Read The Four-Story Mistake Online
Authors: Elizabeth Enright
Oliver made thick, wobbly, clay ashtrays for everyone, though nobody smoked except Father. “They can use 'em for pins and elastic bands and things,” Oliver told himself comfortably.
To compensate for the humbleness of their gifts they took great pains with the wrappings. Especially Mona, who spent literally days rustling and crackling about among crepe and tissue papers, and was always trailing bits of string and red ribbon.
“Sh-h-h,” Rush said to Randy. “Don't tell anybody, but I think she's building a nest.”
On Christmas Eve they sang carols, all standing around the piano in the living room. The tree glittered dimly in its shadowed corner: it was asleep, waiting; and under its protecting boughs it hid a rich harvest of unopened presents. Oliver's sock hung empty from the mantel (the rest of them had given up stockings this Christmas) and the Yule log in the fireplace was waiting for tomorrow, too.
They sang “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” and “Silent Night” and “Adeste Fideles” and “Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem” and “Noël, Noël” and lots of others. Randy's favorite was “We Three Kings of Orient Are.” As she sang its minor air she could almost see the three kings riding on three tall camels: their glorious robes and glorious gifts all silvered and dazzling under the light of the Star.
“Look!” cried Mona, when they had finished. “It's snowing!”
How perfect! Snow on Christmas Eve. Please, please, let it last until tomorrow!
When she was ready for bed Randy leaned out the window. Far out, so that she could feel the little cold sharp flakes against her cheek. They glittered like tinsel in the light from the window. She could hear the brook murmuring under the ice, and the spruce branches sighing and sighing under the snow.
“Si-ilent night,
Ho-oly night,”
Randy sang in an exalted voice: and Cuffy pulled her in by the back of her pajamas.
“You want to catch your death? Pile into bed now, it's almost nine.”
Randy threw her arms around Cuffy's neck. “Oh, I love Christmas Eve!” she cried. “Even better than Christmas I love it. Because everything's just about to happen!”
“Influenza's about to happen if you don't get into bed with them windows open,” growled Cuffy, giving her a kiss and a shove both at once.
Randy went to bed but not to sleep. For a long time she lay listening to the cold whisper of the snow. “Christmas, Christmas, Christmas,” it was saying. She couldn't help wishing that she believed in Santa Claus again. On such a night as this one could almost hear sleigh bells in the sky.
It had just got over being dark when she woke up: the morning was still new and unspoiled, like a pool into which no one has thrown a pebble. The first thing she saw was a big white cuff of snow on the windowsill. She got up and looked out. The floor was ice under her bare soles but she preferred the discomfort to the boredom of putting on bedroom slippers; she gathered a handful of snow from the sill and stood there licking it thoughtfully and looking out the window at Christmas Day. A few flakes still fell, but whether from the sky or from lightly moving branches it was hard to tell. The trees stood up out of the whiteness, black as ebony, and fine as lace. It was like the snow and trees that a man named Peter Breughel used to paint. Mrs. Oliphant had a book full of his pictures. At the thought of Mrs. Oliphant she remembered the mysterious box downstairs; she remembered Christmas and the presents, and was very happy.
But, oh, it was cold! All of a sudden a shiver crawled over her, beginning under her insteps and traveling right up over her scalp. Randy banged the window shut and leaped into her warm bed. She didn't stay there long, though. Soon she was up again, and properly robed and slippered, opened the door into the hall. The house was warm and still. I am the only one awake, thought Randy.
Or was she?
There was a faint chink, and a shuffle, and the next thing she saw was Oliver coming slowly up the stairs in his bare feet, exploring a bulging sock as he came. His hair was standing straight up on one side like the feathers of a young thrush.
“Merry Christmas,” whispered Randy. “Where are your slippers?”
“Merry Christmas,” replied Oliver. “I don't need them.
“Look, Randy, I've got a flashlight,” he said. “A pocket one, and two little tanks, and there's something here that feels like a hand grenade.” But it turned out to be a baseball.
For breakfast that morning they had waffles and country sausage, and hot chocolate with big lumps of whipped cream on top, just like restaurant hot chocolate. Afterward Rush went into the living room and played the Mendelssohn Wedding March, because it was the first thing he thought of, and Father threw open the doors, and there was the lighted Christmas tree, come into its own at last: a shimmering mirage, a tree of Paradise, a pyramid of jewels.
Father distributed the presents. Papers flew, strings were tossed aside. Oliver grew white and strained with excitement: probably he would be sick at his stomach when this was over.
All the presents were successful. Cuffy had made taffy apples, and boxes of fudge, and gingerbread men for everyone. She even had a beef bone all done up in tissue paper for Isaac. Father's present was swell new books: lots of books, and all the kinds they liked best. In addition he gave Rush a book of records: the Mozart Piano Concerto in C minor. Mona got the musical powder box she had craved for so long; Randy, a whole stack of drawing paper, and a really super paintbox; Oliver, a Meccano set; and Isaac, a new red collar with his name on it.
“I thought you said we weren't going to have such good presents this year!” said Rush, looking accusingly at Father.
“I'm glad if you like them. But just wait till you see what Mrs. O has sent!” Father replied.
Her box was the last one. Mona cut the string, Randy pulled off the paper, Rush pried open the lid, and Oliver dived in. Inside there were four pairs of ice skates! Ice skates with shoes attached to them; just the right size for each child. “Oh, boy!” said Rush and Oliver. “Gee
whiz!
” said Randy. “How absolutely divine!” said Mona.
Besides the skates there was a new, a brand, glistening-new typewriter for Father, a quilted bathrobe for Cuffy, a big warm sweater for Willy, and a little warm sweater for Isaac!
And just as they were beginning to settle down, and had all the strings and ribbons curled up in a box and all the paper folded into a neat pile for Randy's paper salvage, the front doorbell rang! When they got to the door they were just in time to see the back of a pickup truck vanishing over the hill.
“Now, who do you supposeâwhat's
that?
” cried Cuffy, looking down.
There was a long coffin-shaped box on the front doorstep, with perforations in the lid.
“Maybe somebody's left a baby for us to take care of,” said Randy hopefully. “See, there's a card under that red ribbon bow on the top.” They looked at the card. It said:
Merry Christmas Folks
from
Mr. and Mrs. Ed J. Wheelwright
P.S. Handle with care, especially when opening
They were very careful: the same suspicion was forming in every mind. And it turned out to be correct. For when they removed the lid, there, nestled in a burlap sack, was Crusty Wheelwright the alligator, smiling his dreamy and hypocritical smile.
Father just said “Well!” and leaned against the door-jamb for support. Oliver and Rush and Willy were delighted. Randy was pleased in a dubious sort of way, Mona shrank back with an affected little squeal, and Cuffy said (and repeated it several times a day for the next week or so), “My lands! Some people sure know how to pass the buck!” She was quite cross, too, when Oliver said, “Oh, boy, hip, hip, hooray! Now we can keep him in
our
bathtub!”
Needless to say, this did not transpire. In a day or two Willy got a tank built for Crusty which they kept in the furnace room. But in the meanwhile his abode was a laundry tub in the kitchen. It was an uneasy period for Cuffy.
“Some Christmas,” remarked Rush in a satisfied tone at the end of the day. He was playing Randy's Funeral March for her, very quietly in the dusk. “I bet we're just about the only kids in the county, maybe even the whole state, that got such a big live alligator for a Christmas present.”
“Or maybe the whole country, or maybe an alligator at all,” agreed Randy, nodding her head slowly. “Yes. You know, Rush, it's funny, but we always did seem to be luckier than most of the people we know.”
After New Year's a strange and fascinating life began for Mona. One day she went to New York with Cuffy, wearing her best dress, her charm bracelet, and some new shoes with the beginnings of heels. Randy hugged her and said, “I know you'll be wonderful!” Rush said, “You go ahead and knock 'em cold, Mona; I've got my fingers crossed.” Oliver didn't say anything: he hung back and looked at her as if she were a stranger, and then, suddenly, just as she was leaving he smiled at her: his new, guileless smile with two teeth missing in the front. Mona hugged them all, feeling grateful and loving.
All the way in on the train she kept thinking about them. I must do well, she thought; I want them to be proud of me.
Cuffy was the only one who had stage fright. Her face was pink, and her breath came fast. She kept looking at her watch, putting on and taking off her gloves, and when they arrived at the vast New York office building which was their destination she gave the taxi driver five dollars and would have gone off without the change if Mona hadn't reminded her.
“Don't feel sick or anything, do you?” Cuffy demanded anxiously as they went up in the elevator. “Wouldn't like some spirits of ammonia, would you? There's nothing to be nervous about, you know.”
“
I'm
not nervous, Cuffy,” Mona said, smiling at her.
At the twenty-seventh floor they entered the office of a Mr. Gage Protheroe; an important gentleman to judge from the number of stenographers, messenger boys, and unexplained people with papers in their hands who were hovering about him. Mona remembered him from the day of the show.
“Ah, yes, little lady!” Mr. Protheroe exclaimed, breaking away from the knot of people. “Come right along, come right along. This is Mr. Niles Carrington, the director of
The Penfold People.
Niles, this little lady, we hope, is to take June Palfrey's place as Polly Penfold.”
Mr. Carrington had a flap of heavy hair on his brow; and his shirt was open at the collar. He looked at Mona exactly as he might have looked at a pair of shoes he was thinking of buying.
“She seems sort of young,” he said at last. “June is sixteen, after all. Think this one can handle it?”
My, was Cuffy ever mad! She positively crackled with indignation. “She can handle anything!” said Cuffy. “I never saw such a young one for acting. You'll find out.”
Mr. Carrington smiled at that. “Okay, I'll find out. By the way, what's her name?”
“Mona Melendy,” volunteered Mona, tired of being referred to as though she weren't there.
“That's a pretty good name,” Mr. Carrington decided. “Distinctive. We won't have to change it to Jennifer This or Sandra That. It's a pretty good name.”
“Thank you,” said Mona.
All this time they had been walking down a long corridor, and now Mr. Protheroe held open a door and they all went into a broadcasting studio. It was a small, electrically lighted room with a microphone in the middle of it, and some hard chairs, and a piano. Set in the wall was a large plate-glass window which revealed various mysterious instruments, and a pale-faced man wearing spectacles who looked solemnly out at them like a fish in an aquarium.
“All right, little lady,” said Mr. Protheroe. “Here's a script. Let's see what you can do with it. Stand close to the mike.”
Mona read the script aloud. It required everything of her. It required her to be happy, to be sad, to laugh, cry, scream with terror, and moan with pain; but she didn't feel that it was too severe a test. She was sustained by the familiar sense of belief in her own power which always accompanied her acting.
“Now again,” commanded Mr. Carrington, when she had finished.
All in all she read the script four times. Other people were called in to listen and confer; and at the end of it Mr. Protheroe said, “All right, little lady. I think you'll do.” And she overheard Mr. Carrington saying to Cuffy, “I guess you're right. She seems to be able to handle almost anything.”
On Tuesdays and Fridays she was to go to town with Cuffy: an hour of rehearsal with the other actors first, and then the performance itself at four o'clock. She had special permission to miss half a day at school twice a week, though she would have to make it up later.
On the day of her first performance Father took a day off and went to the broadcasting studio with Mona. The rest of the family listened in at home.
“My heart's thumping like anything,” Randy said, swallowing. “And the palms of my hands are wet. I feel just like I did the day of the show.”
“You can count on it Mona's not feeling like that, though.” Cuffy shook her head admiringly. “When I took her up for the audition I was trembling like a blancmange, but
she
was just as cool as a cucumber.”
A silvery peal sounded from the radio. “It's four o'clock!” said Rush excitedly. “She'll be coming on in a minute. Listen!”
There was a moment of stillness, then a faint sound like a sigh, and a man's voice began to speak. It was a rich, velvety voice: you could almost hear the nap on it, Rush thought. “Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” it said. “Do you suffer from indigestion? Are you a victim of heartburn, nausea, irritation after eating? Do you look longingly at foods you dare not touch? Toss feverishly all night after a hearty dinner? Ladies and gentlemen, there is an answer, a remedy for your problems. It is an old one, a reliable one: and in all probability one which your mother, yes, even your grandmother, used with beneficial results. What is its name? Aqualixir! Just ask for the little green package at any drugstore.”