,” Evelyn said, showing her Dixie roots. “What’s the matter with you? Don’t you recognize Kimberly? Well, I’m not surprised. It
has
been forever.”

“Hello, Mother,” I said, dumping my bags in the Rhett Butler foyer. I hated it when she called me Kimberly.

I headed over to where she rather dramatically reclined on the couch and hugged her. At five feet ten inches, I had almost a foot on my mother as she is a Pygmy. Much easier to hug her when she is horizontal.

“I see we’re in blonde mode again.”

“Clairol’s Sahara Blonde.”

“You’re starting to look like Ellen DeGeneres minus the piercing blue eyes.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment.”

“But why so short?”

“You don’t like my utilitarian hair by Super Cuts?”

“Too short.”

“Sharon Stone’s is shorter.”

Evelyn snorted. “Yeah, and she’s weirder than skvitch.”

I ignored that remark and Evelyn went on to her next random thought.

“Maybe I should get a box of that. What would you think of me as a blonde?”

“I’m sure you’d look stunning.”

“Bet I would. Anyway, I thought you’d fallen off the face of the earth,” my mother said. “How about a cookie?” She offered me the box of SnackWells.

I passed on the cookies. I’d just enjoyed a high fat lunch with Colonel Sanders down the road and didn’t want to confuse my body chemistry. I was one of those lucky people who, no matter what they shoveled into their mouths, never gained an ounce. I remained lanky, even athletic looking, long after college.

“Your mother is not gonna to be around forever, you know. You oughta get home more often.”

“You are absolutely right, Mother. I’ll make a point of it.”

I wasn’t up for an altercation over this much-aired complaint, so I went along with it. My mother sat up suddenly and set her ice pack aside. “Did you hear about the murder we had right here in Fogerty?”

“Get out of here.” Murder in Fogerty?

“Yep. Remember Jimmy Jacobs who owned that topless joint? Got his throat slit. Didn’t you go to school with him?”

“Sure did. A real loser.”

“Well, he’s a dead loser now. Say, I’ll bet you could use a little drink. I know I sure could.”

“Not a bad idea,” I said, and it wasn’t.

 

I headed downstairs to the bar where I freshened Evelyn’s ice pack and made us both Manhattans, mine with an extra cherry. I was having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that there had been a murder in Fogerty and then I got lost in the ambience of the basement bar still had A.C. written all over it. Cheap booze, a neat line of Cincinnati Reds bar glasses, novelty ashtrays and a shrunken head that probably belonged in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

My uncle A.C. was my mother’s late second husband who also happened to be my deceased father’s brother. Evelyn claimed that A.C. was the only Claypoole who knew how to have a good time, and she and A.C. had spent their marriage proving it. They’d built Tara II, a huge, pillared monstrosity on a man-made lake so large A.C. had had to call in practically every piece of heavy equipment in town to dig it out. Then, it took water trucks from four counties to fill it. On its completion, A.C. christened Lake Evelyn and tossed my mother off the dock. By all reports, this was a very romantic moment.

Over time, A.C. and my mother had sold off my father’s businesses to support themselves in the style to which they had grown accustomed. They’d been to Disneyworld about a zillion times. They’d vacationed in countries they couldn’t even spell. They made numerous trips to the South Pacific to visit my brother Clint and his wife Sugar where they were serving the Lord as Baptist missionaries.

But fate hadn’t been kind to A.C. One afternoon he was fishing on Lake Evelyn in his new 22-foot aluminum bass boat when a storm blew up out of nowhere. A.C. had never been one to let the weather ruin his day. But this time it definitely did when a big, ugly lightning bolt struck him, and he tumbled dead into the lake.

Sometimes I missed A.C., but not usually.

“To you and you.” I toasted A.C.‘s memory and the shriveled head dangling over the bar. What a terrific couple of guys.

 

Chapter 2

 

Just two days before, I’d been at the restaurant, The Little Pigeon, which Mad Ted Weber and I owned. I was sampling some stinky cheeses with a particularly disgusting food rep when my mother called with the news about the offer on the radio station. WFOG was the last of my late father’s businesses. At one time Cal Claypoole had owned a large chunk of Fogerty, which wasn’t actually saying much. Fogerty was your basic rural southern Ohio town where people still eat squirrel and the American Dream has been living on life support longer than anyone cares to remember. But my father was a big fish in a little pond, and, at the end, his kingdom included the bowling alley, a trailer park, a strip mall, a gladiola farm and WFOG, the local country radio station.

I thought my mother might have been hallucinating on low-fat cookies or at least confused about the number of zeroes, but, sure enough, a guy named Larry White from Nashville had offered her a quarter million dollars for WFOG.

I knew that country music had been rapidly gaining in popularity, but WFOG was merely a cinder block building in a hay field with a signal that reached about as far as Bunky could run on a hot day.

Unbelievably, Evelyn was in a quandary over the WFOG offer. “But A.C. loved country music and that radio station. How can I sell it?”

“Mother,” I said, trying not to squeal like a pig, “be reasonable. We’re talking about two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a station that’s been in the red longer than Tammy Wynette sang
Stand By Your Man
.”

“But, Kimberly, it’s the principle of the thing.”

“Evelyn,” I said, almost dropping the phone, “there is no principle of the thing here.” I was clearly starting to squeal. I took a deep breath and dropped back a few yards in an effort to regain my composure.

“I just don’t know,” said Evelyn, The Ever Indecisive.

I knew right then it was time for a road trip in a northerly direction, and some gentle but persuasive butt kicking.

“Ask Mr. Whatshisname from Nashville to make a formal offer. Tell him you’ll review it with your attorney. I can be there day after tomorrow. And, Evelyn, please don’t do anything else until I get there.”

“I don’t have an attorney.”

What she was probably leaving out was
anymore.

“A detail, Mother.”
 

I couldn’t imagine why anybody would want to hand over that kind of money for WFOG, but the offer had godsend written all over it. And it was probably Evelyn’s last shot at saving her rear.

“Clint said he’d ask God to give me wisdom to make the right decision. He’s so sweet. Isn’t he sweet?”

“That’s Clint.” Sweet wasn’t the first modifier that came to mind when I thought of my brother, but hell, if Clint or anybody else wanted to pray for Evelyn, I was all for it. And the sooner the better.

 

Even with this new and encouraging turn of events that had been the impetus for my trip to Fogerty, I wasn’t quite ready to get into the thick of things with Evelyn over her rapidly eroding finances. I decided that our business chat could wait until the next day.

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