Authors: Agatha Christie
Graves responded instantly.
“That's quite likely to be right, sir. None of these letters show any signs of intimate knowledge. They're just blind accusations. There's been no attempt to blackmail. And there doesn't seem to be any religious biasâsuch as we sometimes get. It's just sex and spite! And that's going to give us quite a good pointer towards the writer.”
Symmington got up. Dry and unemotional as the man was, his lips were trembling.
“I hope you find the devil who writes these soon. She murdered my wife as surely as if she'd put a knife into her.” He paused. “How does she feel now, I wonder?”
He went out, leaving that question unanswered.
“How does she feel, Griffith?” I asked. It seemed to me the answer was in his province.
“God knows. Remorseful, perhaps. On the other hand, it may be that she's enjoying her power. Mrs. Symmington's death may have fed her mania.”
“I hope not,” I said, with a slight shiver. “Because if so, she'llâ”
I hesitated and Nash finished the sentence for me.
“She'll try it again? That, Mr. Burton, would be the best thing that could happen, for us. The pitcher goes to the well once too often, remember.”
“She'd be mad to go on with it,” I exclaimed.
“She'll go on,” said Graves. “They always do. It's a vice, you know, they can't let it alone.”
I shook my head with a shudder. I asked if they needed me any longer, I wanted to get out into the air. The atmosphere seemed tinged with evil.
“There's nothing more, Mr. Burton,” said Nash. “Only keep your eyes open, and do as much propaganda as you canâthat is to say, urge on everyone that they've got to report any letter they receive.” I nodded.
“I should think everyone in the place has had one of the foul things by now,” I said.
“I wonder,” said Graves. He put his sad head a little on one side and asked, “You don't know, definitely, of anyone who
hasn't
had a letter?”
“What an extraordinary question! The population at large isn't likely to take me into their confidence.”
“No, no, Mr. Burton, I didn't mean that. I just wondered if you knew of anyone person who quite definitely, to your certain knowledge, has not received an anonymous letter.”
“Well, as a matter of fact,” I hesitated, “I do, in a way.”
And I repeated my conversation with Emily Barton and what she had said.
Graves received the information with a wooden face and said: “Well, that may come in useful. I'll note it down.”
I went out into the afternoon sunshine with Owen Griffith. Once in the street, I swore aloud.
“What kind of place is this for a man to come to lie in the sun and heal his wounds? It's full of festering poison, this place, and it looks as peaceful and as innocent as the Garden of Eden.”
“Even there,” said Owen dryly, “there was one serpent.”
“Look here, Griffith, do they know anything? Have they got any idea?”
“I don't know. They've got a wonderful technique, the police. They're seemingly so frank, and they tell you nothing.”
“Yes. Nash is a nice fellow.”
“And a very capable one.”
“If anyone's batty in this place,
you
ought to know it.” I said accusingly.
Griffith shook his head. He looked discouraged. But he looked more than thatâhe looked worried. I wondered if he had an inkling of some kind.
We had been walking along the High Street. I stopped at the door of the house agents.
“I believe my second instalment of rent is dueâin advance. I've got a good mind to pay it and clear out with Joanna right away. Forfeit the rest of the tenancy.”
“Don't go,” said Owen.
“Why not?”
He didn't answer. He said slowly after a minute or two,
“After allâI dare say you're right. Lymstock isn't healthy just now. It mightâit might harm you orâor your sister.”
“Nothing harms Joanna,” I said. “She's tough. I'm the weakly one. Somehow this business makes me sick.”
“It makes
me
sick,” said Owen.
I pushed the door of the house agents half open.
“But I shan't go,” I said. “Vulgar curiosity is stronger than pusillanimity. I want to know the solution.”
I went in.
A woman who was typing got up and came towards me. She had frizzy hair and simpered, but I found her more intelligent than the spectacled youth who had previously held sway in the outer office.
A minute or two later something familiar about her penetrated through to my consciousness. It was Miss Ginch, lately Symmington's lady clerk. I commented on the fact.
“You were with Galbraith and Symmington, weren't you?” I said.
“Yes. Yes, indeed. But I thought it was better to leave. This is quite a good post, though not quite so well paid. But there are things that are more valuable than money, don't you think so?”
“Undoubtedly,” I said.
“Those awful letters,” breathed Miss Ginch in a sibilant whisper. “I got a dreadful one. About me and Mr. Symmingtonâoh,
terrible it was, saying the most
awful
things! I knew my duty and I took it to the police, though of course it wasn't exactly
pleasant
for me, was it?”
“No, no, most unpleasant.”
“But they thanked me and said I had done quite right. But I felt that, after that, if people were talkingâand evidently they
must
have been, or where did the writer get the idea from?âthen I must avoid even the appearance of evil, though there has never been anything at all
wrong
between me and Mr. Symmington.”
I felt rather embarrassed.
“No, no, of course not.”
“But people have such evil minds. Yes, alas, such evil minds!”
Nervously trying to avoid it, I nevertheless met her eye, and I made a most unpleasant discovery.
Miss Ginch was thoroughly enjoying herself.
Already once today I had come across someone who reacted pleasurably to anonymous letters. Inspector Graves's enthusiasm was professional. Miss Ginch's enjoyment I found merely suggestive and disgusting.
An idea flashed across my startled mind.
Had Miss Ginch written these letters herself?
I
W
hen I got home I found Mrs. Dane Calthrop sitting talking to Joanna. She looked, I thought, grey and ill.
“This has been a terrible shock to me, Mr. Burton,” she said. “Poor thing, poor thing.”
“Yes,” I said. “It's awful to think of someone being driven to the stage of taking their own life.”
“Oh, you mean Mrs. Symmington?”
“Didn't you?”
Mrs. Dane Calthrop shook her head.
“Of course one is sorry for her, but it would have been bound to happen anyway, wouldn't it?”
“Would it?” said Joanna dryly.
Mrs. Dane Calthrop turned to her.
“Oh, I think so, dear. If suicide is your idea of escape from trouble then it doesn't very much matter what the trouble is. Whenever some very unpleasant shock had to be faced, she'd have done the
same thing. What it really comes down to is that she was that kind of woman. Not that one would have guessed it. She always seemed to me a selfish rather stupid woman, with a good firm hold on life. Not the kind to panic, you would thinkâbut I'm beginning to realize how little I really know anyone.”
“I'm still curious as to whom you meant when you said âPoor thing,'” I remarked.
She stared at me.
“The woman who wrote the letters, of course.”
“I don't think,” I said dryly, “I shall waste sympathy on her.”
Mrs. Dane Calthrop leaned forward. She laid a hand on my knee.
“But don't you realizeâcan't you
feel?
Use your imagination. Think how desperately, violently unhappy anyone must be to sit down and write these things. How lonely, how cut off from human kind. Poisoned through and through, with a dark stream of poison that finds its outlet in this way. That's why I feel so self-reproachful. Somebody in this town has been racked with that terrible unhappiness, and I've had no idea of it. I should have had. You can't interfere with actionsâ I never do. But that black inward unhappinessâlike a septic arm physically, all black and swollen. If you could cut it and let the poison out it would flow away harmlessly. Yes, poor soul, poor soul.”
She got up to go.
I did not feel like agreeing with her. I had no sympathy for our anonymous letter writer whatsoever. But I did ask curiously:
“Have you any idea at all, Mrs. Calthrop, who this woman is?”
She turned her fine perplexed eyes on me.
“Well, I can guess,” she said. “But then I might be wrong, mightn't I?”
She went swiftly out through the door, popping her head back to ask:
“Do tell me, why have you never married, Mr. Burton?”
In anyone else it would have been an impertinence, but with Mrs. Dane Calthrop you felt that the idea had suddenly come into her head and she had really wanted to know.
“Shall we say,” I said, rallying, “that I have never met the right woman?”
“We can say so,” said Mrs. Dane Calthrop, “but it wouldn't be a very good answer, because so many men have obviously married the wrong woman.”
This time she really departed.
Joanna said:
“You know I really do think she's mad. But I like her. The people in the village here are afraid of her.”
“So am I, a little.”
“Because you never know what's coming next?”
“Yes. And there's a careless brilliancy about her guesses.”
Joanna said slowly: “Do you really think whoever wrote these letters is very unhappy?”
“I don't know what the damned hag is thinking or feeling! And I don't care. It's her victims I'm sorry for.”
It seems odd to me now that in our speculations about Poison Pen's frame of mind, we missed the most obvious one. Griffith had pictured her as possibly exultant. I had envisaged her as remorsefulâappalled by the result of her handiwork. Mrs. Dane Calthrop had seen her as suffering.
Yet the obvious, the inevitable reaction we did not considerâor perhaps I should say, I did not consider. That reaction was Fear.
For with the death of Mrs. Symmington, the letters had passed out of one category into another. I don't know what the legal position wasâSymmington knew, I suppose, but it was clear that with a death resulting, the position of the writer of the letters was much more serious. There could now be no question of passing it off as a joke if the identity of the writer was discovered. The police were active, a Scotland Yard expert called in. It was vital now for the anonymous author to remain anonymous.
And granted that Fear was the principal reaction, other things followed. Those possibilities also I was blind to. Yet surely they should have been obvious.
II
Joanna and I came down rather late to breakfast the next morning. That is to say, late by the standards of Lymstock. It was nine-thirty, an hour at which, in London, Joanna was just unclosing an eyelid, and mine would probably be still tight shut. However when Partridge had said “Breakfast at half past eight, or nine o'clock?” neither Joanna nor I had had the nerve to suggest a later hour.
To my annoyance, Aimée Griffith was standing on the doorstep talking to Megan.
She gave tongue with her usual heartiness at the sight of us.
“Hallo, there, slackers! I've been up for hours.”
That, of course, was her own business. A doctor, no doubt, has to have early breakfast, and a dutiful sister is there to pour out his tea, or coffee. But it is no excuse for coming and butting in on one's more somnolent neighbours. Nine-thirty is not the time for a morning call.
Megan slipped back into the house and into the dining room, where I gathered she had been interrupted in her breakfast.
“I said I wouldn't come in,” said Aimée Griffithâthough why it is more of a merit to force people to come and speak to you on the doorstep, than to talk to them inside the house I do not know. “I just wanted to ask Miss Burton if she'd any vegetables to spare for our Red Cross stall on the main road. If so, I'd get Owen to call for them in the car.”
“You're out and about very early,” I said.
“The early bird catches the worm,” said Aimée. “You have a better chance of finding people in this time of day. I'm off to Mr. Pye's next. Got to go over to Brenton this afternoon. Guides.”
“Your energy makes me quite tired,” I said, and at that moment the telephone rang and I retired to the back of the hall to answer it, leaving Joanna murmuring rather doubtfully something about rhubarb and French beans and exposing her ignorance of the vegetable garden.
“Yes?” I said into the telephone mouthpiece.
A confused noise of deep breathing came from the other end of the wire and a doubtful female voice said “Oh!”
“Yes?” I said again encouragingly.
“Oh,” said the voice again, and then it inquired adenoidally, “Is thatâwhat I meanâis that Little Furze?”
“This is Little Furze.”
“Oh!” This was clearly a stock beginning to every sentence. The voice inquired cautiously: “Could I speak to Miss Partridge just a minute?”
“Certainly,” I said. “Who shall I say?”
“Oh. Tell her it's Agnes, would you? Agnes Waddle.” “Agnes Waddle?”
“That's right.”
Resisting the temptation to say, “Donald Duck to you,” I put down the telephone receiver and called up the stairs to where I could hear the sound of Partridge's activities overheard.
“Partridge. Partridge.”
Partridge appeared at the head of the stairs, a long mop in one hand, and a look of “What is it
now?
” clearly discernible behind her invariably respectful manner.
“Yes, sir?”
“Agnes Waddle wants to speak to you on the telephone.”
“I beg your pardon, sir?”
I raised my voice. “Agnes Waddle.”
I have spelt the name as it presented itself to my mind. But I will now spell it as it was actually written.
“Agnes Woddellâwhatever can she want now?”
Very much put out of countenance, Partridge relinquished her mop and rustled down the stairs, her print dress crackling with agitation.
I beat an unobtrusive retreat into the dining room where Megan was wolfing down kidneys and bacon. Megan, unlike Aimée Griffith, was displaying no “glorious morning face.” In fact she replied very gruffly to my morning salutations and continued to eat in silence.
I opened the morning paper and a minute or two later Joanna entered looking somewhat shattered.
“Whew!” she said. “I'm so tired. And I think I've exposed my
utter ignorance of what grows when. Aren't there runner beans this time of year?”
“August,” said Megan. “Well, one has them anytime in London,” said Joanna defensively.
“Tins, sweet fool,” I said. “And cold storage on ships from the far-flung limits of empire.”
“Like ivory, apes and peacocks?” asked Joanna.
“Exactly.”
“I'd rather have peacocks,” said Joanna thoughtfully.
“I'd like a monkey of my own as a pet,” said Megan.
Meditatively peeling an orange, Joanna said:
“I wonder what it would feel like to be Aimée Griffith, all bursting with health and vigour and enjoyment of life. Do you think she's ever tired, or depressed, orâor wistful?”
I said I was quite certain Aimée Griffith was never wistful, and followed Megan out of the open French window on to the veranda.
Standing there, filling my pipe, I heard Partridge enter the dining room from the hall and heard her voice say grimly:
“Can I speak to you a minute, miss?”
“Dear me,” I thought. “I hope Partridge isn't going to give notice. Emily Barton will be very annoyed with us if so.”
Partridge went on: “I must apologize, miss, for being rung up on the telephone. That is to say, the young person who did so should have known better. I have never been in the habit of using the telephone or of permitting my friends to ring me up on it, and I'm very sorry indeed that it should have occurred, and the master taking the call and everything.”
“Why, that's quite all right, Partridge,” said Joanna soothingly,
“why shouldn't your friends use the phone if they want to speak to you?”
Partridge's face, I could feel, though I could not see it, was more dour than ever as she replied coldly:
“It is not the kind of thing that has ever been done in this house. Miss Emily would never permit it. As I say, I am sorry it occurred, but Agnes Woddell, the girl who did it, was upset and she's young too, and doesn't know what's fitting in a gentleman's house.”
“That's one for you, Joanna,” I thought gleefully.
“This Agnes who rung me up, miss,” went on Partridge, “she used to be in service here under me. Sixteen she was, then, and come straight from the orphanage. And you see, not having a home, or a mother or any relations to advise her, she's been in the habit of coming to me. I can tell her what's what, you see.”
“Yes?” said Joanna and waited. Clearly there was more to follow.
“So I am taking the liberty of asking you, miss, if you would allow Agnes to come here to tea this afternoon in the kitchen. It's her day out, you see, and she's got something on her mind she wants to consult me about. I wouldn't dream of suggesting such a thing in the usual way.”
Joanna said bewildered:
“But why shouldn't you have anyone to tea with you?”
Partridge drew herself up at this, so Joanna said afterwards, and really looked most formidable, as she replied:
“It has never been the custom of This House, miss. Old Mrs. Barton never allowed visitors in the kitchen, excepting as it should be our own day out, in which case we were allowed to entertain friends here instead of going out, but otherwise, on ordinary days, no. And Miss Emily she keeps to the old ways.”
Joanna is very nice to servants and most of them like her but she has never cut any ice with Partridge.
“It's no good, my girl,” I said when Partridge had gone and Joanna had joined me outside. “Your sympathy and leniency are not appreciated. The good old overbearing ways for Partridge and things done the way they should be done in a gentleman's house.”
“I never heard of such tyranny as not allowing them to have their friends to see them,” said Joanna. “It's all very well, Jerry, but they can't
like
being treated like black slaves.”
“Evidently they do,” I said. “At least the Partridges of this world do.”
“I can't imagine why she doesn't like me. Most people do.”
“She probably despises you as an inadequate housekeeper. You never draw your hand across a shelf and examine it for traces of dust. You don't look under the mats. You don't ask what happened to the remains of the chocolate soufflé, and you never order a nice bread pudding.”
“Ugh!” said Joanna.
She went on sadly. “I'm a failure all round today. Despised by our Aimée for ignorance of the vegetable kingdom. Snubbed by Partridge for being a human being. I shall now go out into the garden and eat worms.”
“Megan's there already,” I said.
For Megan had wandered away a few minutes previously and was now standing aimlessly in the middle of a patch of lawn looking not unlike a meditative bird waiting for nourishment.
She came back, however, towards us and said abruptly:
“I say, I must go home today.”
“What?” I was dismayed.
She went on, flushing, but speaking with nervous determination.
“It's been awfully good of you having me and I expect I've been a fearful nuisance, but I have enjoyed it awfully, only now I must go back, because after all, well, it's my home and one can't stay away for ever, so I think I'll go this morning.”
Both Joanna and I tried to make her change her mind, but she was quite adamant, and finally Joanna got out the car and Megan went upstairs and came down a few minutes later with her belongings packed up again.