Authors: Bruce Macbain
“Get it out! Get it out of here!”
He wouldn't touch it any more than the girl. It was up to me to peel it from the stiffened cloth and carry it over to the oven, while the others dove out of my way as though I were walking with a bar of red-hot iron.
“Don't stand there, damn youâget the mattress!” Harald flung the trembling the girl at the bed.
We consigned the rune-stick and, with some difficulty, the mattress, too, to the flames; but Harald continued in a remarkable state of agitationânot that anyone treats this sort of thing lightly, mind you. He shouted up his whole householdâthe stable hands, the kennel master, the falconer, the cook and her assistant, the jack-of-all-work, the girls he kept for fucking and other household chores, the whole pack of themâand proceeded to rant at them, slap them, and shake them till their teeth rattled, although most of them couldn't understand him.
Those who did, pleaded that they knew nothing about it. The mattress had not been turned in a week; the thing could have been put under it any time since then. No, they'd seen no strangers about the place. In God's name he couldn't think that any of themâ
“Eh, what else should I think?” Harald fairly screamed at them. “One of you sneaking dogs is guilty and if I don't find out which one, I'll butcher the lot of you, see if I don't!”
Leaving them all quaking and the girls in tears, he next began to rush from room to room, sweeping crockery from shelves, pulling odds and
ends out of cupboards, turning clothes trunks upside down in a search for other horrors. When he was through, the house looked as though a hurricane had swept through it, and all he had to show for his efforts was a cracked cup with a bit of mold and dust and cobweb in it.
“D'you see this? Do you see this?” He waved it under my nose. “Ashes of a burned cat, isn't it, Tangle-Hair? Or a baby! D'you think it's a baby?”
I thought it nothing of the sort but agreed anyway. It was not safe to contradict Harald at times like this.
He flung the cup at the wall.
“That bitch! Does anyone deny it's her? Eilif and his bully-boys couldn't kill me and she knows there'll never be a second chance now that I'm on my guard. So it's magic now! By God, I smelled witchcraft on her the first hour I met her!”
“Harald,” I protested, trying to persuade myself as much as him, “nothing's more unlikely. Think back. You heard how she talked about the hanging of those heathen sorcerers, she's dead against 'em.”
“You take a lot on faith, Tangle-Hair, if you swallow all that. You believe she grew up next door to Odin's bloody great temple at Uppsala and never did more than stick up her pretty nose at the smell? But we'll pay her back in her own coin. You shall carve a runestaff and slip it under
her
mattress.”
For an instant I thought, Great Odin, he knows I sleep with her! But I managed to say calmly, “How should I find my way to Princess Ingigerd's bed chamber? And anyway, the runes themselves are nothing without the singing of spells over them, and that I know nothing of; no more than your assailant does, I think, for you look healthy enough to me.”
But already he'd stopped listening and was off on another tack.
“Thjodolf!” he called to one of the bodyguards. “Drive the sleigh to town and come back with a priestâany priest, I don't care whoâand holy water, he's to bring holy water, d'you understand? Hurry!”
He never stopped pacing the whole time until the sleigh returned bearing Father Dmitri.
To make short of a long story, the priest was told to sprinkle all the corners of the house with holy water while commanding the evil spirits to begone in Christ's name; and when he was done, Harald swore him to secrecy. Needless to say, Dmitri rushed off at once to tell everyone he
knew and the incident became the topic of much conversation during the next few days.
Despite the cleansing of his house and all the reassuring things that I or anyone else could think of to say to him, Harald continued for more than a week in one of those black despairing moods that would overcome him whenever he felt himself thwarted or threatened. The men who were detailed to stay with him night and day looked half-mad themselves by the time the fog lifted.
I, however, had little time to devote to Harald's troubles; for I suddenly had plenty of my own.
A few days after the episode of the runes, I was summoned by Putscha quite openly one evening to call on the princess in her chamber after dinner. This surprised me for, as I've explained, her usual manner of inviting me to a tryst was by means of the colored threads.
This time, however, love was not her object. I found her in a spitting fury.
“Haraldsskald, what is this?” She thrust a cylinder of birch bark in my face before I was half through the door.
I knew without unrolling it what it was; I had written it. For some time, you see, Harald had been composing love poems (rather good ones, in fact) to Yelisavetaâor rather Elisif, as he always called herâand reciting them to her whenever an opportunity offered of getting her alone for a few minutes. But such chances came seldom, as Inge was, by now, well aware of his interest in her daughter and was doing everything possible to have the girl watched and any encounters with Harald swiftly terminated.
I hit on the idea of writing the poems down. And so lately I'd been inscribing them and passing them on to the other children to give to their sister on the sly. In the same way her answers were returned; answers which grew steadily more ardent and which were reinforced by the glances that passed between the two at meals, even though Inge made sure that they sat too far apart to speak.
“Do you know what it says, Haraldsskald?” Her voice was cold and accusingâa voice that made even boyars wince. I saw at once that I must not give in to it.
“Do you?” I asked.
“I'm not the scholar of the family, godammit, but I know my abc's!”
âOften in my dreaming
see I thou,
my gold-ring-Gerd,
my Gefn-of-Jewels,
winding and twining
thy white bracelet trees,
like a true wedded wife's,
around my body.'
âshe read aloud in a voice that dripped venom. “I doubt she can understand half of it, such fantastic rubbish!” She flung the scroll away. “Father Dmitri found it among her school things and brought it straight to me. I had the children's room searched and found others. I found this, too, Haraldsskald.” It was the sliver of wood with âElisif' scratched on it in Roman letters and in runes. “I know nothing of that heathenish writing, I'm happy to say; perhaps you can tell me how my daughter comes to have such a thing in her possession.”
While I explained that it was only a harmless joke of Harald's, the thought nagged at me that her first question, if she really was ignorant of runes, surely ought to have been not, Why does she have it? but What does it say?
“Inge,” I protested, “you've no cause to be angry with me. As you keep reminding me, I am Harald's skald, which you knew from the beginning, and I've done no more than a skald's duty.”
“I did not expect that your duty included betraying me, you puffed up little sneak!”
“Betraying you! If anyone, I've betrayed Harald. Inge, listen to meâ”
“You will call me Princess. I'm not Inge to you anymore.”
“I most humbly beg your pardon, Princess, but you're talking like an ass. You told me yourself that Olaf sent skalds to woo you until your father forbade it? And with what result? The memory of Olaf has made you an unhappy woman ever since.”
“At least, I was a woman, Yelisaveta's a child.”
“Aye,
your
child. She's your daughter, like it or not, with all your fire and defiance. Fighting with her will only bring about the opposite of what you want. If you'll take my advice, let her see Harald as much as she pleases and I guarantee she'll find him unbearable within a month.”
“What a smooth-tongued rogue you are. She'll find herself in his bed long before that! Carry this message to your master, skald. I will not tolerate his tampering with my daughter. He is nobody and the son of nobody. He is not worthy to take off her left shoeâtell him that. And tell him that if necessary I will send her to Pskov, where her uncle, Prince Sudislav, will keep her under lock and key until she marries Eilif in the summer. In the meantime, I will guard her more closely than ever; more closely even than Harald has taken to guarding himself these days. Tell that to your master, skald. Now get out.”
Two spots of red burned in her cheeks.
“Inge, sweet, look at me”âI tried putting my arms around herâ“this needn't make us enemies. We can stillâ”
“Putscha! Summon men to take this boy from my chamber if he will not go by himself!”
That made me angry. “Boy? Boy! I've been man enough for you up till now! No need to call for help, Princess, I'm leaving.”
The heat of my feelings astonished me; no woman had ever affected me like this before. I spent the rest of the night drinking myself stupid and talking to no one, not even Einar.
After that, the days stretched into weeks of misery. To avoid seeing Inge, I took to spending all my time at Harald's dvor (without, of course, telling him why he was suddenly favored with my constant company). It was Yelisaveta herself who got word to him that her mother had found them out, had gone out of her mind with rage and given her the worst beating of her life, and that he was please! please! to write no more poems for the time being.
Harald laughed when he read me the noteâit was this that brought him out of the funk he'd been in ever since the runestaff incident; he gloried in the sense of power that it gave him to drive Ingigerd mad.
I began to fear I was going that way myself. To take my private revenge on Inge, I jumped into bed with my slave woman (who'd been having pretty light duties up until then), plus all of Harald's (he was generous that way), and when I came to the last of them started in again; but done in anger it left me empty and unsatisfied.
I tried persuading myself that I was glad to be quit of the business: no more sneaking about, conspiring, fearing discovery every day. Yet day and night the same scene came again and again to my mindâa scene
where Inge fell sobbing into my arms, pleading for forgiveness, and begging me to come into her bed again. And, oh how I wanted to! I was sick with the pangs of love.
Christmas morning.
I stood in the church with Harald and Dag and a great crowd of boyars and druzhiniks together with their families; stood for four interminable hours while the cold numbed my feet and crept up my legs. In Gardariki the Christmen think nothing of praying for three or four hours at a stretch and they have no benches in their churches. If only to keep the blood flowing, they are constantly in motionâcrossing themselves, bowing, kneeling, standing againâand all the while smiling, whispering, and signaling to their friends.
Despite the discomfort of it, it was a spectacle worth seeing: The rumble of bass voices droning in the dark hollow of the church so as to make the floor hum under your shoes; the peopled walls alive with painted saints in the flickering candlelight; clouds of perfumed incense drifting in the air while the bishop and his minions, in brocades stiff with golden thread, performed their secret magic at the altar.
Yaroslav, too, appeared in full regalia with his sons beside him, all of whom, even to the baby, wore the golden torques of Rus Princes around their necks. And Ingigerd, standing with her daughters in the women's gallery, glowed like one of her own icons in silken gown and necklaces of topaz, amethyst, and pearl. Damn the woman!
The feast that followed marked an end to the six weeks of fasting which the Christmen observe before their god's birthday. Meat appeared
once more in the marketplace and there began an orgy of eating and drinking throughout the city that lasted till Epiphany, twelve days later.
In times gone by, when Grand Prince Vladimir reigned in Kiev, the whole population of the town, rich and poor alike, it was said, were treated to a banquet in the palace. But Yaroslav was too tight-fisted for charity on such a scale. It was only the usual mob of furred and booted boyars, rowdy druzhiniks, and even rowdier monks that sat down to dinner with the prince and his family.
Still, this was a goodly number of guests, who in one sitting consumed (I was told by Cook) fifty-six roast pigs, fowls innumerable, an arm's length of sausage per man, and thirty casks of mead and ale.
In honor of the season, the floor and tables in the great hall were strewn with new straw; sheaves of wheat from the autumn's harvest were placed in all the corners; and a huge Christmas candle, its butt stuck into a loaf of Christmas bread, was set in the center of the table.
A few places down and across the table from me sat Inge. Laughing and radiant, she was devoting herself entirely to her husband and Eilif. Since it was out of the question that either of those two had said anything the least bit amusing, I concluded that her gaiety was put on for my benefit; she knew without even looking that I was watching her. Damn and damn her again!
Beyond Inge, on Eilif's other side, Yelisaveta sat. The young princess had never looked lovelier, what with gold rings plaited in her hair and her brocaded gown trimmed with ermine. But she was unhappy and didn't care who knew it. While Eilif, her betrothed, launched clumsy pleasantries at her like rocks from a catapult, Yelisaveta frowned at her plate or else turned round to feed morsels to her dwarf, Nenilushka, who took the offered food between her teeth like some pet animal.
Across from me sat Harald, so far separated from Yelisaveta (as was the rule now) that the two could not even see each other, let alone speak. He too scowled at his meat and ground it between his teeth as though it were his enemies' flesh and bones.