Read The Cricket in Times Square Online
Authors: George Selden
He led Mario into the next room, which was the kitchen. On a black cast-iron stove there were half a dozen pots steaming and singing. The table was laid with beautifully painted china plates. On them were pictures of Chinese ladies and gentlemen, dressed in colored gowns and robes, walking on little bridges over a calm blue lake. Beside the places that had been set were two pairs of chopsticks, each one in its own paper wrapper.
A very old Chinese gentleman was sitting in a rocking chair next to the window. He had a thin gray beard that hung down from his chin, and was wearing a long red and gold robe that looked like the ones on the plates. When Mario came in, he stood up slowly, with his hands folded, and bowed. Mario had never had an old Chinese gentleman bow to him before and he didn't quite know what to do. But he thought he had better bow back. Then the Chinese man bowed again. And so did Mario.
They might have gone on bowing all night if Sai Fong hadn't said something in Chinese to his friend. It sounded like this:
“Che shih y hsi so ti erh tung,”
and it means, “This is the boy with the cricket.” Mario and Chester stole a glance at each other, but neither one of them understood Chinese.
The old man, however, became very excited. He peered down through the bars of the cricket cage and exclaimed with delight. Then, drawing himself up to his full height, he made a very low and solemn bow. Chester bowed back and gave one of his most polite chirps. That pleased the Chinese gentleman very much. He and Sai Fong began laughing and talking together. It sounded like the cheerful clicking of hundreds of chopsticks.
When they were finished telling each other how fine a cricket Chester was, Sai Fong said to Mario, “You like Chinese food, please?”
“Yes, I do,” answered Mario, “I guess.” He had never had anything Chinese except chop suey, but he was awfully fond of that.
“You wait, please,” said Sai Fong. He disappeared into the shop and came back in a minute with two new robes. “This for you,” he said, helping Mario on with one. It was purple and lavender, and had designs of the sun, moon, and stars stitched all over it. “And this mine,” said Sai Fong, putting on his own robe, which was blue and green, covered with pictures of fish and reeds and water lilies.
The old Chinese gentleman whispered something to Sai Fong, and Sai whispered an answer back in Chinese. “So sorry,” he said to Mario, “no robe small enough for cricket.”
“Oh, that's all right,” said Mario.
“You sit, please,” said Sai, and brought another chair to the table.
Mario sat down and the Chinese gentleman sat opposite him. Sai Fong put the cricket cage in the middle of the table and then went back and forth to the stove, bringing over steaming bowls of Chinese food. Chester was very curious to see what it tasted like, since he had never even had chop suey.
“This chow yukâChinese vegetable,” said Sai Fong, setting down the first bowl. There were all kinds of green vegetables in the chow yukâstring beans and pea pods, and also pieces of diced chicken. Next came fried rice with pork, cooked a delicious brown, with a nutty, meaty flavor. Then chow mein with pan-fried noodles and cashew nuts. But it wasn't all soupy like the chow mein Mario had seen at the Automat. He could have made a meal just out of the pan-fried noodles alone. And last there was duck cooked with pineapples. The pieces of roast duck were swimming in a luscious, sweet sauce. Finally Sai Fong brought over a big pot of something.
“You know what this is?” he asked, and lifted the lid.
Mario looked in. “Tea,” he said.
“Ha he!”
laughed Sai Fong. “You make very good Chinaman,” he said, and smiled broadly at Mario.
Mario had a hard time learning to use the chopsticks. They kept slipping out of his hand. “Make believe two very long fingers,” said Sai Fong.
“Two long fingersâtwo long fingers,” Mario told himself over and over again. And then he could work them. He got so that he could almost feel the food on the end of them as he lifted it into his mouth.
Chester was served his dinner too. Sai Fong got a tiny saucer out of the cupboard and put a dab of each course on it for the cricket. And he had never tasted anything so good! He especially liked the chow yuk, because vegetables were his favorite. Every so often he would have to stop eating and chirp for joy. Whenever he did, the Chinese gentleman and Sai Fong smiled and chattered to each other in Chinese. Mario felt the same way Chester did, but he couldn't chirp. All he could do to show how much he was enjoying everything was to answer, “Yes, please,” each time Sai Fong asked him if he wanted more.
When the four of them had eaten as much of the chow yuk and chow mein and pork fried rice and duck with pineapples as they wanted, Sai Fong brought out some candied kumquats for dessert. Mario had two and several more cups of tea. Chester was so full he could only nibble on a piece of one.
“Now,” said Sai Fong, when they were all finished, “what is problem with cricket?” He lit his white clay pipe and the old Chinese gentleman lit one too. They sat smoking, with the wisps of smoke curling up around their chins, looking very wise, Mario thought.
“The problem is,” Mario began, “that my cricket eats money.” And he told them all about the two-dollar bill. Sai Fong had to translate everything into Chinese for his friend. After each new sentence the old man would nod his head and say “Ah” or “Oh” or “Mmm” in a serious voice.
“So I think he must not be getting the right things to eat,” Mario concluded his story.
“Very excellent deduction,” said Sai Fong. He began talking rapidly in Chinese. Then he stood up and said, “You wait, please,” and went into the shop. In a moment he was back, carrying a big book under his arm. As the two Chinese were reading it, they would stop now and then and mutter something to each other.
Mario went around behind them. Of course he couldn't read the Chinese characters, but there were pictures in the book too. One showed a princess sitting on an ivory throne. On a stand beside her was a cricket cage just like Chester's.
All of a sudden the Chinese gentleman began to squeak with excitement.
“Yu le! Yu le!”
he said, tapping the page with the stem of his pipe.
“Here is! Here is!” Sai Fong exclaimed to Mario. “This story of princess of ancient China. Had cricket for pet and feed him mulberry leaves. It say, âJust as silkworm who eat of mulberry tree spin beautiful silk, so cricket who eat leaves spin beautiful song.'”
“Then we've got to find a mulberry tree,” said Mario. The only one he knew of right off hand was in the Botanical Gardens in Brooklyn, and that had a fence around it.
“But I have tree!” said Sai Fong, and his face curled up in a smile as wide as a Halloween pumpkin's. “Right outside window.” He went to the window and pulled up the shade. In the courtyard outside a mulberry tree was growing. One of its branches almost stuck into the kitchen. Sai pulled off about a dozen leaves and put one in the cricket cage. But Chester didn't touch it.
Mario was dismayed. “He doesn't like it,” he said.
“Oh, he like!” said Sai Fong. “He just full of Chinese dinner now!”
And that was exactly the truth. Any other time Chester would have been gobbling up the leaf. But he was stuffed now. Just to show them that leaves were what he wanted, however, he managed to take one bite.
“You see?” said Sai Fong. “He eat leaf when he hungry.”
Chester was feeling so contented that he had to sing for a while. Everyone listened very quietly. The only other sound was the creaking of the rocking chair, which went very well with the cricket's song. Sai Fong and his friend were very touched by the concert. They sat with their eyes closed and expressions of complete peace on their faces. When it was over, the old Chinese gentleman blew his nose on a silk handkerchief he took out of his sleeve. His eyes were moist. Dabbing at them with the handkerchief, he whispered something to Sai Fong.
“He say it like being in palace garden to hear cricket sing,” Sai Fong translated to Mario.
The boy thanked Sai Fong for the Chinese dinner, but said he would have to be going now, because it was late.
“You come back any time,” said Sai Fong. He put the eleven mulberry leaves in a little box and gave it to Mario. “Plenty leaves on tree. I save all for cricket.”
Mario thanked him again. The old Chinese gentleman stood up and bowed. Mario bowed to him. Sai Fong bowed, and Mario bowed to him too. In the cage Chester was bowing to everybody. Mario backed toward the door, still bowing, and went out. It had been a very nice evening. He felt formal and polite from all the bowing, and he was glad that his cricket had been able to make the two Chinese gentlemen so happy.
TEN
The Dinner Party
Late one night Chester Cricket was very busy inside the newsstand. As soon as the Bellinis went home, he hopped out of the matchbox and began to clean up. First he pushed in the box so its sides were even and then slid it over beside the alarm clock. Next he pulled a piece of Kleenex out of the Kleenex box and dragged it back and forth across the shelf. When the shelf was dusted, he picked up the tissue in his two front legs and polished the cricket cage so its bars shone. He wiped off the glass in the front of the alarm clock and the radio too until he could see his own reflection. The dial of the clock was luminous and it shed a very soft green light. Chester wanted everything to be perfect on this particular evening. There was going to be a party.
It was exactly two months since Chester had arrived in New York, and the three animals wanted to celebrate the anniversary. Nothing too formal, you understandâjust a little dinner for everyone. Tucker Mouse had volunteered to let them use the drain pipe, but Chester didn't want to eat amid all the waste paper and rubbish his friend had collected. So after many conferences, they resolved on the newsstand. It was sheltered, and quite big enough, and the radio could provide nice background music.
Tucker Mouse jumped up beside Chester. “How is the food coming, Tucker?” asked the cricket. Tucker had been put in charge of refreshments.
“Hic hic hic,” laughed Tucker Mouse, rubbing his front feet together, “wait till I tell you.” He lifted up one foot. “I have: two chunks liverwurst, one slice ham, three pieces baconâfrom a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwichâsome lettuce and tomatoâfrom said sandwichâwhole-wheat, rye, and white crusts, a big gob cole slaw, two squares from a Hershey chocolate bar, the end of an Oh! Henry candy barâ
with
nuts!âand now comes the climax.” Tucker paused. “
Iced
soft drinks!”
“How did you get the ice?” asked Chester.
“Wait, I'll tell you,” said Tucker. “All day I've been hiding by the lunch counter. When the soda jerks made a Coke I grabbed the ice they spilled, which I then took to the drain pipe. There,” he went on with especial pride, “it happens I have a heatproof, insulated bag saved up for just such an occasion. I put in the ice, shut up the openingâwe have ice! Nice, eh?”
He sat back on his haunches and grinned at Chester.
“Very nice,” said Chester. “Where have you got the drinks?”
“In paper cups,” said Tucker. “And no mixing of drinks either. For each kind of soft drinkâanother cup.”
“That's wonderful,” said the cricket with admiration.
“Oh, it's nothing really,” said Tucker, waving a foot. “I mean, it's somethingâbut nothing too much.” He looked around at the shelf and clock and everything. “You are to be congratulated on the cleanliness. Of course, it isn't as important as food-getting, but to be clean is very nice too.”
While they were talking, Harry Cat came in through the opening at the side of the newsstand. Chester hopped down, like a good host, to greet his new guest.
“How was the concert?” he asked. Harry had been down to Washington Square to hear an open-air concert of chamber music. How you could play chamber music outdoors Chester didn't understandâbut it was New York and anything could happen.
“Very good,” answered Harry. “But I don't think the violinist played nearly as well as you do.”
It made Chester very happy to hear that, but he had to turn away so Harry wouldn't see him blush.
“Harry, help me with the food,” said Tucker. He jumped down to the floor and scurried over to the drain pipe.
The mouse and the cat put all the different courses over to one side with the soft drinks so everyone could just go up and help himself. It was buffet style. Tucker and Chester sat on the shelf and Harry, who was taller, sat on the stool. But his head was on a level with theirs.
Tucker Mouse took great pride in cooling the soft drinks. There were four cups, one with Coca-Cola, one with Pepsi, one root beer, and the last orange pop. Tucker put a big piece of ice in each and then made a show of stirring them up with a straw he had found that afternoon.