Read Soul Full of Guns: Dave vs the Monsters Online
Authors: John Birmingham
And then the enchanted splitting maul blurred around like the hyper-accelerated sweep of a great clock hand and slammed into her thigh.
Karin screamed as the bones shattered and now she flew sideways, slamming into the wall of the consulate like a bag of old rotten potatoes tossed into a cellar. Sorrow fell from her hands and, before she could respond, Hooper was up. He knocked the katana away with his own weapon. She’d hoped he might kick it. Maybe his leg would fall off, giving her victory at the last. But the sword simply clattered away. She heard its mourning song as they lost contact with each other.
Hooper’s eyes grew wide as he watched her leg heal itself. This close, so intimately known to each other now, there was no blocking his thoughts or feelings. Like her he was exhausted, but the American was also confused, conflicted. She stared at him coldly, panting for breath. Her face was ashen and she did not attempt to regain her feet. The leg was still healing and numb. It would collapse underneath her weight she was sure.
Hooper reached into one of his pockets and recovered a small tube. Energy gel.
“That faith-healing trick, it tires a body worse than getting kicked through a wall,” he said. “I’ve done both today.”
He surprised Karin by tossing her the gel.
He introduced himself as she warily bit the cap off the tube of gel.
“Dave Hooper.”
He put up one hand. He was still winded, drawing in great, deep breaths as he spoke.
“I don’t fancy…going another nine rounds…with you…lady. You got my number… If it’s all right with you…I’d like to talk about what’s been happening. To us…to the rest of the world.”
Karin struggled for her own breath against the pain and fever which filled every part of her body. When she spoke, she did so in the voice of Karen Warat. The woman he had been looking for.
“You fought well,” she said, searching him for signs of deceit and treachery. She found none. Just pain and weariness and free-falling confusion.
“No,” he replied, as though they were in the confessional. “Lucille fought well. I was just the donkey she rode into battle.”
She frowned, unsettled by his honesty and insight. She had not expected him to understand that his weapon was not merely enchanted, but ensouled.
“My friend here,” he said, oblivious to her puzzlement. “Mind of her own. Like yours, I suppose?”
He nodded over to where Sorrow lay.
“You give it a name yet?” he asked. “That’s what seems to power them on. Naming them.”
“It had a name already,” she said carefully. It seemed he did not know the soul within his weapon. She could tell as she examined him that this barbarian cowboy understood only a small fraction of the lore which now presided over them, and that only because he had somehow guessed at it based on empirical evidence.
The BattleMaster he had slain had been a thoughtless brute, not well versed in the lore of the Scrolls. As most indeed were not. Hooper and he would be well suited to each other.
She explained the origin of Sorrow’s original name, without explaining that she knew the sword by its less formal, single word translation.
In names lay power and she was not about to cede any power to this man.
“Look,” said Hooper. “Let’s not get off on the wrong foot.”
She smiled then. Genuinely amused.
“Little late for that, cowboy,” slipping back into her cover persona as easily as she would throw on an old coat or jacket.
“Okay. Zing,” Hooper said. “But let’s try again anyway. I know who you are. I know what you are.”
“Back at you,” said Karen Warat. “Although I thought you stuck to monster killing, not politics.”
She turned all her passive sensors up to full again, reading his response to this. He dropped to one knee and opened another energy gel pack before replying.
“Yeah. I don’t much care for politics. I got a feeling that sort of shit might be redundant now. Might even get us all killed.”
Karin said nothing. Watching him, letting him fill the silences.
“They sent me in to get you, Karen. Is that what you prefer. Karen, not Karin or Ekaterina? I was supposed to bring you out, or bring your body out.”
“Karen,” she lied. “I’m Karen, in here.” She touched a bloodied finger to the side of her head, and almost laid the same hand over her heart, but stopped herself. She might have coughed up blood laughing at him if he had bought such poor and obvious play-acting. “Not such a great first day on the job for you then, Super Dave?” teased Karen Warat, everyone’s sweetheart. Everyone’s favorite. She found the fires of residual suspicion within him and very carefully and deliberately doused them. Giving him a push in the direction where he wanted to go. Of liking her.
Colonel Varatchevsky eased herself up into a slightly more comfortable position while Hooper burbled on.
“I figure if you and I don’t kill each other,” he said. “Maybe we could help each other out. Maybe kill a few things that desperately need killing. Like the daemon that you put down.”
“A Threshrend daemon,” she said.
“And who told you that?” he asked.
“It did. After I killed it.”
There was no loss in giving him this intelligence. She knew he’d had the same experience with the Hunn.
He nodded in turn.
“I thought I was the only one,” he said, as much to himself as to her.
“So did I, for a day or two. Until I saw you in the news out of New Orleans. That was when I knew I had to exfiltrate. Get home.”
“What are you going to do, Karen? I think we both know I can’t stop you.”
She saw the path into his trust opening up before her.
“I’m going to kill more Threshrend,” she said. “And Morphum, and Krevish and Djinn and whatever needs killing, I suppose.”
“In Russia?”
“That is my motherland. I am vowed to defend her.”
He sighed.
“Well, I’m supposed to put a bag on you, but I think we can both see that’s not going to happen. And you’ve already figured out I’m not good enough to do that anyway.”
He spoke the truth but Karin shrugged noncommittally.
“Do you think you and I could talk for a bit, before you go?” Hooper asked. He was almost childlike in his need for somebody to whom he could pass off the responsibilities which had been laid on him.
“About what?”
“All of it. I know some stuff. I killed a Hunn. You must know different stuff. Don’t suppose your Threshrend had any idea what the fuck you turned into. What we are.”
She shook her head and lied to him.
“No,” she said.
“Any idea if there’s any more of us?”
“I think there might be twelve,” she answered, truthfully this time. There was no point to telling him a lie he would soon find out.
He was surprised enough by her answer to make a face in response.
“Why?” Hooper asked.
“Because there are twelve realms. You knew that right? Maybe it’s as simple as there being one of us for each realm?”
Dave blinked at her. Stunned.
He thought she had revealed some Great and Terrible Truth, but she hadn’t. Colonel Varatchevsky had merely fed him a morsel of information that would confirm her good offices in time.
“I never thought of that,” said Hooper. “And Urgon sure as shit wouldn’t. He’s kind of a dumb lug. Like me. So the thresher you killed… Where was it from? Which realm? Or sect or whatever?”
“Qwm Sect,” she answered simply.
“I’m Dave ur Horde,” he smiled thinly. “Pleased to meet you, orc-sister.”
“I think we’re supposed to be blood enemies, not allies.”
“
Dar ienamic
?”
“Yeah, that’s it,” said Karen in her dedicated, liberal American accent.
Dave nodded, thinking to himself.
“So what do you say we get our bosses to work out some sort of detente while we get a few things straight.”
Good grief. This was even better than she had imagined. It would not matter that they had killed Sitnikov and Podolski. This buffoon would clear the path for her. Still, she had to stay in character.
She disappeared the smile from her eyes.
“Your bosses want me dead.”
Hooper had the good grace to look uncomfortable, perhaps even a little guilty.
“Yeah, well, they’re not gonna be real happy with me either. Come on. Worth a try. You can always just warp out if it doesn’t take.”
“Warp out?” she asked, instantly intrigued. “You mean, like this?” She gestured around them, taking in the frozen city.
“Yeah.” He frowned. “I’ve never held it as long as this.”
“Nor I,” she improvised.
“So you can warp on your own?”
“Not like this. This is you.”
“Huh. I don’t get it. I thought you did this…”
Karin’s face was blank, but her thoughts raced ahead of him. He seemed to know even less about this ability than she did. She would have to investigate further.
“Look, we got stuff to talk about, Karen,” he continued. “But we’re going to need to chill some folk the fuck out first.”
She grimaced.
“I will need to explain why the third secretary is in so many pieces now.”
“And I need to prepare Trinder for disappointment. At least he’s still in one piece. Can we agree to meet in an hour? And if shit gets out of hand, we go to warp and catch up and talk to each other without starting a war this time?”
She eyed him as though weighing up the potential downsides.
He would not be far away and if she worked quickly, focused solely on what he was doing to stop the world, she might learn enough of it to master the skill herself.
“An hour,” she agreed, already working furiously to understand the strange power Hooper had deployed and which she intended to have from him.
It took less than a minute, as you would expect with one raised to the power of
dar Threshrendum Superiorae
.
A good thing really.
Well before the hour was done they needed her fully powered up.
This Hooper idiot was hopeless.
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Soul Full of Guns
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
As always, this book was a collaborative effort. Thanks to my Beta readers, to my editor Deonie Fiford for cleaning up the original manuscript, and Patricia Lye for proofing the final.
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