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much fame, the Blotto Box is finally available to the public.

NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed in the file! This

file is strictly for informational purposes and should not be actually built and used! Usage

of this electronical impulse machine could have the severe results listed below and could

result in high federal prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY! All right, now

that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and it's function.

The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its knee's with this

device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto.

No calls will be allowed out of an area code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be

made inside it for that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box

will not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical impulses that emit

from this box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring and ring... the voltage will

never be cut off until the box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here. We are

talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and

people close to the box may be electrocuted if they pick up the phone. But, the Blotto Box

can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator. If they are cut off then nothing

will emit any longer. It will take a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is

merely a superficial aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not

advised! The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is electricity to continue with. OK,

that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to do with it...

Blotto Functions/Installing

Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The following are the

instructions for construction and use of this box. Please read and heed all warnings in the

above section before you attempt to construct this box.

Materials:



A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a stadium or some such

place.



400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a phone line jack.



A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.



A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that you see around in your

neighborhood. They are the main switch boards and would be a more effective line to

start with or a regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area code!)



A soldering iron and much solder.



A remote control or long wooden pole.

Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes, I will explain in

detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the other listed equipment and go out

and hunt for a green base. Make sure it is one on the ground or hanging at head level from

a pole, not the huge ones at the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything

convenient, if you are two feeble then fuck, don't try this. Take a look inside... you are

hunting for color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord

and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good level to set

the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter to the cord and set the

limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord into the generator. Take the phone

jack and splice the jack part off. Open it up and match the red and green wires with the

other red and green wires.

NOTE: If you just had the generator on and have done this in the correct order, you will

be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up. Now, solder those

lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insulation tape around all of the wires. Now,

place the remote control right on to the startup of the generator. If you have the long

pole, make sure it is very long and stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole

over.

NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading the file first, you still

realize now that your area code is about to become null! Then, getting back, twitch the

pole/remote control and run for your damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be

generating so much electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself. The

generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your area code, because all

of that energy is spreading through all of the phone lines around you in every direction.

Have a nice day!

The Blotto Box: Aftermath

Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly

box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea).

44. Blowgun by The Jolly Roger

In this article I shall attempt to explain the use and manufacture of a powerful blow-gun

and making darts for the gun. The possession of the blow gun described in this article IS a

felony. So be careful where you use it. I don't want to get you all busted.

Needed:

Several strands of yarn (About 2 inches a-piece).

A regular pencil.

A 2 ¬ inch long needle (hopefully with a beaded head. If not obtainable, wrap tape around

end of needle.

¬ foot pipe. (PVC or Aluminum) Half a inch in diameter.

Constructing the dart:

Carefully twist and pull the metal part (Along with eraser) of the pencil till it comes off.

Take Pin and start putting about 5-7 Strands of yarn on the pin. Then push them up to the

top of the pin. But not over the head of the pin (or the tape).

Push pin through the hollow part of the head where the pencil was before.

That should for a nice looking dart. (see illustration)

#####

> is the head of the pencil

- is the pin it-self

/ is the head of the pin

Using the Darts:

Now take the finished dart and insert it in the tube (if it is too small put on more yarn.)

Aim the tube at a door, wall, sister, ect.

Blow on the end of the pipe.

Sometimes the end of the pipe may be sharp. When this happens I suggest you wrap it with

some black electrician tape. It should feel a lot better.

45. Brown Box Plans by The Jolly Roger

This is a fairly simple mod that can be made to any phone. All it does is allow you to take

any two lines in your house and create a party line. So far I have not heard of anyone who

has any problems with it. There is one thing that you will notice when you are one of the

two people who is called by a person with a brown box. The other person will sound a little

bit faint. I could overcome this with some amplifiers but then there wouldn't be very many

of these made [Why not?]. I think the convenience of having two people on the line at once

will make up for any minor volume loss.

Here is the diagram:

KEY:___________________________________

| PART | SYMBOL |

|---------------------------------|

| BLACK WIRE | * |

| YELLOW WIRE | = |

| RED WIRE | + |

| GREEN WIRE | - |

| SPDT SWITCH | _/_ |

| _/_ |

| VERTICAL WIRE | | |

| HORIZONTAL WIRE | _ |

-----------------------------------

* = - +

* = - +

* = - +

* = - +

* = - +

* ==_/_- +

*******_/_++++++

| |

| |

| |

| |

| |

| |

|_____PHONE____|

46. Calcium Carbide Bomb by The Jolly Roger

This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Exercise extreme caution.... Obtain some calcium

carbide. This is the stuff that is used in carbide lamps and can be found at nearly any

hardware store. Take a few pieces of this stuff (it looks like gravel) and put it in a glass

jar with some water. Put a lid on tightly. The carbide will react with the water to produce

acetylene carbonate which is similar to the gas used in cutting torches. Eventually the

glass with explode from internal pressure. If you leave a burning rag nearby, you will get a

nice fireball!

47. More Ways to Send a Car to Hell by The Jolly Roger

Due to a lot of compliments, I have written an update to file #14. I have left the original

intact. This expands upon the original idea, and could be well called a sequel.

How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean

detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper

blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to

school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it

directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!",

you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup

of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette

lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it.

Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff

rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble

with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then

break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're

into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why

something doesn't work. There are so many others, but the real good juicy ones come by

thinking hard.

48. Ripping off Change Machines by The Jolly Roger

Have you ever seen one of those really big changer machines in airports Laundromats or

arcades that dispense change when you put in your 1 or 5 dollar bill? Well then, here is an

article for you.

Find the type of change machine that you slide in your bill length wise, not the type where

you put the bill in a tray and then slide the tray in! !

After finding the right machine, get a $1 or $5 bill. Start crumpling up into a ball. Then

smooth out the bill, now it should have a very wrinkly surface.

Now the hard part. You must tear a notch in the bill on the left side about « inch below

the little 1 dollar symbol (See Figure).

If you have done all of this right then take the bill and go out the machine. Put the bill in

the machine and wait. What should happen is: when you put your bill in the machine it

thinks everything is fine. When it gets to the part of the bill with the notch cut out,

the machine will reject the bill and (if you have done it right) give you the change at

the same time! ! So, you end up getting your bill back, plus the change! It might take a

little practice, but once you get the hang of it, you can get a lot of money!

\-----Make notch here. About «" down from the 1.

49. Clear Box Plans by The Jolly Roger

The clear box is a new device which has just been invented that can be used throughout

Canada and rural United States. The clear box works on "PostPay" payphones (fortress

fones). Those are the payphones that don't require payment until after the connection is

established. You pick up the fone, get a dial tone, dial your number, and then insert your

money after the person answers. If you don't deposit the money then you can not speak to

the person on the other end because your mouth piece is cut off but not the ear-piece.

(obviously these phones are nice for free calls to weather or time or other such

recordings). All you must do is to go to your nearby Radio Shack, or electronics store, and

get a four-transistor amplifier and a telephone suction cup induction pick-up. The induction

pick-up would be hooked up as it normally would to record a conversation, except that it