Stateline (16 page)

The early evening had given way to darkness by the time Conrad returned to the car. The fat man sat soaked in blood, his face pale and shaking. Conrad read through the man’s wallet and tossed it to Perdie. “He’s a sheriff all right, I guess,” Conrad said.

Louis Perdie squatted down on his haunches and lifted the man’s head by the hair. “You think because you’re a lawman you got the right to put those niggers on me?”

“You boys are in so deep, I can’t tell you. But it ain’t too late. If I die, you’ll fry in the chair at Angola.”

Perdie laughed. “Hey, Sheriff, when I was in school, I heard about what they did in medieval times, back when they had knights and castles. They’d tie ropes to some poor sucker’s arms and legs and tie each rope to a horse. Then the horses would take off. People used to bet on what would come off first, right arm, left leg, whatever. And then, when the man was just a stump but still alive, the knights would piss on his face. I always wondered about that.” The sheriff looked up, his face trembling, and saw a grinning Conrad Pace drop a coil of rope in his lap. “I’ll go fetch the horses, Louis,” he said. “You keep the sheriff company until I get back.”

T
he drapes were half open in the room at the Lazy 8. I looked in and saw Whitey, in a pair of stained gray sweatpants, lying on the bed next to the window, one hand scratching his ass cheek, the other holding a bong. I knocked on the window, startling him. He rolled off the bed and let me in.

“Good morning, boys,” I said. Brad was sitting on the other bed, drinking coffee and watching TV.

“Dude, dude, dude,” Whitey said.

“Dan, Osterlund’s freaking dead!” Brad said, jumping up and waving his arms around. “He was shot dead! And the cops think you did it!”

“I know, Brado. Relax, man,” I said. His yelling was making my head hurt. Their room looked like a garbage dump hit by a tornado. Taco Bell wrappers were strewn about the floor, along with Styrofoam cups, beer cans, clothes, and scattered newspapers. A large, dried tomato slice was stuck to the wall above the TV.

“What’s the matter, don’t you guys like tomatoes?” I said.

“Not that one,” Whitey said.

“Sorry this place smells like a bag of assholes,” Brad said. “Whitey got into the pintos and gassed me out all night.”

“Kinda makes you homesick, don’t it, Brad?” Whitey said, as his ass barked out a short cadence.

“I’m taking you off the beans,” Brad said, fanning his hand in front of his face.

“Boys, I need your help,” I said, moving away from Whitey. “I’ve been hired by the Bascoms to investigate Sylvester’s murder, and I suspect Osterlund’s murder is connected.”

“Whoa,” Whitey said.

“But what about Sven?” Brad said. “Did you…”

“What, did I have something to do with him getting killed?”

“No, I didn’t mean–”

“Relax, Brad, I never saw him after I left here. But I am curious why Osterlund had such an attitude. I need to ask you some questions. Maybe you can help me figure some stuff out.”

“Hell, yes, Dan, anything,” Brad said. “Um, does that mean you’re not going home today?”

“No, I’m gonna have to stay up here for the time being. Do you guys have any other way to get home?”

“We’ll figure something out.”

“It’s no biggie. We’ll take the shame train if we have to,” Whitey said.

“Try calling the casinos. You can get a bus from there.”

“Dan, the cops were already here this morning for about an hour. They woke us up at about six-thirty and grilled us about Sven. It’s like they think we’re involved. This one dick wanted to bust us for the bong.”

“Did they leave their cards?”

“Here,” Brad said, taking them from the nightstand. It was Raneswich and a Detective Paul Iverson.

“Yeah, one guy was pretty mellow,” Whitey said, “but the other cop was a Penisaurus Rex. He kept on threatening to take us to the station.”

“Sounds like a typical good-cop/bad-cop routine. What did the bad cop look like?” I walked through the trash to a folding chair.

“He was, like, stocky with a big round head.”

“How about the other one?” I asked, wondering why Raneswich visited me with a deputy instead of Detective Iverson.

“He almost looked like an albino. But at least he wasn’t being an asshole,” Brad said.

“Let’s go over everything that was said.”

“Okay,” Brad said, and I could see his body language change as he prepared to go into the story. Brad was a natural bullshitter. For as long as I’d known him, he habitually embellished and exaggerated everything. He stood tall, his hands poised like he was ready to play the piano.

“Whitey and me are sleepin’, and the cops are bangin’ on the door at freaking
six-thirty
. I’m like all, ‘Who the bone-smoke is it?’ So I get the door because The Cheeseball won’t get up, and it’s the cops, and they come in and start askin’ us all these questions about what we were doin’ last night. And we’re all, ‘Whoa, we didn’t do anything,
why are you here?
But we tell them what we were doin’, which was me, Whitey, and Sven had dinner at Taco Bore-hole.” He gestured at Whitey and added, “And that’s why this room smells like an un-flushed toilet. After that we went and drank some beers at Zeke’s Pit and watched the band for a while, and then we went over to Pistol Pete’s around midnight and sat and played some slots and keno and tried to milk as many free drinks as we could.” Brad paused and blew his nose and tossed the crumbled tissue over his shoulder.

“So, it’s getting pretty late, and actually me and Whitey wanted to leave for San Jose yesterday afternoon ’cause we’re both supposed to be working today, but Osterlund hadn’t gotten his truck yet. He was gonna pick it up today.”

“Why didn’t he pick it up yesterday?” I said, curious if Osterlund had told them he had to wait for his mother to wire him the money.

“Who the hell knows?” Whitey said. “I’ve known the guy for years, and he used to be pretty normal, but like every year he’d get a little more screwed up in the brain. It got to the point where being around him was pretty sketchy. He was doing a lot of coke, and there was some weird shit goin’ on with his mom and her psychic business. They used to be swimming in dough, but I think they lost some money in the stock market or something, I dunno.”

Brad nodded, then said, “Dan, by the way, that was pretty awesome the way you went after Sven. His lip was cut to hell and puffed up like a balloon.” He pulled his lower lip down to demonstrate.

“I guess he wanted to get into it,” I said. “Was he always like that?”

“Dude,” Whitey said, “ever since he got into the steroids and the kick-boxing thing, it’s like he went through life trying to prove he could kick anybody’s ass. It was getting pretty old.”

“Okay,” I said, “so you’re at Pistol Pete’s. Then what?”

“He disappeared,” Brad said. “I think he went to take a leak, and after about half an hour we start looking for him, and he’s nowhere. We spent a while searching around the casino, but we couldn’t find him, so we walked back here, and that’s it.”

“And that’s what you told the cops?”

“Yeah, and they kept on asking us if we saw him talking to anyone, or if there was anybody hanging around, and I finally said, ‘Look, go check with the freaking casino. They got all those guys watching everything from up in the ceilings, they got video cameras, all that shit. And then the guy tells us Sven was killed last night, like he has no respect for our feelings. He doesn’t give a shit our buddy’s dead, he’s here at six-fuckin’-thirty, giving us the business.”

“This is the round-headed cop, right?”

“Yeah, him. The other guy at least said something nice. What was it, Whitey?”

“‘I’m sorry your friend got killed,’ or ‘I’m sorry for your loss,’ or some phony shit like that,” Whitey said.

“At least he tried. That’s better than nothing,” Brad said. His eyes turned red and watery, and his voice sounded like it was ready to crack. “I’ll tell you, personally, I’m pretty damn sad about it. I’ve known Sven since before I could jerk off.”

“When was that, about two weeks ago?” Whitey said.

“Ah, blow me, Cheeseball. You got no feelings,” Brad said. “Why don’t you make yourself useful and load me a goddamn bong hit?”

“Brad, you told the cops about my fight with Osterlund, right?” I saw his body twitch, and his head looked like it was vibrating. He hesitated a long moment before answering.

“Yeah, I did.” He sounded like he was admitting to his wife he got the clap from a street whore.

“Don’t sweat it, Brado, it was the right thing to do. I got nothing to hide.”

“Did they come talk to you yet?”

“Yeah, they woke me up.”

“Is everything cool?”

“Sure, they’re just doing their job. Now, Osterlund didn’t say anything about taking off last night, maybe to meet a call girl or for any other reason?” Both Brad and Whitey shrugged and said no.

“What about Osterlund and Sylvester Bascom? I get the idea they hadn’t known each other for that long, and it seems kind of odd Osterlund would be in the wedding. What do you guys think about that?”

“I’ll tell you what,” Whitey said. “Sven always had money, and that was a big part of him. It’s like, if he was paying for the party, he could be a total prick and people would tolerate it. But I’m pretty sure he was running low on bucks. He’d never admit it or talk about it, but it was pretty obvious his mom was turning off the faucet.”

“Yup, definitely,” Brad said. “My opinion is he was hoping some of Bascom’s money would rub off on him one way or another.”

“Yeah, but why would Bascom want to be friends with
him?”
I said.

We were all silent for a moment.

“Maybe drugs?” Whitey said.

• • •

The visibility had dropped dramatically by the time I left the Lazy 8. Thick gunmetal-gray clouds hung low over the valley, covering the choppy lake and surrounding mountains in a dense winter haze. Light flurries were falling from the heavy sky, and the town seemed deserted and quiet, except for the eerie roar of the wind sweeping down off the peaks and across the lake.

I drove slowly down Highway 50, fighting to think clearly through my hangover, which was emerging through my drunken state like an unstoppable illness. I felt Brad and Whitey were telling me everything they knew, but none of it pointed me in any particular direction.

Horns blared, and I looked up to see myself rolling through a red light. I pulled into the local bank, opened a checking account with the $50,000-check from Bascom, then drove over to the King’s Head to pick up my credit card. The daytime bartender found it and I signed the slip for the tab, but I was in such a daze I couldn’t calculate the tip, so I told the bartender I’d trust him to do the math. I sat at the bar alone, drank two pints, then went to the head and threw up. On the way back to my hotel I picked up one of the free local papers, but when I got to my room my eyes wouldn’t focus, and I fell asleep.

It was midafternoon when I woke. I felt like dirt, but I’d be functional, whereas I’d have been useless without the sleep. The curtains were open and I could see the snow falling while I brewed a pot of coffee. I poured myself a cup, then sat down at the small table with the local phone book.

There were at least a dozen ads for escort services advertising dancers for bachelor parties and the like. Some had low-key names, like Top Shelf Entertainment or Hourglass Escorts, but others were more obvious in their marketing. Starting with the largest ads first, I began calling the numbers. SchoolGirl Playmates had a recording, and no one answered at Ecstasy Phase, but I did get an answer at Fantasies Unlimited. They claimed to have no record of sending anyone to the Crown Ambassador on Friday night.

I spent half an hour calling the remaining numbers and got nowhere. I was considering laying down again when my cell rang.

“Hey, what’s going on?” Edward Cutlip said.

“All sorts of shit. Have you talked to the police today?”

“No, I left them a message but haven’t heard back.”

“Sven Osterlund was murdered sometime last night. They found his body over toward the west shore of the lake, in Emerald Bay.”

“My god,” Edward exclaimed. “Do you…do you think his murder is connected in some way to Sylvester’s?”

“I’d say it’s likely.”

“Are there any suspects?”

“Osterlund was the primary suspect in Sylvester’s murder and also the best potential witness. I think he was killed for that reason; because he either witnessed Sylvester’s murder or at least knew who did it and why. I suspect he was involved in some sort of scheme with Sylvester, possibly involving drugs, probably cocaine or meth.”

“Drugs? Sylvester? He seemed to function well at work, I never saw him miss a day. I don’t think he was on drugs.”

“He didn’t necessarily have to be using. He may have been financing a dealing operation for Osterlund.”

“But Sylvester had it made! It would be sheer idiocy for him to get involved in something like that. He would have no reason.”

“That you know of,” I said. “Edward, I’d like you to get Sylvester’s bank records for the last twelve months. Whoever is executor of his estate has legal access. You can get copies of canceled checks too. We may find something.”

“Okay, I’ll work on it. It just seems crazy.”

“Look, everything I’ve learned about Osterlund points to him being a world-class asshole. Besides being a coke head and a steroid freak, he’d go around looking for fights to prove how tough he was. His truck was towed by the sheriff because he had a phony handicapped parking pass, and he also declared bankruptcy last month.”

“Jesus, what in the world was Sylvester doing hanging around him?”

“That’s what I’d like to know. Also, I need to know where the strippers at Sylvester’s bachelor party came from.”

“I can tell you that, I arranged it. The company is called Dancing Babes. Their office is in Stateline, up on Kingsbury Grade.”

“Thanks,” I said, mentally kicking myself for not calling Edward in the first place. “Hey, you know this detective on the case, Don Raneswich?”

“Yes, what about him?”

“He and I didn’t exactly hit it off. Don’t be surprised if he brings my name up.”