The Apocalypse Codex (47 page)

Lockey stares at her, poker-faced. Which almost certainly means
yes
. Persephone presses on, playing for time and a momentary lapse of attention: “So this is a false flag operation. Schiller isn’t leading it, even if he thinks it’s all his idea; he’s just a useful dupe. If he succeeds, you stand to gain control of a truly monstrous weapon (and thin the herd of god-struck liabilities in the process); if he fails, the Black Chamber could deny all knowledge and responsibility, ask for help in hammering down the lid again if necessary. Trouble is, you still need a second elder of the blood in order to complete the awakening ceremony, don’t you? And the supply of elders from that particular wee free kirk is more or less a monopoly of the British government. So you trailed Schiller through London to get the Laundry’s attention, relying on Johnny’s background to ensure that we were sent to investigate—”

“Enough.” Lockey doesn’t look amused. “Eighty percent, Ms. Hazard. Such a shame—”

He begins to step sideways, out of line with the pistol at the back of her head. It’s the cue Persephone has been waiting for. She reaches backwards and jabs the burning Hand of Glory into her guard’s eye in one fluid motion, turns sideways as he shrieks. The pistol shot—twenty centimeters from her right ear—is a hot hammer blow against the side of her face. She continues her turn and brings her other hand up, grabs the slide of the automatic, then twists, using it as a lever to break the shooter’s grip. Jack stumbles, still shrieking, hands reflexively going to his face. The automatic discharges into the ceiling as she yanks it away, then shoves him backwards.

Off-balance and clutching his face, the hapless Jack—another of Schiller’s black-suited missionaries—stumbles towards the open gate. But he doesn’t stumble through it. He falls across it sideways, legs intersecting with the glowing edge of the portal at ankle level, shoulders and head hitting the side.

There is blood; lots of blood.

Persephone spins to bear on Lockey.

Lockey is diving for the revolver, which lies inconveniently close to the door to the church. Persephone is holding Jack’s pistol by the slide in one hand, the Hand of Glory in her other.
Only one thing for it
. She opens her mouth and shouts a word that will cost a year of her life, at least.

Time slows to a crawl around her. The air thickens to the consistency of jelly; light dims, sounds dull. Movement is sluggish, like swimming. Lockey hangs in the air, falling slowly as she lets go of the pistol she took from the hapless Jack, moves her hand to catch it by the butt as it drifts gently floorwards. Her other hand is abruptly heavy, gripped by pins and needles. She struggles to turn and aim one-handed through a period that feels like minutes but is probably a fraction of a second, then to squeeze the stiffened trigger mechanism.

The gun heaves against her hand, sparks and smoke billowing from it; she can see the bullet as it drills a hole through the turgid air towards Lockey’s head. His hand is centimeters away from the revolver as the cartridge case slowly wobbles free of the breech of her stolen pistol, drifting through the red glimmering twilight.

Time snaps back to normal and Lockey jerks, then is still.

Persephone takes a deep, whooping breath and shudders like a leaf from head to foot. Her left hand is numb and tingling; her right feels as if she’s taken a kick to the wrist; and her stomach feels light and sick with the memory of what she has uncovered. But she can’t stop now: if this isn’t a rogue operation within the Black Chamber, dissent among the Nazgûl with a gaslight scenario to confuse and bamboozle the intruders, reinforcements will be along very soon indeed.

She walks over to the equipment rack, identifies the cable feed under the gaffer tape from the altar in the church, and pulls the plug. There’s a fat spark and a quiet bang from inside the switch box. For good measure, she puts the pistol to the socket and shoots the terminals at close range. It’s risky, but less risky than chancing Schiller’s people to make a field expedient repair. Then she turns to face the portal to the Sleeper’s tomb, and swallows—because despite appearances, she is not fearless.

A MONTH LATER:

It’s a bright late-spring morning in London. I let myself into the New Annex via the unmarked door beside a closed high street chain store. I head upstairs towards my office—still hanging off the side of IT Facilities, after all these years—pausing to grab a mug of coffee and say “hi” to Rita on the front desk on my way in. I’m not putting things off, honest, it’s just that I expect the unexpected to happen today, and I’m bad at dealing with unknown unknowns while low on caffeine.

It’s a small office and I don’t have an outside window, but I
do
have a nice Aeron chair these days (downsizing elsewhere in the civil service has left us with a surplus of lightly used executive furniture) to go with the five-year-old Dell desktop with the padlocked-shut case and ancient light-bleeding seventeen-inch monitor that is apparently considered suitable for IT staff at my grade. I plonk myself down behind it and am just beginning to get my head around the scale of the sewage farm that is a month’s worth of missed committee meeting minutes when the door opens.

I glance up, surprised, and my guts turn to ice. My visitor is a tall, late-middle-aged man in a suit, and I’ve seen him three times before in my entire career. I don’t know what he’s called, he’s just the Senior Auditor, and if he takes an interest in you it is usually because something has gone
very
badly wrong.

“Uh, hello,” I say.

He looks at me over the rims of his half-moon spectacles and essays an avuncular smile that reminds me of my childhood dentist just before he reaches for the drill. “Good morning, Mr. Howard. Do you have a minute?”

“Uh,” I flail for words, then gesture at the solitary visitor’s chair. “Sure.” Too late, I realize that there’s a heap of unclassified literature clogging it up, the better to conceal the suspicious stains and the two rips from which protrude chunks of grubby yellow furniture foam. (I was meaning to replace it at the same time I snagged the Aeron, but got side-tracked…) I stand up hastily and grab for the paperwork, which retaliates by making a bid for freedom and sliding in a messy avalanche to the floor.

“Ah, security by obscurity.” The Senior Auditor perches on the edge of the chair and waves me back to my seat. “I gather you arrived home the day before yesterday. How are you feeling, Bob?”

The first name takes me by surprise, so much so that I start to stutter: “Oh, um, I’m f-fine, o-over the jet lag—” He’s watching me with sympathetic eyes, deep brown with pupils so huge and dark I feel as if I’m falling into them, down into a sea of stars—

“Ruby. Seminole. Kriegspiel. Hatchet.” The nonsense words ricochet from side to side of my skull like bullets; my tongue feels like leather and I can’t look away. “I’m sorry about this, Mr. Howard, so I’ll make it quick. Execute Sitrep One.”

From a very great distance I hear my own voice, in a cadence not my own, say, “Subjective integrity is maintained. Subjective continuity of experience is maintained. Subject observes no tampering.”

“Exit supervision,” says the Senior Auditor, and I flap my jaws soundlessly for a few seconds, taking deep breaths. He breaks eye contact. “I’m sorry to have to subject you to that, Mr. Howard, but I’m afraid it’s the lesser evil—the alternative would be a month or two under observation in Camp Sunshine, and we need you operational too badly to spare you for that long.”

“What”—I swallow—“kind of tripwire was that?”

“You’ve seen
The Manchurian Candidate
.” The Senior Auditor raises an eyebrow. I nod: I’m bluffing, but I can look it up on Wikipedia later. “The Black Chamber have been known to forcibly install back doors in the minds of foreign operatives who fall into their hands, turning them into sleeper agents. After your experience in Santa Cruz eleven years ago…we felt it best to take precautions. It’s a standard precaution for all field agents who are tagged for fast-track development.”

“And I’m not—” I pause. “No, if I was, you wouldn’t tell me. You’d use me as a conduit?” I’m grasping for straws.

He shakes his head, somewhat sadly: “No, Mr. Howard, I’m afraid we’d have to decommission you. If we couldn’t excise the damaged tissue, that is, but that kind of neurosurgery has a poor prognosis.”

I am taking deep whooping breaths.
“Aaagh—”

“I’m very happy to say that you’re fine,” he adds hastily. “Would you like a minute to—”

I wave wordlessly.

“You’re probably wondering why I’m here,” he adds awkwardly. (I manage a nod.) “I am here to clear up some loose ends from GOD GAME RAINBOW. First, before we continue—I’m required to ask you this: Is there anything you would like to disclose to me in confidence?”

“Uh. Um…such as…” I manage to ask, but it feels like my brain’s still freezing from whatever he just did, combined with the realization that if my traitorous nervous system had given a different answer I could be
dead
.

“Oh, anything you’d like to confess.” He emits a self-deprecating chuckle. “Excessive expense claims, bribes, embezzlement, you’re working for the KGB as a double agent, that sort of thing. In confidence, with no disciplinary outcome indicated if you make a clean breast of it to the Audit Commission at this point.” He looks at me hopefully, like a kindly uncle expecting me to confess the origin of the scratches on the door of his new Jaguar.

“Um, er”—
stop that
—“well, Gerald Lockhart gave me a rather exotic credit card and instructions to use it in a manner that’s not consistent with our usual expenses policy. Does that count?”

“Perhaps. What did you use it for that might be inappropriate?”

“Well.” I rack my brain. “He told me to fly business class and stay in a higher class of hotel than I’d have used on a regular travel account. When given the scram instruction I rented the first car I could get, for a week, unlimited mileage in case the airport wasn’t available. Oh, and I ordered out for some items when in the hotel—including a pizza.” He frowns minutely. “But I needed the pizza box to make a field-expedient containment grid for one of Schiller’s hosts, which I used to locate the breeding pool.” His frown clears. “I tried to keep receipts, but the Black Chamber confiscated them.” Along with the contents of my wallet, my passport, the pizza box, my IronKey, and everything else I was carrying.

“Well, I think we can find a way to retroactively approve the pizza and the car hire,” the Senior Auditor says gravely. “And I shouldn’t expect the hotel and air fares will be a problem if you were ordered to use them. Is there
anything else
?”

Anything
—
why is he asking
—realization blinks on like a five-hundred-watt light bulb. “Oh, yes, yes there is.” I explain about Pete and the apocrypha and my misgivings about the whole business, and he nods every thirty seconds throughout the whole sorry story. Finally I wind down. “That’s what you were after, right?”

He’s silent for a few seconds, then finally nods again. “Yes, Mr. Howard, it was. Thank you for telling me. I’ll take the matter under advisement. We may have to call you in for a formal debriefing, but in view of the circumstances I don’t think you have much to worry about.” He stops. “You have reason to believe otherwise?”

I nod, glumly. “My wife will be furious when she finds out.”

“Hmm.” He cocks his head to one side, watching me. “Don’t you suppose she would be even more upset if you got yourself killed and failed to stop Schiller waking the Sleeper?”

“Uh—maybe.” There are some domestic disagreements you can’t win: it’s in the rules, or something. “If I was allowed to talk to her about it—Lockhart overrode our usual waiver.”

“Well, if you have any trouble, talk to me and I’ll see if it’s possible to override
that
. Meanwhile, CANDID will come round eventually,” says the Senior Auditor. “She has a level head on her shoulders.” He clears his throat. I barely have time to flinch, just as my younger self did whenever he heard the dental drill spinning up; he’s a deft touch, is our Senior Auditor. “Now, as to why I’m
really
here, I’d like you to accompany me upstairs to a personnel hearing in one of the executive offices.”

TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS EARLIER:

“Hurts like a motherfucker, Duchess,” Johnny opines, touching the dressing taped around his throat. He wears an open-necked dress shirt, the better to conceal its alarming proportions from casual witnesses.

“I’m not surprised.” Persephone doesn’t move her head or shift her hands from the steering wheel, but he can see her gray eyes flicker to examine him in the rearview mirror. “Try not to do that, Johnny. It takes longer to heal if you stress it.”

“I thought I was dead for keeps this time.” He shudders. “And Schiller was going to resurrect me.” He leans back in the leather-and-walnut embrace of Schiller’s Lincoln limousine and focusses on the back of her head. Her hair is tied in a chignon beneath a chauffeur’s cap that matches her black suit as she drives steadily towards the rising sun. There are more strands of gray in it than there were just a week ago. Nevertheless, she drives like a machine: over the night just past they’ve covered nearly seven hundred miles.

“Sorting you out when you get yourself killed is
my
job,” she says, exposing a flash of jealousy. “You didn’t think I’d leave you to him, did you?”

Johnny shrugs, then winces in pain. “Looked a bit hairy for a few minutes there, Duchess. This retirement caper isn’t as peaceful as I expected.” She doesn’t reply. Miles pass, then he tries again: “Seems to me if it wasn’t for Howard we’d both be in the shitter. It’s a total clusterfuck.”

“What makes you say that?”

“Lockey and his backers suckered us. They suckered everyone too damn well. Assuming the fish ain’t rotting from the head down, he locked the Black Chamber out before they even realized they had an incursion. If he hadn’t tried to overreach hisself by fishing in our backyard…” Johnny’s thousand-yard stare is focussed far beyond the vanishing point of the highway ahead. “An’ then the old poacher-gamekeeper match-up turned sour on us.”