The House on Cold Hill (13 page)

He slipped out of bed, naked, as quietly as he could, not wanting to wake Caro, and crossed the bare floorboards to the en-suite bathroom, the sound of running water getting louder. He slipped in past the door which was ajar, pulled it shut behind him and switched on the light. And then saw the water gushing from both the hot and cold taps into both of the twin basins.

He strode over to them and turned the taps off. Still the sound of running water continued, loudly. He turned and looked at the bathtub. Both taps there were gushing out water. He turned them off too. Still he heard the sound, and realized the shower was running as well.

He turned that off. Then stood still. There was no way – no way at all they could have left all these on.

‘Dad! Mum!’

It was Jade crying out.

He grabbed his dressing gown off the bathroom door, hurried back in the darkness across the bedroom and heard Caro stir.

‘Wasser?’ she murmured.

‘S’OK, darling.’

He slipped out into the corridor, closed the bedroom door, fumbled for the landing light and switched it on.

‘Dad! Mum!’

He ran down the landing and into Jade’s room. Her bedside light was on and she was standing, in her T-shirt and shorts, in the doorway of her en-suite bathroom. He could hear the sound of gushing water.

She turned to him with terror in her eyes. ‘Dad, look!’

He pushed past her and stopped. Water was brimming over the top of the huge bathtub and the floor was awash. Both taps were spewing water.

He went over to them, sloshing through the puddles on the floor, and turned them off. But he could still hear water.

It was coming from the shower.

He yanked open the door and turned the tap off.

‘I turned them off, Dad, I did, before I went to bed! I had a bath and then brushed my teeth.’

He stroked her head. ‘I know you did, my lovely.’ He grabbed the towels off the rail and dumped them on the floor to mop up the water. ‘I’ll get you some fresh ones.’

‘I did turn them off.’

Down on his knees, trying to mop it up before it went through the ceiling below, he nodded. ‘The plumber was here earlier. He must have left a valve open or something.’

His words were enough to calm Jade. But not himself.

And he could still, faintly, hear running water.

His heart pounding, he kissed his daughter goodnight, switched off her light, then rushed downstairs and into the kitchen. Both taps there were going full blast. He turned them off and went through into the scullery where the taps on the butler’s sink were gushing water. He turned those off. And could now hear running water outside.

His brain was a maelstrom of confusion. He turned the ancient key in the huge lock on the door to the rear garden, pushed it open and stepped outside into the cool, damp air. The sky was clear and cloudless. A quarter moon was shining above the top of Cold Hill, and the sky was like a black velvet cloth sprinkled with sparkling gemstones.

Something felt totally surreal.

He heard running water even louder now.

He grabbed the torch on the edge of the draining board, switched it on and shone the powerful beam out into the garden. Something in the distance – too far away to tell whether a fox or a badger, perhaps – hurried away. Then he saw the source of the water. It was an outside tap, pelting out water.

He turned it off and yet, as he went back into the house, he could again hear running water.

He locked the door, hurried through the kitchen and atrium and into the downstairs toilet, where both taps were gushing.

I’ll kill that sodding plumber!
he thought, turning them off. But he could still hear water coming from somewhere.

He ran back upstairs and into one of the spare rooms, which had a washbasin. Again, the taps were running full blast. He turned them off then went into the yellow room, and through into the bathroom. Again, the taps were spewing water.

As he screwed them tight shut he was trying to think rationally through his tiredness. The idiot plumber must have turned on every tap in the house to test the water system, then left without turning them off.

It was the only explanation he could come up with.

He went around the entire house again, to check that every tap was tightly off. Then, before returning to bed, he remembered there was one more bathroom, up in the attic, next to a tiny spare room with an old, very ornate wrought-iron bedstead in it, which was in much better condition than the rest of the house. It looked as if the property development company, which had started renovating the house before going bust, had begun at the top. There was a modern bathroom up here, an electric shower and a marine electric flush toilet.

The sink was bone dry, as was the shower tray, which relieved him. Because of the height of these attic rooms, they were on a different water system to the rest of the house, he seemed to remember being told.

He went back downstairs and crept into bed. This time, Caro did not even stir; she seemed to have slept through the whole thing. He switched off the torch and laid it, gently, onto the floor beside him.

As he did so he heard the sound of running water again. Then it stopped.

22

Wednesday, 16 September

Plock
.

A droplet of water landed on Ollie’s forehead. He woke up with a start and looked at the clock.

3.03 a.m.

Plock.

Another droplet struck him in the same place.

He raised his hand and touched his forehead. It was wet.

Plock.

‘Shit!’ he said. ‘Fuck!’ As another droplet struck his cheek, he reached down beside the bed, fumbling for the torch.

‘What is it?’ Caro murmured.

‘I think we’ve got a leak.’

He grabbed the torch, but before he could switch it on, there was a crack as loud as a gunshot above them, then a deluge of cold water, plaster and choking dust descended on them.

‘Jesus!’ Ollie shouted, leaping out of bed. ‘Shit, shit, shit!’ He switched on the torch.

‘What the hell’s—?’ Caro sat up, sharply. In the beam of his torch, covered in white dust, she looked like a ghost.

‘What the – what the—?’ Caro said, scrambling out of bed.

Ollie swung the beam upwards. A large chunk of the centre of the ceiling had caved in, leaving a hole several feet in diameter, through which water was cascading.

He grabbed his phone from the bedside table, found the plumber’s number and dialled it. After several rings, when he thought it was going to go to voicemail, he suddenly heard a click, followed by a surprisingly breezy Irish voice.

‘Squire Harcourt, good morning, sir! Is everything all right?’

23

Wednesday, 16 September

By midday, it seemed almost every room in the house had workmen in it, plumbers, builders and electricians. The water had seeped through their bedroom floor, which was directly above the kitchen, and shorted out the lights there and in the atrium. Caro had had to go into work for a meeting she couldn’t cancel, but said she would try to come home as soon as she could, to help out.

Meanwhile Ollie had done his best in the bedroom, with a mop and bucket, then helped the workmen cover everything there with dust sheets. Bryan Barker explained it would be difficult to repair one individual section of the very old ceiling, which was lath and plaster – a lime mortar mixed with horsehair – without risking more damage. It would be better and faster to take the lot down and then plasterboard it. Ollie made the decision and told him to go ahead. With luck the work could be completed by the end of the week, but until then the bedroom would not be habitable.

The only spare room that was in a fit state to sleep in was the tiny room up in the attic, with the wrought-iron bedstead; he and Caro could camp there, he decided. His tiredness was starting to make him feel irritable. The house was a cacophony of radios blaring out pop music, hammering, the whine of power tools and the rasp of sawing. He needed, badly, to lock himself away in his office and focus on work for a few hours. Cholmondley had already left two messages for him this morning, sounding increasingly impatient, wanting to know when the latest amendment he had texted him about yesterday would be up on the website, and Anup Bhattacharya of The Chattri House had sent him an idea for his website that he wanted, urgently, to discuss today.

Bleary-eyed from lack of sleep, he was desperate for more coffee, but the two strong ones he’d made himself earlier this morning had drained the small water reservoir of the Nespresso machine, and at present the water supply to the house had been isolated and capped off by the plumber. There was some mineral water in the fridge, he remembered, going downstairs and entering the kitchen. An extravagance, he thought wryly, removing the bottle of Evian and filling enough for a large espresso. As he did so a shadow fell across him.

He spun round.

‘Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you, squire!’ It was Michael Maguire, in his boiler suit, looking grimy and exhausted. He’d been here since 4 a.m.

Ollie smiled at him, a quotation he’d come across suddenly echoing in his mind.
To the man who is afraid, everything rustles.
That was how he was feeling right now. ‘Want a coffee? I can make it from this,’ he said, holding up the bottle.

‘We’re just rigging up a standpipe now – we’ll have your mains water back on by late afternoon. Thanks, I’d appreciate one. So, do you want the good news or the bad news first?’

‘I think coffee first,’ Ollie said.

A few minutes later they sat down at the kitchen table, and while Maguire was finishing a phone call to a supplier, ordering materials, Ollie took the opportunity to quickly check his emails on his own phone. When the plumber finished his call, he looked back at Ollie.

‘There is
good
news?’ Ollie quizzed. ‘In all of this? Want to tell me?’

Maguire sat hunched over the table and eyed Ollie warily for a moment. ‘Well, the good news is I can get hold of all the materials I’m going to need right away. I’ll have some here this afternoon and the rest tomorrow morning.’ Then he stared gloomily down at his coffee.

‘And the bad?’

‘I’ll try and work out the cost, but it’s going to be expensive. You might be able to get some of it back on insurance, but I don’t know how much.’

‘The bedroom ceiling, with luck,’ Ollie said. ‘And the wiring damage in here.’ He shrugged. ‘So tell me your findings – what caused all the taps to start running?’

‘Well, I haven’t got to the bottom of it yet, but you know from the survey what a poor condition the plumbing is in. Every single washer in every tap is ancient rubber and has perished. From all the droppings I can see in the loft spaces and wall cavities, you’ve an infestation of vermin – particularly mice. Those little buggers have eaten through the only modern pipework you have – the plastic ones put in by the developers before they went under. There are air-locks all over the system, causing a lot of hammering and juddering of pipes – and that leads to the degradation of washers, too, causing them to fail.’

Maguire paused to sip his coffee then went on. ‘Your plumbing here is a complete mishmash of mainly lead, with some copper and really ancient barrel pipe. Copper piping can, when it gets too old, just pop apart; lead starts to get fine, pinhole perforations, and begins spraying water as if it’s sweating. Barrel pipe’s made from low carbon steel and the oxygen in the water makes it rust from the inside. The pipe corrodes to a point where water won’t move through it any more, like a clogged artery. Then, of course, you get a build-up of pressure from the backed-up water in the system. Something starts making the pipes vibrate, you get the effect of expansion and contraction from the pipes not having seen any hot water through them in years. All that blocked water, with pressure building up, is going to have to go somewhere.’

He looked balefully at Ollie and shrugged. ‘The action of the expansion and contraction tends to have one of two effects – either it causes a catastrophic failure of piping joints, or it loosens the blockages in the pipes and you get a surge of water. Get that surge and the taps, with their disintegrated washers, can’t hold it back. The problem is compounded by the whole antiquated water system in this house being interlinked. You’ve got a galvanized service tank in the loft space between the attics, directly above your bedroom. When tanks like that age, they start getting blisters, and there’s a danger if pressure builds up too much that the sides can just blow – collapse.’

‘That’s what happened, you think, Mike?’ Ollie sipped his coffee; it tasted good. The aroma gave a momentary respite from the smell of damp that had been pervading the house during the past few hours.

‘I can’t tell you for certain, Ollie.’ The plumber pursed his lips and shook his head from side to side. ‘But if you add everything up – the ancient pipework, no lagging anywhere against the ravages of past winters, the vermin infestation, the complete absence of any plumbing maintenance, a service tank fifty years past its sell-by date – you’ve got all the ingredients for a perfect storm.’ He shook his head. ‘I think it’s criminal anyone allowed such a beautiful house to get into this condition. I’ll tell you one thing, you’re lucky all the washers are corroded – if the taps had held, then several of the piping joints might have failed and you’d have had flooding in rooms all over the house.’

Ollie listened carefully, drank some more coffee, then thought for some moments. ‘OK, what you’re saying does make sense, but if all the tap washers were useless, how come I was able to turn the taps off and stop the water? The taps were all opened – surely they couldn’t have opened by themselves?’

‘Well, they could, Ollie, if there was enough vibration in the pipes. Like the nuts on the wheel of a car can work loose if there’s enough vibration for long enough.’

Ollie’s phone pinged with an incoming text. He saw it was from Cholmondley but didn’t read it. He looked back at the plumber. ‘Nearly every tap in the house – and the outside one as well?’