Somewhere Over the Freaking Rainbow (A Young Adult Paranormal Romance) (The Secrets of Somerled) (29 page)

Lanny smiled. “You don’t want all those things. Not all at once, in any case. What point would there be to go on, if you had everything you wanted?”

“I’d deal with it.”

“I’m sure you’d like to try. But maybe Skye is happy where she is and doesn’t want to change her life, or learn about a past existence. Are you willing to walk away, if she doesn’t need you?”

“I am.”

Lucas frowned. “May I ask a question?”

“You may.” Lanny stood and wandered over to one of the mirrors.

“How is it you are able to know of Skye’s location?”

Lanny grinned over her shoulder. “Let’s just say, I anticipated Jamison’s choice not to forget, and I’ve decided to call in a favor, from someone that may know.” She smiled into the mirror and bent at the waste as she stepped back from it.

A bare foot extended from the glass toward the carpet, a glowing, white-robed figure emerged, carefully, into the room. It certainly looked like a man, if it weren’t giving off so much painfully white light.

Please
don

t
be
God.
Please
don

t
be
God
.

When the figure’s head snapped up, glaring at him, Jamison had to cover his eyes with his arm to shield them from razors of light tearing at them, digging into his brain. If that was God, he was in trouble.

No way would there not be blood on his sleeve. If he was about to die there, however, he took comfort knowing he’d ruin Lanny’s carpet.


How
dare
you,
woman
!” the white being screeched.

The words were barely discernable beneath all the un-Earthly noises coming from its mouth. At least he assumed they were coming from its mouth. Maybe it was doing the Lanny thing and screaming in their heads.


How dare you force me to kill a mortal?!”

Jamison looked up then, but he looked at Lanny and kept a hand between his eyes and the light.

She lifted her head and smiled at it. “You did not kill it, Adrien. Look.” She gestured in his direction.

Jamison could feel the thing moving closer, could see the brightness of it in the mirror behind Lanny. It was just a man, with white hair, white clothes, surrounded by shards of light, as if he was wearing the mirror he came from.

“Don’t be a fool, Jamison. Don’t look in his eyes.”

Lanny said it just in time. He’d been preparing to do just that.


It was a mistake to bring me here, woman. You should have never been given such...freedoms.”

“Powers, Adrien. Not freedoms. Get over it. I wish to know where a soul has been sent.”


The
female
we
discussed
before?
One
of
the
Final
Host?

Even with all the screeching, Jamison could hear the distaste.

“Yes.”


What do you offer in return?”

“Nothing.”


Are you sure? You would not offer me worship?”

“No.”


Give me her name.”

Lanny screeched at Adrien. There were no words beneath the distortion. If that what was spoken in Heaven, Granddad was seriously pissed.


She
is
there.

Adrien backed away from Lanny, as if he didn’t trust her, leaving the way he’d come, stepping backward into the mirror.

Jamison felt like he was watching a video clip, in reverse.

Lanny stood stock still, staring at the mirror, a look on her face of incredible...longing. Had she wanted to follow the creature? Was she antsy to go Home too? Or did she feel something for Adrien?

“Tend your own business, Jamie.” She turned away from the mirror, none too pleased to have been interrupted, he thought.

He looked around, but Lucas and Jonathan weren’t in their seats; they were on the floor with their foreheads to the carpet.

“He’s gone.” Lanny turned toward the mirror behind her. “He just couldn’t stand to leave my Place of Perfection perfect, could he?” She reached up and ran her fingers over lines etched in the silver surface.

“How is it Jamison survived?” Jonathan’s voice was hushed.

“I’m not sure.” She didn’t sound like she wanted to waste time caring.

“You risked his life.” Lucas stood and put his hand on Jamison’s shoulder.

“I didn’t. I knew if he could bare the chandelier, I wouldn’t need to send him from the room. Who do you suppose made the chandelier?”

“Adrien?” Lucas and Jonathan looked up. Jamison’s eyes had had enough for one day, so he didn’t.

“Yes. Adrien.” She looked at Jonathan. “Help me read this.”

Lucas slapped him on the shoulder and joined the other two. Jamison decided to stay as far away from Adrien’s mirror as possible, just in case the guy decided to reach out and surprise someone. He backed against the wall—the wall right next to the door.

“That can’t be right.” Lucas pointed to a mark. “What are the chances of her being given the name Skye?”

“Zero.” Lanny looked for Jamison, found him, then looked back at the mirror.

“And she’s seventeen. That’s a little convenient, for Jamison.” Jonathan glanced at him and frowned.

“Jamison? Tell me. Why did you come looking for Skye, when you’d been told Lanny wouldn’t be able to help you?” Lucas was probing his mind. No apologies, no warning. And Jamison couldn’t think of a thing to stop him. “Why now, son?”

“My granddad came to see me, to tell me that she was out there, needing me. That’s why I’m not worried about her being happy without me. She’s waiting. Somehow, she’s waiting.”

Lanny grabbed the mirror on both sides and scanned the markings.

“Lucas, is it true? Is her name really Skye?”

“It seems so. And she’s seventeen.” Lucas frowned.

Jamison leapt from his seat and hopped around the room like a little boy who’s just been told Santa was on his way. Forgetting his paranoia, he looked in the mirror, tried to see a little bit of Eternity in spite of the three angels blocking the other mirror. He imagined Skye standing there, next to him. He had no guess what she’d look like, but he imagined kind of a blurred version of the photo in his wallet.

She could have warts and a gap in her teeth and half her hair falling out and she’d be beautiful.

“Sit down, Jamie. I’ve got some bad news for you, too.”

He held up his hands. “Wait. Don’t spoil it. Give me just another minute to be happy. It’s been so long. And just think how much longer it might have been if Granddad hadn’t told me.”

“Tell me about this grandfather. Who is he?” Lanny tapped her finger on one mark. Jonathan looked closer.

“He was Skye’s assignment.”

“Your
deceased
grandfather?”

“Yeah. I guess he’s been trying to tell me for a while, but I didn’t figure it out until last night. I had to catch him, see—”

“Your grandfather has intervened from the other side?”

“Yeah, I guess. Kind of. Why? What does it matter?”

Lucas started laughing.

“I think I know how she got named Skye. He always told her it was a fine Scottish name.” Jonathan laughed too, but Lanny was vigorously shaking her head.

“If your grandfather broke the barrier, interrupted the flow, others will know about it. They can trace what he’s done!”

She tapped the mirror again. “Tell me that’s not what I think it is.”

Jonathan straightened. “Henderson.”

“Her last name?” Jamison tried to stay seated, but he couldn’t.

“Henderson, Nevada.” Lucas looked at Jonathan.

The pair looked at Lanny, and Jamison wished he, too, could read minds.

“Lucas, Jonathan, listen to me carefully. You may not intervene. No matter who asks it of you, you may not intervene on Skye’s behalf. Only Jamison can do that. You can, however, get his mother out of Flat Springs. Arrange it.”

She turned to Jamison, pity all over her face.

“Jamie, honey. You’re going to be on your own. You’re all she’s got, and she won’t know you, won’t trust you, and won’t believe a word you say. If you get separated, we’ll never find her again. Do you understand?”

“Of course I don’t understand. Who the hell are ‘they’?” Bullshit was bullshit, even if you were standing on sacred ground.

“Gabriella and her followers. The only real danger to Somerleds on Earth.”

Lucas and Jonathan headed for the door. Jamison threw his body in front of it. No one was leaving until he understood what the freak was going on.

“Gabriella who?” he demanded.

Lanny looked longingly into Adrien’s mirror. “Gabriella,” she whispered. “Gabriella...Somerled.”

THE END

Excerpt
from
Freaking Off the Grid

Book Two of The Angels of Somerled

~ CHAPTER ONE ~

Damn!
Her stalker-ghost was back.

Skye swallowed her surprise, but she couldn’t get her heart to act like it was no big deal. She glanced around. Her other customers didn’t seem to notice a thing.

He sat humming in a booth, eating a ghostly meal that was as gray as he was. She could almost smell it.
Disgusting
.

The see-through Scotsman absentmindedly held out his cup to be topped off and she turned toward him with the coffee. He laughed and pulled the cup away before she made a fool of herself.

Very
funny.
She’d nearly said it aloud.
Now
that
he
knows
where
I
work,
I

ll
be
pouring
coffee
on
the
floor
every
day...until
I

m
fired.

She replaced the steaming pot on its burner, gestured for her ghost to follow, then made her way through the kitchens, toward the back door.

“Where do you think you’re going?” The owner’s daughter, Jessica Garza, stood with the new dish washer, her fingers pausing in their slide down the guy’s chest. She must have realized no one was left in the dining room to wait on her stupid tables.

“Cigarette break.” Skye wiggled the door handle. Locking the back door at Fernando’s was hardly necessary; it was a bugger to open.

“You don’t smoke.”

“I’m starting today. I’ll be five minutes.” The door popped and Skye was outside and pushing it shut before Jessica could stop her. Her Royal Laziness would never risk a nail or a bead of sweat to work it open again, and she didn’t have a ghost of her own to do it for her.

Skye turned. The old fellow was waiting for her, sitting on a box that wouldn’t hold her own weight, let alone his, if he were real. It was hard to look him in the eye. She kept waiting for the cardboard to collapse and drop him on his butt. Though she didn’t want to see that kilt go flying. He had enough of a problem keeping his knees together.

She pushed her fists down into the deep pockets of her apron. “What do you want?”

“Nary a kind word, Skye, my love?”

“No. Nary a one. You never bring good news, old man.” That was an understatement; every bad day of her life had started with a visit from her ghost. It had been such a pissy morning, she should have been expecting him.

“I’ll have you know they took a score off my age. I’m no’ auld anymore.”

Not old then, but he still looked fifty.

“Fine. What do you want
young
man?”

“Auch. Dinna flatter me so.” The old fart grinned and batted his eyes.

She couldn’t help but smile, but the smile didn’t last long.

“Mr. Jamison, I haven’t got time for this. Really. Can’t you come visit me later? After work? When I’m alone in my car, maybe?”

“Time’s no’ on my side either, lassie. I need a promise.”

“A promise?” He’d asked for a promise before, but she couldn’t remember what it was. She’d been about ten at the time. “What kind of promise?”

“I need ye to stay put.” He nodded once, hard, then folded his arms like he was preparing for an argument.

“I get off at eight. Is that long enough?”

“Oh, I don’t know if that will do.” He started pulling on his chin, looking at the ground, then at the sun blazing down on his silly golf hat.

“Listen, Mr. Jamison. I’m not asking for extra hours. I’ve been here since six and I’m working a double shift as it is. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.” Standing there wasn’t helping, but she wasn’t about to ask what bad luck he saw in her future. Surely nothing could be worse than working a double. “Whatever you have going on, could you just leave me out this time?”

He was a nice old guy. Asking politely might just get him to go away and take his bad Karma with him.

“I’ve a bad feelin’. I need ye to stay put. Ye shouldna be out here even now.”

The only danger she could see would be losing her job for standing around talking to empty boxes. Against her better judgment, she asked, “Why?”

“I canna say.” He scratched his head as if he’d suddenly forgotten why he’d come.

She didn’t buy it. He’d never clammed up before.

“Can’t or won’t?”

“Canna. ‘Tis not for me to ken the future, but I ken well enough when the sky bodes ill.”

The Nevada sky was blue—perfect—except for a line of fluff left in the wake of a jet. He noticed it too.

She rolled her eyes.

“’Tis not this sky I speak of, lass, so you can keep those eyes in yer noggin’, aye?” He raised one brow. He did that a lot.

“You see a different sky?”

“I do. I do. Storm clouds are spinnin’ o’er yer head, lass. Hell will be breakin’ loose, it will.”

“Today?! Why today? Can’t I just have a little peace?” She hated whining, but he brought out the child in her.

“Peace is not mine to give, Skye, my love. I’m lucky I’ve escaped long enough to warn ye.”

“Escaped?!” Great. The worst days of her life could all be laid at his feet, and he was a lunatic. But then again, so was she. Seeing ghosts was anything but sane.

“I dinna have a better word for it, sweetheart. And there’s no time to debate.” He looked at the brick wall behind him and winced. “I’m caught. Get inside. And bide as long as ye can. Hide in a bletherin’ box if ye must, but stay put! Help should be a-comin’.”

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