Tales From Development Hell (48 page)

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Authors: David Hughes

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TOMB RAIDER CHRONICLES

Page 205
:
“We should have made a better movie...” Lloyd Levin, quoted in ‘Angelina Jolie is One Tough Mother’ by Benjamin Svetkey, Entertainment Weekly, 18 July 2003.
Page 207
:
“Mr Lawrence Gordon and Mr Lloyd Levin...” is from a press release announcing the Tomb Raider film, circa 1998. “We are thrilled by the possibilities...” John Goldwyn, ibid.
Page 209
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“I’m sorry to report that the content...”; “it seems like a mix of Predator-style chase set-pieces...” are from ‘Tomb Raider Script Review’ by ‘Agent 4125’, Ain’t It Cool News (
www.aintitcool.com
), 1 October 1998.
Page 211
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“I’d love to give you the whole story...” Brent V. Friedman, quoted in ‘Tomb with a View’ by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001. “I was hired in September 1998...” and all other Steven de Souza quotes, AI.
Page 212
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“Several scribes took a shot...” is from ‘Herek Digs Par’s Tomb’, uncredited, Variety, 11 April 1999. “Thankfully, de Souza’s Tomb Raider...”; “Overall, this is an excellent script...” ‘Necros,’ quoted on Coming Attractions (
www.corona.bc.ca
). “We hadn’t gotte...” Levin, quoted in ‘Tomb with a View’ by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001.
Page 213
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“[The producers] said, ‘The situation is this...” John Zinman, quoted in ‘Tomb Raider’ by David Goldsmith, Creative Screenwriting, July/August 2001. “Scene for scene, beat for beat...”;
Page 214
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“a lot of puzzle solving...” Patrick Massett, ibid. “The challenge is to create a story...” Zinman, ibid. “hailed as heroes” Zinman, quoted in “Tomb with a View” by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001. “The script opens in Macedonia...”; “a wonderful contradiction...”; “You’re not asking much...” Darwin Mayflower, quoted on Screenwriters Utopia (
www.screenwritersutopia.com
).
Page 216
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“The old drafts had a lot of Mary Poppins...”; “Every time it came up I thought...” Simon West, quoted in ‘Tomb with a View’ by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001.
Page 217
:
“[One of them] had scenes with people visiting the Queen...” West, quoted in Dreamwatch, circa 2001. “The plot, briefly, involves adventuress/magazine editor...” is from a report on Coming Attractions (
www.corona.bc.ca
)
Page 218
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“From a creative point of view...” Levin, quoted in ‘Tomb with a View’ by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001. “When we met with Simon his idea was...” Zinman, quoted in ‘Tomb Raider’ by David Goldsmith, Creative Screenwriting, July/August 2001.
Page 219
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“James Bond of archaeology...” West, quoted in Entertainment Weekly, 2 March 2000. “It was always Angelina...” West, quoted in ‘Not Just a Pretty Face... Balls of Brass Too’ by Mark Dinning Empire, August 2001.
Page 220
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“At first I thought Tomb Raider was a really bad idea...”; “It’s taken us a long time to figure out...” Angelina Jolie, ibid. “It was always our intention for Lara...” Massett, quoted in ‘Tomb Raider’ by David Goldsmith, Creative Screenwriting, July/August 2001. “This script is first and foremost about Lara...”; “nimble wit...”; “I was surprised by how much...”; “The choices faced...” ‘Moriarty’, quoted on Ain’t It Cool News (
www.aintitcool.com
).
Page 221
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“Originally, I wrote the idea to be in China...” West, quoted in interview for Paramount press materials for Lara Croft Tomb Raider.
Page 222
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“We wrote a script that was just huge...” Zinman, quoted in ‘Tomb Raider’ by David Goldsmith, Creative Screenwriting, July/August 2001. “Long, long ago, a meteor crashed to Earth...”; “The High Priest knew that this power...” is dialogue cut from Lara Croft Tomb Raider.
Page 223
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“Burglars escaped with a rucksack...” is from a report in The Sunday Express, 8 October 2000. “I was in bed at home...” West, quoted ibid.
Page 224
:
“psychologist specialising in stress management” reported in ‘Tomb with a View’ by Christine Spines, Premiere, July 2001. “I’ve learned that” West, quoted in ibid. “The only way I could write so much music...” Graeme Revell, quoted in Dreamwatch, June 2001.
Page 225
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“The first one did not have a strong story...” Levin, quoted in ‘Angelina Jolie is One Tough Mother’ by Benjamin Svetkey, Entertainment Weekly, 18 July 2003.
Page 227
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“The only thing that we can attribute it to...” Wayne Lewellen, quoted in ‘Lara Plays the Blame Game’, uncredited, Dreamwatch. October 2003. “If Paramount had spent a few bucks...” is from ‘Summer Winners and Losers’ by various, Entertainment Weekly, circa September 2003. “Mark and Hawk’s sensibilities...” Graham King, quoted in a press release dated 5 May 2011. “We are thrilled...” Fergus and Ostby, ibid.

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING FILM

Page 229
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“Jim called me up...” Roland Emmerich, quoted in ‘Emmerich On Fantastic Voyage’, uncredited,
EmpireOnline.com
, 25 September 2007.
Page 230
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“I followed the plot line...” quoted in I, Asimov by Isaac Asimov, New York: Doubleday, 1994. “involved two vessels”;
Page 231
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“wrote a novel” ibid. “A motion picture may...” quoted in the introduction to Fantastic Voyage II: Destination Brain by Isaac Asimov, New York: Doubleday, 1987. “When I was a kid...” and all other Dean Devlin quotes, AI.
Page 232
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“Dean Devlin asked us...” and all other Glen Morgan quotes, AI.
Page 233
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“The molecular construction...” is from the Fantastic Voyage screenplay dated 12 June 1997.
Page 235
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“My draft was well received...” and all other Tab Murphy quotes, AI.
Page 236
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“I remembered the film...” and all other Kevin J. Anderson quotes, AI. “I was attached to this project...”;
Page 237
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“I said, ‘Why have you...’” Emmerich, quoted in ‘Emmerich On Fantastic Voyage’, uncredited,
EmpireOnline.com
, 25 September 2007. “We’ve been working on a script...” James Cameron, quoted in ‘James Cameron on Avatar Sequels, Fantastic Voyage and Battle Angel’ by Steve ‘Frosty’ Weintraub,
Collider.com
, 11 December 2009.

TALES FROM THE SCRIPT

Page 245
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“Paul’s version was very cerebral...” Jim Robinson, quoted in ‘Exorcise Plan’ by Missy Schwartz, Entertainment Weekly Summer Movie Double ’05. All other quotes recalled from bitter, bitter experience.

INDEX OF PEOPLE & PROJECTS

A
  |  
B
  |  
C
  |  
D
  |  
E
F
  |  
G
  |  
H
  |  
I
  |  
J
K
  |  
L
  |  
M
  |  
N
  |  
O
P
  |  
R
  |  
S
  |  
T
  |  
U
V
  |  
W
  |  
Y
  |  
Z

A

Abrams, J.J.
200-201

Ackerman, Forrest J.
50-52

Adams, Douglas
9

Affleck, Ben
197

After the Gods
242

Airborne
239
,
248-250
,
252-253

Alexander, Scott
142

Allen, Karen
103

Anderson, Kevin J.
236

Angelou, Maya
180

Aronofsky, Darren
187
,
193-196
,
198
,
240
,
248

Asimov, Isaac
230-231
,
233
,
236

Attanasio, Paul
177-179
,
218

Avary, Roger
150-154
,
159-160
,
162

Aviator, The
11
,
135
,
144
,
145

B

Babyak, Beth
244
,
247

Baird, Stuart
224

Baker, Rick
36
,
44
,
127

Bakshi, Ralph
57-59

Bale, Christian
200

Balk, Fairuza
160

Basile, Pier Luigi
65

Basinger, Kim
126
,
190

Batchler, Janet Scott
15-29

Batchler, Lee
15-29

Batman
11
,
187-190
,
199
,
203

Batman & Robin
191-192
,
203

Batman Begins
202
(footnote)

Batman Beyond,
aka
Batman of the Future
197-198

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
197

Batman
5
191-192

Batman Forever
191

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
197

Batman Returns
190-191

Batman: The Animated Series
197

Batman vs Superman
198-202

Batman: Year One
193
,
198
,
200-202

Batman: Year Zero
202

Baumgarten, Craig
35-37

Bay, Michael
42

Beagle, Peter S.
58

Beatty, Warren
137
,
142

Belushi, James
126

Berdinka, Jesse
77
,
81
,
84

Beresford, Bruce
66-67
,
71

Berman, Bruce
19
,
21

Bernal, Bill
52

Bigel, Daniel
242
,
244

Bixby, Jerome aka Jay Lewis Bixby
230

Boam, Jeffrey
90-91
,
94
,
96-97

Bonham Carter, Helena
46

Boorman, John
49
,
54-57
,
60

Boulle, Pierre
31-34
,
41

Braga, Brannon
218

Brassel, Bob
200

Brodie, Kevin
25-26

Brolin, James
32

Broyles Jr., William
42-44
,
46

Bruckheimer, Jerry
118

Bullock, Sandra
89-90

Burnett, Alan
197

Burton, Tim
11
,
31
,
35
,
43-46
,
188-190
,
196
,
198
,
203

C

Cage, Nicolas
138-140
,
142

Cameron, James
41-42
,
229
,
236-238

Capshaw, Kate
101
,
103
,
105
(footnote)

Carrey, Jim
144

Catwoman
201-202

Chambers, John
32-33

Channing-Williams, Simon
206

Charno, Sara B. See
Sara B. Cooper

Chernin, Peter
40
,
182

Cirulnick, Matt
76-77
,
81-85

Climan, Sandy
143

Clooney, George
191-192
,
198

Cobb, Ron
50

Colleary, Michael
214-215
,
218
,
22
3

Columbus, Chris
41
,
93-94

Conkling, Chris
58

Connelly, Jennifer
116

Connery, Sean
20-21
,
101
,
103

Contagion,
186

Coolis, Orin
149

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