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Authors: Tara Sivec
Tattoos and TaTas (Chocoholics #2.5)
Tattoos and TaTas
Copyright © 2014 Tara Sivec
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This is a work of adult fiction. The author does not endorse or condone any of the behavior enclosed within. The subject matter is not appropriate for minors. Please note this novel contains profanity and explicit sexual situations. All trademarks and copyrighted items mentioned are the property of their respective owners.
Editing by Nikki Rushbrook and Donna Soluri.
Cover Art by Lola Famure
Interior Design by Angela McLaurin, Fictional Formats
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Chapter 1 – Go Ducks! Rrraaawwr!
Chapter 2 – Who Wants Blistex?
Chapter 4 – Hello, My Name is Zoltron
Chapter 5 – Non One-Night Stand
Chapter 10 – It’s All About You
Chapter 13 – Atom Machine, For the Win!
Chapter 14 – Aggressive Vagina
Romantic Comedy
The Chocolate Lovers Series:
Seduction and Snacks
(Chocolate Lovers #1)
Futures and Frosting
(Chocolate Lovers #2)
Troubles and Treats
(Chocolate Lovers #3)
The Chocoholics Series:
Love and Lists
(Chocoholics #1)
Passion and Ponies
(Chocoholics #2)
Tattoos and TaTas
(Chocoholics #2.5)
Romantic Suspense
The Playing With Fire Series:
A Beautiful Lie
(Playing With Fire #1)
Because of You
(Playing With Fire #2)
Worn Me Down
(Playing With Fire #3)
Closer to the Edge
(Playing With Fire #4)
Romantic Suspense/Erotica
The Ignite Trilogy
Burned
(Ignite Trilogy Volume 1)
Branded
(Ignite Trilogy Volume 2) – Coming Winter 2014
Scorched
(Ignite Trilogy Volume 3) – Coming Spring 2015
New Adult Drama
Watch Over Me
Romantic Comedy/Mystery
The Fool Me Once Series:
Shame on You
(Fool Me Once #1)
Shame on Me
(Fool Me Once #2)
Shame on Him
(Fool Me Once #3)
Closer to the Edge
(Playing With Fire #4)
The idea for
Tattoos and TaTas
came to me about six months ago. It was a combination of things that made me want to write this story, first and foremost being that breast cancer awareness is something very near and dear to my heart. The second, it was the third anniversary of my mother’s death from Leukemia. My family and I always reminisce about the time we spent together in hospital rooms, waiting rooms, emergency rooms and the ICU. Unlike most families, we’re a bunch of assholes, so these memories are mostly happy, crazy, stupid ones.
I want everyone reading this to understand that I am in no way making light of breast cancer. It is a horrible disease that does not discriminate. It took my grandmother, one of my favorite cousins at a young age, infected several other family members and close friends and I myself had a scare a few years ago.
This story, as with the rest of the
Chocolate Lovers
and
Chocoholic
stories, is a way for me to share some real life events with all of you. It’s my way of showing you that sometimes, it’s okay to laugh, even when faced with something scary. Most of the events in this book are actual things my family and I did while my mom was sick. We’re insane and we think we’re funny when we’re probably not, but it’s our way of coping. I hope you enjoy
Tattoos and TaTas
and I hope it makes you laugh through the tears.
During the month of October, every single year, 100% of the proceeds from the sale of this book will be equally split between the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation and Living Beyond Breast Cancer. During my research of this book, I found so many wonderful groups dedicated to breast cancer awareness that I decided to share the funds with more than one charity.
Research and statistics provided by the following sources:
In memory of those we’ve lost and in support of the survivors, the fighters and everyone who loves them.
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
—Bill Cosby
HAVE YOU EVER
met someone who you instantly knew was meant to be in your life forever? I’m not talking about the guy you took home from the bar one night after eleventy-seven rum and Cokes. You know, the one who disappeared after making your vagina sing a lovely melody. I’m not even talking about the person you’re dating, engaged to or that you married. Sure, some people find that one person they know they want to spend the rest of their life with, making babies and growing old together with, but I’m not talking about that
.
I’m talking about your soul mate. Your REAL soul mate. The person who was put on this earth just to
get
you, not to breed with you.