Authors: Chris Bunch; Allan Cole
"The Emperor's got nothin' on us," Jorgensen whistled.
Even Doc was gawking at Sten's find. They were standing in the main ballroom of what had once been a luxury passenger liner. It was from the earlier days of interstellar travel, when journeys took months, and competing liners boasted of the diversions they provided their well-heeled customers. There were staterooms, party rooms, and several other ballrooms like the one they were standing in, with glittering chandeliers and polished floors. In the perfect nonenvironment of Vulcan, everything was exactly as the Company had left it centuries earlier when the ship was used to provide quarters to Execs overseeing the construction of Vulcan. It had been bought from a belly-up corporation, bolted into place, and then abandoned as Vulcan grew.
Hundreds of meters up, near the ballroom ceiling, Frick and Frack wheeled about, squealing in delight at their regained freedom.
"Well," Ida said, "the bats like it, so I guess it's okay."
She wasn't quite so happy when Sten showed her the ship's computer and put her to work. "It's so clotting primitive," she said, "it belongs in a museum."
Sten had had enough diplomacy drilled into him by now to know when to keep his mouth shut. And by the time he left, she was huddled over the board, stroking it back to life, and beginning the task of patching them into Vulcan's central computer.
"As I see it," Doc said, "our first objective is recruitment."
He snuggled his tubby body back onto the chair, feet dangling. They were in the captain's quarters, wolfing down the Exec meal Ida had conjured out of the computer.
"Y'mean," Alex said, "Ah canna blow things oop yet?"
"Patience, Alex," Sten said. "We'll get to that soon."
He turned to Doc. "You can't just walk up to a Mig and wiggle your finger at him. He'll think you're a Company spy and run like hell."
Jorgensen burped, then tossed a couple of Peskagrapes over to Frick and Frack. "Feed me some input, I'll see what I can plow up."
Sten shook his head.
"No. We'll start with the Delinqs."
"From what you told us about them," Ida said, "they'll try to cut our throats."
"A suggestion?" Doc ventured.
Sten was surprised. Doc always stated facts. Never asked.
Then he realized that despite their briefings, Doc was still feeling his way through the intricacies of Vulcan.
"Shoot."
"No, no. You don't want to shoot them."
"I mean—Clot! Never mind. Go ahead."
"What we may need to do is establish a suprapeer figure. A hero for them to emulate."
"I don't get it."
"Of course you don't. Listen, and I'll explain…"
They didn't have to wait long to put Doc's plan into effect. Ida had patched into the Sociopatrol Headquarters' system, blue-boxed a monitor on it, then left orders for the ship computer to wake her at the appropriate time.
They had been nailed cold. All exits were sealed and the Sociopatrol was moving in reinforcements. It was a large Delinq gang armed with riot guns and obeying orders with almost military precision as the leader snapped out commands.
"You three, behind those crates. You and you, over there."
There was a loud crump as the Sociopatrol peeled the outer lock door. The leader looked around. It was the best she could do.
In a few minutes, they would all be dead. She took up position behind a stack of crates and waited.
Another, louder crump and the main door exploded inward in a shower of metal splinters. Screams from the wounded. The leader recovered, fired a burst at uniformed figures in the doorway. Ragged fire began behind her as the others started to fight back. Hopeless. The patrolmen advanced behind a huge metal shield.
A shout above them.
"Down!"
The leader looked as a slim figure dropped from a duct onto a mountain of crates. He was behind the advancing spearhead of Sociopatrolmen. She lifted her weapon. Almost fired. Again, there was a shout.
"Flatten."
She dropped as Sten sprayed the patrolmen with his willygun.
Mass confusion and hysteria began among the attackers. A few tried to fight back. Sten worked his willygun like a hose, spraying from left to right and then left again. And in a moment it was over and there were twenty dead Sociopatrolmen.
Sten jumped down and walked toward the Delinqs. They came out of hiding, dazed. Staring at Sten as he advanced. One boy took a cautious step forward.
"Who's your leader?" Sten asked.
"I am." A voice behind him.
He turned as the woman came from behind the stack of crates. And froze.
Bet.
She fell. And fell. And fell. Screaming for Sten. Every muscle tensed for the hurt. A child again in nightmare fall.
And then there was a softness. Like crashing into a soft pillow, but still falling. And the pillow stiffened, and she bit…bottom?
And was flung upward, tumbling over and over. Then falling again. Slower.
Until Bet found herself suspended in midair over a huge machine. A McLean gravlift that workmen used to hoist heavy equipment through the ducts.
Cautiously, she slid off the pillow and dropped to the floor.
She peered up into the darkness. Nothing. She shouted for Sten.
There were sounds above her, then a beam of light speared down. She threw herself to one side as patrolmen fired at her.
Came to her feet and sprinted away.
Bet stretched luxuriously on the bed. Nuzzled up to Sten.
"I never thought—"
He silenced her with a kiss. Drew her closer.
"What's to think? We're alive."
Ida paced back and forth, glaring now and then at the door to Sten's quarters. She was
very
angry. "That's just great," she snarled at Alex. "She bats her eyes and no more Mantis trooper.
Just another loverboy."
"Ye nae hae a sliver a' romance in yer bones, lass?"
Ida snorted but didn't even bother to answer.
"We all ken aboot Bet," Alex said.
"Sure," she snapped. "We all know each other's psych profile.
Just like I know you mourn for your mother's home-cooked haggis. But that don't mean I have to let your dear old momma join our team."
"Now, dinna be malignin' me mither. Had an arm a' her could stop a tank wi' one blow."
"You know what I mean."
"Ah do. An' y'be wrong. Wrong a' wee lil body cou' be."
"How so?"
"I'ye nae see it, whidny bother a' explain. Ah'll be havin' Sten do it f' me."
Ida snorted again, then grinned. "To hell with it Let's have a beer."
"We don't have a chance," Bet pleaded. "Let's just get out. Off Vulcan. Like we always dreamed."
Sten shook his head.
"I can't. And even if the others let me, I wouldn't. Thoresen—"
"Clot Thoresen!"
"Exactly what I plan to do."
Bet started to tell him that killing Thoresen—even if he could—wouldn't bring his family back. But that was obvious. She sighed. "How can I help?"
"You've been running that gang since I…left?"
Bet nodded.
"From what I saw, they're pretty good."
"Not as good as Oron's," she said. "But the best, now. We're armed and not running like Oron did."
"And you have the respect of the other Delinq gangs?"
"Yes."
"Good. I want you to set up a meeting."
"A meeting? What for?"
"Listen, and I'll tell you."
The Delinq chieftains eyed each other warily. Even with Bet's assurances, they were suspicious. The meeting could be a setup for the Sociopatrol—or a takeover.
About fifteen of them were spread around the huge table, muttering to each other and trying not to be impressed by the huge banquet or the luxurious dining room.
The meeting place was a new restaurant scheduled for opening in a day or two. The latest servant bots purred around the room offering the Delinqs delicacies reserved for Execs. Ida had found it after Sten had told her he wanted an impressive meeting place for the gang leaders, someplace that would show them just how powerful the Mantis team was. Ida had first patched into the personnel computer, and ordered all of the prospective restaurant employees to remain on their current jobs. The tap of a few more keys showed restaurant construction seriously delayed because of needed materials. And just to make sure, Sten had a few worker bots put a sign on the main entrance: DANGER. DO NOT ENTER. VACUUM CONDITIONS
BEYOND.
Bet was at the head of the table. Beside her sat Sten.
She put a hand up for attention and got it. "Look at us all,"
she said. "Look at the faces around this table."
Puzzled, they did.
"This is the first time the leaders of every gang have been in one room. Better yet, nobody's cut any throats."
True, some of them thought. But maybe not for long.
"Think about what that means. All of us together.
Representing a combined strength of maybe three hundred or four hundred Delinqs."
A stir.
"What's that get us?" a gang chief named Patris snarled.
"Normally," Bet said, "nothing. All of us against the Sociopatrol would mean just a little bit more splatter than usual.
Normally."
"So who's talkin' about goin' against the patrol?" asked a gang boss named Flynn.
Bet pointed at Sten. "He is."
The muttering became a loud grumbling.
"This is Sten. You've heard about him. He was with Oron."
Even louder grumblings.
"Sten's been offworld. Off Vulcan. And now he's come back to help us."
Stunned silence. But mostly because of the enormity of the lie.
"You all heard about what happened to my gang?" Bet said.
Nods all around.
"And you heard about what happened to the patrol clots that almost got us?"
Slow nods. Glimmers of what she was getting at. "Sten killed them," Bet said. "All of them. If he wasn't who he says he is, then how could that even be? How could I be here talking to you?"
"She's right," Patris noted. "My best runner saw them cleanin'
up the clottin' bodies."
Flynn sneered. "So he's a hero. Big deal. Now, what's he want with us?"
Sten rose. Instant hush.
"It's very simple," he said. "We're gonna take over Vulcan."
The effort to overthrow Vulcan began with a series of what Doc called "gray actions."
"We want to increase the discontent among the Migs," he said. "Then impress on them the vulnerability of the Company."
Doc thought the proposed gray-action incidents his best work yet. Jorgensen thought they were just plain dirty tricks, and what Alex called them was not repeatable, even in his brogue.
Only Ida was charmed. She saw infinite possibilities in enriching herself.
"That'll have to wait," Sten warned her.
"For what? I got this computer singin' any song I want."
"Then you found Bravo Project?"
Ida sighed. "Well, almost any song."
Doc glared at her.
"I'll start on the radio broadcasts," she grumped.
Even Doc was impressed with the device she worked out. It took up an entire stateroom aboard the old liner. Basically, it was just a simple radio broadcaster beefed up with enough power circuits to boost Vulcan out of orbit. She rigged it to a Mantis minicomputer and set it to monitoring the Company band that broadcast Mig news and entertainment.
"Flip this switch," she said, "and we're on their band.
Anything we say sounds like it's coming from their station."
"You mean like Thoresen does it with Xypacas?" Sten asked.
"A little more subtle than that," Doc broke in. "The idea is to make it
sound
like it's a Company-approved script."
Incomprehension registered on Sten's face. He waved them away in disgust. "Never mind," Doc said. "I'll work out what we're going to say. You just worry about your end."
* * *
Sten and Bet ambled past the factory. They strolled unhurriedly along like two Migs just off-shift and heading for a narcobeer. Several workers came out of the factory and stepped on the slideway beside them.
Sten nudged Bet with an elbow.
"Will you looka that," he said loudly. "That's Bearings Works Twenty-three, ain't it?"
"Yeah," Bet answered. "Sure is. I heard about that place."
Sten shook his head.
"Poor clots. I sure wouldn't wanta work there. Oh, well. Guess the Company's workin' on a cure."
A beefy Mig glared at them. "Cure? Cure for what?"
Sten and Bet casually turned toward him. "Oh, you work there?"
The Mig nodded.
"Sorry," Bet said. "Never mind."
The beefy Mig and his buddies pushed over to them. "Never mind what?"
Sten and Bet appeared a little nervous. "Say," Sten said. "Not so close, if you don't mind. No offense."
"What'sa matter with you? Waddya mean not so close? We got the crawlin' crud or somethin'?"
Bet tugged at Sten. "Let's get out of here. We don't want any trouble."
Sten started away, then stopped. "Somebody's gotta tell them," he said to Bet. He turned back to the puzzled Migs. "We work at the Mig Health Center."
"So?"
"So we been gettin' some real strange cases from that place."
He pointed at the factory the men just left.
"What kinda cases?"
"Not sure," Bet said. "Has somethin' to do with the lubricants you use."
The Migs stiffened. "What's wrong with 'em?" the beefy man asked.
"Can't tell. Seems to be some kind of virus. Hits only males."
"What's it do to them?"
Sten shrugged. "Let's just say, they ain't been havin' much of a sex life lately."
"And probably never will," Bet chimed in.
The Migs looked at each other.
Sten grabbed Bet by the arm and pulled her away. "Good luck, boys," he yelled back over his shoulder.
The Migs didn't even notice them leap over the barrier and hurry off down another slideway. They were too busy looking impotent.
Ida positively purred into the microphone. Doc sat beside her, checking his notes, making sure she made the right points in the right untrustworthy tone of voice.