âWomen.' Rennie shook his head. âI'll never understand them.'
âAnd what's been going on in the kitchen? Did World War Three break out while we were away?'
âSorry.' Sensing Carmen's embarrassment, Rennie said, âI did that. Bit of an accident with the cornflakes.'
âYou're a butterfingers,' Rose scolded good-naturedly. âNever mind, I'll have it cleared up in no time.
And
you've ruined your favourite shirt; honestly, you are hopeless.'
Deciding he'd been quite noble enough, Rennie said, âThat wasn't me. It was Carmen.'
Chapter 27
âAbout time too.' Jonathan's tone was terse when Nancy returned his call the following morning. âI was expecting you to ring me yesterday.'
âI've been busy.' Reaching across the kitchen table for her gloves, Nancy was interested and relieved to discover that the sound of his voice did absolutely nothing for her. It left her cold. In the space of just a few weeks she was over Jonathan. It was even possible to find him faintly pathetic.
âHow have you been?'
âFine.' It was true, she had. In fact, better than fine.
âWe need to talk,' said Jonathan.
âIsn't that what we're doing now?'
âI mean properly.' He paused and cleared his throat. âFace to face. I could . . . come down to London, if you want.'
âWhat for?' Nancy checked her watch; she really had to leave for work in five minutes.
âTo sort this out. Decide what we're going to do.'
âGet a divorce. It's simple enough, isn't it? There's no need for you to fly down,' said Nancy. âI'll find a solicitor, tell him toâ'
âLook, I don't want a divorce.' Hurriedly Jonathan went on, âI'm not with Paula any more. It's over.'
Well, well. Who'd have thought it? âOver? That was quick. Did you get the ring back?'
âIt was never serious. Paula was just a bit ofâ'
âA floozy?' guessed Nancy.
âA bit of fun, I was going to say. But I suppose that's not right. She was just
there
,' Jonathan said weakly, âand she was available. She was the one who made all the running. To be honest, she threw herself at me. And I suppose I was . . .'
âStupid? Unfaithful?' Nancy suggested helpfully. âA complete shit?'
â
Flattered
.' Jonathan sounded irritated. âBut it was never meant to be anything important. The last thing I wanted was to jeopardise our marriage.'
âShould have thought of that before you got her knickers off.'
âI know, I
know
,' he exploded with frustration, âbut you were never supposed to find out!'
âAh, but I did find out,' Nancy said easily. âAnd what's more, I'm
glad
I found out.'
âNancy, listen to me, I don't want a divorce! I still love you! I made one tiny mistake,' Jonathan groaned, âand I'm
sorry
.'
âWell, that's incredibly generous of you, but the answer's still no. Because I don't love you and I definitely want a divorce.' God, it felt so great to be saying this and to actually mean it. Re-checking her watch, Nancy said, âLook, I'm sorry, but I do have to go now.'
âIt's him, isn't it! Jesus, you
are
sleeping with him.' She heard disbelief mingled with fury in Jonathan's voice, reverberating down the phone.
âWhat?' Nancy smothered laughter.
âRennie Todd,' Jonathan shouted. âYou're letting him screw you! Is he spinning you a line, is that it? Do you think he's serious about you? Because I'm telling you now, you're kidding yourself if you do. He's sleeping with you because you're there, willing and available.'
âBit like you and Paula then.' Nancy couldn't resist it.
âHe can have anyone he wants, for fuck's sake! He's just
using
you.'
âOr,' Nancy said cheerfully, âI could be using him.'
Jonathan made a noise like an old-fashioned kettle coming to the boil. Rennie, choosing this moment to wander into the kitchen wearing nothing but the blue and white striped shorts he'd slept in, yawned and said, âI don't know about you, but I could use a cup of tea.'
âIs that him?' roared Jonathan. âJesus, don't tell me you're in bed with him now! He'll dump you, you do realise that, don't you? Men like him have a different groupie for every night of the week.'
âThanks, Jonathan, but you don't need to worry about me. I can look after myself.' As she said it, Rennie raised his eyebrows enquiringly and Nancy nodded, grinning.
âSweetheart,' said Rennie, âaren't you cold with no clothes on? Here, let me warm you up.'
âI have to go,' Nancy said hastily, cutting an outraged Jonathan off in mid-splutter.
âSounds a bit agitated,' observed Rennie.
âHe thinks we're having an affair.'
âServes him right. Before you know it, he'll be deciding he wants you back.'
âHe already has.' Taking a last hasty gulp of lukewarm coffee Nancy said, âJust now. I turned down his generous offer.'
âHey, that's great.' Rennie sounded genuinely pleased. âGood for you. Fancy a quickie to celebrate?'
âSorry, late for work already.' Smiling, Nancy grabbed her handbag and inwardly marvelled at how fantastic she felt. Turning down Jonathan had done wonders for her self-esteem. Maybe one day an attractive man would make her an offer along the lines of the one Rennie had just suggested and actually mean it.
Wrenching open the front door, she unexpectedly came face to face with the attractive man she had secretly hoped might be the one to make that offer. Almost cannoning right into his chest, Nancy jumped and let out an undignified yelp of surprise.
âSorry, sorry.' Connor held out his hands and steadied her, which did nothing to calm her frantically racing heart. âDidn't mean to give you a fright. I was just about to ring the bell.'
âCaught me by surprise.' Clutching her chest, Nancy took deep breaths and tried not to notice how gorgeous he was looking. OK, maybe not gorgeous - Connor was too scruffy for that - but irresistible all the same. âUm, did you want to see Rennie?'
âYou, actually.' Apologetically Connor said, âBut I can see it's not a good time, you're rushing off to work.'
âWhat about?'
âNo, it's fine, I don't want to make you late.'
Which was like plonking a huge, thrillingly gift-wrapped present into a six-year-old's arms, then snatching it back and saying, âActually, don't open it yet.'
âYou're here now. I'm not going to be late.' The big lie tripped effortlessly off Nancy's tongue. Poor Zac, less than a week and already she was turning into Jacintha. Reversing back into the hall, she said, âNow, what was it you wanted?' and briefly - shamelessly - allowed her imagination to run riot.
âOK, this won't take two minutes. It's actually Mia's idea,' Connor admitted, which Nancy felt was promising. Had Mia persuaded him that if he wanted a new and
far
nicer girlfriend than Sadie Sylvester, he need look no further than next door?
âMia's full of ideas,' said Nancy, aware that this was a less than dazzling response but powerless to come up with anything witty at short notice.
âTell me about it. Let's hope this one's better than the last.' Connor pulled a wry face, which was less encouraging. âAnyway the thing is, my secretary's eight months pregnant and she's starting her maternity leave on Friday. We're holding a party at the club. I was going to buy a cake, then Mia told me about the one you'd made for Rennie.'
âHi.' Emerging from the kitchen clutching a slice of toast and Marmite, Rennie said interestedly, âWhat cake?'
âHey there.' Connor greeted him with a cheerful nod. âThe one Nancy made for your birthday. The curry cake.'
âCurry cake?'
Connor turned back to Nancy. âDid I get this wrong? Chicken Madras and pilau rice, Mia said. She described it to me down to the last detail.'
âI know I eat weird stuff,' Rennie complained, âbut not that weird.'
âIt's OK.' Nancy waved her hands, embarrassed. âI made a cake for your birthday but you flew over to New York so you didn't get it. I threw it away.'
âBloody good job,' declared Rennie, who could sometimes be
too
blunt. âI'm glad I went to New York now.' Gazing in horror at Nancy he said, âWhatever were you thinking of?'
âWill you shut up and listen?' Nancy wished she'd never made the bloody thing now. âIt didn't taste of curry, OK? It was a normal sponge cake inside, decorated to look like a plate of chicken Madras and rice.'
âMia said it was fantastic,' Connor added supportively.
Feeling cross and a bit stupid, Nancy said, âIt
was
fantastic. But don't worry, I won't be making you another one, that's for sure.'
She was glaring at Rennie. Raising his eyebrows in apology, Connor said, âHey, I'm sorry, I didn't come here to cause trouble.'
âNo,
I'm
sorry.' Rennie shook his head with genuine regret. âMisunderstanding. It sounds great. Going to all that trouble, just for me. I'm really touched. You shouldn't have thrown it away.'
Nancy felt her cheeks burning, because they were both looking at her now and Connor was probably thinking she must have a bit of a crush on Rennie. Dammit, Rennie was undoubtedly thinking the same thing.
âIt would have been stale by the time you got back. Look, forget it, no big deal.' She turned abruptly to Connor and said, âSo you want me to make one for your secretary, is that it?'
âWell, that was the idea . . . I mean, I'd pay you of course,' Connor added hastily. âBut if you're too busy, that's fine, I'll just buy one fromâ'
âI have to go to work now.' Feeling hot, frazzled and ashamed of herself for behaving like a teenager in a strop, Nancy said, âOf course I'll do you a cake. Look, I'll be home by six. Why don't you come over this evening and we'll talk about the kind of thing you want.'
Â
âAfternoon, Jacintha,' said Zac, when Nancy arrived out of breath at the shop.
âI know, I know, I'm so sorry.' In her hurry to unwind her scarf, Nancy wound it the wrong way and almost garrotted herself. âIt won't happen again. I've just had a bit of a frantic morning, my husband wants me to go back to him and he thinks I'm having an affair with Rennie and our neighbour called round just as I was leaving the house and thenâ'
âHey, relax, we're only teasing you.' Zac, with Doreen on his lap, was beaming all over his face. âIt's eight minutes past nine, silly, not eight minutes past three. Anyway, never mind about that.' He bounced on his chair so excitedly that Doreen's ears jiggled like wings. âEnough about you, let's talk about me!
Guess
who I met last night?'
So this was why he'd been waiting impatiently for her to come in.
âBoy George.' Reaching across him to switch on the computer, Nancy hoped Zac wasn't going to be wittering on for the next twenty minutes; she had a heap of emails to get through.
âMore like Boy George's gorgeous blond Scandinavian son,' Zac said happily. âIf he had one.'
âI don't think he has. Go on then, tell me everything. Well,' Nancy hastily amended, ânot
everything
. . .'
âHis name's Sven.' Zac gazed dreamily at the wall, where a hologram of the glorious Sven was evidently hovering. âHe's twenty-five, blue eyes, white-blond hair, teeth to die for. You should see him, he looks like a model. I told him he should approach an agency.'
âWhat kind of work's he doing now?' Nancy's attempts at opening her emails were hampered by Doreen's determination to capture the mouse with her paw.
âWell, nothing right now.' Did Zac sound defensive? âI mean, back in Malmo he's in PR, but he took a few months off to come over here and last night we just clicked. I walked into the bar and there he was, all on his own. He took one look at me. I couldn't
stop
looking at him. So I offered to buy him a drink and that was that, from then on we were just chatting non-stop. I'm telling you, if you could
see
this boy's cheekbones . . .'
âOK, put Doreen down and listen to me. Concentrate,' Nancy ordered, because Zac was lit up like a fairground ride. âDon't rush into anything. Don't get carried away. Take your time and
don't
do anything stupid like ask him to move in with you.'
Zac's shoulders slumped. Resentfully, he said, âI can't believe you're being so mean.'
âI'm not being mean. You told me to say all those things,' Nancy reminded him. âTwo days ago, remember, when you announced you were turning over a new leaf?'
âOh God, I know, I
know
I did.' Impatiently Zac waved the reminder away, like a dieter fed up with saying no to cream cakes. âBut Sven is different, I promise. This time it's for real. We get on so well, he's just a genuinely nice guy, if you could meet him you'd see I'm right.'
It was Carmen and Joe all over again. You couldn't order people to control their emotions, Nancy was discovering. Zac wasn't going to take a blind bit of notice of anything she had to say.
âFine. I'm happy you're happy. Now, can I make a start on these emails?'
âHang on, what was it you said when you came in?' Belatedly Zac slipped out of me-mode and did a double-take. âYour husband wants you to go back to him? Back to
Scotland
?'