The Mammoth Book of Dracula (88 page)

I cannot speak for my father, who died in Palestine before I ever reached the Crusades to fight beside him. But I know I fought to purge that possible Saracen from my own body.

I left steeped in the code of chivalry: to respect God-given life; to cherish women, children, and the weak, and protect them from harm; to honour an enemy’s right to seek sanctuary in a church and sheath my weapons on holy ground. But strange things happen to men in war. To survive you must learn to love the kill for its own sake. To love the kill you must forget all rules except one: Spill blood, first and often. This terrible metamorphosis can make a baser creature of any man who believes himself above it.

Have you ever been unable to lift your arm at the end of a day, having spent its sunlight cleaving the heads from prisoners? Have you ever knelt in the blood and entrails of an entire city’s populace, after slitting their bellies in search of swallowed gold and jewels? I have. I deny nothing, claiming only that the young Hugh who proudly rode east from Burgundy would not have committed these acts. But I have.

And have you ever awakened from some terrible dream, only to find that your circumstances are even worse? Seen your black guilt reflected in the eyes of a burning child?

In the dead of night, I deserted my army, wandering for days through deserts and hills until I found living Muslims I could beg for forgiveness. By the law of retaliation they should’ve killed me. But they were a strangely tolerant people. It would take many generations before the Islamic world learned the kind of savagery we taught them. For my personal penance they had other plans.

I had journeyed east wearing the cross of Christ.

I let those I’d come to slaughter nail me to one, instead.

~ * ~

III

“You have been brought before this tribunal on a charge of consorting with malign entities of unspecified natures; that six evenings ago you did wilfully and with full knowledge of intent engage these powers to seduce a young woman and gratify yourself out of her insensibility.”

They wore sombre faces and robes. How they love their robes. They always have. If not for my accuser’s reading of the charges from the screen of a laptop computer, this strange moment could have been taking place in the Middle Ages, when their pontiff really was the mortal man they must now have believed him to be.

“How do you plead?”

I looked from face to face, lingering on the gaunt visage of the bloodthirstiest pope ever to occupy Saint Peter’s throne—or anti-pope, according to some. The losers in the schism that had rent the Church had elected their own, but they’d all been driven from Rome. This one watched silently from a separate gallery and I had no doubt that he knew precisely who I was.

“I plead myself completely satisfied,” I told them. “She was a wonderful lover. Now, do what you have to do and let’s get this over with.”

The trial? A farce, of course. Witnesses were brought against me, claiming to have seen one thing or another in the
piazza
where I’d met the woman. She’d been sketching at an easel at the time and innocently told me I had a familiar face, and could she sketch it? If anyone had been charmed, it was me. The trouble had likely come from my having been followed around for centuries by a pair of malicious but otherwise impotent Welsh ghosts. Quite harmless, unless someone with sensitivity spots them and mistakes them for more than they really are.

Need I say I was found guilty? One witness points out my duo of spirits, shouts, and suddenly they’re seen by all. The herdlike tendencies of human nature have remained a constant for as long as I’ve been alive, and will dog the race until its end.

The state of the world what it is, I give you another decade or two. I mean no disrespect. I say it with sadness and love. In many ways you’re remarkable, but you always fall for leaders who manage to blind you to faults so much worse than your own.

“Having been found guilty of the charge of sexual predation by sorcerous enchantment, one week from today you shall be purified by pain and returned to your creator by a firing squad.”

I asked if we couldn’t get it over with sooner, but they only looked at one another as though they’d never heard such blatant self-disregard. I was only hoping to avoid a week’s boredom while waiting. I’d survived and tolerated plenty of impulsive murders and formal executions in my years, then later slipped quietly away. Corpses have that advantage.

But Vlad would know that.

Which must have been what prompted that cold, hard smile from his gallery before he rose and left, turning his back on me, the condemned, in a whisper of white and gold robes.

If his minions believed themselves about to return me to my creator, however, they appeared woefully underinformed.

~ * ~

IV

In the early years of the Crusades, those Crusaders whose contact with Saracens went beyond slaughter were swift to learn something quite discomforting: for heathen savages, they possessed a refinement of learning far higher than that found in the west.

Out of devotion to your saviour you came with hatred in your heart and a sword in your hand,
they told me in the village I had found while seeking absolution.
Therefore you will bear the wounds of this saviour and see if they make a difference in your thinking.

They beat me with fists. They whipped me with metal-tipped lashes. On my head they forced a cap woven from thorns until the blood blinded me, and I could no longer see as they laid me atop a cross I’d fashioned myself, and drove the nails through my wrists and feet. In small details it differed from every painting of the Crucifixion I’d ever seen, which I attributed to their ignorance. It was centuries before I realized they knew far more about Roman executions than we did.

For three hours they let me hang between heaven and earth, then slashed my side with a spear tip, took me down, and carried me into a tent. They washed me, covered me with aloe and myrrh, and wrapped me with linen, then left me to my fevers, to live or die as Allah willed.

Delirium reigned, yet they had indeed made a difference in my thinking. I was now willing to entertain the unthinkable:
If this can be survived, then what have we been fighting for?

And Allah willed life.

But neither then nor today could I fathom an Allah that would have anything to do with the creature that came to me during the second night. Perhaps it was lured from its shelter in the desert by the scent of blood and helplessness. A ragged, filthy thing, with jagged teeth and cunning eyes, it broke the soft crust of my scabs like bread and drank at leisure.

I’ve wondered since if it wasn’t some spirit come to avenge the atrocities of the Crusades. If it recognized within my long hair and matted beard the face of barbarians from Western Europe, and decided that death would be too swift, too merciful.

Whatever its motives, it left behind a much different man than it found. Within my balms and linen I burned, radiant with scorching fever and transformation, awakening with a hunger that no garden, tree, or cookfire could satisfy.

~ * ~

V

From my prison cell I could hear distant rumblings from far south, the latest in Mount Vesuvius’s new series of eruptions. It was what had brought me to Italy in the first place. In all my centuries, I’d never witnessed a live volcano.

There was no shortage of them around the world now. Vesuvius. Saint Helens. Aitna. The entire Pacific Ring of Fire.

As spectacles of awe, however, they had to compete with the earthquakes, tidal waves, hurricanes, electrical storms, and floodwaters, as well as the riots, border wars, and pogroms that filled the lulls whenever the earth itself was silent.

I still remember your mounting apprehension as the millennium approached, afraid it was bringing the end of the world. Enough prophets had painted it that way to excuse your creeping hysteria. But not so your short-sightedness, failing to distinguish between singular event and ongoing process.

The millennium changed, old to new. Nothing exploded. The world breathed a collective sigh of relief, then dropped its guard. And
that’s
when it all began to unravel.

No God, no Allah, was necessary. Global physics was enough: a displacement of the earth’s crust triggered by a lopsided build-up of miles-thick ice at the south pole, given geometrically-increasing momentum by the planet’s slow wobble in orbit.

Picture, if you will, the skin of an orange sliding intact over the inner fruit. Picture, then, that orange skin webbed with an unstable network of waterways, tectonic plates, and magnetic poles. And tiny, fragile creatures, championing science, fuelled by superstition, making their homes across that vulnerable surface.

Then go look out your window.

From my own I could watch a column of smoke from Vesuvius, this far north not much more than a smudge against the sky. It ran roughly parallel to the bars.

Vlad—Pope Innocent XIV—came to see me on the third night, for a moment standing in the doorway of my cell and staring as if to memorize every detail about me.

“Do you still find it difficult to know what you want your nature to be, Hugh?” he asked, then raised a spread hand. “Don’t answer, you don’t need to. I can tell: you’re the same pathetic excuse for a predator you’ve always been. Bloodlust in your heart, apologies on your lips.”

I nodded at him, his glorious robes. “You look to have an identity crisis of your own.”

“Harsh times call for iron rulers, and these are some of the harshest in history. I’m simply rising to the challenge. I’ve ruled in war, you know that, you’ve witnessed it firsthand. But there’s very little satisfaction in ruling corpses once the thrill of making them has waned.” He unleashed his viper’s smile. “It’s why you’re there, sitting on that bench, and I’m standing here, wearing Saint Peter’s ring,
I
have always led.
You
have always followed. What you gave me in your bite only furthered an evolution that had already begun in my heart and will.”

“So now you rule as a man of peace?”

“As a hypocritical man of peace. It’s the kind the world best accepts, Hugh. We’re so much easier to emulate.”

How had he done it, I wondered. He’d been elected pope out of a schism that had split the Church in two, as the world trembled beneath the cardinals’ feet and coastal cities began to be claimed an inch at a time by rising seas. On one side of the great schism, adherents of open arms and universal brotherhood; on the other, hardliners more comfortable with an age of fire and brimstone.

But how had he
done
it? He hadn’t even been an ordained priest, much less a Vatican insider. He’d simply sowed the seeds of his own modern-day legend across a war-ripped landscape, and let them come to him in their time of need.

“It was history repeating itself,” Vlad told me. “Do you know the story of Pope Celestine V? The year 1294?”

I confessed I didn’t.

“Why not? You were alive then. You’d lived lifetimes already.
I
wasn’t even born for another hundred and fifty years. Then listen, and take note of what passes for diplomacy in this city.

“The Cardinals deadlocked after eighteen months of conclave. Nothing but petty squabbling, then as now, and no one who wanted the throne was willing to budge if it meant someone else got it. Finally they elected an eighty-year-old hermit who lived in caves in the mountains of southern Italy. It was a compromise of pure self-interest: They all thought he’d be easily manipulated. And he was. they brought him down from his mountain and the pathetic old fool was so bewildered and terrified he built a replica of the cell from his cave, so he could sleep. His papacy was a disaster and he abdicated after fifteen weeks and crawled back to his caves.

“More than seven centuries later these squawking red-robed old birds find themselves in the same situation after John-Paul IV has died. The Church is shaking itself apart faster than the planet they still haven’t managed to save, and through it all they can’t even agree on who should lead them. I saw it coming years ahead, Hugh. So when the time was right I had my sycophant among them nominate the simple man of faith and healing I’d played for the world in Bosnia. And they swallowed. What a coup I would be! What a pious choice! The world would approve, because the meek were finally inheriting it, while they would crouch just out of sight, pulling my strings like puppet masters.”

Only now did Vlad allow himself another smile that bared his terrible teeth. “Except I’ve not been quite so easy to manipulate as they’d hoped.”

I had to laugh. “That must’ve caused some friction.”

“Some. But remember—I have infallibility on my side.”

“I’d imagine that’s the least of their worries.”

“It’s a double-edged sword. My papacy has also given them a chance to realize fantasies they never dared share with anyone. Twenty, thirty years ago, as ambitious younger men, bureaucrats, how many would’ve even imagined they’d get a chance to wield the same power of life and death their medieval predecessors enjoyed?”

“I don’t find that nearly so hard to believe as how willing most people are to let them have it again.”

Vlad laughed, having finally found something worthy of it. “How can you doubt? You yourself went to war once, because a man in a robe pointed east and told you to go. You think nine hundred years changes human nature? It’s no different now.
Especially
now. With the earth itself unsure beneath them, they
clutch
after whatever certainty they can find. They
crave
it.”