The Heinie Prize
Authors: R.L. Stine
Rotten School
R.L. Stine
Illustrations by Trip Park
For Mom
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1.
Foam Fight!
2.
Who Will Win the Heinie?
3.
“Dream On⦔
4.
A Surprising Letter
5.
Belzer Is Outta There!
6.
Belzer Is the MAN!
7.
A High Fever?
8.
A Flesh-Eating Disease
9.
Bernie the Slave
10.
Mrs. H. Has a Good Laugh
11.
Why the Twins Screamed
12.
A Bowling Accident
13.
Nose Wars
14.
Brilliant!
15.
The Bernie Shuffle
16.
“We Weren't Cheating!”
17.
Moonlight Over Pooper's Pond
18.
Belzer the Hero
19.
A Surprise Winner
20.
The King Speaks
21.
The Monster Strikes!
22.
A Palace for the King
23.
King Belzer Suffers
24.
11:59
Is this on? Can anyone hear me? Is this on? Good morning, Rotten Students. This is Headmaster Upchuck with today's Morning Announcements.
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Buck Naykid, president of the Fifth Grade Losers Club, announces the club has changed its name because so many kids made fun of it. The club's new name is The Maggots.
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A special treat in the Dining Hall tonight. Chef
Baloney promises that the chickens will be plucked before they are served.
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Nurse Hanley would like to remind all first graders that snot is not part of a healthy breakfast.
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While we are on that subjectâ¦I know many of you were looking forward to the Sixth Grade Long-Distance Sneezing Contest. But it has been canceled because two contestants came down with colds.
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Mr. Farrhowt, our music teacher, has canceled the Student All-Mozart Violin Concert for tonight since no one knows how to play the violin.
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Finally, I'd like to warn everyoneâ¦fourth grade comedian, Harry Aip, will be showing off the chewed-up spinach in his teeth in the Dining Hall tonight. As long as you keep laughing at this, he'll keep doing it.