Something Wicked (32 page)

The chiefs faded brown eyes glinted with anger. “I told Annie, that woman is a bitch, pardon my language. She deliberately set out after Miss Fontaine. And she’d planned the murder for a long time. We traced those two guns, the one that killed Shane and the one she carried Saturday when she came after Annie. She’d used it to kill Freddy. She stole them from a house on the island in early April. Stole
both
of them. Looks to me like she was planning on getting rid of Carla even then.”

“And Sheridan knew Posey was after Max, even before that session at the school, because she unloaded that story about me and Shane to Posey on Wednesday. That’s why she took Max’s belt when she hid the murder weapon in his condo,” Annie explained. Her eyes darkened. “We should have known when Freddy was killed that someone malicious was behind the troubles. She engineered all the sabotage through Carla, of course. That was done to muddy the water, to focus attention on the players. But it showed real evil to kill that cat. She knew how Shane hopped in bed with everybody, and I think maybe it bothered her more than she’d ever admit. She didn’t have to kill a cat to put something ugly in the window seat. It was aimed right at Janet and Cindy.” Then she clapped a hand to her head. Cat! “Chief, my mind’s crazy. I keep forgetting things. What about Shane’s cat? That beautiful cat on the boat?”

Chief Saulter looked down at the floor in an embarrassed way and said gruffly, “Oh, he’s okay.”

“Are you sure?” she demanded.

The chief scuffed the floor with his boot. “After you and Shane’s girlfriend made that statement on Friday, I got a search warrant. Posey couldn’t ignore everything you’d said,
though he claimed the two of you cooked it up. Anyway, when I went to talk to Sheridan, I took the big fellow with me. Turned out she hated cats, wouldn’t let him in the house. He lived on the boat. So, I just took him along home with me. Seems to be a pretty nice fellow.”

Max refrained from smiling too hugely. “Uh, is he taking up residence at your place?”

The chief shrugged. “Couldn’t let him starve. Like I said, he’s kind of a handsome fellow.” He scratched at his chin. “Actually, he seems like a pretty high-toned cat. So I named him Lord Peter.”

There was a round of applause, which left Jed McClanahan looking puzzled. And bored. There wasn’t much scope in the Death on Demand storeroom for the best trial lawyer in the United States of America. He looked around (for more champagne?), then moved toward the door. “Well, folks, all’s well that ends well, I always say. Course, we would’ve done great in court. Now, if you folks ever need a good lawyer again, give me a call.” He took a dog-eared card from his pocket. “My number’s on there. It might be the most important number you ever had, so take care of it.” He thrust it at Henny. “And you be careful, little lady.”

He opened the door and stepped out into the frantic melee of the party (it sounded rather like someone had brought a pair of bongo drums).

Henny clapped her hands above her head. Castanets clicked. “Careful, hell!”

Saulter looked a little shocked.

Henny grabbed his arm. “Come on, everybody. We’re
party animals.”

Max’s blue eyes shone with approbation. “Let’s party all night,” he yelled, sweeping Annie through the door.

As they plunged into the heart of the throng jammed in the coffee area, Vince hurried after them.

“Hey, Annie,” he yelled. “One more thing.” He pointed at the watercolors, dimly visible through the smoky haze. “Has anybody turned in the names of all five yet?”

Annie had been too busy to care. She shook her head.

Vince looked around to see if anyone was listening, then shouted in her ear:
“Rebecca
by Daphne du Maurier,
The Yellow Room
by Mary Roberts Rinehart,
My Brother Michael
by Mary Stewart,
The Mistress of Mellyn
by Victoria Holt, and
Dream of Orchids
by Phyllis Whitney.”

Annie stared at him in astonishment.

Vince flushed, then said doggedly, “Broke my leg at my cousin’s house a couple of years ago, and all she had were those kind of books.” Then he lifted his chin. “Darn good writers.”

“You get a free book,” Annie said hastily, not wanting to be mistaken for a sexist pig.

“A free book.” Vince squinted in concentration. “How about the latest Nancy Pickard?”

“Right on,” she cried.

Ah, sweet mystery of life—the impenetrable puzzle and incalculable catholicity of a whodunit fan.

CAROLYN G. HART is the author of the Henrie O mysteries, featuring Henrietta O’Dwyer Collins, and the Death on Demand series, including
Something Wicked,
for which she won an Agatha and an Anthony;
Honeymoon with Murder,
which won an Anthony; and
A Little Class on Murder,
which won a Macavity. She lives in Oklahoma City with her husband, Phil.

Annie Lawrence Darling almost sideswiped a cleaner’s van when she neglected to yield at the Sea Pines traffic circle. Although she didn’t know how anybody could be expected to master the intricate give-and-take of the circle, in her view as complex as the instructions for assembling a computer. In a word, the damn traffic circle wasn’t user-friendly. Despite its evident problems, however, island residents tenaciously refused to approve a change to stoplights. Annie gritted her teeth and lifted her hands briefly from the wheel in a mea culpa apology to the indignant driver of the cleaner’s van. If bumper-to-bumper cars weren’t bad enough, the island’s stubborn retention of the two traffic circles at the beginning and end of Pope Avenue hopelessly aggravated the problem.

But she managed to make the swing around and peel off onto Pope without smacking into
another vehicle, even taking time to notice the ducks who inhabited the small pond and the sign cautioning traffic to watch for crossing ducks. She glanced at her watch and picked up speed.

She would be making this trip a lot today, each time with an author. She tried to see the landscape with a stranger’s eye and smiled with almost proprietorial pride at the dense pockets of huge pines, the always appealing compact palmettos, the blooming oleanders in the grassy median, the carefully homogenized commercial buildings in shades of beige, tan, and lime.

She would have enjoyed taking her charges to Broward’s Rock with its quiet lanes and equally gorgeous beach, but Hilton Head, though bustling, was just as lovely. May was a perfect month on any of the Sea Islands. The air was balmy, the temperature in the seventies, and no humidity. Hilton Head’s fourteen miles of beaches were never really crowded, even at the height of the tourist season.

Annie pulled into the Buccaneer’s parking lot. The Festival Committee couldn’t have assigned her charges to a nicer hotel. The Festival events were occurring at open-air, tented booths on the public entrance to Coligny Beach, just a short stroll from the Buccaneer. Authors were also quartered at the beachfront Holiday Inn and at several other luxurious beachfront hotels.

The Buccaneer was one of Annie’s favorite hotels. Small, elegant, and charming, it was built like an Italian villa with dusky mauve stuccoed walls and arched windows.

She hurried up the oyster shell path between fragrant banana shrubs. Brilliantly flowering hibiscus flamed in clay pots by the side entrance.

She had a hand on the door when the six-foot-tall pittosporum bush quivered. Henny Brawley darted out into the path. “Annie, I’m so glad to see you.”

Broward’s Rock’s most accomplished reader of mystery fiction wore a scarlet linen suit. A slender gold necklace supported an oblong ceramic likeness of Agatha Christie. Henny’s gray hair was swept back in soft waves. Her expression of surprise mingled with delight would have done justice to Jessica Fletcher upon finding a corpse. Annie wondered how long Henny had lurked behind the bush, waiting.

“How’d you know I’d come in by the side door?”

Henny’s eyes narrowed, then she capitulated. “You had to park,” she said tersely. “Look, I wanted to give you this.” She thrust a two-by-three-inch piece of cardboard into Annie’s hand. “I know this will hit the bestseller list. I’m thinking a
little
book, with a single quote on each page. You know, like
Life’s Little Instruction Book
or
Everything I Know I Learned from My Cat.
A book doesn’t have to be big to succeed, just big in scope!” She nodded in undisguised self-congratulation.
“The Quotable Sleuth
can’t miss, Annie. You can leave a message for me at the desk. Room 403.” She smiled brightly and turned away, paused, called back, “I plan to use Miss Marple on page one: ‘The great thing to avoid is having in any way a trustful mind.’

“Then at the bottom of the page, it will say: Jane Marple,
A Pocket Full of Rye.
Isn’t that wonderful? Annie, I’m so excited!”

With a wave of her hand, Henny disappeared behind the pittosporum bush.

Annie almost called out to tell Henny about a terrific collection,
The Mystery Lovers’ Book of Quotations
by Jane Horning. Then, with a decided headshake, she dropped the piece of cardboard into her purse. No reason to deflate Death on Demand’s indefatigable reader. Henny’s book would have its own flavor. Still, Annie had other things to do than focus on her best customer’s search for a publisher. Now all Annie needed to top off her morning would be for Miss Dora to be waiting inside.

A long, cool hallway with meeting rooms—Snowy Egret, White Ibis, Great Blue Heron, Brown Pelican—led to the central lobby and a rectangular reflecting pool. Whitewashed walls gave the lobby a bright, fresh aura. Brilliant scarlet bougainvillea bloomed in yellow terra-cotta urns.

Annie went directly to the desk. The assistant manager greeted her cheerfully. Jeff Garrett’s carrot-hued hair sprigged in all directions. Freckles spattered his snub nose. His wide mouth spread in an infectious grin that Annie returned despite her preoccupation. She felt she and Jeff had forged a bond, she’d been there so often in recent days.

“Everything’s just as you ordered, Annie.
Fruit baskets and a magnum of champagne in each room. And, let’s see, a manicurist will be up to Ms. Sinclair’s room at four, the six-foot pine board’s in place beneath Mrs. Kirby’s mattress, the foot massage appliance is in Mr. Crab-tree’s suite.” Jeff paused, leaned forward, and his voice dropped. “Got a call this morning with a special request from Mr. Blake. I made a special trip off-island to pick up three ‘adult’ videos for his suite.”

Annie merely nodded, but she felt a twinge of surprise. Alan Blake’s charming, boyish persona didn’t square with the X-rated video request. But as Miss Dora was wont to remark: You can’t always tell a package from its cover. In any event, Annie was glad Blake hadn’t asked her to get the videos. There was a limit to how helpful she intended to be.

Jeff’s eyes widened. “Do you know how much those kind of movies cost? Wow. If my wife finds out I’ve been in that place, I’m in deep trouble”—he glanced down at a list—“and I’ve got the keys ready for you.” He pulled out a manila envelope from a drawer. “You’ll find the room numbers inside with the keys. And do you want the key to your suite?”

Annie took both the envelope and her own key and thanked him. She opened the larger envelope. Five folders with oblong cardboard electronic keys were enclosed. She handed the folder for Room 506 to Garrett. “Emma Clyde will pick her key up at the desk.” At least, Emma
should—if she would. Annie added calling Emma to her mental list of responsibilities. She tucked the other four folders back into the envelope. “I understand Kenneth Hazlitt is staying here. Has he checked in?”

Jeff stepped to a computer, punched in the name. “Yes. Could I call for you?”

She felt a tiny spurt of irritation. For heaven’s sake, she was hardly a security risk. Jeff knew who she was. He had just handed her the oblong cardboard room keys for five expected guests. To be fair to Jeff, that was different. The Festival was paying for the accommodations for the honorees. And it was contrary to hotel policy to provide inquirers with the room numbers of guests. So okay, Jeff was just following the rules.

“Yes, please.”

Jeff nodded toward an alcove. “The house phones are over there, Annie.”

“Thanks.” She crossed to the alcove, picked up a receiver.

The desk rang the room.

“Hello.” The deep drawl was instantly attractive.

“May I speak to Mr. Hazlitt, please?”

“Which one?”

“Mr. Kenneth Hazlitt.”

“Ken’s not in. This is Willie. Can I help you?”

Damn. Annie looked again at her watch. “I need to speak with Mr. Hazlitt. Do you know when he will return?”

“Who knows? If he’s found a good party, it
may be a while. But we’ve got our own little party this afternoon, and a book open house all day tomorrow. You can count on catching him one time or the other. Ken never misses a party, especially not his own.”

“Do you know anything about the book he’s writing?” She had reached that level of desperation.

“Not much,” Willie replied cheerfully. “But I can paw through the stuff we brought. See if I find anything. I think maybe there’re some flyers he’s going to have at the booth. Kind of a teaser, you know? For the open house. Are you press?”

Annie would have claimed membership in the Mafia if she thought it would help. She gave it some consideration (she credited a vicious second-grade teacher with helping her shed any compunction always to tell the truth), but in this instance, she didn’t see any advantage to be gained. “No. I’m a bookseller, and I’m serving as an author liaison.” It sounded official even if it didn’t have a thing to do with Mr. Kenneth Hazlitt’s literary aspirations. “Could I have a flyer?”

“Sure. Come on up. Room 500.”