Authors: Belinda Alexandra
âMr Perez? Gina suggested I come. She said you're looking for a hostess?'
The man smoothed back his cowlick. âPlease, call me Rolando. And remind me to thank Gina.' He showed me into his office and told me to take a seat. âWhat's your name?' he asked, taking a cigar from a box on his desk, and clipping it before lighting it.
âVivienne de Villeray,' I told him.
âVivienne de Villeray.' He whistled under his breath to demonstrate he was impressed. âWhat do your friends call you, Vivienne?'
âRuby.'
âWell,' he said, blowing puffs of aromatic smoke into the air, âRuby is very nice. Why don't we stick with that? It sounds friendlier, and we're all friends here.'
A reproduction of Titan's erotic
Venus of Urbino
hung on the wall behind Rolando. I sat up straight to appear confident
and mature, but beneath my bravado a worry gnawed. Mae had warned me not to do anything to compromise my reputation.
âI don't want to do anything shameful,' I told him. âI need to be sure that hostessing is all that's expected of me.'
Rolando frowned. âI can assure you that I don't employ whores. If any of my girls goes with a customer, I fire her. Likewise, if a customer gets fresh with one of my girls he's asked to leave. I look after everyone who works for me as if they were my family. All I expect of you is to be friendly and to make sure that the customers are having a good time.'
âAnd by a good time you mean . . . ?'
âYou encourage them to drink, Ruby. That's what a hostess does. I pay you thirty dollars a week, but you'll earn the rest by what your customers purchase. You encourage a gentleman to buy a thirty-dollar bottle of champagne, you get ten dollars. You get him to order a hundred-dollar bottle of champagne and you get a third of that.'
Goodness me, it was the most lucrative job offer I'd had so far! It wasn't going to turn us into millionaires, but it was a start to getting us out of debt. How hard could it be? My entire education had been about how to charm men to lure them into marrying me. Surely charming them to drink would be simpler. But there was still the problem of someone recognising me. Even if I wasn't doing anything immoral, just being seen in a gentlemen's club would be enough to get the gossips talking.
âDo you get many Creole men coming to the club?' I asked.
He looked surprised. âWhy do you ask that? This is New Orleans â we get everybody. Tourists, locals and yes, some Creole men too.'
I struggled between the hope of helping Maman and the fear that my plan could go belly up and ruin us all. I stared at my hands, not sure how to ask the question.
âYou see, Mr Perez . . . Rolando, I've kind of fallen on hard times. I don't want to be recognised.'
âOh, I see,' he said, pausing for a moment to think. âWell, recognise you someone might, but I doubt very much that they'd tell anyone they'd seen you here.'
âWhy's that?'
âWell, Ruby,' he shifted in his seat, âyou could say it's because of the entertainment.'
âThe entertainment?'
His slick smile returned. âWhy don't you start tonight, and then you can see for yourself.'
The terms exotic dancer, burlesque queen, peeler, bump-and-grinder or effeuilleuse meant nothing to me. If Rolando had come straight out and told me that the entertainment at the club was strippers, I would have been better prepared for Rocky Mountains' performance. When the statuesque blonde appeared on stage, I thought she was going to sing. After all, she was decked out in a gorgeous evening gown of flaming red satin beaded with crystals and edged with feathers. Diamantés glittered around her neck and in her platinum-coloured hair.
âWow!' I said to my male companion after I'd ordered him another glass of brandy. âShe's beautiful!'
âAlmost as lovely as you,' he replied.
I smiled demurely. Rolando had warned me not to ask customers too many personal questions, just to listen to them as if every word they said was the most enlightening or amazing thing I'd ever heard. I didn't know much about this gentleman, except with his grey hair and furrowed brow he looked like he might be some sort of politician. But he had a taste for fine St-Rémy brandy and that was all right by me.
After a few minutes of sashaying back and forth across the stage to the accompaniment of the jazz band and not a note sung, Rocky Mountains began to slowly remove her opera-length
gloves. First she clenched her pinky finger in her mouth and pulled the glove loose with her teeth, then continued with the other fingers until she had loosened the glove enough to peel it off and fling it off stage. She repeated the action with the other glove. The men in the audience cheered and applauded.
âI had no idea that taking off one's gloves was considered so entertaining,' I whispered to my companion.
He raised his eyebrows and looked highly amused. âRuby, you are funny! Next you'll be asking me why they call her Rocky Mountains!'
Rocky turned her back to the audience and, little by little, undid the zipper at the back of her dress before wiggling out of it to stand before us in only a beaded bra and a sheer skirt and panties. My jaw dropped. I thought she might be drunk or had lost her mind, and expected that Rolando would appear at any moment to pull her off stage. But nothing like that happened. Instead, every eye in the room remained on Rocky as she continued to disrobe one item at a time, until eventually all she wore were her high heels, a net bra with jewels covering her nipples, and rhinestone G-string panties.
âNow you can't expect me to take these off,' she said, winking at the audience. âI'd catch a cold.'
The lights dimmed, and when they came on again Rocky had vanished like a dream. The men stood up, wolf-whistled and clapped enthusiastically.
I stared at the stage, trying to take in what I had seen. A beautiful woman had removed items of clothing one by one in a roomful of men and for a few minutes it had seemed the most fascinating thing in the world. I was astounded, not disgusted. Rocky had been a vision of feminine magnificence. Although the men had whistled and cat-called, not one of them had dared to stand up and touch her or shout anything disrespectful.
My companion nudged me. âI think you need a drink more than me,' he said, indicating to the waiter to bring me a brandy.
âYou are right there,' I told him. âEau-de-vie is exactly what I need.'
The waiter arrived with my drink: a flat Coca-Cola. The beverages served to the hostesses were never the alcohol that the customer paid for. Still, I sipped the âbrandy' and smiled as if it were the real thing. I hadn't done too badly with my drinks commission on my first night.
Over the next month and a half, as I worked at the club and made enough money to keep Maman at the clinic and buy back some of our furniture, I watched a variety of strippers do their acts. The cheap, gimmicky ones made me cringe, but I was captivated by the classy ones. There was a star act named White Lily who was trained in ballet and did an elegant number about a girl getting ready for bed after an evening at the opera. Another dancer performed with doves that tugged at her clothes and helped her undress.
As Rolando had promised, he looked after me and all the other girls. The customers were usually well-behaved, and, to my relief, nobody showed up that I knew. The club was nice but it wasn't ritzy enough for the Creole social crowd. The men who came were mostly business executives and middle managers in town for conferences, and sometimes lonesome retirees. I didn't feel bad that I was encouraging them to spend big on drinks because they seemed to enjoy my company.
Some of the customers knew what the game was though. One man from New York insisted on tasting my drink to check it really was wine and not grape juice. âIf I'm paying for Mouton Rothschild, then Mouton Rothschild better be what you're drinking!' Luckily for me he was all talk and knew nothing about French wine. I was able to convince him by waxing lyrical about the âlayers of wild berries and anise flavours' that my grape juice was indeed claret.
Rolando was so impressed he gave me an extra five dollars for the night. âYou can spin a story, Ruby. That's for sure.'
I didn't realise that the strippers didn't like other women watching their acts and learned that lesson the hard way. One night, when I was leaving the club, a stripper named Buxom Maximus leaped out of a doorway at me brandishing the stem of a broken champagne glass. I jumped out of her reach in time to avoid her attack, but she moved menacingly towards me again.
âI'm going to teach you a lesson,' she screamed. âYou're trying to steal my act!'
Rolando and one of the club's bouncers saw what was happening and grabbed her in time to stop her slashing me.
âYou tell that B-girl to stop watching my act!' she squealed, wrestling with the men and pointing at me. âShe wants to steal something.'
âB-girl?' I repeated. I'd never heard the term.
âYeah,' she said, baring her teeth. âBar girl: just drinks, no talent.'
I bristled at her tone. Did this little hussy from some hick town think she was better than me? Infuriated, I went home and imitated her bumps and grinds in my bedroom mirror. How tacky, I thought. Then I remembered the better strippers I'd seen, and paraded around the room in various poses, batting my eyelids and taking ages to roll down my stockings.
I'd be better than Buxom Maximus any day
, I thought, admiring the sway of my hips in the mirror.
And I've got a better proportioned body. I don't look like I'm about to topple over.
At the end of April, I received a note from Maman telling me that she'd been moved from the clinic to a special convalescent home on the River Road that Doctor Emory had recommended. I wondered why nobody had consulted me first and went to visit her there straight away.
When I saw the grand driveway leading towards a Greek Revival mansion with mammoth fluted columns, I was dumbfounded. I could only imagine what it cost to stay there! Doctor Monfort had obviously not explained clearly enough to Doctor Emory that we were struggling for money. I'd barely been making the payments for the clinic as it was.
A nurse led me through to an entrance hall decorated with giltwood furniture and crystal chandeliers, then out into the garden. Maman was sitting near a pond bordered with roses and hydrangeas. Despite having had a lung removed, she looked better than she had in years. She had colour in her cheeks and her eyes sparkled when she smiled at me.
âRuby, darling! Isn't this the most wonderful place? I've met so many interesting people here. There's an opera singer from Boston and a scientist from Germany. I have a charming room that overlooks the avenue of oaks, and every afternoon a pianist comes to play Chopin and Rachmaninov and other wonderful composers. The library is magnificent too. I've started reading again.'
The garden was certainly beautiful with its green lawns and elegant fountains. It reminded me of our own plantation home where we'd spent summers before it was sold from under our feet to pay my father's debts. The memory of that sent a shiver down my spine.
I sat next to Maman and took her hand. The trembling she'd suffered for so long had vanished and she'd put on weight in a becoming way. Seeing her well after so many years of watching her deteriorate gave me my first inkling of hope. Maybe Maman would see her fiftieth birthday, after all.
I beamed a smile back at her. âMaman, I'm pleased to see you looking so vibrant.'
âI feel better than I have in years,' she said. âA nurse comes every morning to give me a massage, and another helps me take a walk around the garden every afternoon. It's so heavenly
beautiful here that I can't help but be happy. Isn't Uncle Rex so kind to have arranged for me to stay here for my recovery?'
The smile froze on my face and I turned away so Maman wouldn't read my expression. I hadn't heard a word from Uncle Rex since Mae had informed him of Maman's dire condition. But I let Maman believe that it was Uncle Rex who was paying for everything because she wouldn't have been able to bear the truth that I was working to keep everything together.