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Authors: Judy Nickles

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The Bogus Biker

 

 

 

 

 

The Bogus Biker

 

A Penelope Pembroke Cozy Mystery

 

Book 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Judy
Nickles

 

 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons livening or dead, business establishments, events
, or locales, is entirely fictitious.

 

 

 

 

Copyright@2013 Judy
Nickles

 

 

All rights reserved.

 

 

No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission of the author except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

 

 

Contact the author at:

[email protected]

 

Dedication

 

To all the Penelopes out there who embrace life with joy while holding fast to what they believe.

 

 

 

 

 

Special thanks to:

 

Donna Alice Patton, who was not only the catalyst for Penelope but who vetted all things Catholic, understanding my research was done in a Protestant sort of way.

Meet Penelope Pembroke

 

Owner of the best (only) B&B in Amaryllis, Arkansas (pop. 5492), who’s

 

Flirting with fifty (You’re as young as you feel.)

 

Divorced (Travis Pembroke, cotton entrepreneur, had a wandering eye.)

 

Mother of Amaryllis PD Detective Bradley
Pembroke  (She wishes he understood her as well as she understands him.)

 

Apple of her father Jake Kelley’s eye (She wouldn’t trade him for two spotted pups.)

 

Best friend of Mary Lynn Hargrove, the mayor’s wife (They’ve known each other since high school and know each other inside out.)

 

And the only human creature tolerated by Abijah, the 18-lb. orange tabby who stalks the family home-turned B&B.

 

Penelope keeps her ear to the ground, her eyes open, and her battered heart in solitary confinement. Then one night, while having a beer and a Reuben at the seedy-through-popular Sit-n-Swill, she meets Tiny
aka
Sam, who’s about as much of a biker as she is a belly dancer.

 

She insists on dabbling in danger and disaster despite Sam’s best efforts to discourage her. The fireworks begin in Book 1, light up the skies in Books 2,3,4, and 5, and end in one spectacularly explosive display in Book 6.

 

 

Now, Book 1:
The Bogus Biker

CHAPTER ONE

(Friday)

 

“I know what I heard.” Penelope Pembroke leaned across the table in the kitchen of the Amaryllis Bed and Breakfast, of which she was proprietor, and tapped the woven placemat with a well-manicured, unpolished nail. Blowing away the strand of honey-blonde hair falling across her nose, she readjusted the narrow tortoise-shell glasses perched on the end of that appendage, and leaned closer to her best friend Mary Lynn Hargrove, wife of the town’s longtime mayor. “I’m not senile, you know.”

“No one said you were.” Mary Lynn placated Penelope as she’d done since the first day they’d met in high school some thirty years earlier.

“You implied it.” Penelope reached down for the orange tabby nosing around her sneaker-clad feet and lifted him into her lap. “Abijah heard it, too.”

Mary Lynn rolled her dark eyes toward the hairline of close-cropped black curls. “The only thing that blob hears is the sound of the can opener signaling dinner.”

“He’s not a blob.”

“He’s obese. He’s going to keel over one of these days.
Death by Feline Feast.”

“Oh, hush
up.” Penelope stroked the cat, whose ample hindquarters hung over the edge of her lap. “Anyway, I heard what I heard.” The strand of hair drifted across one lens again, and she blew it away and tucked it firmly behind her ear, which set the long silver and turquoise earring swaying. “They specifically said the word ‘shipment’ and mentioned the Sit-n-Swill.”

“Roger
Sitton gets shipments all the time. It’s a bar and grill you know. He doesn’t make moonshine in his bathtub or slaughter his barbecue out back.”

Penelope sat back and shifted the cat to distribute his weight more evenly. “These guys weren’t blessed salesmen, I’m telling you. They were, well, Mafia types.”

Mary Lynn snorted. “Mafioso? Then by all means call the police. Call the FBI. Call out the National Guard or maybe the Marines.”

The smirk on her friend’s face rankled Penelope, but she kept her cool. “I thought about calling Bradley, but he’s worse than you are. He’s convinced I lost it when I divorced his father.”

“He was fifteen then, and it got you a better settlement than if you’d waited on Travis to divorce you.”

“That’s true. I wasn’t so dumb, and I guess he knows that now. He just can’t admit I was right to dump his father, but the man couldn’t keep his blessed pants zipped. I put up with it as long as I could.”

Mary Lynn shook her head. “That’s a dead mule. So tell Brad about the men.”

“Since he got that fancy new title at the police department, he’s not that easy to talk to.”

“CID. Criminal Investigation. Detective Sergeant Bradley Pembroke. You know you’re proud of him, Pen.”

“Just so proud I can’t stand myself.” Penelope’s generous mouth parted in a wide smile.
“So’s Daddy. I just wish his grandmother could’ve lived to see what he’s done.”

“Your mother would’ve been proud. So would old Mrs. Pembroke. She was crazy about him as I remember.”

“I think she knew Bradley wasn’t going to turn out like his father.” Penelope frowned. “You’re changing the subject. I know what I heard.”

“Then tell Roger.”

“Roger Sitton has lace on his drawers, for Heaven’s sake. He’d no more be involved in a drug deal than I would.”

“Well, that’s probably true, but he could be involved without knowing it. Anyway, if you’re not going to tell anyone, forget about it.”

“I’m telling you, Mary Lynn.”


Which is about as useful as telling Abijah.” On cue, the massive feline lifted his head and stretched, then flailed his back legs to keep from sliding to the floor.

Penelope grabbed for him, and he snuggled in again, setting up a rumbling purr her father described as a distant freight train. “Don’t badmouth
Abijah. No wonder he doesn’t like you.”

“He doesn’t like anybody but you, and nobody likes him, including me.” Mary Lynn took one last sip of coffee, slung her floppy zebra-striped bag over one shoulder, and ran long fingers through dark hair beginning to show a few streaks of gray. “I’ve got to get going. The new resale shop over in the strip mall is having its grand opening at two o’clock, and I promised Harry I’d be there for the ribbon-cutting. But I have to stop by the Garden Market first.”

“So you aren’t going to give me any advice?” Penelope’s slender body, still the envy of every classmate, wafted up from the chair like smoke from a pipe. When Abijah squirmed in her arms, she set him down. He stalked away and made it into the bay window in only two tries.

“I thought I just did.” Mary Lynn’s eyes ran the length of her friend’s five-foot-five frame. “I hate you, you know. You ate two
kolaches to my one, and I probably gained five pounds.”

“You worry about your weight too much. Also, what you gave me wasn’t very good advice.”

“It’s all I have, and I really have to go. Thanks for the coffee and kolache, even though I like the peach ones better.”

“The bakery was out of peach.”

“Another time.” The mayor’s wife pushed open the back screen door and stepped out onto the terrace, the rubber soles of her expensive loafers making no sound on the smooth stones. “See you.”

Penelope gathered up the plates and cups and began to rinse them at the sink.

“Nellie.”

“Yes, Daddy?”

“Got anymore of those kolatsky things?”


Kolaches. They’re full of sugar, Daddy.”

Jake Kelley emerged from the tiny hall leading to what he called his ‘lair’. It had been the quarters for the live-in housekeeper when he was a child, but after his daughter turned the family home into a bed and breakfast, he’d taken refuge there. “I want one anyway.”

Penelope shrugged. “You know where they are.”

Jake’s tall, lean body floated across the kitchen. The sunlight glinted off his white hair which he wore short enough to be convenient and long enough to be fashionable. He helped himself to the largest pastry left in the box and took a bite. “I really like the peach ones better.”

“They were out.”

“Maybe tomorrow.”

“Maybe.”

“Did those two young fellows leave right after breakfast?
Anybody else coming in?”

“Yes and yes.”

“They seemed like nice youngsters.” Jake took down his favorite mug, the one with the hunting dogs on it, and poured himself some coffee.

“They were thirty if they were a day, and I don’t think they were very nice.”

“No? Left a mess upstairs, did they?”

“I haven’t been upstairs. No, I thought they seemed shifty.”

“Shifty?” Jake chuckled as he took his coffee and kolache to the table.

Penelope hesitated. At seventy-five, Jake was sharper than most men half his age, despite a stroke two years ago that had ended his employment as general manager of the Garden Market. He’d come back all the way, but by then the owner said it was past time for him to retire anyway. He hadn’t liked it much then, but in six months he’d liked his freedom a lot. She straightened from putting dishes into the dishwasher. “I overheard them talking about something that didn’t sound right to me.”

“Which was?”

“Something about a shipment at the Sit-n-Swill.”

Jake added sugar from the grapeleaf bowl to his coffee. “Drugs.”

Penelope’s eyebrows went up. “That’s what I thought, too. Mary Lynn didn’t get it.”

“Mary Lynn doesn’t think like you.”

“But you do?”

Jake looked up and grinned. “You’re a chip off the old block, darlin’.”

“Oh, Daddy, you wouldn’t recognize Jack the Ripper if he knocked on the back door and asked to borrow the butcher knife.”

Jake’s shaggy eyebrows came together in a straight line above his slate-blue eyes. “I knew a shoplifter the minute he walked in the market. I could smell him.” He took another bite of the pastry and chewed slowly. “Dry.”

“They were in the day-old bin.”

“Maybe you should call Brad. On second thought, maybe not.”

“My feelings exactly.”

“I’m sure glad you don’t think I’m over the hill, Nellie.”

“You’re not over the hill, Daddy. You’re not even near the top. But you know Bradley.”

“I know my grandson. So what are you going to do?”

Penelope sat down. “Nothing I guess.”

“Nothing, huh.”

“What can I do?”

“I haven’t had one of Roger’s Reubens in a long time.”

Penelope’s mouth twitched. “Neither have I.”

“Well, then, it seems to me after you check in tonight’s guests, you and I should mosey on over to the Sit-n-Swill and have one. And a beer.”

Penelope got up and wiped a few drops of water from the new granite counter top she’d had installed to replace the old-fashioned grouted tile. “I guess it couldn’t hurt.”

“I don’t think so.”

She frowned. “Daddy, do you really believe what I heard, or is this just an excuse for a beer and a Reuben?”

He shrugged.

“And what if something happens while we’re
there, and the police come? I’d rather face a firing squad than my own son.”

“Nellie, I always told you not to cross a bridge ‘til you came to it. Besides, Brad wouldn’t arrest us. He’d have to take care of
Abijah, and he hates that cat.”

Penelope twisted her mouth,
then nodded. “All right, Daddy. We’ll do it.”

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