Authors: Helen de Witt
He took his other hand out of his pocket and began picking out an arrangement of the samurai theme on two strings.
I did not know what to say. I said
You could play anything you want on the CD
He said
Or I could play something by special request. Any ideas?
I said
Well
Then I said
You could play something by Brahms.
He said
By Brahms?
I said
Do you know Brahms’ Ballade Op. 10 No. 2 in D major?
He said
What?
I said
Brahms’ Ballade Op. 10 No. 2 in D major? It’s part of a set.
He said
Yes I know.
He turned and rested his arm on the curved wooden side of the piano. He said
Do you know the rest of the set?
I said that was the only one I had heard because I knew someone who played it a lot but of course if he wanted to put the whole set on the CD he could because it was his CD and he had complete artistic control.
He said
I don’t know
I did not know what to say.
I said
I could teach you judo.
He said
I don’t know
I said
I could teach you piquet.
I could teach you Lagrangians.
I did not know what to say.
I said
Make this CD and I’ll teach you to play Straight No Chaser.
He said
Done.