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Authors: Ira Steven Behr
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he flimsier the product, the higher the price.
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ever let the competition know what you’re thinking.
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sk not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
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emales and finances don’t mix.
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nough…is never enough.
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very man has his price.
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rust is the biggest liability of all.
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ature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
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leep can interfere with profit.
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aith moves mountains…of inventory.
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here is no honour in poverty.
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ignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.