Storms of Lazarus (Shadows of Asphodel, Book 2) (7 page)

“Did you sleep well?” Konstantin said.

Ardis nodded and hoped he couldn’t see her blush. She doubted Konstantin knew she had spent the night in Wendel’s cabin, though hopefully no crewmembers had rapped on her door in the morning before she woke.

Wendel sucked in his breath. “Is that really…?”

Ardis glanced at him. “Really what?”

“
Lebkuchen
.”

Wendel rubbed his hands together and dragged a plate of cookies closer. They looked rather like gingerbread. He handed one to Ardis. The cookie was shaped like a heart, frosted with a shiny white glaze that cracked under her teeth. Lebkuchen tasted sweetly spicy, like almonds, ginger, cinnamon, and orange.

“Delicious,” Ardis said.

Wendel looked wistfully at the cookie in his hand. “They remind me of Prussia.”

Konstantin folded his newspaper. “They aren’t Prussian,” he said. “They are Austrian. They came from Vienna.”

“Ah,” Wendel said.

Ardis cocked her head. “You come from Austria, don’t you, Konstantin?”

“Yes,” the archmage said. “Salzburg.”

Frowning, Konstantin sipped his coffee. Wendel bit a lebkuchen heart in half. Both of them looked secretly homesick.

“I have you both beat,” Ardis said.

Konstantin peered over his cup of coffee. “What do you mean?”

“I’m the farthest from home this Christmas,” she said. “San Francisco must be over five thousand miles from here.”

“You win.” Wendel twisted his mouth. “Congratulations.”

“Did you eat Chinese cookies at home, Ardis?” Konstantin said.

She knew he was trying to be polite, but his curiosity made her blush.

“Fortune cookies,” she said.

Konstantin nodded, squinting. “A cookie for luck, then?”

“Not quite.” She hesitated. “When you break open the cookie, you find a little piece of paper with your future written on it.”

Ardis didn’t believe in fortunetelling, so she looked him in the eye.

“They aren’t actually Chinese,” she said. “Someone invented them in San Francisco.”

“But they remind you of home,” Konstantin said.

“Yes.”

Ardis helped herself to a slice of pumpernickel and slathered it with plum jam. She bit the bread and chewed for a moment.

“Not that I’m dying to go home,” she said.

“Agreed,” Wendel said.

“Speak for yourselves,” Konstantin said. “Salzburg is a lovely place.”

Wendel arched an eyebrow. “Why not take a slight detour, archmage? Salzburg must be better than flying to the front lines.”

Konstantin glanced heavenward as if both tempted and exasperated.

“I would love to go home,” he said, “but I’m too busy saving yours.”

Wendel shrugged. “Prussia has an army.”

Konstantin glared at him. “And so does Russia. Theirs is bigger.”

“Ours is better.”

“So I should ignore the wireless telegram that came this morning?”

Wendel waited for the archmage to tell him what the telegram said, but Konstantin sipped his coffee and looked at him coolly.

Ardis broke the silence. “What did it say?”

“The Russians are marching on Königsberg,” Konstantin said.

“Königsberg?” Wendel straightened, his fork in his fist. “No one loots that castle except me. It’s my birthright, damn it.”

Ardis sighed. She didn’t know why Wendel insisted on acting like such a bastard around the archmage, when she knew Wendel cared about saving his home and his family. Would it kill him to admit he had a heart?

“Your uncle isn’t too happy about that, either,” Konstantin said to Wendel.

“Uncle?” Ardis said.

“Wilhelm.” Konstantin paused. “King of Prussia, Emperor of Germany.”

Ardis’s jaw dropped. “How far from the throne were you, Wendel?”

Wendel brushed aside her comment. “Never close enough to count.” He looked Konstantin in the eye. “Archmage, I hope you have an excellent plan for our arrival in Prussia. One that involves undead Russians.”

Konstantin smiled a secret smile. “Perhaps I will tell you more about my plans.”

On the window of the starboard promenade deck, there was a
rap-rap-rap
. Konstantin frowned, puzzled, and Wendel looked at him as if the noise were his fault. Ardis, however, pushed her chair from the table and stood. When she walked to the promenade deck, she leaned over and peered out the window.

A raven perched outside on the railing. It pecked on the window.

“Wendel?” Ardis said. “You won’t believe this.”

The raven shuffled along the railing, its claws knocking down small puffs of snow.

Wendel looked out the window. “My God.” He laughed. “He’s a persistent little devil.”

He fiddled with a latch and slid the window open. The raven eyed his hand as if he might be hiding food. Wendel tried to pet the raven, but it hopped away and croaked at him, rustling the glossy feathers at its throat.

“For heaven’s sake,” Konstantin said. “Close the window!”

“Can I keep him?” Wendel said, smirking.

“No.” Konstantin tossed aside his napkin. “Just no.”

Wendel ignored him and offered a crumb of lebkuchen to the raven. The bird flew into the zeppelin and landed on the back of a wicker chair. Wendel tossed the bird the crumb, and it caught it, blinking as it swallowed.

Konstantin climbed to his feet. “Get that bird out of here!”

“I’m naming him Krampus,” Wendel said.

“Him?” Ardis said. “How do you even know it’s a him?”

Wendel shrugged. “You know, it’s been far too long since I’ve had a pet. Krampus will have to be my Christmas present.”

With another crumb, Wendel coaxed the raven to hop onto his wrist.

“Krampus likes me,” Wendel said. “See? He knows I’m a good necromancer.”

“That’s a little creepy,” Ardis muttered.

Konstantin let out a sighing growl. He slid the window shut himself, then raked his fingers through his already wild curls.

“If that bird dirties this zeppelin,” Konstantin said, “I will hold
you
responsible.”

Wendel smiled. “I don’t think he’s housebroken,” he said cheerfully.

Konstantin sucked in his breath, but he was interrupted by the arrival of Himmel. The captain held a bottle of crystal clear liquor in his hand. He saluted Konstantin, then glanced at the raven and raised his eyebrows.

“Who brought the raven?” Himmel said.

“No one,” Konstantin said. “It must have followed us here.”

“Doubtful, sir.” Himmel shrugged. “At this altitude, the
Wanderfalke
flies about twice as fast as a raven. So it must be a stowaway.”

Konstantin rubbed his beard. “I hadn’t taken the raven’s speed into account.”

Perched on Wendel’s wrist, Krampus croaked and cocked his head. Wendel stroked the raven’s scaly foot until he bit him. Wendel flinched and inspected his thumb, though it looked like nothing more than a playful nip.

“Never mind the bird.” Himmel lifted the bottle. “I wanted to invite you for a drink.”

“Oh?” Konstantin said, clearly still distracted by the raven.

“Apricot schnapps. I saved a bottle for Christmas.”

Ardis eyed the bottle. She liked the sound of schnapps in the morning. But Konstantin kept frowning at Krampus.

“If the invitation isn’t exclusive,” Ardis said, “I would love a shot or two.”

Himmel dipped his head. “Please, join us.”

“And I can take the archmage’s drink,” Wendel said.

Konstantin blinked. “No, you won’t. Himmel, I hope you have enough for four.”

Himmel had a husky laugh. “Don’t worry, this schnapps will knock you on your ass. Pardon my language. I’m off duty.”

“Don’t mind me,” Ardis said.

Himmel smiled. “My quarters?”

Konstantin nodded. His cheeks looked pink, and Ardis wondered why he was blushing.

Wendel glanced around the room. “What’s that noise?”

Ardis heard buzzing drone by her ear. She spotted a wasp flying overhead. It landed on the table, its antennae twitching, and scuttled over to her abandoned plate. It chewed on a crumb, tasting what she had tasted.

“You let a wasp in through the window,” Ardis said.

The wasp buzzed to her and landed on her arm. She held her breath. Ordinarily, wasps wouldn’t attack unless provoked.

But this was no ordinary wasp.

The wasp’s legs clicked with tiny mechanical joints. It reshuffled its wings, fashioned of silk and wire, over its enameled exoskeleton. Mesmerized, Ardis lifted her arm to her face to scrutinize the artificial insect.

“It’s a clockwork wasp!” she said.

With a flickering of its antennae, the clockwork wasp dipped its abdomen and plunged its stinger into Ardis’s skin. She swore at the piercing pain and swatted at the wasp, but it zoomed away before she could smash it.

“Allow me to kill it,” Wendel said.

“Don’t kill it!” Konstantin said. “Catch it.”

Wendel curled his lip. “Why?”

“So I can inspect it.”

“Oh, obviously.”

The wasp circled them in drunken figure eights, then landed on the table again. Wendel snatched an empty glass and clanked it over the wasp. Unbalanced, Krampus leapt from Wendel’s wrist and flew to a chair with a croak. The clockwork wasp scuttled against the glass, the clink of its tiny feet audible.

“Are you all right, Ardis?” Wendel said.

Ardis winced and rubbed her arm. Pain burned from the sting.

“One little wasp sting won’t kill me,” she said.

Wendel’s eyebrows angled into a frown. “Unless, of course, the poison is fatal.”

“Are you that paranoid?”

“Not for an assassin. If I were the Russians, my clockwork wasps would be deadly.”

Himmel stroked his mustache. “We do have a doctor on board.”

“I’m fine.” Ardis sighed. “If I feel worse, I’ll go.”

Wendel glowered at her. “It could be a slow-acting poison. It—”

She silenced him with a look.

Konstantin knelt by the table and peered at the wasp. He tapped the glass, and the wasp buzzed its wings furiously.

“What a marvelous piece of clockwork!” he said.

“Archmage,” Wendel said. “Watch out.”

“I’m not letting it out,” Konstantin said. “I’m perfectly safe.”

“No, watch out!”

Another clockwork wasp swooped from the ceiling and landed on Konstantin’s back. Himmel smacked the wasp and knocked it onto the table, then crushed it beneath the bottle of schnapps. He peeked beneath the bottle. The wasp twitched, and Himmel smashed it again until he pulverized it into pieces of metal.

“Still think it’s marvelous, archmage?” Wendel said.

Konstantin pursed his lips. “The clockwork is incredibly intricate. Archaic, but intricate.” He peered at the trapped wasp. “With that level of sophistication, this wasp could only have come from the House of Fabergé.”

Wendel cocked his head. “Why does Fabergé sound familiar?”

“The House of Fabergé is famous for jewelry and decorative technomancy. Tsar Nicholas himself has commissioned pieces.”

“The Russians,” Himmel said grimly.

“Consider me unimpressed,” Wendel said. “Wasps?”

Himmel looked at the necromancer as if unimpressed by his arrogance.

“These wasps found us at an altitude of two hundred meters,” the captain said.

Ardis agreed with Himmel. Clockwork wasps from Russia couldn’t be a good omen.

“Scouts?” she said.

“Likely,” Himmel said.

Wendel stepped toward the table. “Allow me to kill the second one.”

Konstantin gripped the glass over the trapped wasp.

“No,” he said. “Bring me a container so I can save it for future study. I would like to take it to my laboratory in Prussia.”

Himmel sighed. “Yes, sir.”

The captain left the dining room.

Ardis stared at her arm. The wasp’s sting had swollen into a red bump as big as a penny, but the pain had faded to itching.

“Sorry, Konstantin,” she said, “but I’m smashing anything else I see.”

“I only want this one specimen,” Konstantin said.

Himmel returned with a jar that still had a sauerkraut label on it. He handed it to Konstantin, who slid the glass to the edge of the table and knocked the wasp into the jar. Konstantin clapped the lid on and screwed it shut as tight as it would go. The wasp buzzed and pinged off the inside of the jar.

“Satisfied?” Himmel said.

Konstantin completely missed the sarcastic quirk of Himmel’s eyebrows.

“Yes,” he said, “for now.”

Himmel lifted the bottle of schnapps. “I really could use that drink.”

“Me, too,” Ardis said.

Konstantin cradled the jar with the wasp. Awfully close for comfort, in Ardis’s opinion, but then again the archmage did love technomancy.

“Falkenrath?” Himmel said. “Will you be joining us for schnapps?”

Blushing, Konstantin nodded. “If the invitation still stands.”

Himmel smiled. “It does.”

“Sans wasp,” Wendel muttered.

Krampus hopped onto the table, stared at the smashed wasp, and pecked at the pieces until Wendel shooed him away.

“No,” Wendel said sternly. “Don’t choke on clockwork and die.”

Krampus looked at him with one eye and blinked.

Nobody but Konstantin wanted the wasp, so they detoured to his cabin, where he stashed the sauerkraut jar. They descended the staircase to the lower deck and followed Himmel to his quarters. The captain’s cabin was more spacious than the cabins on the upper deck, with enough room for a couch and chairs in the corner.

“Please, have a seat,” Himmel said.

Konstantin settled on a chair and crossed his legs. Ardis leaned back on the couch, and Wendel sat next to her. She rubbed the bump on her arm, which was still a bit itchy, and resisted the temptation to use her fingernails.

“Krampus,” Wendel said. “Krampus, stop.”

The raven perched on his shoulder, nibbling his hair.

Ardis smiled. “He’s preening you.”

“Do you think he’s an orphan raven?” Wendel said.

“Probably.”

Krampus hopped onto the arm of the couch, where he started smoothing his wing feathers with his beak. Wendel smoothed his hair, which the raven had disheveled, and Ardis hid her smile behind her hand.

“Here you go,” Himmel said.