Tempest in the Tea Leaves (13 page)

“The heartache I buy. What I don’t get is why that vision disturbed you so much. Why do you care about my love life?”

“Because my vision wasn’t of your past like I first thought. I read your future by mistake.” My eyes locked onto his and held. “And the woman was me.”

His eyelids sprang wide-open, and his mouth parted slightly. He couldn’t seem to look away from my lips. “You?” his deep voice rumbled in shock.

“Now do you see why I’m so disturbed and full of tension around you?” I wrapped his blanket more securely around my shoulders, feeling suddenly vulnerable.

I should have known his “true” self would put me at ease soon enough, though. He doubled over, laughing harder than I’d ever seen him. He’d stop, look at me, and then start laughing all over again. This went on for a good ten minutes until I’d had enough.

“If you’re done now, I’ll be going. I’ve got a salon to visit tomorrow and a date with a real man.” I stood up.

That stopped his laughter. He climbed to his feet as well. “Sean O’Malley is not a real man. He’s a boy toy.”

“Gee, why should my love life disturb you?”

He held up his hands. “Hey, whatever pixies your dust, Tink.”

I folded the detective’s blanket, put it back in the ottoman, and headed toward the door without another word. Why did I let the big oaf get to me?

“There is one way to prove your little vision wrong, you know,” his deep voiced rumbled from right behind my ear, and I nearly flew out of my skin.

“Yeah, what’s that?” I asked, slipping my shoes back on and still not facing him. I didn’t dare.

“This,” he answered, spun me around, and then swooped down to kiss me hard on the lips.

My eyes widened, then crossed, then slowly fluttered closed. His lips were so firm and warm and tingly. He started to pull back, but I stood on his feet and wrapped my arms around his neck, plastering my body to his. He hesitated a second and then deepened his kiss.

Blazing heat shot through my veins. Chocolate mixed with coffee made the most delicious mocha taste fill my senses. He plunged a hand into my hair, cradling the back of my head, and pulled me even closer with his other arm wrapped tight around me. He’d obliterated the chill from my body until every cell poured out steam.

I was on fire!

Suddenly, he tore his mouth from mine and stared at me in shock and horror. He stepped back and rebuttoned the front of his shirt that I had somehow undone halfway, then cleared his throat. He couldn’t quite meet my eyes as he said, “See? My point is proven. I felt nothing.”

Liar!
my mind screamed, and I gaped at him. I inhaled a shaky breath and tugged my torn hoodie down over my tank to cover my bra, which had miraculously undone itself as well. “Me too. Absolutely nothing. See you tomorrow, partner.”

“Boss.”

“Whatever.”

I grabbed my keys, slipped outside, and welcomed the relief of the icy evening air as only one thought matched the pounding in my head:

Much ado about nothing just took on a whole new meaning.

 

 

After a sleepless night and a failed (alcohol-laden) attempt to obliterate the touch and taste of one hot, yummy, annoying butthead of a detective, I had a serious case of cotton mouth and a nasty headache.

Nothing, my big ole behind!

All I knew was, damn the detective for making me acutely aware he had a whole lot more than grumpiness in his pants. And damn him for proving my vision right. I didn’t need heartache right now, and I certainly couldn’t afford the distraction.

He hadn’t helped the tension one bit. If anything, he’d made our situation a whole lot worse. This was ridiculous. We were adults. We would simply have to choose to control ourselves and focus on solving this case.

Someone pounded on my door, and I winced, grabbing my head. “Coming,” I said in a voice that wasn’t very loud but was all I could manage under the circumstances. I peered through the peephole and saw Jo, looking fabulous as always. I opened the door with a wince.

“Hey, you, are you ready to go?” She flipped her burgundy hair back and scanned my body. “Scratch that, you are beyond ready. We need to leave, pronto.”

Allowing her to lead me to her car, we got in and she drove past Gretta’s Mini-Mart and two blocks down to Pump up the Volume Hair Salon and Spa. We walked inside and the room oozed comfort and class. Overstuffed chairs to sit on, cucumber or lemon water to sip, the latest magazines to read, soothing sounds of nature to relax to, and therapeutic smells to boggle the senses. I had to admit I was beginning to understand the appeal.

Everyone recognized Jo immediately, which didn’t surprise me. She had class and style coming out her ears.

Me . . . not so much.

“Tracy,” Jo said to the owner. “We’re gonna need the whole enchilada for this one.”

“No worries, I’ve got the perfect package.”

A while later after having my ultra-pale blond hair low-lighted with golden blond streaks, Tracy placed me under the heating lamp and set the timer. Then she dragged Jo off to have her own burgundy highlights touched up. I picked up a magazine and pretended to read while I listened to the conversations around me.

A few ladies from the Historical Society—the loudest wore an ultra-modern, gaudy, leopard-print scarf I’d not soon forget—were complaining about some bigwig new guy in town who’d been trying to close down the library and open a chain bookstore. They were speculating that maybe he had killed Amanda Robbins because she was his biggest adversary when she was alive.

They paid and left while a group of freshly dyed women who called themselves the Bunco Babes took their place under the dryers. They started chatting on and on about their recent escapades and the latest gossip circulating around town.

Nurse Doolittle walked in and stopped to chat with them. She thanked one of them for helping her carry the doctor’s dry cleaning into his house the week before. My mind raced. That meant she must have had a key, and what day had this happened? I leaned closer as the shampoo lady took her in the back to wash her hair.

I jumped at the chance to speak to the other women while Nurse Doolittle was out of earshot. “Hi, I’m Sunny,” I said to the one who was sitting closest to me.

“Well, hi there. I’m Lulubelle, but everyone calls me Belle. I’ve heard about you.” She wagged her brows. “I can’t wait until you reopen your sanctuary. I don’t care what those busybody old church ladies say about you being heathen and all. I don’t believe a word of it. Why, you look too cute to be a devil-worshipping murderer.”

“Thanks, I think.” Good Lord, being psychic did not make me a devil worshipper, and since when had I closed down my fortune-telling business? I’d have to set the record straight, but right now Belle was on a roll, and I didn’t want to distract her.

“I’m living on the wild side today. Went from a blonde to a brunette and even cut my bangs. Maybe this will finally make Big Don down at Don’s Auto wake up and notice me.” Belle was a large woman with equally large hair and cherubic cheeks. “I mean, I can’t afford to keep having bodywork done on my car, but I do have another body he can tackle anytime he wants.” She winked.

“I’m sure he’ll love it,” I replied. “I mean, your new look. Speaking of men, I overheard you talking to Tina Doolittle. If Miss Doolittle is a nurse, how come she was picking up the doctor’s dry cleaning?” I prodded, hoping to get the conversation back on track.

Belle leaned in close and whispered, though why she bothered, I had no clue. Her whisper was loud enough to wake the people in the next county. “I asked her the same thing. She said she was being nice on account of the bad mood the doc was in after his fight with Amanda Robbins that morning. He swore revenge and then took off, leaving his waiting room full of angry patients. She took his spare key from the office, picked up his dry cleaning, and dropped it off. Only, it don’t take that long to drop off a load of clothes. I can’t imagine what that woman was doing in there all that time.” Her laugh was bawdy and raucous, drawing several eyes in our direction.

I flushed self-consciously and leaned in to meet her halfway, lowering my voice so only she could hear. “Oh my, you mean the doctor is her Big Don?”

“Oh no no no, child. Don’t get me wrong. That one would love for Doc Wilcox to do bodywork on her, but he’s as blind as Big Don. Always pining after the librarian when he has a perfectly good woman right under his nose.” She harrumphed. “That Tina’s a fool for running his errands. The things a woman will do to get a man’s attention.” She shook her head, and her triple chins jiggled.

“Any chance you remember what time she delivered the doc’s laundry that night?”

Belle pursed her lips in thought. “Sure do. That was the night I hosted Bunco. She came just before we started around six and stayed until nearly seven. I know because I heard her car start and looked out the window. That’s what made me wonder what in the world could possibly take that much time to deliver a man’s laundry.”

“Hmmm, so that means she has an alibi,” I mused.

“Oh, honey, that child couldn’t hurt a flea. The doc on the other hand was mad enough to exterminate something or someone, that’s for sure. Mmmhmmm. That Tina was up to something, all right. The question is what?”

“It certainly looks that way,” I said, making another mental note to find out what Ms. Doolittle had been snooping for. She and the doc might both have alibis, but that didn’t mean he hadn’t been mad enough to hire someone to kill the librarian for him. It was a bit of a stretch, but the city girl in me couldn’t help thinking big.

Ding
. The timer on Lulubelle’s dryer went off. Tracy came over to check out Belle’s hair, then glanced at me and did a double take as though just now remembering something important. She stared at her watch in shock. “Oh dear.”

“Oh dear?” I choked out. “As in ‘Oh dear, your hair is going to look fabulous,’ or ‘Oh dear, I made a mistake and you’re not going to want to look in the mirror’?”

Tracy hid her hand mirror behind her back, speaking volumes.

“Oh God,” was all I said.

“God can’t help you now, child,” Belle pointed out. “I do believe you’re the victim of a faulty timer.”

“What does that mean?” I squeaked.

“Basically that your color stayed on way too long,” Tracy clarified, and summoned one of her assistants. “Raoulle, take Sunny to the wash bin, stat! There might still be time to save her.”

Raoulle jogged over, lifted the dryer, pulled back the foil, and let out a yelp that had me shaking in my chair. “Don’t worry, honey, we can trim most of this right off. Come with me, and we’ll fix you right up.”

I stood and started to turn toward the mirror, but he threw a towel over my head and dragged me behind him. “Trust me, sweetie, you don’t want to see what’s under there just yet.”

Hours later after washing and cutting and attempting to repair my hair, they tried to make up for it by plastering my face with makeup and giving me a complimentary mani/pedi.

“It’s not that bad, really.” Joanne looked at me, but the grimace on her face did not match the words coming out of her mouth.

I glanced in the mirror and could have cried. Forget looking like a cute, pixie Tinker Bell. I looked like a nearly bald Cinderella’s fairy godmother. They’d butchered me. My hair was so short, my lovely golden blond highlights were gray, and my face looked like a drag queen’s. Hell, I had the nails and toes to match. Add a skimpy outfit, and I would be ready to hit the streets.

“And this, my friend, is why I am
not
a salon girl. How am I supposed to go on a date like this?” I asked.

“Look on the bright side. I haven’t met a woman Sean didn’t like yet, so you should be good.” Jo grimaced and added, “I’m so sorry.”

“Sean liking me is the least of my worries. How am I going to get anyone to take me seriously like this? I’m supposed to be working on this case, but I look like a freak.”

“Tracy said the lowlights will fade pretty quickly, and you said yourself that your hair grows fast. In a couple weeks, you can have them colored over. In the meantime, roll with it. It gives you attitude.”

“It makes me look old.” I moaned, but there was one positive outcome to my new look.

Maybe now Mitch wouldn’t try to kiss me again.

The sun shined bright in a crystal clear blue sky and sparkled off the snow surrounding the outdoor man-made ice rink in the park in the center of town. It kind of reminded me of a mini–Central Park.

I inhaled the clean, crisp air and felt rejuvenated as I sat on a wrought-iron bench next to a brass lantern and laced up my skates. The rink was pretty empty since kids were still in school and most people were working.

After my disturbing episode with the detective last night, I took Sean up on his offer and called him that morning. We decided to go ice-skating today, so I told him I would have Jo drop me off here after we had lunch. She hadn’t let me go home to try to repair the damage from the salon, saying the look really complimented me now. Tracy had taken over for Raoulle and added some gel, giving me a spiky look that made the gray appear more like silver glitter.