Read The Legend of the Phantom Highwayman Online
Authors: Tom McCaughren
âThere's a lot of them all right,' Cowlick told him. âBut I never knew one of them went in under the Castle Spa.'
âWell, we're going to have to do a bit of exploring the first chance we get,' said Tapser.
Cowlick glanced around. âI wonder where Peppi is? He said he would be here.'
âDid you ever think that's a funny name for his caravan?' said Rachel. âPandora's Box.'
âIt's a name given to a box full of all sorts of knick-knacks,' RóisÃn told her.
âYou mean, like mammy's box of buttons and things?'
âI suppose so.'
âBut where does it come from?' asked Cowlick.
âFrom mythology,' said Tapser, to everyone's surprise, and he went on to explain, âMy father bought a book once, about mythology. He wanted to read about Diana the huntress. And I remember there was something in it about Pandora.'
âThat's right,' said RóisÃn. âI looked it up in my encyclopaedia. It's a Greek story.'
âYou didn't tell me that,' said Rachel reproachfully.
âWell I'm telling you now, amn't I? It says the gods quarrelled, and one of them decided to send something down to men which would cause trouble. So he made a woman.'
âHuh, the cheek of them,' said Rachel, âsuggesting that women are the ones that cause trouble!'
âGo on,' urged Cowlick impatiently. âWhat else did it say?'
âShe was called Pandora, which means all-gifted, for the gods and goddesses gave her gifts to bring with her â beauty, charm and the art of flattery. But one present was a special box which she was forbidden to open. Of course, curiosity got the better of her, and when she opened it a swarm of winged monsters flew out. They were disease, anger, revenge ⦠all the curses that left men miserable.'
âWhat did she do then?' asked Tapser.
âShe tried to close the box, but it was too late. They had all escaped and flown over the world, and only Hope was left.'
âOh, I don't like the sound of that,' shuddered Rachel.
âI wonder if it's Peppi's idea of a joke?' said Tapser.
âHow do you mean?' asked Cowlick.
âWell, maybe his coach or caravan or whatever you call it has some dark secret, and by calling himself Pandora and Company he's really telling everybody about it, knowing they won't understand.'
âA funny sort of joke,' said Rachel. âBut you could be right. He could be in the business of transporting poteen. Then his Pandora's Box really would be full of curses, wouldn't it? For people talk about the curse of drink, don't they?'
âRight,' said RóisÃn, âthat settles it. We've got to have a look inside his caravan. But where is he?'
They got up and wandered over to the window. Cowlick pushed himself up on the windowsill and looked in over the frosted part of the glass. âPeppi's inside,' he announced.
âThen his caravan must be at the back,' said RóisÃn. âCome on, now's as good a time as any.'
In the yard they found that Peppi had unhitched his horse and given it a nosebag of food. The caravan was parked nearby.
âYou two stay here and keep an eye out for Peppi,' whispered RóisÃn. âWe'll have a look inside the caravan. Come on, Rachel.'
âAre you sure you don't want us to do it?' asked Tapser.
âSure,' said RóisÃn, taking the torch from him. âCome on, Rachel.' Seeing her hesitate, she added, âDon't be silly, that story about Pandora was only something the Greeks made up. Hurry.'
Tapser and Cowlick watched from the back door of the inn as the girls climbed aboard. Rachel positioned herself at the driver's seat to keep a lookout too, while RóisÃn made her way inside.
Closing the door behind her, RóisÃn switched on her torch. The section behind the driver's seat, she could see, was Peppi's living quarters. There was an iron stove, a bunk bed and a small chest of drawers. There was no sign of any bottles, but in one of the drawers she came across a tin box. In spite of her assurance to Rachel about the story of Pandora being made up, her hands trembled as she lifted the box, wondering what was in it. Gingerly she opened the lid a little bit, then a bit more, and when it was opened fully she found, not a swarm of little winged monsters, but something else that made her gasp in disbelief.
âRachel,' she whispered, âlook at this.'
Seeing Rachel scramble inside, Tapser and Cowlick rushed over to find out what was happening.
âLook,' said RóisÃn as they put their heads in around the door. She was holding a card up to the light. It was headed: âHer Majesty's Customs and Excise. Investigation Branch.' And below that was a photograph of Peppi.
âThat means Peppi is a secret agent,' exclaimed Tapser.
âThat's right,' said a voice behind them, and when RóisÃn shone the torch on the speaker they saw it was Peppi!
For a moment time seemed to stand still. RóisÃn switched off her torch and Peppi switched on his to see who the intruders were. None of them spoke. What could they say? They had been caught red-handed.
âCome over here where I can have a better look at you,' Peppi said, and he led them over to one of the lighted windows of the inn.
âI'm sorry, Peppi,' said Tapser, âthis was all my idea.'
âAnd mine,' said RóisÃn.
âWe thought you were bringing poteen down from the mountains,' said Cowlick.
âMe? Smuggling poteen?' laughed Peppi. He glanced over his shoulder to make sure no one else was around, and whispered, âSo you're on the track of the poteen smugglers too?'
âFrankly, Peppi,' RóisÃn said, âRachel and I thought you were very suspicious.'
âSuspicious? In what way?'
âWell, it was your woollen gloves really,' admitted Rachel. âWe felt you were hiding something.'
âWell now, hold it,' said Peppi. âBefore we go any further, we must make a deal.'
âWhat sort of a deal?' asked Cowlick.
âYou must promise not to give me away.'
âWe won't blow your cover, really,' Tapser assured him, anxious to make amends and using a phrase he had heard on television.
âI'm glad,' said Peppi. âNow, you say you're looking for the smugglers. So am I. What do you say we join forces?'
Nothing could have pleased them better, and they heartily agreed.
âAll right then. But remember, secrecy is most important. You mustn't discuss my activities with anyone. All right? Now, I can't talk to you here. I've work to do and you wouldn't know who might be listening. So I'll tell you what. Tomorrow's Sunday. I'll call for you after dinner if you like, and you can come up the mountains with me. We can talk then.'
* * *
When the girls had gone to bed, Tapser and Cowlick sat up late talking.
âThis is a funny one, isn't it?' said Tapser.
âHow do you mean?'
âWell, when we were investigating the Legend of the Golden Key last summer we knew it was something to do with treasure. You know, something solid. But this business is different.'
âIn what way?'
âI just wonder sometimes if it's all in our imagination. I mean, poteen makers and smugglers and phantom highwaymen. It's like looking for the will-o'-the-wisp in the Cotton Bog back home.'
âIf it's just our imagination,' said Cowlick, âthen Peppi and the police are in the same boat. And talking of boats, don't forget what we saw at the Castle Spa. That needs some explaining.'
âBut if Max and his men are involved in smuggling poteen,' said Tapser, âwhat's that got to do with the phantom highwayman?'
âI don't know, except Peppi said that when Hugh Rua is seen on the High Road it's a sure sign there's a shipment on the way.'
âBut what is it that's been seen on the High Road?' Tapser wondered. âIt can't be a phantom. Unless, of course, the police are right and Sam Stephenson and Blind Jack have something to do with it.'
âWhy should they?'
Tapser shrugged. âMaybe they're trying to get publicity for The Highwayman Inn. Remember, Mr Stephenson said they were thinking of taking the coach up as far as the memorial on daytrips. Maybe they're even in league with the poteen smugglers.'
âWhy then would they draw attention to the fact that the poteen is on the way?'
âI don't suppose it could be Peppi doing it to raise the alarm or something?'
âOn that oul' horse of his?' laughed Cowlick. âYou must be joking. I think it's time you got some sleep.'
âYou can sleep if you like,' said Tapser. âBut I'm going to keep an eye on the High Road. If anything appears on it tonight, I want to see it.'
So saying, Tapser went over to the window and settled down for a long wait.
âWell, I'm going to bed,' said Cowlick, turning off the light. âIf you see anything give me a shout.'
Peering out into the night, Tapser could see that a breeze had sprung up. It brought occasional clouds across the moon and moulded the rowan trees on the side of the glen into ever-changing shapes and shadows. Up on the rim of the glen, scraggy hawthorn bushes seemed to have turned their backs to the wind and sea. As the night wore on, he became tired and sleepy and sometimes he imagined that the clouds looked like faces, or horses, or that the bushes looked like flowing capes.
After what seemed like an eternity, the clock downstairs chimed four times. Tapser was still sitting at the window, trying to keep his eyes open and focused on the High Road, yet knowing he was fighting a losing battle. Suddenly he sat upright and shook his head to clear the sleep from his mind. It couldn't be true, he told himself. He must be dreaming. But no, there it was! The unmistakeable outline of a horse and rider, galloping along the High Road, the rider's cape billowing out behind him as he urged his horse on to greater speed.
Tapser rushed over to rouse Cowlick. âQuick. Quick.'
âWhat's the matter?' mumbled Cowlick in his sleep.
âIt's the phantom highwayman, up on the High Road. Come on.'
Cowlick swung his legs out and sat on the edge of the bed. He was groggy with sleep. âI'm coming,' he said. His eyes were still closed and he put his head in his hands and yawned.
Tapser, however, was already on his way. Slipping out the back door, he paused for a moment with the idea of getting Prince. Nothing stirred, and afraid that he might wake the two sheepdogs, he hurried on up the back fields. Cowlick hadn't appeared yet, but he knew he wouldn't be far behind.
Strange as it may seem, Tapser wasn't scared as he climbed the side of the glen by the light of the moon. Had he stopped to think about it, he would have been, but the truth was he was too excited. As he scrambled up through the bushes and scrub, there was only one thing in his mind, and that was to get to the High Road with all possible speed in the hope of catching a glimpse of Hugh Rua.
When he emerged up through the ravine onto the rim of the glen, the horse and rider were nowhere to be seen. He scanned the High Road towards the glistening sea and up to the dark mass of the mountains. It was deserted. The only sounds to disturb the stillness were the waves breaking in the distance and the panting of his own breath.
He looked around for the bronze memorial, but couldn't find it. He looked back, expecting to see Cowlick any minute, and when there was no sign of him he walked along the road, ready at a moment's notice to jump over the ditch if the phantom rider should appear again. Maybe it had just been his imagination, he thought. But no, he assured himself, he
had
seen it.
Pulling his jacket collar up around his neck, he kept walking until he came to a fork in the road. There he stopped and wondered if the rider had gone up left into the mountains, or right, down into the glen. Suddenly he heard voices and took cover behind the ditch. Now for the first time he wished Prince was with him. And where was Cowlick? He hoped he hadn't gone back to sleep.
Cautiously he peered over the ditch. The voices were coming from the shadows on the road down to the glen. Stealing across the road he made his way down along the back of the ditch on the far side. The voices got louder, and he could now make out a lorry parked in off the road. The men were looking at one of the wheels, and he got the impression that it had a puncture. Finally, one of them gave the wheel a kick and they all walked off down the road.
âThe smugglers!' said Tapser to himself, and when they had disappeared he climbed over the ditch and pulled himself up onto the punctured wheel. âJust as I thought,' he said. âBottles.'
Taking one, he hopped back down and unscrewed the cap. Then he put the bottle to his lips and tipped some of the liquid into his mouth. The minute he did so, he realised it was poteen, but this time he didn't get a chance to spit it out. Voices told him the men were coming back and he got such a fright that he swallowed it. The poteen seemed to burn all the way down into his stomach. Suddenly he felt nauseous. He also felt dizzy. He managed to put back the bottle and held his forehead with his hand to steady himself. The men were coming closer. He had to get away.
Clutching his stomach, he staggered back up the road. Everything was swirling around before his eyes ⦠the road, the ditches, the hills, the moon.
âThere he is!' he heard a voice shout. He tried to run, but somehow the road seemed to get steeper and steeper and he didn't have the strength to climb it. It was like a nightmare. Next moment, he felt a hand grabbing him by the shoulder and he knew he was caught.
It was then that the strangest thing of all happened.
As Tapser looked up, he saw the phantom highwayman above him, blunderbuss in hand. And from afar he seemed to hear a voice say, âStand and deliver!'
âHugh Rua,' he gasped sickly to himself.
âStand and deliver!' he seemed to hear the phantom figure say again.
Tapser's head was spinning. He felt an arm going around him, and a cool breeze on his face as he was carried through the night, holding on for dear life behind the phantom rider. The cape was flapping in his face and he reached up to brush it away but lost his grip and found himself falling, falling, falling â¦
âTapser,' he heard a voice saying.
He looked up. Someone was bending over him, and a coat was brushing his face. He pushed it aside and saw the dark figures of the phantom highwayman and his horse rearing up into the night sky.
âTapser, are you all right? It's Cowlick.'
Slowly Cowlick came into focus. RóisÃn and Rachel were there too.
âWhere am I?' he asked.
âAt the memorial,' Rachel told him.
He blinked and looked up at the statue of Hugh Rua and his horse. âGive me a hand,' he said.
âWhat happened?' asked RóisÃn.
âLet's get him down to the house first,' said Cowlick. âHe seems a bit dazed.'
By the time they reached the house, the cool night air had helped Tapser to get over his gulp of poteen. Now and then he felt as if he was going to be sick, but otherwise he had recovered enough to lie on the bed and tell the others what had happened.
âSorry we were so long catching up with you,' said Cowlick. âBut I was fast asleep when you woke me. So were the girls.'
âI thought you were right behind me,' said Tapser.
âI didn't know you'd gone until I woke up properly,' Cowlick told him.
âAnd by the time we all got dressed, you must have been up on the High Road,' said RóisÃn.
âWe thought Cowlick was having us on when he told us you had seen the phantom highwayman,' said Rachel. âAre you sure it wasn't your imagination?'
âThe trees up there can look very scary at night,' said RóisÃn gently.
âIt was him all right,' Tapser asserted. âAnd if he hadn't come along when he did, dear knows where I'd be now.'
âDo you think it was the same lorry that we saw at the Castle Spa last night?' asked Cowlick.
âCould be. It looked the same, from what I could see of it.'
âAnd what about the men?' asked Cowlick. âDid you recognise any of them?'
Tapser shook his head. âAll I know is that they were after me, and they would have got me too if it hadn't been for Hugh Rua.'
âI think you were imagining things,' said Rachel. âIt must have been the poteen you swallowed.'
âBut I heard the men saying, “There he is!” and then one of them caught me,' said Tapser.
âThat was us,' RóisÃn told him.
âThat's right,' said Cowlick. âWe carried you back to the memorial. We didn't see any smugglers â or phantoms.'
âBut Hugh Rua saved me from them,' said Tapser. âI heard him saying, “Stand and deliver”.'
âDon't be silly,' said Rachel, âthat must have been Cowlick. He told us to stand aside and give you air.'
Tapser, however, was far from convinced. âWhat about the poteen? That wasn't my imagination.'
âYou can say that again,' said Cowlick. âThe smell from your breath would knock you down.'
âThere you are then,' said Tapser. âWhat did I tell you?' He groaned and added, âI never realised poteen was such horrible stuff. And Mr Stockman's right. It would drive you round the bend. I'll never drink when I grow up, that's for sure.'