The Case of the Deadly Butter Chicken (21 page)

But Flush had the answer. More or less.

'Full Moon's call was to a post-paid number,' he said when he caught up with the group in his Bajaj van. 'I called my batchmate at LBS and he was able to do a multi-lateration of the radio signals using the GPS system and--'

Puri cut him short. 'Tell me.'

'It was received in Surat, Boss.'

Puri turned to Tubelight. 'You've got any reliable person there?'

'That boy Sonal. From the Bollywood Bimbo case? One you called Chanel Number Five.'

'Get him to the location no delay. I want discreet surveillance. Meanwhile, you two' - he meant Tubelight and Flush - 'go directly to the airport. Be on the next plane.'

'You're not coming with us, Boss?'

'Gujarat is one place I am always happy to avoid.'

Full Moon's lackey was banging against the inside of the boot again, demanding to be let out.

'What about our guest, Boss?' asked Tubelight.

'I'll sit on him,' said Puri.

The detective had not made any progress with the moustache case, the trace of the goose and two snakes licence plate having come to nothing, and he had far better things to do than follow up on Inspector Thakur's phone call. Nevertheless he called Raju Pillai, Director General and Honorary Secretary of MOP, and asked him to arrange an interview with Gopal Ragi right away.

'Difficult,' said Pillai. 'These media persons are having a feeding frenzy. Dozens are camped outside his house. The story is running on every channel. "Moustache Massacre" they're calling it. They're treating the whole thing as a joke. I went on Action News! to put the record straight. This is a serious matter. Our members are getting attacked willy nilly.'

The detective arranged to enter Ragi's home through a back entrance and reached the place an hour later. He found the victim in his living room, distraught but calm, and in no doubt as to who had been behind his abduction and assault.

'Bhalla did this,' he said. 'He believed I had his moustache shaved off so he wanted revenge. He hired that goon.'

Puri was in no mood for conspiracy theories. 'Listen!' he said, his anger flaring. 'The description of your abductors match. Therefore it is safe to reason a third party is involved.'

'He made it look that way, to throw you off the trail.'

The detective sank his face into his hands. 'Just tell me what all happened,' he murmured through his fingers.

Ragi had left the house for the office at his usual hour, he explained. As he got into his car, someone came up behind him and grabbed him. A struggle ensued.

'He was wearing a ski mask but I noticed one thing: he had blotches on his hands,' said Ragi.

Puri wondered if the assailant might be a barber. Alum, which was used to heal nicks and cuts, causes blemishes to the skin.

'He held a rag over my face. Presently I passed out,' added Ragi who went on to explain how he regained consciousness lying on the back seat of his car, which was parked in the Pusa Hill Forest.

That made sense, Puri thought. It was a secluded spot where no one would have disturbed the thief while they removed the moustache. But why would anyone want to steal a moustache? Could the thief have some kind of fetish? Or was he indeed a collector of unusual curios, as Thakur had surmised? Perhaps Ragi's moustache was destined to be mounted above a mantelpiece like a prize stag?

There was one other possibility.

'Could be some individual or other wants you and Bhalla out of the way, so to speak. You were planning to make any appearances together?' asked Puri.

'We're not the best of friends - in case you hadn't noticed,' answered Ragi.

The detective left the house and called his client to bring him up to date. For once Bhalla had little to say. 'If it wasn't Ragi, then who?' he asked.

'Leave that question in my most capable hands, sir,' answered Puri.

FIFTEEN

CHANEL NO. 5 pulled up in front of a mansion in the exclusive City Light Town District of Surat, about two hours after Tubelight had hired him to locate Full Moon's hawala agent. There were lights on inside - a man's silhouette was in a window on the first floor - and so the young operative went straight up to the gate and rang the bell. It was answered by a prim maidservant who behaved as if she owned the house. He knew the type.

'Pizza delivery!'

Chanel No. 5 held up a Domino's box that had been delivered to his place before he'd set off. He was wearing a uniform, stolen a few months ago from a genuine employee's washing line. He hadn't managed to get hold of one of those unflattering baseball caps, but then he probably wouldn't have worn it anyway. Hats interfered with his hairstyle. He wore it spiked and shaved on the sides. It went with the coloured strings and bands he wore on his left wrist, the birthstone stud in his left ear and his brazen manner.

'One peppy paneer with cheese-stuffed thick crust and extra toppings of jalapenos, green peppers and pineapple, extra spicy,' he said in heavily accented English.

The maidservant scowled with contempt.

'No one ordered pizza,' she said, arms folded, head cocked to one side. 'This is number 22.' She pointed to the digits on the gate. 'Can't you read?'

'Hey, sister, no need to talk like that!' he replied. 'I'm just doing my job. Deliver in half an hour, they say. Get it to the customer hot and crispy. And that's what I do. It says here' - he read from the fake order slip he'd printed out - 'number 22, Mihir Desai. He called at exactly eight twenty-two. That's' - Chanel No. 5 checked his watch - 'twenty-nine minutes ago. See, you're holding me up, sister! The pizza will go soggy and then I'll get the blame! That could cost me my job!'

With a roll of her eyes, the maidservant told him to wait.

When she returned, triumph radiated from her snapping brown eyes. 'Like I told you, no one ordered pizza,' she said. 'Sir and Ma'am don't eat junk.'

'You checked with him yourself?'

'Who else? Now stop wasting my time or I'll call your office and make a complaint.'

'What am I supposed to do with the pizza?'

'Think I care?' she said with a toss of her head, slamming the gate shut in his face.

Chanel No. 5 thanked her under his breath. Desai was at home. He was the one in the window - had turned and talked to the maidservant when she'd gone to ask him about the pizza.

So far so good. He got back on his Vespa, rode to the end of the street and parked on an empty lot. Crouching down behind a bush, he took off the uniform and shoved it into his backpack; then he slipped on his favourite T-shirt, printed with a picture of the goddess Britney Spears.

He had already marked out a tree with plenty of foliage on the street from where he would be able to keep an eye on Desai. First he needed to take care of the street light that stood right next to it. For this he reached into his backpack and took out his catapult and a marble. The target was an easy one for someone who had grown up in the Bapunagar slum and routinely killed rats and pigeons and sometimes, for sport, took out the headlights of passing cars on the Bajipura Road.

The sound of the impact and subsequent shower of glass that rained down on the pavement and the parked SUV underneath brought the security guards posted outside the other houses running. They looked up at the shattered fixture, examined the shards of glass, discussed what could have caused the bulb to explode, looked up and down the street with bemused expressions, chatted for a while about this and that, and then, one by one, returned to their posts.

When the coast was clear, Chanel No. 5 emerged from his hiding place and clambered up the tree, taking his backpack and the pizza box with him.

Once he was settled on a sturdy branch, he sent Tubelight an SMS informing him that he was in position. He sent another to his new girlfriend, Padma, whom he had met at an illegal rave, and a third to his mother to let her know he'd be out late. Then he stuck his headphones in his ears, selected Metallica's Kill 'Em All on his MP3 player and tucked into a nice slice of peppy paneer.

While Tubelight and Flush were boarding the evening flight to Ahmedabad, from where they planned to drive to Surat, Mummy and Ritu were making their way down to the water's edge at the Har ki Pauri ghat in Haridwar. They'd avoided the crush of the aarti ceremony when thousands gathered to watch temple priests perform a dramatic evening show complete with thalis of fire, clanging bells and plenty of evocative chanting. But the ancient steps were still busy with devotees washing themselves in the waters of Mother Ganga, the air perfumed with incense, the atmosphere one of calm deference.

It was only a few degrees above freezing and the two women were wearing bulky winter coats and thick-knit sweaters over their white kurta pajamas. With their woolly hats pulled down over their ears and dupattas draped over their shoulders, they resembled Indian auntie versions of the Teletubbies. Ritu had to tug off her mittens in order to take from her purse the fee the pandit had quoted for conducting the Asthi Visarjan ceremony. The three 100-rupee notes quickly vanished within the folds of his saffron robes. The priest then set about arranging a few stainless steel containers on one of the steps. These were filled with the accoutrements of his trade - marigolds, rose petals, brightly coloured powders - and the urn was placed next to them.

The pandit began to recite the last rites, his nasal delivery rising above the sound of the rushing water. Mummy and Ritu saluted the Ganges with a namaste. They crouched down, holding their cupped hands before them, and these were filled with marigolds and rose petals. To this potpourri was added a few pinches of Bal Bawar's ashes, the timeless mantras flowing as freely as the river itself. 'Om brahm bakhtam samarpayamee.'

The two women allowed the flowers and ash to cascade from their hands. The mixture floated on the surface for a moment and quickly dissipated amongst the eddies. The pandit then emptied the remaining contents of the urn into the river, where they began an epic, 1,500-mile journey across the great plains of India to the Bay of Bengal. Finally, Ritu crouched down on the last step and cast off a floral diya, a banana leaf boat filled with petals and an oil lamp made from clay. It was quickly captured by the current, which pulled the tiny vessel out into the middle of the river, the flame of its cotton wick soon a speck on the vast body of water.

The ceremony was over. Bal Bawar had departed . . . at least from this life.

Ritu stood on the steps for a while longer, tears running down her cheeks, saying a final, silent prayer for her late husband. Mummy remained by her side, one arm around her friend's shoulder, offering her words of comfort. She also kept one eye on the man who had been tailing them all day.

Trying to tail them, more like.

Shaking him off that afternoon had been simple. After lunch, while Ritu took some 'meter down' in their hotel room, Mummy crossed the busy pedestrian bridge that spanned the canal. Halfway across, she scattered a bagful of peanuts, attracting the attention of three or four of the city's bold and fearless monkeys, who started to fight over the pickings. With the way effectively blocked, Mummy proceeded to the other side of the bridge, where she got clean away in an auto.

The next few hours proved fruitful.

Mummy located the Panda who kept the records of the village in Madhya Pradesh where Mrs Harnam Talwar, wife of notorious politician Sandeep Talwar, maintained she'd been born. There was no record of either her or her parents. She was not who she claimed to be. This information might be all that Mummy needed to link Harnam Talwar to Faheem Khan. But she didn't want to jump to any conclusions. There was one last name to verify: Call Centre King Satish Bhatia's mother, Jasmeet, who had sat just two places away from the victim at that fateful dinner.

Mummy planned to go in search of her family's Panda tomorrow.

Of course she would have to shake off her tail first. He was working for Chubby - of that she was sure. Not an especially smart fellow, it had to be said. Once this was all over she would have to have a word with her son about the calibre of people he was using. He had underestimated her, imagined she was just some silly old lady who wouldn't spot him in the crowd. Ha! Just look at him now over on the steps, lighting a beedi and holding the match up to his face so it illuminated his features. A prize duffer if ever she'd seen one.

Still, he could easily ruin things for her. If he found out that she had been talking with the Pandas of Haridwar and researching the ancestry of some of the women who'd been present at the murder, the great Vish Puri would guess what she was up to.

Mummy gave Ritu's arm a light squeeze.

'Better revert, na,' she said. 'You've been fasting all day - should be eating something. Come.'