The Marriage of Sticks (15 page)

it would hurt if you stayed away for long.

Hefting the box marked “Sky Average,” I began climbing. I couldn’t see a thing with it full in my arms, so I had to count steps as I went. I’d found that counting backward somehow made the climb easier. At step sixteen, Hugh called out from above. I kept going and had reached seven when he called again.

“Wait a minute!”

I heard his footsteps, and then the box was lifted out of my arms.

Immediately I felt dizzy and almost fell backward. Grabbing the banister, I steadied myself. Hugh was climbing with the box and didn’t see what had happened. Just as well. It was the second dizzy spell I’d had that morning and it was disconcerting. We’d been working too hard.

Three days before, we’d rented a yellow Ryder truck and filled it with our belongings. When we were done, we stood on the sidewalk in front of my apartment building and looked inside. Hugh said it was unsettling to see all the possessions of two lifetimes stacked neatly in the back of a not-so-large truck. I kissed his shoulder for being diplomatic. Uptown in Charlotte’s apartment he had a whole other lifetime of belongings, which undoubtedly would have filled several trucks, but he’d made no mention of that. He was taking a lot to Crane’s View, but not so much when I knew what he
could
have taken.

When Charlotte heard we were moving out of the city, she flew into a flaming rage. From that day on, she did everything possible to make Hugh’s life miserable. She was good at it. In their last civil conversation before the lawyers started circling the remains, she hit him with everything she had where it hurt most. What about their marriage, his responsibilities, their children? Did he realize what this would do to them? How could he? Was he so selfish? Did he care about three other people’s lives?

“Miranda?” He stood at the top of the staircase with his hands in his pockets, looking at me. “Are you okay?”

“Yes. I was thinking about you and Charlotte.”

His face hardened. “Thinking what?”

“I was thinking there’s no way I’ll ever be able to thank you enough for coming here with me.”

“You don’t have to thank me; just love me.”

“I’m so afraid I’ll do it wrong, Hugh. Sometimes it feels like my heart is breaking loose because I want this to work so much. How do you love someone the right way?”

“Use plenty of butter.” He pulled his T-shirt out of his pants and over his head. He dropped it on the floor, watching me the whole time. “And no margarine. Some people try to cheat by using margarine, but you can always taste the difference.” He undid his belt and slid his jeans down.

“I thought we were supposed to be unpacking.” I crossed my arms, then dropped them to my sides.

“We are, but you asked how to love someone the right way. I’m telling you.”

“Use butter.” I began unbuttoning my shirt.

“Right.” He stood in white Jockey shorts with his hands on his hips. He wiggled a finger at me to climb the rest of the stairs to him. My shirt was open by the time I reached him. He slid his hands over my breasts. “Women will always win because they have breasts. It doesn’t matter how big they are, just the fact you
have
them means you’ll always win.” He pulled me slowly down to the floor.

The wood on my back was cold. I arched up into him. “Men have cocks.”

“Cocks are dumb.” He kissed my throat. “Too obvious. Breasts are art.”

I put my hand over his mouth. Slid my fingers back and forth over his tongue, then slid them out and wiped the wet across his cheek. It glistened. I kissed it. The phone rang. I put my hand between his legs and whispered, “ ‘We’re not home right now, but leave a message. We’ll get back to you as soon as we’ve come.’ ”

It rang and rang. “What would you do if I answered that?” He was smiling and flinched when I squeezed him too hard.

His face was a few inches above mine. Some of the bristles of his beard were gold, others black. I rubbed my hand across his scratchy cheek. Then I stopped my hand and left it there.

He stared at me. Something distracted him and his head snapped up. His eyes widened. His face changed into an expression I had never seen before on him: fury. Outrage. He leaped up. Before I could say anything, he was already sprinting down the hall.

“Son of a bitch!”

“Hugh!” I grabbed my pants and stood too quickly. Again came a whoosh of dizziness. It passed slowly and I went after him.

He was in our bedroom looking frantically around. “There was someone
here
! He was watching us. I looked up and saw a man standing in the doorway watching us!”

“Where did he go?”

“I thought in here. But he’s not. The windows are closed.…I don’t know. Jesus.”

“Should we call the police?”

“It won’t do any good if he’s not here. When he saw that I saw him, he stepped back in here but now…nothing. What the hell…”

“What did he look like?”

“I don’t know. A man. He was in the shadows. I don’t know.” He kept checking around. He opened a closet door. He went to a window and, throwing it open, stuck his head far out and looked in every direction.

We spent a long time searching the house from top to bottom. But Hugh was much more upset about it than I. Perhaps because he had actually seen the man. What disturbed me more was that it was the second time something strange had happened in Frances’s house and we hadn’t even moved into the place yet. While we searched, I kept thinking of the little boy and his birthday party. That little beautiful boy.

“Look at this!”

An hour later I was in the kitchen making lunch when Hugh came in holding something large in his hand. Or rather his fingers—he held it far out in front of him, as if it wasn’t at all nice. I smelled it before recognizing it. A bone. The kind of big cow bone you give a dog to chew.

“Where’d you find
that
?”

“Under the desk in my room! But touch it—that’s what’s weird.”

I pointed to the food on the counter. “Hugh, I’m making lunch. I don’t want to touch a bone.”

He jiggled it as if trying to guess the weight. “It’s still warm. Warm and slimy. Like it was chewed five minutes ago.”

“In your room?”

“Under my desk. I haven’t seen any dog around here. But this thing is
warm.
Something has been chewing this bone in my room. Recently.”

I put the knife down. “Do you think it had anything to do with the man you saw this morning?”

He looked at the floor and shrugged. “You mean maybe the dog was chewing this while his master was spying on us? I don’t know. I was wondering along those same lines. It’s weirder thinking he might have had a dog with him.”

The phone rang again. I picked it up and was relieved to hear Frances Hatch’s scratchy voice on the other end. She asked how we were doing. I told her about our morning of the intruder and the warm bone.

“That house has been empty a long time, Miranda. Who knows who’s been going in and out of there over the years? McCabe says he’s been watching it, but he can’t be there the whole day long. I’d call and tell him. You two be careful.”

She asked to speak to Hugh. I handed him the phone and went back to preparing our meal. When I was finished, I brought it to the table. Hugh continued talking to Frances while he ate. I was about to sit down when I realized I had to go to the bathroom.

That was one of the few annoying things about the house—there was no toilet on the ground floor. I trudged up the stairs again and walked down the hall. Approaching the bathroom, I stopped when I heard something inside: water running. The door was cracked. A moment’s hesitation before I pushed it open and felt for the switch on the wall. The light came on and I saw a thin thread of water running out of the faucet. I went over and turned it off and looked at myself in the mirror. Something else. Something else was wrong but it didn’t register for some moments. The doorknob. The old porcelain doorknob to the toilet had been warm when I touched it. I went back and put two fingers on it to be sure. Warm. How could that be if no one had touched it for hours? I took a deep breath and said a good throaty “Shit!” before I started out on my own investigation of the upstairs rooms. Although Hugh was downstairs, I still hated the idea of looking on my own but knew I must. I couldn’t be afraid of this house and I would be if I got spooked now and ran for cover. As I opened the door of our bedroom, my hand paused on the doorknob for a moment to gauge the temperature. Cool. No problem. Our bedroom, Hugh’s study, what would one day be the guest room and in time, the baby’s room, were only full of boxes and stacked-up furniture. Nothing more. No shadow men or dogs chewing bones. In Hugh’s room, I even got down on my knees and felt the floor under his desk where he said the bone had been. Nothing.

Then I did something that was strange but seemed right at the moment. I tipped my forehead till it was touching the floor. And I prayed. Or I said to someone powerful and important and in charge, “Please let everything be all right. Please let us be safe.” And then I went back downstairs to finish lunch with my love.

I watched as a red + sign slowly appeared in the middle of the blotting paper. Though I already knew, sensed, had
felt
it for days, it was still a storm in my head to actually see the physical proof. I was pregnant. The druggist told me these home tests were usually 98 percent sure.

I bought it at a pharmacy near my store. I’d put it in my purse and carried it around for three days, equally excited and frightened to use it. Every time I took it out and read the instructions again, turned the box over and over in my hands and shook it next to my ear as if it might have something to say, I ended up dropping it back into the bag and saying, “Later.”

After too many strange things happened—continued dizziness, fatigue, sudden nausea at the smell of coffee—I knew I had to find out what was going on inside me. At home Hugh had a book of medical symptoms. When I read those describing pregnancy—dizziness, fatigue, nausea—I closed the book and bit my lip. What would he say on hearing that it had happened so soon after we’d moved in together? Right in the middle of all the turmoil with Charlotte and his children. How would he react?

The day I decided to take the home test, we rode together into Manhattan on the train. Just past Spuyten Duyvil, I carefully curved our normal morning chitchat around to the subject of children. Hugh had been looking at a Sotheby’s catalog of rare musical instruments to be auctioned.

He drummed his fingers on the cover. “I love Fellini films and my favorite parts are when there’s a scene of a big family fest: a marriage or birthday party. Tables have been set up in an empty field and everyone’s eating, having a wonderful time. A bad local band is playing, children are running around. The wind is always blowing and crepe paper or balloons are flying around, and leaves.…” Looking out the window, he blew breath against the glass and made a small patch of fog. He rubbed it away with the heel of his hand. “Sometimes you hear a train passing in the distance. A couple of sad toots.

“I want to be at those parties, with
my
five kids running around. They’ve eaten too much cake and are tired of sitting still. Or maybe they’re my grandchildren and I’ve got white hair and am beginning to get sleepy because I’ve had too much wine. I love the Italians. All those big families and their kids. I love kids. I’d be so happy if we had some. But of course only if you want them too.”

I stared at the vivid red cross on the test and realized I was humming the Beatles song “I feel fine.” I had a plan. I put the test in a small Ziploc bag and slid it into my desk. Then I went to a liquor store and bought a bottle of their best champagne. My first thought was to go to Hugh’s office and surprise him, but I realized I didn’t want his assistants to know yet. I called instead and asked if we could have lunch. To my great dismay, he said no. He had to meet with clients all afternoon and might not be home till late. I was on the verge of telling him then, but that would have been wrong. Over the telephone? This was our greatest event and it deserved special treatment. The announcement had to wait till later.

I stood in the middle of Eighty-first Street with a bottle of champagne and the best news I’d ever had but no one to share them with. If only my parents were still alive.

To make matters worse, ten feet away across the sidewalk a well-dressed middle-aged woman suddenly started screaming, “Where is everyone
going
?” again and again in a voice that could have opened the eyes of the dead. In typical New York fashion, people steered a wide path around her, but I was mesmerized. Her fists were against her cheeks, and she looked like a mad Edvard Munch character. Naturally she ended up staring at me, her audience of one. Snapping out of my trance, I didn’t know whether to flee or try to help her.

“Where are they
going
?” she pleaded, as if I knew who “they” were or where they were headed. She continued staring at me in the most beseeching way.

The only thing I could say was, “I don’t know.”

“But you have to know; you’ve been here longer than any of us!” And with that she moved off down the street in a swift stagger that was as awful to see as the look on her face.

After making sure she wasn’t coming back, I returned to the phone booth and called Zoe. Halfway through tapping out her number I hung up, remembering she had flown out to Los Angeles two days before to visit Doug Auerbach.

Frances! Frances was always home, thank God. She answered after the fifth ring. When I asked if I could visit, she happily said, “Of course!” I went to a specialty market and bought tins of pâté and Russian caviar, a beautifully fresh French bread, and a box of Belgian chocolates.

When I hailed a cab the sun was shining brightly, but on the way uptown the sky darkened abruptly and thunder rolled. The rain began just before I saw the madwoman again. She was now walking briskly in a purposeful stride that said, Outta the way I’m in a hurry. So different from minutes before when she’d been standing on the sidewalk looking like aliens had landed inside her skull. Now she looked straight ahead and her arms pumped back and forth, rump rump rump.