Authors: Jasper Fforde
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Jasper Fforde adventure in 2005.
“Oh, how I wish my worthless body would melt into a liquid and then evaporate.”
“Or that God had not decreed suicide a complete no-no.”
“Oh God, oh God! How tired, stale and boring life seems to me.”
“Oh, damn and double blast! I feel like a garden that’s been left to seed and has been overtaken by all those really annoying weeds, like Japanese knotweed or nettles, both of which can be destroyed by using a recommended herbicide, available from Jekyll Garden Centres.”
Footnoterphone Simultaneous Translation sponsored by Jekyll Garden Centres.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1. - A Cretan Mino taurin Nebraska
Chapter 2. - No Place Like Home
Chapter 3. - Evade the Question Time
Chapter 4. - A Town Like Swindon
Chapter 5. - Ham (let) and Cheese
Chapter 7. - The Literary Detectives
Chapter 8. - Time Waits for No Man
Chapter 9. - Eradications Anonymous
Chapter 10. - Mrs. Tiggy-winkle
Chapter 11. - The Greatness of St. Zvlkx
Chapter 14. - The Goliath Apologarium
Chapter 18. - Emperor Zhark Again
Chapter 19. - Cloned Will Hunting
Chapter 20. - ChimerasandNeanderthals
Chapter 21. - Victory on the Victory
Chapter 25. - Practical Difficulties Regarding Uneradications
Chapter 26. - Breakfast with Mycroft
Chapter 27. - Weird Shit on the M4
Chapter 28. - Dauntsey Services
Chapter 29. - The Cat Formerly Known as Cheshire
Chapter 30. - Neanderthal Nation
Chapter 31. - Planning Meeting
Chapter 32. - Area 21: The Elan
Chapter 34. - St. Zvlkx and Cindy
Chapter 35. - What Thursday Did Next
Chapter 37. - Before the Match
Chapter 38. - WCL SuperHoop-88
Chapter 40. - Second First Person