The Book of the Bizarre: Freaky Facts and Strange Stories (43 page)

“A COFFIN NAIL” IS SLANG FOR A CIGARETTE.

STAR LIFE

On April 21, 1997, a rocket containing the cremated remains of twenty-four people was launched into space. Among the remains were those of Gene Roddenberry,
Star Trek
series creator. The rocket was launched by Celestis, a company that formed in 1996 for the purpose of launching ashes into space.

“I AM TOLD HE MAKES A VERY HANDSOME CORPSE, AND BECOMES HIS COFFIN PRODIGIOUSLY.”
—OLIVER GOLDSMITH

A TISKET, A TASKET

The words “coffin” and “casket” are commonly substituted for one another, but they do technically mean different things. A coffin is defined as a box or chest for burying a corpse and is generally wedge-shaped and simple. A casket is almost always rectangular and fancier than a coffin. In the fifteenth century, a casket was used to store jewels.

GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK

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www.weddingringcofffin.com
.

Kutna Hora in the Czech Republic is home to an ossuary, a depository for bones of the dead. The Kutna Hora ossuary includes a chandelier that is reputed to contain every bone in the human body.

CEMETERY ICONOGRAPHY

In his book
Stories in Stone: A Field Guide to Cemetery Symbolism and Iconography
, author and photographer
Douglas Keister has compiled a reference guide for cemetery-goers that is equivalent to an Audubon field guide for ornithologists. Covering everything from Freemasonry symbols to the meanings of flowers,
Stories in Stone
is a must-have for any graveyard groupie. Keister teaches the reader that morning glories symbolize the resurrection, a draped urn may signify the veil between the earth and heavens, and a feather can represent ascent into heaven.

Some other common cemetery symbolism:

  • An anchor is both a symbol of hope and the mark of a seafarer.
  • Flowers represent love, beauty, and a brief life. Chrysanthemums are symbolic of longevity and immortality, calla lilies mean beauty and marriage, daisies often mark children's graves, and violets mean humility.
  • A weeping willow expresses the sorrow of the deceased's surviving friends and family.
  • A shaft of wheat generally means a long and abundant life.
  • An acorn represents prosperity.

DEATHLY TRADITIONS

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