The Diamond of Drury Lane (3 page)

Mr Sheridan’s expression was enigmatic. I could not be sure but there seemed to a ghost of a smile hovering around his lips.

‘You’ll keep my jewel safe for me, won’t you, Cat?’

I nodded my head vigorously. ‘Yes, sir.’

‘You’ll let me know if anyone comes sniffing around for my treasure . . . anyone that shouldn’t be here?’

‘Of course, sir.’

Marchmont laid an unnaturally white hand on Mr Sheridan’s arm. ‘Is this wise, Sherry? The girl already knows too much. You should get rid of her.’

Mr Sheridan ruffled my hair. ‘They’ve been saying that to me for years but somehow Drury Lane would not be the same without its Cat.’ He pushed me out of Marchmont’s reach. ‘Run along now and keep your ears open for me, won’t you?’

‘Yes, sir!’ I saluted him before darting away, eager to escape from the presence of Mr Marchmont. He made my skin crawl.

The conversation I had overheard gave me plenty to think about that night as I settled down in the Sparrow’s Nest . . . the costume store on the top floor of the theatre where I was allowed to sleep. The place was misnamed . . . the magpie would have been a more suitable bird in view of the treasures that lay scattered through the wardrobe. It was like a museum of curiosities: the regalia of heathen kings lay next to those of Christian saints; presses were filled with the cast-offs of Roman emperors and Egyptian queens, now mingled in democratic abandon with the rags of mechanicals and shepherdesses. I made my bed on the couch with Lady Macduff ’s velvet cloak for my blanket, careful to blow out my candle as instructed, for one spark in here would set the whole theatre ablaze.

So, I thought, staring open-eyed into the darkness, listening to the raucous noises of the night revellers outside as the four hundred and thirty-eight rioters ended their evening smashing bottles and shouting in the street, Mr Sheridan wanted to hide a treasure in the theatre? And he had tasked me to protect it. It was a charge I was determined to take most seriously.

I
t occurs to me now, Reader, that you may be wondering who I am and just what I am doing living in a theatre.

My full name is Catherine Royal, known to almost everyone but the vicar and Mr Salter as Cat. I am four foot four, have long red hair and green eyes, and not a penny that I can call my own. But I am not asking for your pity: I think I am more fortunate than those heiresses of many thousands a year that you read about in sentimental novels for I live in the most exciting place in the whole wide world: the Theatre Royal Drury Lane, London. Forget everything you’ve heard about our rival house, Covent Garden, for Drury Lane undoubtedly has the best actors, backstage hands, musicians and dancers. And I should know for there is nothing that happens in our theatre that I am not aware of . . . well,
almost nothing, as my tale will show.

Why do I live in a theatre? you ask. Why am I not at home with my mama and papa? Well, you see, I seem to have lost my parents, or rather, they lost me. Mr Sheridan himself found the infant me on the theatre steps one cold January night in 1780. Rather than hand me on to the Foundlings Hospital, where a scrawny scrap as I was then usually dies in the first few days, he decided to take me in. He even named me after his theatre, which explains why my surname is Royal. Mrs Reid, the head seamstress, says that Mr Sheridan was drunk at the time or he would never have done anything so soft-hearted. This is probably true. But drunk or not, he picked me up, transported me over the threshold of his theatre, and I have not left since. The theatre has become my family and I have become its Cat. It has fed and clothed me, taught me to read and write and given me employment. There is many an abandoned child who freezes to death on the streets of London in winter . . . but I was lucky.

And what do I do in the theatre? Well, Reader,
you may think of it this way. The theatre is a kingdom. Mr Sheridan is our King George (without the fits of madness); Mr Kemble his Prime Minister; the actors and actresses the Royal Family. The different departments in the theatre are like the various ministries of government, providing costumes, scenery, music and dance to keep the Royal Family in fine form. You could call me the mail coach, running messages about the kingdom. Johnny says I am more like the oppressed masses doing the jobs no one else wants for no wages. He told me to write down that he is the Archbishop of Canterbury as, in his role as prompt, he administers the word to those in need. I wasn’t sure if this was blasphemous or not but he instructed me not to be so lily-livered and put it down in any case.

This brings me to Johnny. Or Mr Jonathan Smith as I suppose I should call him if I am to make a proper job of the introduction. I first met him the day after the riot. He was waiting outside Mr Kemble’s office early the next morning when I came down from the Sparrow’s Nest with a pile of
washing. He was kicking his heels in the corridor and whistling ‘Rule, Britannia’, just as Mr Sheridan had the night before, with the difference that his rendition was far more tuneful. He did not see me, perhaps because I only come up to his chest, so he managed to trip me up as I passed.

‘Clothead!’ I squealed at him as the washing tumbled on to the floor with me on top of it. ‘Fool!’ (You see that I was brought up in the politest society and know how to introduce myself to a gentleman in the most agreeable way.)

Johnny almost fell over himself in his attempt to right his wrong. He hauled me up and began to load me down with the clothes, practically burying me under Miss Stageldoir’s smelly stockings.

‘I am so sorry, I did not see you there, Miss . . .?’

I sniffed disdainfully, then regretted this immediately as it brought a rather overwhelming whiff of feet to my nostrils. ‘Miss Catherine Royal,’ I said with dignity.

‘Miss Catherine Royal,’ said Johnny, making a low bow, his eyes gleaming mischievously as he squinted up at me. ‘Will Miss Royal ever forgive
her humble servant?’ He remained bent over, his face contorted, half-laughing, half-pleading.

I had to smile. ‘Of course,’ I said, trying to curtsey to show him that I too could be refined if I tried. Unfortunately, my bob sent the clothes tumbling back to the ground. We bent down together to pick them up. ‘But you’d better call me Cat because no one will understand you if you call me Miss Royal.’

‘Your wish is my command,’ said Johnny, like the genie out of the Arabian Nights.

I took an instant liking to him: a tall youth with long black hair tied behind in a blue ribbon. His eyes were so brown they were almost black and seemed to dance with laughter. He was also very handsome. I guessed that the girls backstage would all be swooning over him before too long.

‘And who are you?’ I asked when he did not introduce himself.

‘Mr Jonathan . . .’ he hesitated for a moment, ‘Smith . . . at your service. Though you can call me Johnny.’ He gave me a wink.

‘Well, Johnny, what are you doing here? Mr
Kemble doesn’t usually get in this early.’

He fortunately found my impertinent curiosity amusing. He laughed. ‘Oh, I have an appointment. You’re looking at the new prompt.’ He stood up and gave another bow, this time as if to an imaginary audience.

‘Oh good!’ I exclaimed, thinking how angry Mr Salter would be. ‘I’m so pleased they’ve appointed you.’

Johnny gave me a queer look. ‘I’m glad to hear it. Thank you for your vote of confidence. From what Sheridan . . . Mr Sheridan . . . told me, I have to secure your blessing if I am to succeed behind the scenes.’

This made me wonder. It was strange to think that someone as important as Mr Sheridan had thought to mention me to Johnny.

‘I’d better get these to the carrier. I’ll see you later,’ I said, a little embarrassed as I clasped the washing tightly to my chest.

‘See you later, Catkin.’

I could feel his eyes on my back as I made my way down the corridor. I had a warm glow inside,
a wonderful sensation like being allowed near Mrs Reid’s fireside on a frosty day.

After sending the washing off on the carrier’s cart to the laundress in the nearby village of Islington, I slipped into the auditorium to see what the damage had been from last night’s riot. Long Tom, the tallest of the stagehands, was sweeping up the debris left in the Pit. There was a dank, unpleasant smell left by too many bodies crushed together down here night after night. It needed a good airing. How strange to think that somewhere amongst the squalid splendours of Drury Lane Mr Sheridan had hidden a treasure . . . a perfect diamond, a real jewel in her gilt crown. I wondered where he had put it. The stone would not be large; it could be almost anywhere.

‘Much harm done, Tom?’ I asked, clambering over the upturned benches to reach him.

‘Morning, Cat,’ he greeted me, gesturing to the pile of rotten vegetables and screwed-up playbills he had collected. ‘Not too bad. I’d say we got off lightly seeing what rubbish we inflicted on them last night. We’ll be able to open tonight as usual.’

I began to help him right the benches but then a door behind us banged open and a white-haired man with a cloak lined with scarlet flapped down the central aisle. Enter Signor Angelini, musical director.

‘
Vivamente
! Quickly now!’ he called over his shoulder, clapping his hands rapidly twice.

‘
Buon giorno
, Signorina Caterina,’ he said as he swept past me to the stage.

‘
Buon giorno, maestro
.’ I bobbed a curtsey.

Behind him trailed the members of the orchestra, the cellists carting their instruments under their arms like reluctant dance partners. The orchestra strongly resented being made to rehearse before noon. I spotted Peter Dodsley, a tall, thin man, never seen without his immaculate white wig. He played first violin and was an old friend of mine. He gave me a wink and suppressed a yawn.

‘You’re up early,’ I teased. Peter would probably have only slept for a few hours after earning a little extra on the side playing at some fancy party until the small hours of the morning.

‘Apparently,’ said Peter, nodding towards the maestro, ‘he has something
special
for us.’

‘I see,’ I grimaced back. We both knew that this probably meant that Signor Angelini wanted to inflict one of his own modern compositions on the orchestra, some wild piece full of unrestrained emotion. He’d then spend the rest of the day trying unsuccessfully to persuade Mr Kemble and Mr Sheridan to let him play it that evening. He’d been turned down so often that they were said to shout ‘No!’ as soon as they saw him darken their doorways holding a sheaf of music.

On this occasion, I heard raised voices coming from the stage. I turned from Peter to see Signor Angelini head to head with the stage manager, Henry Bishop, a powerfully built man with a shock of red hair peeping out from under his ancient wig.

‘Absolutely not, sir!’ Mr Bishop was shouting. ‘You cannot rehearse now. I’ve got a hot air balloon descent to practise for tonight’s musical farce.’

‘
Dio
! You think spectacle of stupid balloon dropping from ceiling more important than music?’ protested Signor Angelini, his conductor’s
baton jabbing at the scenery suspended in the flies.

Mr Bishop put his hands on his hips and fixed the musician with his one good eye, the other being hidden by a leather patch, a casualty of a special effect with brimstone that went wrong a few years back. ‘Yes, I do. It’s what the public want and we’re going to give it to them. After last night, we can’t afford to disappoint them. Mr Kemble has ordered that we prepare for the farce . . . and unless I get this contraption working, there will be hell to pay.’ He stared down the Italian so that even the usually indomitable Signor Angelini withered like a plant in the hot sun.

‘
Claro
,’ the signor said, bowing to the stage manager’s authority, ‘but I can practise down there, no?’ He pointed to the cramped orchestra pit.

‘Of course. You tootle away as much as you like . . . it won’t disturb me and the men.’

‘If they are men, what are we then?’ Peter whispered to me archly. ‘A bunch of daisies?’

With an irritable flick of his wrist, Signor Angelini directed his players to their places in the Pit. Peter gave me a nod of farewell and settled
himself down at his usual station at the front of the orchestra.

Behind him, ropes began to creak as Mr Bishop’s team started dropping and raising the mock air balloon, a copy of the amazing Montgolfier craft that they say really flew over Paris in 1783. Imagine, Reader: men taking flight like a bird for the first time since Icarus! We are living in exciting times. The balloon was a sumptuous piece of scenery . . . a circular frame draped in blue and yellow silks over a large wicker basket which was to hold the actors. I was most desirous to have a ride in it ever since seeing it under construction so I perched hopefully on the edge of the stage waiting to see if Mr Bishop needed any volunteers for a test flight.

‘So, maestro, where is the music?’ asked Peter with a hint of resignation in his voice as he bowed to the inevitable.

‘No new music,’ said Signor Angelini, rifling through his sheets, scattering them to the floor like seed corn. I jumped down to gather them up for him. ‘No, today we ’ave a new player to join us.
‘’E will be performing in the play.’