The Accidental Native (2 page)

I passed a couple of teens kissing on a corner, an older couple having a heated discussion, the wife waving a hand backwards in
dismissal, a man scraping at a big block of ice to make snow cones, school kids fidgeting around him. At one point, I had the sensation someone was following me. Thinking back, did I see her slink into a small grocery store, hear her stiletto heels clicking on the sidewalk? I soon blended into the flow of faces looking like mine, but everything was foreign, distant.

I hit the plaza, drained and exhausted, and sat on a dirty, wooden bench. Mami claimed that as a young girl she had seen my father as a young boy in this very plaza and knew she would see him again. My father, the historian, called that improbable because his family had been established in San Juan for decades and only returned to their home in Baná during summers. Perhaps they never were here together at the same time, but for sure at some time both had individually stood here to watch pigeons waddling about, to people watch, to admire the majestic ceiba trees or to daydream about the future. As a group of children in school uniforms marched by, I started to cry, the back of a hand on my mouth, attempting to silence the sobs. The kids turned around, stunned at first, then started to laugh, pointing at me as if I were a freak.

The dark-haired woman, dressed in a navy blue pantsuit, scolded the children. They ran off, screaming and laughing. She walked over to me and slid by my side and offered tissues. As I grabbed them, she took off her sunglasses and I looked up to her eyes, red and teary, nervously scanning, almost devouring my face.

“I must look like shit,” I joked.

“You're okay,” she said, rubbing my back.

I stared at her, my head askance. Her English was near native with only the thinnest trace of an accent. She panned my face with eyes entrenched in hardness; everything from the eyebrows to the few wrinkles framing the sockets signified a life of fighting, of burdening pain and hardships. Yet, at that moment, they softened just slightly so.

“I was at the cemetery.” She offered this as an explanation, but it only confused me more.

“I thought I was alone.”

“No, you were not,” she responded, defiantly. “I was there, right behind you.”

“I saw you,” I told her. “Did you know my mother and father?”

She lowered her head. “Yes,” she said, nodding. “Yes, I did.”

A longer pause. I returned some of the unused tissues and she wiped her nose.

“Long ago,” she told me, widening her fleshy lips into a smile. “Your father and I were together …”

I looked at her like she was speaking in tongues.

“It seems like another time and place.” Another smile, this one sad and lost. She dabbed at her eyes.

“No fuckin' way,” I said, more to myself in a near whisper as I squinted at her like an apparition, trying to make sure she was real. But she heard me.

Her brows knitted; her eyes regained their hardness and pinned mine. Her reddened cheeks inflated, the fist brandishing soiled tissues in front of my face uncoiled a pointer finger.

“A little more respect,” she demanded.

I looked down into embarrassed silence.

And then she blurted it out.

I thought she was nuts. A fifty-something whack job with maternal yearnings who stalked vulnerable grieving orphans. And I was about to say “Okay, bitch, this is no time to be fucking with my head,” or something along those lines. But she pushed that piece of paper in front of me before I could say anything: the birth certificate. There they were: my name, her name, my father's—all interconnected forever on that piece of paper. I kept looking at it, at her, shaking my head. Re-reading it until it got blurry. It hit me that every time I had needed a birth certificate for some official purpose, my parents took care of sending it to the right place. Too lazy and indifferent, I never asked why. Now, my head spun with anger, confusion, my throat and chest tightened by grief.

The woman took me by the arm and walked me over to a hole-in-the-wall diner by the plaza for coffee and a sandwich, the birth certificate dangling from my hand.

“In due time, in due time,” she repeated, “I will explain.”

I threw the certificate back at her. Stared at the sandwich, hungry but thinking I would retch if I took a bite.

“I know it's a horrible time for you,” she said, folding the certificate back into her purse, “but fate has given me a little happiness by returning you to me.”

I shook my head, put up my hand for her to stop.

“Please, just give me a chance to know you, that's all,” she said, giving me her business card with her home address and cell number scribbled on the back.

She took both my hands in hers, and brushed back my hair. I couldn't look at her as she walked away, her heels clicking against the plaza's stonework. I crumpled the card.

The first time she called, I hung up. The following calls, I didn't answer. I just couldn't. Her persistence and the sad-ass but optimistic messages she left made me finally cave in. Those early conversations were limited, guarded on my side, forced. Part of me grew to enjoy her calls, and then our Skyping, more than I wanted to admit, because my parents' death, only a couple of months earlier, had left me a walking shell. But that connection with her would diminish minutes later as I wondered why a woman would abandon her baby son. What could possibly make her do that? Was she one of those career women who put ambition before her child? How selfish. How convenient to play the comforting mom after someone does all the work to raise your kid. And why didn't my parents tell me? What were they hiding? What other secrets were they keeping from me? I started thinking this and would end up angry at their lie and betrayal. But then she would call again and our conversations flowed and all angry thoughts about not wanting to ever see this woman again would disappear. She would always end by assuring me that her home was mine, even suggesting the move to the island after obtaining my degree.

I didn't want to attend graduation. It would remind me of my parents' absence, of how alone I was. Once there, not even Erin's loud presence cheered me up (she made enough noise by herself when my name was called to compete with any larger family contingent). In fact, her being there only made me feel worse—something I would never tell her, but it's true.

Erin was, what, my “girl?” We had an on and off thing centered on sex and this illusion—delusion?—that opposites attract. She was blond, pale, with jade-colored eyes. Part Scottish, Italian—northern, she was fond of reminding me—and some Irish thrown in. She was in marketing, although she always introduced herself as a “designer” in the cosmetics field. Erin believed she had successfully bridged the creative-business divide and urged me to do the same: “put your writing skills to some use, go into advertising.”

Something in what she did at work—packaging perfume or soap made from some edible substance in cute, clever ways to baby boomers—must have made her horny. At first, my young adult male brain thought, “wow, great.” But after a while, it got scary. There were always bruises, hickies, scratches, teeth marks. I don't think you should have to up your health insurance to cover good sex. Anyway, she didn't think I would break away from the relationship. She believed men were weak that way, that we all thought with our penises. I had never seriously considered our differences before, but they began to irritate me. I left without an explanation other than “this is something I have to do.” And I found myself back on a plane headed to Puerto Rico in a flash; this time, the ticket paid by Julia, my biological mother.

My parents had left me a charming chalet tucked away in the idyllic mountains. At least, that's what I got from my parents' description. They considered it a beautiful, airy house—they always emphasized how cool it was up in the mountains, in Baná. The lawyer informed me that it formed part of the “estate.” I laughed at the word. My parents had worked so hard as college professors their entire lives, and what they had saved up did not invoke ideas of wealth and legal battles. None of those for me. My parents left me an orphan and the sole heir of their legacy, however minor, and the mourning that follows any loss, which is always huge.

The more I thought about the house, though, the more I actually considered moving down there, especially with Julia's constant pleading. I was adrift. Everything in New York now belonged to a past haunted by phantom memories. Puerto Rico felt like the future, full of the unknown, waiting, calling me, to be discovered.

Getting a teaching job in Puerto Rico pushed me over. After years working as freelance writer, string reporter, wannabe screenwriter and actor, bartender and other odd jobs, I applied and got accepted to an MFA program in creative writing. Now, having earned this fool's degree, I was headed to a tenth-tier college to teach English in a predominately, and later I would find out, resistant to English, Spanish-speaking country. People told me to be thankful I had found a college teaching job, especially in the same town where my parents' had bought their house, on such short notice, right before classes began. It was less about fortune than about contacts and reality. The English department there had a desperate need for teachers, and it didn't hurt that Julia knew one of the deans. I received a tenure-track position without having the hoops others had to jump. But honestly, to the majority of my job-hunting colleagues, Puerto Rico translated to sun, surf and drinks with little umbrellas, not the beginning of a successful academic career.

When I boarded that plane, with only one other suitcase beside a carry-on, I felt new and clean. But I had never taken a noisier, raunchier flight. The Americans on board set the tone. The men with their shorts and T-shirts proclaiming “life was a beach” or some other “I'm on vacation”-type comment. Bikini bottoms jutting out of some of the women's shorts. Lots of flip flops exposing ugly, fungus-ridden toes.

The two young men in front had consumed several rum and Cokes and kept pressing the attendant's button to mess with her. Across the aisle, newlyweds groped and kissed. Pointing to them with her lips, the religious lady with hairy legs sitting next to me whispered, “casi pornográfico.” In front of me, a young woman with a freaky haircut talked to a middle-aged bald guy about her philandering husband. Her son, ten or so, slanted his head against the window, his mind drifting with the clouds.

The fat guy in the aisle seat complained about diabetes and blood pressure as he wolfed down a Whopper and big fries. I turned down his offer to share, nauseous at the greasy, prefab chemical smell, and shoved the earphones over my ears to numb the loud laughter, constant chattering and baby crying coming
from the crowded plane and to tune out the monotonous preaching of the zealot next to me.

We passed the rawhide-colored beach meeting the opal blue Caribbean water, and soon were flying over dense gray-topped buildings, with only a sliver of green here and there. Inside the plane it was church quiet. The lady next to me had closed her eyes and begun praying. When we touched ground, applause exploded throughout the 757. Seeing my confused face, the diabetic smiled. “Tradition—to celebrate the landing.” He had known from the beginning I was not from “here.” “Nuyorican?” he asked.

It took close to a half hour to get off that plane, more to retrieve my bags. As I grew agitated, people around me talked and laughed like the delay was no big deal. From the baggage claim area, through large glass panels, I saw relatives and friends picking up passengers. Some pressed against the glass, expectant. Lots of hugging, kissing, crying. Across from me an old woman sat in a wheelchair, probably wearing one of her best dresses. She sat, hands clasped on her lap, eyes scouring, her face full of so much love and hope. Close by, the young woman with freaky hair waited for her bag. She was attractive, although her many tattoos and piercings made her stand out in the middle of conservative Puerto Ricans. Her son sat on their carry-on, chin on fists.

After minutes of waiting for the conveyor belt to start the parade of suitcases, I decided to step into the bathroom. The garbage receptacles were full, and paper towels lay scattered on the floor; puddles of water everywhere, one of the toilets overflowed. I tossed some water on my face. It was getting warmer, and the air conditioning wasn't on very high. In the mirror, the face that stared back at me appeared almost unrecognizable.
Damn, I've lost too much weight
. I tapped the puffy miniature pillows under my eyes, passed a hand through my thick, wavy hair.
Needed a haircut
. I didn't shave in the morning, so from my carry-on I took out the electric shaver my mother had given me.

She usually gave me really crappy gifts—ugly ties, too many briefs, fancy pens I never used, more cologne than I could use. But this last Christmas, I thought with some heartache, she got it right. I started on the wiry stubble. I wasn't a big fan of facial hair.
My father owned a mustache his whole adult life—or maybe it owned him. He once kidded that a real Puerto Rican man always wore one. I finished shaving and splashed more water on my face.

Outside, it felt like I was wearing an invisible, heavy coat. A few steps and I began sweating, rivulets running down my sides, stains spreading on my shirt. I made my way past the crowd, dragging two bags behind me. Illegally parked cars held up traffic even as police officers tried to move people on. The taxi drivers cursed and screamed, waving their hands in frustration.

I spotted Julia, her hands clasped in front of her. She wore a flowery, pleated dress; and I noticed, really noticed, for the first time, her lush hair tumbling down to her shoulders. Noticed a strong proportional, curvy frame. Firm, strong hands with delicately painted fingernails. Her flaming red lips broke into a smile, revealing big, white teeth.

Scanning the airport, I thought how in another time, my parents would have picked me up. They would have made a big deal about my arrival, would have made me feel like a native son. Mami would have been holding balloons.