Authors: Scott Flander
For my parents,
Judy and Murray Flander
was hoping to have a quiet evening, no shootings, no foot pursuits, no 302s taking off their clothes in the middle of Baltimore Avenue and claiming to be the original Adam from the Garden of Eden. But this was the night that Mickey Bravelli was holding his big fund-raiser at Lucky’s Little Italy, and my brilliant lieutenant wanted me there.
Somehow his tiny brain remembered that I had come to the 20th from the Organized Crime Unit. Eddie, you know their names and faces, he said. Yeah, unfortunately, I said.
So instead of leaving me in peace, he told me to spend the night outside Lucky’s, keeping an eye on things. Never mind that plainclothes guys from my old unit would be there, which meant we really didn’t need a uniformed presence. Never mind that I was a sergeant, and had a whole squad to watch out for. The lieutenant didn’t care.
Just sit in your patrol car across the street from the restaurant, he said.
Just bend over so I can stick my foot up your ass, I didn’t say.
Lucky’s was in the heart of Westmount, an Italian neighborhood of narrow brick row houses and corner stores in West Philadelphia. Whenever anyone in Westmount wanted to throw a big party—a wedding reception, a fiftieth anniversary—they booked the Roma Room at Lucky’s.
Tonight, it was reserved for Bravelli and his friends. One of his guys was being tried for the fourth time for bribing a judge—the first three cases had ended in mistrials—and he had run out of money for lawyers. Bravelli was holding a $250-a-plate dinner to help him out, and who was going to say no?
I decided to take Nick along for the ride. Nick was my younger cousin, and he was also in my squad. You’re not supposed to supervise your relatives, but the bosses conveniently forgot that when they decided to dump me in the 20th.
Throughout the evening, Nick and I watched a steady stream of Bravelli’s pals arrive at the restaurant. Most of the younger guys wore black—black suits, or black sports jackets with turtlenecks. Their girlfriends were all wearing short, supertight dresses with beads and rhinestones, with slits all over the place and necklines so low their breasts were practically hanging out.
The older guys, with their thinning hair and bulging jowls, looked like they had just thrown on whatever was handy in their closet—rumpled blue or gray sports jacket, white shirt, no tie. They generally walked in together in groups of three or four, like ducks heading for the water, their bellies sort of leading the way.
I was hoping the mob fashion show would cheer Nick up, but he was only half paying attention. He seemed lost in his own world, the way he had been for the past six weeks, ever since his father—my uncle Jimmy—had tripped over a bucket of tar on a row house roof in Westmount and cart-wheeled over the edge. Nick had been on the roof, he had seen it happen. And he blamed himself for not being able to save his father, in the way people are always blaming themselves for things they can’t control.
“Hey, Nicky,” I said, “you know any of these guys?”
He shrugged. “Yeah, some of ‘em. At least the young ones. We all sat next to each other in homeroom at West Philly.”
“These lowlifes actually went to high school?”
“That’s where the girls were. That’s why we all went.”
“And you became a cop, because we all know how much the girls like a man in uniform.”
Nick gave me a small smile, then glanced over at the people going into Lucky’s.
“What the hell we doin’ out here, Eddie?”
“Watching the evening’s entertainment.”
“I don’t mean just tonight,” he said. “I mean every night.”
A big Cadillac was pulling up to the red canopy that led from the sidewalk to Lucky’s front door. Some young guy I’d never seen hopped out, ran around to the passenger door, and opened it. This girl got out, this beautiful girl, maybe twenty-four, with long brown hair. She was wearing a short, light blue dress, it just made you fall in love with her. As she got out, and her boyfriend was closing the car door, she turned away from him, toward the street, where she thought no one was looking, and spit out her gum.
Nick was staring at his feet. “You ever sorry you became a cop, Eddie?”
“C’mon,” I said, “you can’t be tired of the job already, Nicky, you’ve only been a cop for four years. Most guys don’t get bitter and cynical for at least five years.”
Nick gave a laugh. His mother and my mother were sisters, but when people saw the two of us together, they couldn’t believe we were related. Nick’s father was Italian, and that half had gotten the upper hand when Nick was born. He had a dark face, jet black hair, and big round brown eyes, the kind girls loved.
My father, on the other hand, had given me his thick brown hair, green eyes, and square jaw. I was also a hell of a lot taller than Nick, and more inclined than he was to get a little exercise once in a while.
Nick turned to me. “It’s all your fuckin’ fault, you know.”
“You’re the one who said I should become a cop.”
“I never said that. You came to me, you said, What’s it like being a cop?”
“And what’d you say, Eddie?”
“I don’t remember.”
“The fuck you don’t. You said it was like being part of a big family. Where everyone takes care of each other.”
“Well, maybe I did say that.”
Nick shook his head. “It’s all just bullshit, Eddie. Guys don’t watch out for each other here.”
“Some of them do.”
“What about Henry Bowman? You think he cares?”
Bowman was our pea-brained lieutenant.
“People like him don’t count,” I said.
“What about Joe Gorko? I’m gettin’ my ass kicked in front of a house on Pine the other day, I call for an assist, Gorko shows up, sees he’ll actually have to get in a fight, and then he drives right by, pretendin’ like he doesn’t even see me. Fuckin’ coward.”
“People like him don’t count.”
“Yeah, well, who fuckin’ does count, Eddie?”
“How about your partner? Steve would do anything for you.”
“Yeah,” Nick said, looking down. “He would.” Neither of us said anything for a couple of minutes, and it was Nick who finally spoke.
“Don’t you ever clean out your fuckin’ car?” He was looking at the trash around his feet. There were Dunkin’ Donuts bags, and McDonald’s wrappers, and a grease-soaked paper bag that probably once held a cheesesteak.
“Aw, Thompson left his shit here again?” I said. “That fat fuck.”
“He eats this much every day?” Nick was stirring the pile of trash around with his left shoe.
“That’s nothin',” I said. “That was probably just breakfast.”
“You know, Nicky, when you first become a cop, you think you can clean up the city. Then after you’re here for a while, you realize you can’t do that, so you say, I’ll just clean up my district. But you can’t do that either, so you say, OK, one corner, I know I can keep one corner clean. Finally you get to the point where you say, Screw it, all I’m gonna do is keep my car clean. And you can’t even fuckin’ do that.”
Nick put on a thin smile. “But it’s like a family, right?”
Everyone going into Lucky’s had to walk past the overly excited TV reporters who had set up camp next to the red canopy. It looked like a Hollywood premiere—the TV reporters had absolutely no idea who was connected and who wasn’t, so they filmed everybody coming in. It could have been a waiter late for work, the TV cameras suddenly turned on him like he was Al Capone.
All the guests were greeted at the door by a short guy in a lime green suit. This was Spock. Technically he was an associate of Bravelli’s crew, but he was somewhere between a gofer and a mascot. When I was in OC—that’s what we called the Organized Crime Unit—we picked Spock up a few times for questioning. The conversation usually went like this:
“What’s your name?”
“What’s your real name?”
“I just tole ya, it’s Spock.” “What are you, a fucking Klingon?” “No, I’m Italian.”
“Really? What part of Italy do the Spocks come from?”
“I ain’t never been to Italy.”
“How about outer space?”
“I ain’t never been there, neither.”
Tonight it looked like he was the emcee at Lucky’s, smiling, saying hello to all the guests, ushering them to the door. I half expected to see him carrying around a microphone.
It was a warm June evening, and curious neighbors were gathered in clumps on the sidewalk across from Lucky’s. The restaurant faced a block of two-story row houses that had plain concrete steps instead of porches. Some of the houses had been converted into modest neighborhood businesses—a small Italian bakery, a florist, a beauty supply shop—and the owners lived on the second floor.
Many of the onlookers tonight were worn-out housewives in their forties or fifties, giggling with each other like high school girls. In their midst I saw Doc Bizbee and two other plainclothes guys from OC I didn’t recognize. I guess they were getting new people all the time. All three were wearing golf shirts and faded jeans and white sneaks, my old uniform. They were gathered around a freshly painted bright orange fire hydrant like it was a campfire, their arms crossed, trading stories while they casually watched the goings-on across the street. I was thinking that if I hadn’t been busted out of the unit six months ago, I would have been with them now.
As if on cue, a brown Plymouth pulled up and stopped next to ours. It was not a pleasant sight: Captain Lenny Lanier, the Organized Crime Unit’s boss, was behind the wheel. I had forgotten he would be here, I had probably just blocked it out. Lanier pushed the button that lowered the passenger window, and waited until it was all the way down.
“How’s it going, guys?” he asked.
I just looked at him, not saying anything. He was an ugly bastard—dark circles under his eyes, and a perpetual five o’clock shadow, no matter how often he shaved. I had always wondered why someone with a face like his would ever be made captain.
“How you doin', Eddie?” he asked.
“What do you care?”
“Now, c’mon, Eddie, don’t be that way.”
“Exactly how do you want me to be, Captain?”
Lanier tried to smile, which with that face was always a mistake. “I’m sorry it had to happen the way it did.”
“Yeah? Well, bite my ass, Captain.”
The smile disappeared. I guess it finally dawned on him that I wasn’t going to suggest we go get a beer. He powered up the window and pulled off.
Nick and I looked at each other, and said at the same time, “Fuck him.”
I smiled at Nick. He was a good kid.
My eye caught some movement in the rearview mirror. Three men in dark suits, coming up the sidewalk from behind us. Without thinking, I put my hand on my gun. They were radiating danger, you could almost see it shooting through the air like tracers.
“Here they come,” I said to Nick, as they walked by our car. It was Mickey Bravelli, with two guys from his crew. One of them was Frankie Canaletto, his lieutenant. Last I heard, the DA’s office was close to charging him with murder for an old unsolved mob hit. The third guy was Goop, Bravelli’s musclebound driver and bodyguard.