“Right.” I wink. “Now onto the next chapter of my life.”
“Which is what?” Steam starts to fill the bathroom so I walk her over to the tub and help her in and follow behind.
Watching water fall over her curvaceous body, I say, “Finally starting that swim camp for children, and I plan on spending a lot of time lounging out on my deck with you right next to me.”
“Are you going to turn flabby on me?” she asks, running her fingers along my abs.
“Never. Got to keep up the good looks so you don’t leave me.”
Smiling softly, she stands on her toes and kisses my cheek. “Your looks might have gotten me interested, but it’s your heart that will keep me around.”
Well, fuck me. I’m the luckiest son of a bitch ever.
“I love you, Paisley.” Not letting her respond, I move us both under the water and let my lips work her body, from her mouth, to her neck, and to her breasts.
I might have finally won a gold medal but it would mean nothing without this girl in my life, without her intuitive eyes splitting me in half and her beautiful heart sewing me back together.
**PAISLEY**
“Wheat Thins? Wheat Thins??” Bellini shouts through the phone as Reese pulls on my hand, dragging me to the back of his pool . . . oh I mean, our pool. He moved me into his house a week after we said, “I love you.” He wasn’t liking Jonathan’s inability to put pants on. “Do you think I’m some kind of parrot who sits on an evil sorcerer’s shoulder? I don’t eat Wheat Thins!”
It’s the daily call from Bellini. Actually, daily is an understatement. She likes to call multiple times a day to complain about something. Today it’s the food her new assistant has put in her cabinet.
“I don’t eat food, Mauve.” Yeah, she refuses to call me Paisley. It’s fine. Mauve has kind of grown on me. “I demand two things, Tic Tacs and my venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot with only seven cubes of ice. Is that too hard to fulfill?”
I sigh while Reese looks at me with those big hazel eyes of his, begging me to hang up the phone. “Bellini, there is a giant box in your hall closet full of orange Tic Tacs and, Biscuit,” yes, her assistant’s new name is Biscuit, aka, Beatrice, “she’s been given a Starbucks card and knows of all locations around her. You will have your preferred food. The Wheat Thins are for those who have to be at your house for long production hours.”
“They can starve,” she shoots back.
Knowing exactly how to handle the situation, I say, “Now, Bellini, what would Pope Francis think of a comment like that?”
Yup, that’s the kind of action I’ve taken with her. She thinks her dog it the epitome of humankind, then I will use that to my advantage.
“He would agree,” she answers quietly.
“Are you lying right in front of Pope Francis?” I chastise.
Dramatically sighing, she says, “Fine, he would not agree with making people starve.”
“Good, so let’s forget about the Wheat Thins and get a good night’s rest. You have a big day of filming tomorrow. Melon will be at your place early in the morning for hair and makeup.”
“And my drink?” she almost asks frantically.
“Biscuit will be sure to be there when you wake up. Please be sure to have Pocket stay away from her, the heavy breathing has gotten a little out of control.”
“She’s seeing a specialist about it. I think I’m going to stick her in rehab.”
I don’t even want to get into the weird relationship between Bellini and Pocket. I just have to warn Bellini about Pocket and her heavy breathing while around everyone else . . . it’s freaking them out.
“Do what you have to do. I will see you tomorrow.”
“Are you hurrying me off the phone?”
“Yes, I am,” I say without skipping a beat. “Have a good night.” I click “end” and then turn off my phone. Tossing it to the side, I turn toward Reese, who has a picnic laid out under the stars for us.
His smile is devastating as I walk toward him, my thin white cover-up blowing in the breeze. Underneath, I’m wearing a very miniscule bikini that barely covers anything. I know it’s doing the trick when Reese’s eyes scan my body and heat with fire.
“You’re trying to kill me before we even have dinner, aren’t you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I smile and then toss my cover-up to the side, revealing my swimsuit . . . if that’s what you want to call it.
His hand rubs his jaw as he takes me in. His beard is a little fuller than normal and his hair is a little longer, curling at the ends and framing his face. He said he wouldn’t let himself go, which he hasn’t. We actually go to CrossFit together where he shows off and I try to keep up with him. But his hair is a different story. There is even a light splattering of hair caressing his chest. It’s minimal and short . . . and sexy as hell. Thirty-two looks seriously good on him.
“Sit,” he demands as he takes off his shirt, revealing that perfectly defined chest and . . .
I start laughing hysterically and roll my eyes. “Are you ever going to take that thing off?”
Around his neck is his gold medal. Whenever we are in the house, he wears it, showing it off to me every chance he gets.
“I have sixteen years to make up for, I’m going to wear it a long time.”
“You’re so ridiculous.”
“Oh yeah?” He quirks an eyebrow at me. “Then I guess you don’t want this present?” He pulls a little box out from under a blanket that is lying next to the food.
Like a giddy little girl, I reach out my hands to him. “You’re not ridiculous. You’re perfect in every way.”
“And . . .”
“And the most attractive man I’ve ever met.”
“And . . .”
I roll my eyes. “And your dick is the best dick I’ve ever had inside me.”
“And . . .”
I think about it. “And I love you.”
He smiles and pecks me on the cheek. “Good answer.” Handing me the gift, he nods at the little folded card on top. “Read it.”
I open it and read the card out loud. “To my baby. Love, Clyde.”
A snort comes out of me from reading my fake boyfriend’s name written in Reese’s chicken scratch.
“I miss being Clyde,” he says in remembrance.
Not even engaging in the conversation, I tear open the box and pull out a small recorder. “What’s this?” I ask, confused.
Wanting to be closer, he pulls me onto his lap, wraps his arms around my body, and rests his chin on my shoulder while he presses play.
“Hi, baby girl. It’s Mom and Dad. We had a special visitor stop by a little bit ago who told us all about your life in Hollywood.” Tears immediately start to fall from my cheeks from hearing my parents’ voices. “We, uh . . . we’re sorry we’ve been so pig-headed over your life adventures. We just didn’t want to lose you, but we lost you anyway from not supporting you. We want to tell you how proud of you we are and how we can’t wait to see you.” My dad’s voice comes through. “We love you.” And then in the background you can hear Gramps say, “I told them they were being idiots.” I laugh at that and then the recording is done.
Reese kisses my cheek and says into my ear, “They are coming up next weekend. I hope that’s okay.”
I turn on his lap and face him. I kiss him feverishly, pushing him down on his back. “Is more than okay,” I say, in between moving my mouth over his. “I can’t believe you did that.”
“Anything for my baby,” he replies.
When I walked on set to be the assistant to the biggest reality star bitch on the planet, I never thought I would be leaving with the most gorgeous, kind, and caring man I’ve ever met. It’s funny how things work out. When one door is closed, there is actually an entire other side of the house waiting for you to explore. Lucky for me, Reese King was on the other side.
**THE END**
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Prologue
“Marley, put the axe down and step away from the flannels,” Porter says, hands extended, as if he wants to help.
“You’re not in a good frame of mind. This is not who you are. You’re not an axe wielding psychopath looking to make a pile of long sleeved cotton into your very own plaid colored mulch,” Paul tries to convince me.
“Buttons, please put the axe down. We can talk about whatever is bothering you. Please don’t chop up Daddy’s Americana flannel shirt.”
Let’s pause for a second; do you see those three men standing to the side, fear in their eyes, sweat at their temples, with their hands clutched at their waists and their asses tight enough to pop open a bottle of beer?
Yeah, those three, they’re the reason why I’m foaming at the mouth, gripping an axe three sizes too big for my body with my heels dug deep into the wet and muddy ground.
That’s me, Marley McMann, the brunette in the “rustic” orange bridesmaid dress with a bouquet sticking out of my hair and a pile of multi-colored poly-blend barf rags resting in front of me, waiting to be minced into my very own personal hamster shit shavings.
I’m not usually threatening to slice the buttons off of men’s clothing with a lead shiv big enough to cut down a knotty vagina-looking sycamore tree. But I’ve had my limit.
There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan. You know what I’m talking about.
The crazy.
Don’t try to act like you don’t have it; every woman does.
Let me paint you a picture. It’s that time of the month; its shark week, as some may say. The civil war is being reenacted by your ovaries and death is scatted over your fallopian tubes. You’re crippled over in pain on your couch, half a Snickers bar hanging out of your mouth, a heating pad pressed against your innards, and a blanket wrapped around you as if you’re a cocktail wiener in a Pillsbury croissant. The Hallmark Channel is airing that Mario Lopez movie you’ve been dying to see and not because the plot looks good, but because you want to reminisce on your
Saved by the Bell
days. Mario is the only thing getting you through this time of need, that and the chocolate drool slowly dripping into the back of your throat.
You’re content, minus the battlefield in your uterus, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the mister in your life flops on the couch, causing a ripple within your cocoon. Your heating pad shifts and your Snickers bar falls to the ground, a travesty in itself. The swoon-worthy shot of Mario with his shirt off gets rudely switched to some stupid sporting game just as the mister lifts his ass in your direction and blasts two large farts.
Can you feel the monster start to awaken?
You try to remain calm; you tell yourself it’s going to be alright, you’re life isn’t spiraling out of control into the depths of hell…until one simple crack of his knuckles rings through the room.
One single pop.
You lose it. Your eyelids flip inside out, fire shoots out of your vagina, and your toenails grow to exponential pterodactyl lengths. You’re at his throat, scratching his jugular with your toes until you’re satisfied enough with the human carnage you’ve turned him into.