Read The Game of X: A Novel of Upmanship Espionage Online
Authors: Robert Sheckley
I circled the field, trying to get myself near the edge of the field with the aircraft facing into the wind. I reduced speed and eased the stick forward. A cluster of trees flashed by, the lodge shot past, and then I was at the far end of the field, turning into the northeast wind.
It had all happened too fast. Suddenly I was very near the ground, traveling at a terrifying speed, too low for safety but too high for a landing. According to what I had learned from Smilin’ Jack and his friends, I should apply power, regain altitude, and make my approach again. But I didn’t dare. My control of the plane was too tentative, and the ground looked too close. I gritted my teeth and shoved the stick forward, at the same time slamming the throttle shut.
Fifteen feet or so above the ground the plane faltered, lost speed, and trembled on the verge of a dive. Half of the field had gone by. I pulled back hard on the stick. The plane dragged her nose into the air, shook indignantly, and came down hard on her tailwheel. Then the front wheels struck and the plane bounded high into the air. I kept the stick in my stomach and held on.
We came down hard. The left landing strut collapsed, and the plane fell heavily on her fuselage and began turning to the left. The left wingtip dug into the ground and the propeller struck and came apart. I shoved frantically on the right pedal and applied the brakes. The plane continued spinning around her left wingtip, rising into the air and trying to turn over. For a moment it looked as if she would make it. Then the right front strut collapsed, and the plane slid along sullenly on her belly. She came to a stop at the far end of the field, about 20 feet from a low wooden fence with pine woods beyond. I reached out and turned off the ignition. Agent X had struck again.
No one was hurt, but no one felt inclined to conversation. We surveyed the wreckage of the plane in silence, and then started walking to the lodge.
Already I was experiencing a sense of letdown. When I passed that wide oak door, the life of Agent X would be at an end. All that would be left would be that dubious quantity—William P. Nye. It seemed terribly unfair, and suddenly I wanted to turn and run from this alpine lodge, run from Italy, escape from Europe. I wanted to save myself by losing myself, to keep alive somehow that preposterous image of Agent X.
We were on the porch, and Guesci’s hand reached out to the heavy bronze doorknob. I gave up my dream of flight and rebirth, and invented a proverb to fit the occasion: he who produces an illusion is more likely than anyone else to be taken in by it. The thought gave me very little comfort.
A young man with a crew cut opened the door and told us that we were expected. We entered, and walked down a short hall and into a large room with a picture window that overlooked the Alps.
A man was standing at the far end of the room, in front of a large fireplace, his hands clasped behind his back. Low flames cast his shadow across the ceiling. He turned slowly, smiling.
“Gentlemen,” he said, “I am very glad that you made it. I was beginning to worry about you.”
The man was Forster. He stood and smiled, standing erect but relaxed. Behind us, the door closed.
23
Tableau: the three bears meet wolfman. Yes, it was a moment to savor, if you like the taste of ashes in your mouth. The worst of it was remembering how hard I had worked to bring us to this particular place and no other. I hadn’t even considered going somewhere else. It had never occurred to me that our destination might have been compromised. But here we were, and I felt that it was damned unfair. …
So
that
is how they play this game, I thought, maudlin with self-pity. You ran and dodge and improvise and finally reach the desired sanctuary, only to find that the rules have been changed and the sanctuary has become the enemy stronghold and that you have actually lost.
But of course, I had forgotten: this game had no rules.
Meanwhile, back at the old reality, two men were covering us with revolvers while a third searched us. When that formality was over, Forster invited us into the room. We entered like zombies, took the chairs he pointed to, and even accepted drinks and cigarettes. Forster’s men faded back into the wings, and Forster stepped forward into a pink spotlight. We sat and stared at him; we were going to listen to whatever he had to say, and then we were going to let him shoot us. Moralewise, we were not a happy group.
“First,” Forster said, “let me answer a question which you should be asking—what am I doing here instead of scrambling around in the Veneto marshes?”
We didn’t say a word. Forster said, “I’ll answer my own question. Guesci, your arrangements weren’t quite so secret as you had thought. Your discreet inquiries concerning boats, aircraft, and the use of a lodge in San Stefano came to my attention. I left most of my men in Venice, to capture or kill you if possible, but failing that, to maintain pressure on you. There was no necessity for me to supervise so routine an operation. I came to San Stefano to await you, relying on your obstinacy to outweigh your intelligence. Naturally, I had to divert your people first. That was not too difficult. I sent them an emergency message from Guesci, changing the location of the meeting. Colonel Baker and his assistants are presently in Villa Santini, some 18 miles from here.”
Forster waited for a reaction and got nothing. Our numbness annoyed him. He said, “I thought that a little chat with the three of you would be amusing; it turns out to be a bore. I suppose there is no reason to waste any more of my time.”
Unhurriedly he drew a heavy Browning automatic from his jacket pocket. And just about that time, I came to the conclusion that I didn’t want to die. I mean
really.
I wanted to live; for another 30 or 40 years, if possible, but at least for another 30 or 40 minutes if that was all I could get. I wanted to live badly enough to overcome the blissful stupor I had fallen into, to return to the possibilities of failure and pain. In order to live I was willing to crawl and beg, to lie and steal, to turn communist or federalist, Aryan or Orthodox, Aztec or Spaniard, or anything else the situation required.
I was even willing to become Agent X; and that, curiously, was the most difficult thing of all.
I said to Forster, “What happens now?”
He grinned. “Now I shoot you.”
“In the back of the head?”
“Perhaps. Are you frightened, Mr. Nye?”
“Of course. But more than that, I’m disappointed.”
“That is quite understandable. In your position—”
“You don’t understand,” I told him. “I’m disappointed in you.”
“What are you talking about?” Forster asked.
“Your cowardice,” Agent X replied.
I could feel his men lean forward almost imperceptibly. Forster raised his automatic and thumbed back the hammer.
“For that remark,” he said, “you get it in the face.”
“It makes no difference,” I told him. “Your bullet won’t alter the fact that I’m a better man dead than you are alive.”
Forster was silent for a moment. Then he said, “Mr. Nye, you are trying to provoke me into some course of action which would give you a fighting opportunity. You are doing it rather clumsily, but the intent is clear. It is useless, of course. Our time of personal rivalry is over. I have a job to perform, and a duty to do it in the most efficient manner.”
I stretched my stone mouth into a grin. “I expected you to hide behind your job, Forster. It’s lucky you’ve got that gun. Otherwise I’d break you in two.”
My bragging words were having an effect on him; not because they were true, but precisely because they weren’t true. He knew he could take me, and it irritated him that circumstances would not allow him to prove it.
He said, “Your tactics do you credit, Mr. Nye. Still—what else could you say under present conditions?”
Very true; but Forster was speaking now for the benefit of his men. He was trying to convince them. He should have shot me three minutes ago and saved his explanations for later.
I said, “Your behavior might be understandable if you were some minor functionary. In that case, you wouldn’t even consider matching yourself against me; it would be too ridiculous. But I had considered you a man like myself.”
I paused to light a theatrical cigarette. I said, “We have had the same sort of career. But with a difference. I have achieved a certain modest fame as a fighter; you have acquired the reputation of a fairly competent bureaucrat.”
Forster was too furious to speak. I was being most damnably unfair, of course; but I have always felt that dying was the unfairest thing of all.
“You have many good qualities,” I told him. “You are clever, ruthless, and reasonably intelligent. Unfortunately, you lack the instinct for personal combat.”
“You’ve said enough,” Forster said.
“I’m sorry I had to tell you that. But surely it’s better to hear it from me than from your employers.”
“By God, that’s enough!” Forster cried, raising his automatic.
“I think you should put me out of the way at once,” I said quickly. “There are worse things I might tell you.”
“You fantastic paranoid!” Forster shouted. “Do you really believe so much in your reputation?”
I forced myself to lean back and fold my arms. My dead mouth spasmed into a deprecating smile. “Forster,” I said, “I could meet you with any weapons, at any time, under any circumstances, and kill you without undue effort. I could spot you a sword for a can opener and still take you apart without too much inconvenience. You should always let others do your fighting; otherwise some bad-tempered fellow is apt to kick your head off while you are fumbling with a safety catch.”
One of Forster’s men didn’t quite conceal his smile. That was good; and what was better, Forster had noticed it.
Guesci and Karinovsky were staring at me open-mouthed. I glanced at them, then turned back to Forster. “These cattle,” I said, indicating my companions, “don’t really matter at all. Guesci is the eternal amateur, and Karinovsky has very little importance in the overall picture. The contest was always between you and me. What do you think, Forster?”
He stood and glared at me. Then his face relaxed and his eyebrows lifted. He said slowly, “I believe that you are bluffing.”
“Am I?”
“Yes, you are. Your words have a hollow ring—a desperate, cornered sound.”
“You’ll never know for sure,” I said.
“I will know,” Forster replied. He thumbed down the hammer of his Browning and put the gun in his pocket.
One of his men called out, “Excuse me, sir, it would be unwise to allow—”
“Shut up!” Forster said. “What is between Nye and me is not your concern. Nothing changes. If I fight with Nye and lose, you know what to do, don’t you?”
The man nodded unwillingly.
Forster turned to me. “According to your dossier, you are quite an expert in antique armament. Is this true?”
“Try me.”
“You will be tried. I also believe that you implied that you could kill me with any weapon?”
“Correct.”
“Any weapon at all? You’re quite sure?”
“Take your pick,” I said, and realized that I had been drawn into a tactical error. Forster meant to kill me, but he wanted to do so on his own terms. The fight was for the edification of his men and, ultimately, for his superiors. It was designed to make Forster look good. In my eagerness to stretch out my time, I had been maneuvered into a position where I had to agree willingly to any weapon that Forster chose.
“I beg you to reconsider,” Forster said, grinning amiably. He was making the trap iron-clad. No one would ever accuse him of forcing his own choice.
I decided to make it sound good. “I told you several times, Forster: any weapon. Do I have to put it in writing?”
“That won’t be necessary,” Forster said “I just wanted to be sure I understood you. I think we can find an adequate selection of weapons in this room.”
He gestured at the far wall. I got up from my chair and walked over to it. It was covered with cavalry sabres, broadswords, Pathan daggers, a nail-studded mace, a morning star, and other, less familiar items.
“Would you find these interesting?” Forster asked. He was pointing to a crossed set of scimitars, Turkish or Arabian by their look, with deeply curved blades.
“They’ll do,” I said.
“But perhaps they are not interesting enough,” Forster said judiciously. “Let me see now—what do you think of the kris?”
I decided that he was trying to test my reaction to various weapons in order to find one which I was unfamiliar with. He could have spared himself the trouble; my knowledge of swordplay was confined to an early reading of Sabatini and a remembrance of certain Errol Flynn movies.
“The kris is fine by me,” I said.
“An overrated weapon,” Forster said, moving down the wall. “These big, two-handed Crusader’s swords are interesting, though clumsy.”
“But potent enough in skilled hands,” I said.
“Quite so. Have you ever handled a mace?”
“The principle seems clear enough.”
“And what about this?”