The Complete Short Stories of W. Somerset Maugham - II - The World Over (2 page)

Two young fellows were working on a tea plantation in the hills and the mail had to be fetched from a long way off so that they only got it at rather long intervals. One of the young fellows, let us call him A, got a lot of letters by every mail, ten or twelve and sometimes more, but the other, B, never got one. He used to watch A enviously as he took his bundle and started to read; he hankered to have a letter, just one letter; and one day, when they were expecting the mail, he said to A: “Look here, you always have a packet of letters and I never get any. I’ll give you five pounds if you’ll let me have one of yours.” “Right-ho,” said A, and when the mail came in he handed B his letters and said to him: “Take whichever you like.” B gave him a five-pound note, looked over the letters, chose one and returned the rest. In the evening when they were having a whisky and soda before dinner, A asked casually: “By the way, what was that letter about?” “I’m not going to tell you,” said B. A, somewhat taken aback, said: “Well, who was it from?” “That’s my business,” answered B. They had a bit of an argument, but B stood on his rights and refused to say anything about the letter he had bought. A began to fret, and as the weeks went by he did all he could to persuade B to let him see the letter. B continued to refuse. At length A. anxious, worried and curious, felt he couldn’t hear it any longer, so he went to B and said: “Look here, here’s your five pounds, let me have my letter back again.” “Not on your life,” said B. “I bought it and paid for it, it’s my letter and I’m not going to give it up.”

In A
Writer’s Notebook
I added: “I suppose if I belonged to the modern school of story writers I should write it just as it is and leave it. It goes against the grain with me. I want a story to have form, and I don’t see how you can give it that unless you can bring it to a conclusion that leaves no legitimate room for questioning. But even if you could bring yourself to leave the reader up in the air you don’t want to leave yourself up in the air with him.” The facts as my correspondent gave them to me intrigued a good many people, and a magazine in Canada and
The New Statesman
in England, independently of one another, offered prizes to their readers for the best conclusion to the story. I don’t know that the results were particularly successful.

There are literary vogues that come and go. At present short-story writers appear to have a disinclination for anything but quite usual and commonplace incident. The result is a spate of drab stories in which nothing happens. I think the influence of Chekhov is responsible for this; on one occasion he wrote: “People do not go to the North Pole and fall off icebergs; they go to offices, quarrel with their wives and eat cabbage soup.” But people
do
go to the North Pole, and if they don’t fall off icebergs they undergo experiences as perilous; and there is no reason why an author should not write as good stories about them as about people who eat cabbage soup. But obviously it isn’t enough that they should go to their offices, quarrel with their wives and eat cabbage soup. Chekhov certainly never thought it was. In order to make a story at all they must steal the petty cash at the office, murder or leave their wives, and when they eat their cabbage soup it must be with emotion or significance. Cabbage soup then becomes a symbol of the satisfaction of a domestic life or the anguish of a frustrated one. To eat it may thus be as catastrophic as falling off an iceberg. But it is just as unusual. The simple reason for Chekhov’s statement is that he believed what writers, being human, are very apt to believe; namely, that what he was best able to do was the best thing to do.

I read once an article on how to write a short story. Certain points the author made were useful, but to my mind the central thesis was wrong. She stated that the “local point’
:
of a short story should be the building of character and that the incidents should be invented solely to “liven” personality. Oddly enough she remarked earlier in her article that the parables are the best short stories that have ever been written. I think it would be difficult to describe the characters of I the Prodigal Son and his brother or of the Good Samaritan and the Man who fell among thieves. They are in fact not characterized and we have to guess what sort of people they were, for we are only told about them the essential facts necessary for the pointing of the moral. And that, whether he has a moral to point or not, is about all the short-story writer can do. He has no room to describe and develop a character; at best he can only give the salient traits that bring the character to life and so make the story he has to tell plausible. Since the beginning of history men have gathered around the campfire or in a group in the market place to listen to the telling of stories. The desire to listen to them appears to be as deeply rooted in the human animal as the sense of properly. I have never pretended to be anything but a storyteller. It has amused me to tell stories and I have told a great many.

I have been writing stories for fifty years. In that long period I have seen a number of bright stars creep shyly over the horizon, travel across the sky to burn with a more or less gem-like flame for a while in mid-heaven, and then dwindle into an obscurity from which there is little likelihood that they will ever emerge. The writer has his special communication to make, which, when you come to analyse it, is the personality with which he is endowed by nature, and during the early years of his activity he is groping in the dark to express it; then, if he is fortunate, he succeeds in doing this and if there is in his personality a certain abundance he may contrive for a long time to produce work which is varied and characteristic; but the time comes at last (if he is so imprudent as to live to a ripe age) when, having given what he has to give, his powers fail. He has fashioned all the stories he himself is capable of digging out of the inexhaustible mine which is human nature and he has created all the characters which can possibly be constituted out of the various sides of his own personality. For no one, I believe, can create a character from pure observation; if it is to have life it must be at least in some degree a representation of himself. A generation has arisen which is strange to him and it is only by an effort of will that he can understand the interests of a world of which he can now be only an observer. But to understand is not enough; the writer of fiction must feel, and he must not only feel with, he must feel in. It is well then if he can bring himself to cease writing stories which might just as well have remained unwritten. He is wise to watch warily for the signs which will indicate to him that, having said his say, it behoves him to resign himself to silence.

I have written my last story.

CONTENTS

 

Preface
  v

A Woman of Fifty
  1

The Man with the Scar
  18

The Bum
  22

The Closed Shop
  29

An Official Position
  37

A Man with a Conscience
  57

French Joe
  76

German Harry
  81

The Four Dutchmen
  85

The End of the Flight
  92

Flotsam and Jetsam
  98

A Casual Affair
  122

Mr. Know-All
  142

Straight Flush
  149

The Portrait of a Gentleman
  155

Raw Material
  161

A Friend in Need
  165

The Dream
  170

The Taipan
  175

The Consul
  182

Mirage
  187

Mabel
  206

Masterson
  211

A Marriage of Convenience
  221

Princess September
  234

In a Strange Land
  243

The Lotus Eater
  248

Salvatore
  263

The Wash-Tub
  268

Mayhew
  276

The Happy Man
  280

The Point of Honour
  285

The Mother
  299

The Romantic Young Lady
  313

The Poet
  323

A Man from Glasgow
  328

The Lion’s Skin
  338

The Three Fat Women of Antibes
  361

The Happy Couple
  376

The Voice of the Turtle
  390

The Facts of Life
  406

Gigolo and Gigolette
  424

Appearance and Reality
  441

The Luncheon
  456

The Unconquered
  461

The Ant and the Grasshopper
  487

Home
  491

The Escape
  496

The Judgment Seat
  500

Sanatorium
  505

Louise
  528

Lord Mountdrago
  535

A String of Beads
  558

The Promise
  565

The Verger
  572

The Social Sense
  579

The Colonel’s Lady
  587

Episode
  605

The Kite
  625

The Treasure
  648

Winter Cruise
  664

THE COMPLETE SHORT STORIES
OF
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM
II

A WOMAN OF FIFTY

 

My friend Wyman Holt is a professor of English Literature in one of the smaller universities of the Middle West, and hearing that I was speaking in a near-by city-near-by as distances go in the vastness of America-he wrote to ask me if I would come and give a talk to his class. He suggested that I should stay with him for a few days so that he could show me something of the surrounding country. I accepted the invitation, but told him that my engagements would prevent me from spending more than a couple of nights with him. He met me at the station, drove me to his house, and after we had had a drink we walked over to the campus. I was somewhat taken aback to find so many people in the hall in which I was to speak, for I had not expected more than twenty at the outside and I was not prepared to give a solemn lecture, but only an informal chat. I was more than a little intimidated to see a number of middle-aged and elderly persons, some of whom I suspected were members of the faculty, and I was afraid they would find what I had to say very superficial. However, there was nothing to do but to start and, after Wyman had introduced me to the audience in a manner that I very well knew I couldn’t live up to, that is what I did. I said my say, I answered as best I could a number of questions, and then I retired with Wyman into a little room at the back of the stage from which I had spoken.

Several people came in. They said the usual kindly things to me that are said on these occasions, and I made the usual polite replies. I was thirsting for a drink. Then a woman came in and held out her hand to me.

“How very nice it is to see you again,” she said. “It’s years since we last met.”

To the best of my belief I’d never set eyes on her before. I forced a cordial smile to my tired, stiff lips, shook her proffered hand effusively and wondered who the devil she was. My professor must have seen from my face that I was trying to place her, for he said: “Mrs Greene is married to a member of our faculty and she gives a course on the Renaissance and Italian literature.”

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