The Designated Drivers' Club
Shelley K. Wall,
author of
Numbers Never Lie
and
Bring It On
Avon, Massachusetts
This edition published by
Crimson Romance
an imprint of F+W Media, Inc.
10151 Carver Road, Suite 200
Blue Ash, Ohio 45242
Copyright © 2013 by Shelley K. Wall
ISBN 10: 1-4405-5819-1
ISBN 13: 978-1-4405-5819-1
eISBN 10: 1-4405-5820-5
eISBN 13: 978-1-4405-5820-7
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, corporations, institutions, organizations, events, or locales in this novel are either the product of the author’s imagination or, if real, used fictitiously. The resemblance of any character to actual persons (living or dead) is entirely coincidental.
Cover art © StockPhoto.com/yula; Jupiterimages Corporation
Chapter 1
The wind shoved Jenny Madison through the bar door into the mass of noise and people. A paper sign taped to the window fluttered next to her, an advertisement for the play
Home is Love
. A clever patron had crossed the word home and penned
DRINKING
over.
Jenny concentrated on the prior word and squelched a desire to go there.
“Yeah, and you’ll be locked out of it if you don’t get busy,” she muttered. Her boss’ words rang heavily, scratch that, ex-boss’. He had fired her because her attitude didn’t fit their work environment. A stack of bills pended disaster if she didn’t forge ahead.
Jenny walked with faked confidence into the crowded club. She carried business cards, monogrammed notepads, and refrigerator magnets with her new business name. This was her fourth stop of the evening. She adjusted her denim skirt down over her legs and tugged the lapels of her black jacket forward. Admittedly, it wasn’t as professional as she wanted but it sufficed. She had not worn heels in a month and now that she donned a pair, her feet complained.
“The Designated Driver’s Club.” A petite brunette with studs in her eyebrow read from the business card. “What does that mean?”
“It’s a membership thing. You pay either annually or monthly. We pick you up anywhere you want and take you home, then back to your car the next day — or we deliver it if preferred. Our drivers are safe, alcohol-free, have good driving records, and we guarantee you won’t get a DUI.” Jenny mustered up her best cheerful smile. “And all for a price that’s less than the cost of a ticket.”
“You’ll pick up anywhere in the city?” The girl’s stud lifted along with the brow attached to it.
“Yes. Anywhere.”
“Wow. Great idea.”
“Thanks. You can sign up on the website listed on the card, or call that number there.” Jenny ran her finger along the print. “We take all major credit cards. Oh, and we don’t lecture anyone or give them a hard time. Our drivers are courteous and confidential. We recognize everyone needs to have a good time once in a while — we just want it to end well, too.”
She flashed a final smile at the table, ran her tongue over her teeth and moved on. Her cheeks ached and her lips cracked from forced cheerfulness. A few more tables and she would step back outside and teeter her heeled feet to the car.
“Hey!” A tall twenty-something guy with shaggy dark hair called after her. “How many drivers do you have?”
“Enough,” she answered with fake assurance. Okay, a little white lie — but she doubted it would matter. If, by chance, she had more calls than she could handle, she could recruit a few friends to help. Or — even better — hire someone. Her own staff. That sounded impressive.
Jenny whipped around to get the final tables just in time to meet a cocktail waitress head-on. The waitress was quick and evaded the collision. Jenny wasn’t as speedy. Her hand full of cards and goodies fluttered to the floor, spreading out in a small carpet of paper. Footsteps threatened to trample her stash. She let out a curse, bent, gathered them quickly and rose with a huff.
“Nice.” A male voice admired from behind her. She turned, catching blue twinkling eyes focused on her backside. Her face reddened as she remembered her denim skirt had “bite me” emblazoned on the pocket. She had a black jacket over it and thought it would cover everything enough to look professional but casual. Ignoring his chuckle, she plopped a few business cards and notepads on the table. The men with him picked up the cards and read.
“Check this out, Buzz.” A man with highlighted brown hair and a torn handkerchief around his neck flipped a card in front of the blue eyes.
“Hmmm.” He lifted the card with long, slender fingers. “So … bite me girl, what’s this about?”
Jenny launched into her monologue, consciously aware of the blue eyes boring into hers as she spoke. When she finished, he lazily glanced down to her hands, then back up.
Mr. Highlights and handkerchief leaned over, both elbows on the table, and grinned. “Do you have a quota on how many times a person can call?” he asked. The other two guys with them laughed. “See, Buzz here, has a tendency to overdo it — a lot. You know, brokenhearted, luckless guy … drowning his sorrows. If it weren’t for me, he’d use a service like this almost every night.”
Buzz Blue Eyes shot him a murderous glare. “John, you know you’d be lonely if I didn’t call you. You can’t stand to stay home every night anyway.” He tapped the business card up and down on the table. “I’m David.”
“Not Buzz?”
“Nickname. Thanks to these idiots.” He jerked a thumb at the group flanking him and introduced them one by one. “John, Kevin, and Grady.”
“I’m Jenny … and a membership allows you two pickups a month. Anything more has a minimal charge attached.” She forced the smile and held out her hand. She made it up on the fly, but they wouldn’t know that.
“Yeah.” David lifted the card. “Jenny Madison. The girl with two first names.” Observant guy.
“And bite me on her bum,” Grady chirped in a British accent.
Jenny glanced at the Paul McCartney wannabe and said, “You’re British?”
“No, Grady’s from Kansas City. He just does that to attract chicks,” David clarified.
“What do you expect?” John laughed, “Look at him — if you look like that you better have a gimmick.”
Okay, they’re somewhat funny, in a brother-trying-to-be-bad-boy way, she thought. “Well, nice talking to you gentlemen.” She tossed a wave at them, dropped some cards at the next table and headed for the door. Cory, the bartender, nodded once in acknowledgement.
Jenny glanced back over a shoulder briefly before shoving out the heavy wooden door. Buzz Blue Eyes waved before turning to the redhead that had slipped into the booth next to him.
• • •
Jenny patted the hood of her black Mercedes. “Maybe I’ll get to keep you after all. Let’s cross our fingers and hope.” The car had been a splurge last year. She had driven an almost-antique Toyota until that point. When the heat went out on it, the cost to repair was more than the Blue Book value. A trail of repair costs had haunted her so long; she finally gave into her friends’ urging for a replacement when she got the pittance of trust money from her dad. Had she predicted the current outcome, perhaps she’d have chosen a small, used Chevy at the time.
• • •
Three weeks later, Jenny happily set up an automatic pay schedule for her car payment and rent. A monumental step from the scrimping and saving she was used to. Steady income was not to be overrated. She decided to celebrate and meet the girls at Foxy’s, their normal bar. She would not drink this time — just in case a call came in.
Presently, there were forty clients signed up for her service and a steady stream of calls for pickup. Her work schedule had completely flip-flopped from the old office job. Now she usually started around six
P.M.
and received calls as late as three or four in the morning. Sleep came during the day, rather than night. Her new forced wake-up time was noon. Mainly because she had to get out and enjoy the daylight or she would go crazy. The nocturnal vampire lifestyle was interesting but wearing.
The stuttered tone of her new hands-free phone interrupted her thoughts. She looked at the display — a work call. “Great,” she muttered. She had just pulled into the lot at Foxy’s.
A customer pickup at the cliffs was a novelty — one that piqued her interest and drew fear at the same time. Jenny hadn’t been there since high school. Still, her service guaranteed a pickup anywhere. The absence of streetlights would have been creepy but for the full moon lighting the way. Regardless, when a rabbit jumped into the road and bounded for the trees she freaked and let out a squeal, then giggled nervously at her skittishness. A subtle noise motivated her to roll down the window despite her fear. She heard … singing. A lilting, strong, male voice belted it out somewhere ahead. Her headlights shone on the frame of a man sitting on the ground at the edge of the cliffs, his head back, and his mouth open. Singing.
Jenny got out of the car. Saying anything at all might send the person over the edge, so she eased up next to him and sat too. A comfortable distance initiated between them. No way was she going to dangle her legs like that. It was too far to fall; she just let her feet hang slightly over.
“Scared of heights, Jenny Madison?” the man asked. She peered into the shadows caused by the headlights on his back.
“David, right?”
“Yeah. Thanks for coming. I didn’t know you also did the driving.”
“Uh, we’re a little short-handed tonight.”
And every other night too
.
“Isn’t this place great? I love the natural acoustics.”
Over his shoulder, fireflies blinked a scattered dance in the dark sky. He leaned back in the dirt and put his hands behind his bushy hair.
“You okay?” she asked.
“Good enough. We had a bad night tonight. The fans were flat.” Fans? She knew he couldn’t see her look at him, but she lifted an eyebrow anyway.
“What constitutes a bad night?”
“I’m in a band. We play small gigs around the city.” He said it nonchalantly, as if she should have known.
“That’s cool. What’s the name of your band?”
“Blind Optimism.”
“Hmmm. I don’t think I know it.” Funny name.
He laughed. “We played at the Jazz House tonight. We sucked.”
“Is that why you’re here?” She leaned back and laced her hands behind her head too, staring up at the stars and fireflies.
“I guess. I like to come up here and try a tune out occasionally — without all the back — up music. It gives me a chance to listen to the voice and the words on their own.”
“Makes sense. It sounded good when I walked up. Was that one of your songs?”
He chuckled. “The one they hated.”
“Oh, well — it sounded good to me. Maybe the backup was the problem and not the song. So, the guys with you last month were your band?”
“Mmm hmmm,” he acknowledged, his eyes starting to close.
“Well, David — the rock star — Buzz. Let’s get you home.” She lifted up and pulled on his arm to move him away from the cliff and get him to his feet. Jenny noticed the pile of bottles on the ground behind him when they walked into the headlights’ glare.
She punched in the destination on her GPS and turned the car around. A few minutes later, his head was laid back against the headrest, eyes closed. The open mouth and soft huffing told her he was asleep. His head rolled to the side when they pulled into a clean but aging subdivision. From the rearview mirror, she thought his eyes registered their location.