Authors: Scott Lynch
“I don’t. Get them stabled.” Locke shoved past the man and reached for the door to
the foyer, but Jean pushed his hand aside and went first.
Inside were the two alley-hounds Locke had seen last time.
“Oh, hell,” said the closest one. Jean was already inside his guard. A variety of
fast, noisy, and painful things happened, none of them to Locke or Jean. As one guard
hit the floor, Jean pitched his comrade facefirst through the lobby doors like a battering
ram. Then the Gentlemen Bastards followed.
Here was Vordratha, impeccably dressed and with a fresh black iris pinned to his jacket,
backed by four guards with truncheons in hand. Better-dressed people scattered for
the doors and staircases behind them.
“Gentlemen,” said the majordomo, peering at the guard who’d just landed at his feet,
“this is a members-only establishment with firm rules against rendering the help unconscious.”
“Your game now, Lazari,” said Jean.
“Thanks.” Locke put his hands up to show they were empty. “Please take us to Mistress
Gallante immediately.”
“Now how can I do that, gentlemen, when you’ll be headed out the alley door presently
with bruises on your skulls?”
“We’d really like to see her.” Before the guards could crowd in, Locke moved up to
Vordratha, reached down to the man’s breeches, grabbed his balls through the silk,
and gave them a considerable twist. “Or we’d like to see your physiker’s face when
he gets a look at the bruises from this.”
Vordratha moaned, and his face turned shades of a color rarely seen outside of vineyards
at harvest time. The guards edged forward, but Locke held up his free hand.
“Call your friends off,” said Locke. “I’m not a strong man, but I don’t have to be,
do I? I’ll twist this thing so tight you’ll piss corkscrews for the next twenty years!”
“Do as he says, gods damn you,” gasped Vordratha.
“Simply take us to Verena,” said Locke, watching as the guards slowly backed away,
“and I’ll return your valuable property to you without lasting damage.”
It was an awkward shuffle, with Vordratha stumbling backward and Locke maintaining
his tight, twisted grip on the majordomo’s hopes of procreation, but it did the job
of keeping the guards at bay.
“Well, how now, asshole?” said Locke. “No little quips for us? I’ve never steered
a fellow along by his loot sack before. Sort of like steering a boat by the tiller.”
“Camorri dog … your mother … sucked—”
“If you finish that thought,” said Locke, “I’ll wind your precious bits tighter than
a bowstring.”
Vordratha led Locke and Jean up a flight of stairs to the private dining hall where
they’d met Sabetha before. The guards maintained a respectful distance, but followed
en masse. Vordratha bumped the door to the hall open with his backside, and Locke
saw that Sabetha was already waiting for them.
She was dressed sensibly for anything from signing papers to diving out windows, in
black breeches, a short brown jacket, and riding boots. Her hair was wound around
lacquered pins; doubtless they contained tricks or weapons or both. Behind her were
three more guards, armed with coshes and bucklers.
“Hello again, Verena,” said Locke. “We were in the neighborhood and thought we’d investigate
persistent rumors that Master Vordratha has no balls.”
“Isn’t this a bit crude, even by your relaxed standards?” said Sabetha.
“I suppose having your boot-print embedded in my ass makes me cranky,” said Locke.
“Tell your friends to go away.”
“Oh, that sounds lovely! Shall I tie myself up for you as well?”
“We just want to talk.”
“Release Vordratha and we’ll talk as long as you like.”
“The instant I release Vordratha, all hell’s going to break loose. I’m not stupid.
For a change.”
“I promise—”
“HA,” shouted Locke. “Please.”
“We have no basis for trust, then.”
“
You’ve
given us no basis for trust. I wasn’t the one—”
“This is getting personal.” Sabetha glared at him with real irritation. She was always
less in control of herself when pushed, a hot anger in direct contrast to Jean’s cold
fury. Locke had spent years desperately straining to read her, and he saw now that
she had no clever plan for ending this standoff. His own position—his safety assured
only so long as he could keep a grip on another man’s privates—suddenly struck him
as painfully ridiculous.
“I want to speak to you,” he said, slowly. “Nothing more. I won’t harm you or try
to take you from this place. I swear it absolutely on the souls of two men we both
loved.”
“What could you—”
With his free hand, Locke made two of the old private signals.
Calo. Galdo
.
Sabetha stared at him; then something broke behind her eyes. Relief? At any rate,
she nodded.
“Everyone out,” she said. “Nobody lays a hand on these men without my orders. Release
Vordratha.”
Locke did. The majordomo slumped to the ground and curled up in a half-moon of misery.
Sabetha’s guards slowly backed out of the room behind her, and Jean crouched over
Vordratha.
“I’ll get him out of here,” he said. “I think you two want some privacy.”
In a moment, Jean had carried the slender Vadran out the way they’d come, and Locke
was once again facing Sabetha in an empty room.
“We can’t just use those names as magic words every time we find ourselves at cross-purposes,”
she said.
“I know. But it’s not my fault I even had to—”
“Spare me.”
“NO!” Locke trembled with hunger, adrenaline, and emotion. “I will not be shrugged
off! I will not have my feelings pushed aside for the convenience of whatever pose
you think you’re adopting here.”
“Your
feelings
? We’re in Karthain working for the Bondsmagi, damn it, we’re not children fumbling
around in the back of a wagon!”
“You used me.”
“And that’s what we do,” she said. “Both of us, professionally. I tricked you, and
I meant to trick you, and I’m sorry that hurts, but this is our trade.”
“Not this. You didn’t just trick me. You used the deepest feelings I have
ever
had for anyone, and you know it! You exploited a weakness that only exists when I’m
around you!”
“Woman convinces man to impale himself on his own hard-on. There’s a very old story!
The world didn’t stop just because it happened again.”
“I’m not an infant, Sabetha. I’m not talking about sex; I’m talking about trust.”
“I put you on that ship for your own gods-damned good, Locke. I knew this would happen!
I didn’t just need you out of the way and I wasn’t just minding your health. I knew
you’d beat your brains out against your stupid obsession.”
“Oh, marvelous.
Lovely
fucking plan, because I certainly didn’t think about you
once
during the nine days it took to get back to Karthain.”
She had the good grace to glance away.
“What the hell is this, anyway? First you don’t need to justify yourself at all, and
now it was for my own
good
?” Locke, feeling hot, angrily unbuttoned the stained, oversized riding jacket he’d
taken from the stolen carriage. “And
you
are NOT a stupid obsession!”
“I’m a grown woman who’s telling you we cannot wind the clock back five years just
because you can’t work up the courage to make a pass at someone else.”
“Courage? Who the hell do you think you are, telling me about my courage?
Courage
is what it takes to come after you! Courage is what it takes to put up with your
self-righteous gods-damned martyr act!”
“You cocksure, self-entitled, swaggering little ass!”
“Tell me you never liked me,” said Locke, advancing step by step.
“Tell me you never found me worthwhile. Tell me we didn’t have good years together.
That’s all it would take!”
“Stubborn, fixated—”
“Tell me you weren’t pleased to see me!”
“… presumptuous—”
“Quit telling me things I already know!” They were suddenly less than a foot apart.
“Quit making excuses. Tell me you can’t stand me. Otherwise—”
“You … you … whew, Locke, in faith, you
reek
.”
“Is that a surprise? What was I supposed to do, swim back to Karthain?”
“You were supposed to stay on the damned ship! I gave very specific directions about
the availability of baths, for one thing.”
“If you wanted me to stay on the ship,” he said, “
you
should have been on it.”
“You look ridiculous.” Locke fought for self-control as Sabetha slowly ran two fingers
down his left cheek. “You look bowlegged. Gods above, did you leave
any
dust on the road after you passed?”
“You can’t, can you?”
“Can’t what?”
“Can’t tell me to get lost. Not to my face, not now that I’ve called you out. You
don’t really want me to go away.”
“I do
not
have to explain myself by your terms!”
“Better cinch up that jacket, Sabetha, I think your conscience is showing.”
“We are servants of the Bondsmagi,” she whispered angrily. “We came here of our own
free will, and we both screwed things up badly enough that we
need
this. Our position is precarious. And if we get too friendly, at least one of us
gets killed.”
“I know,” he said. “I’m not saying we don’t need to be careful. I’m just pointing
out that there’s nothing forbidding us from having a personal life.”
“Everything personal is business with us.” She brushed the dust from his cheek against
her coat. “And all of our damned business is personal.”
“Have dinner with me.”
“What?”
“Dinner. It’s a meal. Men and women often have it together. Ask around if you don’t
believe me.”
“For this you twisted my majordomo’s balls off?”
“You said we’re not kids fumbling around in the back of a wagon, and you’re right.
We’re in charge of our own gods-damned lives no matter how hard we’ve been kicked
around. We can set the clock back however many years we like. It’s ours to set!”
“This is crazy.”
“No. Two weeks ago I was begging to die.
That’s
crazy. Two weeks ago I came this close,
this
close.” He held up a thumb and forefinger with no space at all between them. “I hit
the black wall between this life and the next, believe me. I am
through
fucking around. Maybe this is going to complicate the hell out of things. So what?
You’re the complication I want more than anything else. You’re my
favorite
complication. No matter what sort of holes you poke in my trust.”
“You know, self-pity is the only thing that smells worse than four days of road sweat.”
“Self-pity is about the only straw left to cling to after YOU happen to a fellow,”
said Locke. “We can have this if we both want it. But
you
have to want it, too. This isn’t me trying to convince you of anything, unless …”
“Unless?”
“Unless some part of you is already convinced.”
“Dinner,” she said softly.
“And a contractual option for … subsequent complications. At your discretion.”
She couldn’t or wouldn’t meet his gaze during the silence that filled the next few
seconds. Locke’s blood seemed to turn to gel in his veins.
“Where are we going?” she said at last.
“How the hell should I know?” Relief hit so hard he wobbled on his feet.
Sabetha’s right arm darted out and caught him around the waist. They both stood staring
at the point of contact for a long, frozen moment, and then she drew back again.
“Are you all right?” she said softly.
“I, uh, guess I really liked your answer. But come now, how much time have you left
me to figure out where anything is in this damned city? You’re morally obligated to
pick the place. Tomorrow night.”
“Let it be sunset,” she said. “Do you trust me to send a carriage?”
“Jean and I won’t be together,” said Locke. “We’ll make sure of it. If I don’t come
back in a reasonable amount of time, you can face him, pissed off and unrestrained.
How’s that for a safeguard?”
“Not trouble I’d invite if I could help it.” She put her hands behind her back and
regarded him appraisingly. “What now?”
“Depends. Do I still have an inn to go home to?”
“I’ve left Josten alone. Mostly.”
“Well, then, I’ve got to go soothe my children and, uh, figure out just how the hell
I’m going to beat you.”
“Cocksure, infuriating little shit,” she said, without malice.
“Arrogant bitch,” he said, grinning as he backed toward the door. “Arrogant, stubborn,
gorgeous bitch. And hey, if I catch one whiff of that perfume you were wearing last
time—”
“If I catch one whiff of horses and road sweat, you’re going back to sea.”
“I’ll take a bath.”
“Take two. And … I’ll see you tomorrow, then.”
“You will,” said Locke.
He reached the door, crediting himself with enough wits to not turn his back on her,
at least not yet. He was about to leave when another thought struck him.
“Oh, you know, we did borrow some horses to get here. We put them in a bad way. Would
you mind stabling the poor things?”
“I’ll clean up after you, sure. And …”
“Yes?”
“Is Jean all right? His face—”
“He broke his nose getting off your ship. He’ll be fine. You know what it takes to
really slow him down. It occurs to me, though, that you still have his Wicked Sisters.”
“I’ll give them back … soon.” She smiled thinly. “They can be my hostages for
your
good behavior.”
“If you need hostages, you could always try a gentler version of what I just did to
Vord—”
“Get the fuck out of here,” she said, fighting back a laugh.
“
SO WHAT
did you get us?” said Jean.
“Uh, a dinner date,” said Locke. “I think I should be able to discuss drawing a few
sensible lines so none of us have to worry about waking up halfway to sea again.”